Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Rachel Dolezal VS Adam Hirite

Nobody’s Perfect

Some people just can’t help themselves: They try really hard, but end up shooting themselves in the foot, and today, that’s what we saw with Jeb Bush. I didn’t even have to watch his ‘coming out’ speech today, to Jeb bush latintell you, that Jeb is two steps back before he even gets started: The biggest bullet pointing at his success is that all he seems to care about is the Mexicans here in America. To him, America’s natives will be like the dodo bird very soon..and so, he really doesn’t care about them. Jeb really IS more Mexican than American, and loves Common Core. He is going to take this self-imposed bullet of insanity right up until the end.

But, this week’s big bloopers are not about Jeb. No. It’s about a white woman who claims to be black, and a Colorado man, who decided to shoot himself in the foot.

For real. He wanted to see what it felt like. I think they both have something in common.

Let’s start with “I’m white, but I want to be black” woman named Rachel.


I must admit: I haven’t been paying much attention to the story about Rachel Dolezel, the white woman who CLAIMS to be black, because to me, it really IS old news….After all, we have a President who swears he’s black even though genetically speaking, he cannot claim to be a pure black…and yet, if he was actually PROUD of his whiteness do you think he would be President? No.

Yes, Rachel decided, much like Obama, that being white wasn’t getting her anywhere, probably due to this:Racheal joke

Rachel Dolezal, who resigned as president of the NAACP’s Spokane, Washington, chapter on Monday, filed a lawsuit against Howard University in 2002 alleging that she was discriminated against because she was white. This week, Dolezal made national headlines when her parents revealed their daughter was actually white and had been misrepresenting herself as black for years.

She lost that lawsuit, so like a smart gal, she decided to JOIN the big money bank of racist exploitation and just be black. And boy, was she rewarded. She got a job as President of the NAACP! How cool is that?

Her parents came out and told the world she was really ‘white” and because being white is shamed in this country now, Rachel took off to fame…and jumped on the black-like-me honor roll. She became an instance liberal sensation.

Like a true liberal, she just lied…and made up a black dad:racist white

It also emerged on Monday that Dolezal once falsely claimed that her “black” father fled the south because a “white officer harassed and threatened to, was about ready to, beat his dad with a billy club and he whipped around and actually slapped the officer to his knees.”

“They got out of town on the midnight train because as a black family in the deep south if you had any kind of a negative altercation with a white cop where you stood up for yourself it was gonna go badly for you,” Dolezal reportedly said during a podcast interview.

When Rachel’s parents made her an overnight celebrity, she took the ball and RAN! Gays, move over! We now have trans-racial! A new species. She wrote this:

It is a true honor to serve in the racial and social justice movement here in Spokane and across the nation. Many issues face us now that drive at the theme of urgency. Police brutality, biased curriculum in schools, economic disenfranchisement, health inequities, and a lack of pro-justice political representation are among the concerns at the forefront of the current administration of the Spokane NAACP. And yet, the dialogue has unexpectedly shifted internationally to my personal identity in the context of defining race and ethnicity. 

***

It’s about moving the cause of human rights and the Black Liberation Movement along the continuum from Resistance to Chattel Slavery to Abolition to Defiance of Jim Crow to the building of Black Wall Street to the Civil Rights and Black Power Movement to the ‪#‎BlackLivesMatter movement and into a future of self-determination and empowerment. 

Wow. She could run for President..Transracial beats old woman grandma any day of the week! 


And then there’s Adam Hirtie: A man who truly did shoot himself in the foot.Man shoots foot

Not once…but twice! The 30-year-old was inside his Colorado Springs home’s garage, when he took off his boot and shot his foot with a .22 caliber, semi-automatic handgun.

And then…he put his boot back on…and did it again.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it Rachel Dolezal…who hates the fact that she was born white, who should win? And will we see her on the cover of the next Vanity Fair as the first transracial? Will she open the door for millions of poor white kids who cannot afford college, or free Obamaphones….will be able to claim to be black and get the money they deserve?

Or was it Adam Hirite, who just wanted to see what it felt like to shoot himself in the foot?

Twice!

Well…I’ve given this a whole 30 seconds of thought:

The Nobody’s Perfect Award goes to…the liberals in this video: who think ‘trans-racial” is a perfectly acceptable condition, and we should all respect it…even though science tells us otherwise. In fact, ALL white people should just turn black. Everything would be so much easier.

So, here’s the real issue: What if you are a die-hard liberal but you REALLY want to be a conservative and join the Mormon Church?

You might as well shoot yourself in the foot. Nobody is going to put up with you. Might as well bite the bullet…or at least, swallow it.

June 15, 2015 - Posted by | Race, Uncategorized | ,

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