Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Sharknado 3, Obama 4, Trump 5, and Get the Chainsaw

Nobody Knows—Sharknado 3 two

how the liberal press is going to react to the fact that in Sharknado 3 tonight, there was a busload of conservatives having fun! Ann Coulter was the Vice President! And she was left alive. God bless the writers!  Michelle Bachmann also had a few lines, and Mark Cuban played the President…a man as controversial as Donald Trump and big fan of Ayn Rand. Anthony Wiener ALSO had a cameo.

None of them were eaten by a shark. As you know, I was hoping for a sequel in which sharks would eat all the politicians in Washington, and even though they didn’t do it, they did destroy D.C.

Sharknado 3 was just too much fun, and a much-needed laugh…

And boy do we need a laugh…because this last week, we saw Obama make an  unbelievable progressives blunder by giving Iran a pathway to nuclear power, along with who knows what else in that secret deal that he won’t let Congress see. It was a  week of various strange vegetating almost Sharknado anomalies of unknowable consequences…so let’s get started on a few of them:

***********Obama and Joh

Right after five Marines were blasted away by a young Muslim wannabe Allah companion in Tennessee, our ‘President’ went on Jon Stewart’s program to basically flash his big grin and be adored.

Nobody Knows how he can be having so much fun, while the rest of America was in mourning, or WHY it took him so long to lower the flags on the White House for the Marines, but Jon reminded him.. the clock is ticking:

“You don’t have that much time to take away Americans’ guns and declare martial law… if you’re going to do that, you better get started,”

Nobody Knows how he answered that, or if Obama worked out before hand for Jon to make that statement—because I don’t watch Jon Stewart. In the name of Harry Potter’s scriptwriter, he is a witless wonder..but it’s his program and if he wants to be a PR man for the President, then why should this Nobody care? Obama will just find his replacement, who will be…black. (count on it)

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And speaking of programs…

Ever since the fortune 500 companies took over the world and decided that America needed to be JUST like China…people have been complaining..because it costs more to live in America than China now, since we have only 5 companies that run the country..and these five companies have run the small businesses out. America is one big strip mall.Minimum wage

To make us all feel better about all these monopolies running our lives, the politicians have forced the companies to pay their employees more because they know the shark population is growing by the nanoseconds: But there’s a problem with it–for instance…in Seattle where it is law, there IS a problem.

Seattle’s $15 minimum wage law is supposed to lift workers out of poverty and move them off public assistance. But there may be a hitch in the plan. Evidence is surfacing that some workers are asking their bosses for fewer hours as their wages rise – in a bid to keep overall income down so they don’t lose public subsidies for things like food, child care and rent.

Oh boy, that’s a hard decision. To work…or not to work? That IS the question. Not only is California running out of water, they will be running out of waiters to SERVE the water they don’t have.

So, does a single mom with two kids work MORE and actually pay for food? Or work less and let the government keep paying her food stamps?

That’s a question it seems the government has already figured out.


And speaking of questions…since the top executives at Planned Parenthood want Lamborghini’s, Nobody Knows, why they just don’t ask the corporations that are funding them for one?Planned Parenthood two

Here are the 39 companies that have directly funded Planned Parenthood.

  1. Adobe
  2. American Cancer Society
  3. American Express
  4. AT&T
  5. Avon
  6. Bank of America
  7. Bath & Body Works
  8. Ben & Jerry’s
  9. Clorox
  10. Coca-Cola
  11. Converse
  12. Deutsche Bank
  13. Dockers
  14. Energizer
  15. Expedia
  16. ExxonMobil
  17. Fannie Mae
  18. Groupon
  19. Intuit
  20. Johnson & Johnson
  21. La Senza
  22. Levi Strauss
  23. Liberty Mutual
  24. Macy’s
  25. March of Dimes
  26. Microsoft
  27. Morgan Stanley
  28. Nike
  29. Oracle
  30. PepsiCo
  31. Pfizer
  32. Progressive
  33. Starbucks
  34. Susan G. Komen
  35. Tostitos
  36. Unilever
  37. United Way
  38. Verizon
  39. Wells Fargo

Nobody Knows if all of these companies are run by liberals—but we can make a good guess.

I looked at all these companies…there is only two that I do business with…that will certainly change. Who needs Coke? Have you seen what it does when you mixed it with Alka-Seltzer?

You might as well swallow a shark.

And speaking of sharks…the shark fest on Donald Trump…continues, and Nobody Knows how long it will go on.

Donald might have to pull out his chainsaw.Sharknado 3

 

 

 

July 22, 2015 - Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , ,

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