Nobody’s Perfect: Obama’s Muslim Roulette VS Hoverboards
Nobody’s Perfect
Good ideas might sound and look great on paper, but sometimes, they just don’t pan out..for instance the expandable bust didn’t get on the market, NOR the umbrella complete with eyeglasses.
Darn. I would have bought them both.
What happens when you think you have a great idea, but it doesn’t work? Well, this week we have two prime examples of ideas that do not work:
This week, we compare Barak Obama’s Syrian immigration policy VS Hoverboard…
Both…have been a disaster.
Let’s start with the Hoverboard. When we watched Marty McFly’s zoom over the pile of shit in Back to the Future all of us went “I have GOT to get one of those?” But we couldn’t, until now.
The Hoverboards made its debut in 2015, just in time for Christmas. Good Morning America showcased the board last week, and of course, Hoverboards became the hottest selling item around….until …they started blowing up: Oops.
Both the National Association of State Fire Marshals and the UK’s National Trading Standards are raising a red flag on Hoverboards, claiming that they are blowing up across the world.
The explosive Hoverboards are typically from cheap knockoff companies, both organizations said. The UK’s board warned that criminals would be flooding the market with shoddy versions of the toy, knowing that there was a high-demand for Hoverboards during the holiday season.
A Louisiana family lost their home a day after 12-year-old Hayden Carbo got a FitTurbo hoverboard for his birthday. The toy exploded and burned the boy’s bedroom and home to a crisp.
Yes, the Hoverboards…not such a good idea….
And neither is Obama’s Muslim immigration policy, which he can claim as his own special invention since he promotes bringing in as many Muslims as he can. But that idea just backfired big time on him, when two American Muslims decided they really didn’t like it here. Syed Farook, an America Muslim traveled to Saudi Arabia and brought back his Bonnie wife Tashfeen, very easily, thanks to Obama’s immigration policies. Then they got a lot of guns, ammunition, and bombs, and went out and killed some people who were just having fun at the annual Christmas Party.
In addition to the 14 killed, 21 people were hurt. At least six remained hospitalized, two in critical condition. Authorities say the woman who helped her husband kill 14 people a banquet at a social service center in Southern California had a Pakistani passport and came to the U.S. on a fiancée visa.
So, while it’s Obama’s immigration policy that says most all Muslims are harmless, nevertheless, Bonnie Tashfeen is proof that Obama is playing a dangerous game of Muslim Roulette..and oops! So sorry…shit happens.
Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Obama. So far, none of the exploding hoverboards have actually killed anybody.
(He gets no congratulations, and neither does Congress for keeping this idiot in power.)
Nobody Flashes Amazon Prime
Nobody Flashes
While this seems to be a pretty cool idea, and if it works, will cut delivery time by hours…
I still have my doubts that it’s going to work. Follow the drone, and you can have a free prize! Or try out that new BB gun! Or how about a rock attack? Or a bird attack? What happens if it gets destroyed on your property? Will you be liable to replace it? What if your dog attacks it?
And how many jobs will be lost if this catches on? Will UPS and the post office get in on it?
I know. I know. Jeff is a fun guy, and life goes on…so enjoy the commercial…and wonder…what happens if it get hit by lighting?
Or…in another world…what if it gets hacked into and taken over by visiting Syrians?
(I had to spoil it didn’t I?)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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