This week, it’s George W. Bush VS Brian Cullinan.
One was our 43rd President. The other was an envelope pusher.
Let’s start with what everybody is talking about: Last night, at the Oscars, at the very moment everyone had been waiting for, the announcement of the movie of the year, which almost nobody has seen in my little neighborhood, came with great joy. The moment of anticipation was held by Faye Dunaway, who stood with the befuddled-looking, one-foot-out-of- the-dementia farm, Warren Beatty.
Yes…Beatty looked at the card and had tears in his eyes. Cleary, he did NOT want La La Land to win. Probably because of the audacity of it all. After all, nobody has written more movies about socialism and communism than Beatty, and what thanks did he get?
WAIT! Wrong winner. The gay black boy movie won. What? You were going to give another award to white people? On no you’re not! I was wondering if Michelle Obama didn’t call the producers and yell… “SAY WHAT!”
Well, all of this was blamed on the guy who handed out the envelope. It seems, Brain Cullinan, who loves to hang out and take selfies with movie stars, gave Warren the wrong envelope.
We all know movie stars aren’t smart enough to think about what they are reciting.
Therefore, pretty funny.
And then there’s George W. Bush. Okay. He’s got that, “I’m a good ol’ boy from Texas.” look down so well, that he would fit perfectly into the cast of the Walking Dead. And I’m not liking the fact, that I am starting to feel sorry for him.
All he does now is paint. I guess, he thinks that if he paints like the great Winston Churchill, history will remember him as a great war-time president.
The trouble is: he’s not. Most Americans remember Iraq as a mess, where thousands of our boys died, and tens of thousands of them came back with debilitating wounds.
So, George is trying to make up his image as caring about them. Don’t get me wrong,..I’m sure it’s sincere. But, too bad, you learned too late George, that some countries just do not WANT democracy.
You could have saved some lives if you had done your homework. Or…was that all about our military complex that Eisenhower warned us about?
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it Brian Cullinan, who got so flustered by all those tight-fitting dresses, with various bright and shining breasts standing next to him, no doubt reeking with intoxicating perfume, that he was so mesmerized, that he lost track of his cards and ruined the Oscars?
Or is it our X 43rd President who is trying to make up for the sins of his family?
Nobody SAYS…..George W. Bush wins. He wins because he just couldn’t help himself when Matt Lauer asked him about Trump: When asked about the fake news he said:
“It’s kind of hard to tell others to have an independent free press when we’re not willing to have one ourselves,” he said.
Gee George, where WERE you when Obama was setting the world on fire?
George say he wants an investigation into Trump and Russia. Not to mention, we all know Hillary was his pick. The man sitting in the Oval office now, came out and said that Bush’s war…was wrong. So, we understand how mad he must be. At least Obama didn’t say that.
But to this Nobody, it shows me that you care more about your image in history than you do America.
All those years with Obama, and you…said…nothing. So…it’s a bit late to take you seriously.
On a good note…keep up the painting.
You’re getting better…at least now you’re out of the shower.