Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Writes A Letter to U.S. Congressmen

Nobody’s Opinion

I was going to write about this last week…the naked lady statue issue…but then Las Vegas happened, and it was put on the back burner. And so…. trying to reinvigorate the subject of naked statues… after so many were killed and injured seems almost…ridiculous.

So, I decided to write a letter instead…to my Congressmen.

After all, what are they doing nowadays besides nothing?


Dear Congressmen:

As an American citizen who believes in the Constitution, and who has been paying your salary along with my other countrymen all my life, I think, as a woman, I should have a say in what you decide to put up on display in our Capitol.

After all, it IS our Capitol too, is it not? Rumor has it that soon, there will appear on the National Mall, a giant naked, woman. One that NOBODY will be able to miss. Probably one who is very well endowed and good-looking, unlike most of the liberal women who walk the streets of D.C. So….

Whose bright idea was it to put a giant naked woman right out in the open for all the little school kids to see? I heard the “park” services have already approved it.

What? Is this another attempt to ‘merge’ us with the Vatican and the EU? Pacify Black Lives Matter?

We can go to Italy and see the Masters…is this artist a “master?”

The artist says it’s a statement to “empower” women. REALLY? How many ugly, and fat woman are going to be ‘empowered’ by seeing another “perfect” body being displayed to remind them that they are rejects?

Idiots. You just ‘empowering” men to more excitement. As if we didn’t have enough porn in our movies, now you need to put it near our national monuments?

And tell us again…WHY is that?

And being that you are so concerned about the dear Muslims, wouldn’t that offend…the Muslims?

And speaking of Muslims, one of the reasons Game of Thrones is so popular is because there are a lot of naked women on that show. Come on, it’s like when men say, “I read Playboy for the articles.”

Sure. If that was the case, America would not have produced so many of the men who walk the halls of our the Capitol.

Game of Thrones, the most popular TV program, IS nothing but a story about sex and power, a perfect mirror of Washington D.C., (And Hollywood) and yet…do the naked women in D.C. have dragons at their command in case we have more Wieners in office?

I don’t think so. Nancy Pelosi doesn’t count.

Okay. You could laugh if it was actually funny. The feminists are beyond hypocrisy, are they not?

The “sexual” revolution didn’t ‘free’ women at all. If anything, it left them more hopeless than ever before. All that statue says to me is “Hey, we like you better if you were all naked!”

The ‘revolution’ message to me was:  We are not thinking beings, we are just horny toads, BOTH sexes can be mindless and hedonistic, forget the consequences.

Along with the equality of women— lawyers can now make more money off of divorces, child support, and custody battles, it’s a win/win for the democratic party.

Add to that the BIG money for planned parenthood and abortion clinics, because GOD FORBID we should saddle those young women with a baby with all this free sex stuff. (Remember, Obama?)

Yes, President Obama who didn’t want his daughters to be stuck with a child, but who lets them work for Harvey Weinstein, a now known serial sexual predator, probably thinks this is a good idea.

(Come to think of it, that statue looks a bit like a purple Michelle Obama….where’s her hair?)

I’m thinking maybe a statue of a naked Harvey Weinstein should go up right next to her, Add a naked President Bill Clinton to the other side.

Let’s have a ‘teaching’ moment, if that’s what the women are trying to point out.

And since little kids will now be encouraged to think about sex at 5 or 6 when they see this statue, why not legalize marriage for women before puberty?

Wait! The Muslims have already done that….

Well…sex sells. Even cheerleaders now can fulfill that sexual fantasy guys…I’m expecting these girls to be at the next Super bowl.

Wait, that’s already been done by Beyoncé.

Gee, I really am behind the times.

I’m not saying we should go back to the Victorian age, but putting statues of naked ladies in our Nation’s Capital where millions of kids can see the naked woman’s body for the first time?

You really think that’s a good idea?

Or, are you, as O’Rourke claimed long ago…just a parliament of whores, and need to be represented?

In that case, I suggest you move it into statuary hall, to be with the other whores.

So, Dear Congressmen.

If you go along with this, under the guise that it is “freedom of speech” and you do NOT protect the nation’s children who have enough problems on their little minds without having to be exposed to naked women, (god knows they’ve been exposed to enough sex by the D.C. politicians) then I suggest you put a naked man right next to her.

Anthony Wiener is ready. He would be thrilled to ditch the boxers, I’m sure.

If the “pussy” brigade artist thinks that a giant naked woman sets women free, then I suggest he get himself one of those new sex robots, because god knows, I as an American citizen do NOT want that man to procreate.

Only God could save those genes.

Do your job, Congressmen. Surely, you can find time to just say “No”.

You are SO good at that. 

Sincerely,

A concerned wife, mother and American citizen.

 

October 8, 2017 Posted by | American History, humor, sex, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

   

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