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Nobody Remembers Mika’s Dad: Zbigniew


Nobody Remembers

Here’s something I remember seeing on MSNBC, that always makes me suspicious of these two. It happened about a year ago, before “Joe” became a “democrat.” Both he and Mika were fondly reminiscing on their “Morning Joe” program, about how they met…and how often Joe would come to their house and play tennis. He was…if I remember right, still a teenager. They were pretty good friends…LONG before they got engaged.

Think about that. Joe Scarborough has been hanging out with Mika and her “dad” for most of his life. Sometimes once a week, he would come and play tennis at their house.

Probably with Mika’s Dad.

I tried to find the Youtube clip on this conversation, but no luck.

Who was Mika’s dad? Unless you follow politics, you probably don’t know. Mika’s Dad was Zbigniew Brzezinski. One of the most powerful men on the planet. Right up there with George Soros and David Rockefeller.

In fact, Brzezinski is at much responsible for the mess we are in as any of the ‘deep’ state elites.

Here’s a few facts from Wikipedia:

Brzezinski co-founded the Trilateral Commission with David Rockefeller, serving as director from 1973 to 1976. The Trilateral Commission is a group of prominent political and business leaders and academics primarily from the United States, Western Europe and Japan. Its purpose was to strengthen relations among the three most industrially advanced regions of the capitalist world.

In 1988, Brzezinski was co-chairman of the Bush National Security Advisory Task Force, endorsing Bush for president, and breaking with the Democratic party.

He served as Bill Clinton’s emissary to Azerbaijan in order to promote the Baku–Tbilisi–Ceyhan pipeline

In 1988, he endorsed Republican George H. W. Bush for president.[

In August 2007, Brzezinski endorsed Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. He stated that Obama “recognizes that the challenge is a new face, a new sense of direction, a new definition of America’s role in the world”[58] and that “What makes Obama attractive to me is that he understands that we live in a very different world where we have to relate to a variety of cultures and people.”[59

According to Ignatius and Sikorski, Brzezinski was “deeply troubled” by the election of Donald Trump.

His eldest son, Ian Brzezinski (b. 1963), is a Senior Fellow in the International Security Program and is on the Atlantic Council’s Strategic Advisors Group. Ian also served as Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Europe and NATO (2001–2005) and was a principal at Booz Allen Hamilton.[65]

When you know that the apple doesn’t far from the tree, then you know that Joe and Mika coming out and asking for President Trump’s cabinet to force the 25th amendment on him, means that the ‘deep’ state feels like it is losing fast, because both these two were groomed and mentored by one of the biggest ‘deep’ state players on the planet.

Joe’s a riot:

It’s kind of funny, telling the cabinet that they serve the American people.

(They serve the President who was chosen BY the American people, sorry.)

He’s just a reality TV host.

(Says the couple that faked Thanksgiving.)

Everybody says he has dementia.

(Next to Maxine Waters, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and Nancy Pelosi, the President looks like Einstein.)

And my favorite remark from Joe, which proves that I’m right: they promote Pence.

(What’s wrong guys? Mueller’s investigation hit a bump?)

I’ve been suspicious all along that the real plan was put Pence in…because they can control him.

Remember…Pence is BEST buddies with RINO Paul Ryan, and that friendship goes back years.

So, when you hear Mika and Joe go off on their horror Trump fest remember: They are the product of a man who gave China the Panama Canal, and gave Iran to the radical Muslims. He was a Harvard, Columbia, Bilderberg, CFR, Trilateral, ‘globalist’, who taught Madeline Albright. (Who helped North Korea nuke up) He was Jimmy Carter’s right-hand man, National Security Advisor, and, Obama’s.
Yes, he’s best buds with Obama.

There’s more to this than a dead girlfriend in Joe’s apartment.

It’s when you wake up and realize…that the deep state has been in control of your news for too many years. Always…consider the source ,when it comes from the lips of Mika and Joe.

And thank God that we have a man who exposes it all, and is at the top of his game…in the White House.

November 30, 2017 Posted by | Bilderberg, Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Almost TOTAL Blackout on President Trump’s Speech in St. Charles

Nobody Wins

President Trump gave a really uplifting speech today not far from my home, in St. Charles, Mo. He even mentioned the downtown area that my husband and I like to visit during the holidays. It’s an old street, with some of the original cobblestone that was probably there when Lewis and Clark made their final stock for their trip across the West.

Now, it’s all decked out in Christmas lights. Little shops selling cheeses, antiques, and fudge. Horse drawn carriages all decked out in lights go up and down the street, giving rides to kids and just about everyone. Actors line the streets acting out Charles Dickens characters, young men selling chestnuts, truly a wonderful time. And the President gave it a shout-out, which to this simple Nobody, was  a thrill.

Sure, the room was only about a 1,000 strong supporters, and sure…he said the same things he said before during the campaign, but just to hear a President with such optimism, such hope, such leadership, such humor…it was…inspiring.

If this had been Obama, ALL the news outlets would be praising and leading off with repeated video’s of the day.

Instead, we got…nothing. More sex scandals and North Korea.

I was just watching my local news, and all THEY could show was some black protesters outside stomping on the American flag in protest of his visit. Not one excerpt from his speech, until the end of the newscast.

No, all the talk today was about Matt Lauer being fired and how disgusting men are. And almost every pundit puts Trump in that ‘sexual’ abuse category.

What I’m TRYING to say, and not doing a very good job at it is: All the media (Except Limbaugh) did nothing but report the hatred and mistakes of our President today.

He made a great speech today…and basically, everybody ignored it.

At least FOX showed it in its entirety, I’ll give them credit for that.

Nobody Wins when the ‘deep state’ controls what you see: Taxes are important. The President gave a great speech giving the reasons for giving everyone a break.

It SHOULD have been at the top of the news. But it wasn’t.

Still, I watched it….President Trump just gets better and better at his speeches.

So, if you missed today, here it is again.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nobody Presents;

The President of the United States: President Donald J. Trump. (Drum roll!) 

 

November 29, 2017 Posted by | taxes, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

What? Tax Reform? Are We Taking Bets?

Nobody Knows

Everybody is wondering: Will Congress actually pass tax reform? All Americans want it, and Congress doesn’t seem to even have to pay taxes, so they can go around pontificating about the deficit and blah blah blah…but none of this affects them. Whenever they evade paying taxes, not a thing happens to them.
If they were paying the same taxes as us, they wouldn’t become millionaires.

Only two republicans can afford to wreak the whole mess, especially if there are no democrats to break from Chuckie and Nancy, and right now, eight are saying they don’t like it…so it doesn’t look good.
There ARE no sensible democrats left in either house, so, is this going to come down to one vote again?

I don’t know about you, but I’ve heard so many views on the different plans, from so many different sources, at this point, why should we expect any kind of functioning at all to come out of our government?

Mark Levine is especially mad. He’s in that higher bracket and he just started a big new venture with his television/cable, so, I can see why he’s mad. He’s not made it to that top 1 percent yet.

Rush Limbaugh says the plan really doesn’t do as much as they say it does. I have to agree with him that usually, when they give you a break in taxes on one thing…they stick it to you on another.

It never fails.

But President Trump says it will help the middle class. What we don’t know is: where exactly does the “middle” class start? $50 thousand? $65 thousand? $75 thousand? $200 thousand? I’ve heard all these figures given by different pundits. And since half the people don’t PAY any taxes, how can they afford to keep all their big welfare and refugees in cash and comfort?

They can’t. And Paul Ryan wants MORE refugees, more workers…Paul works for the corporations. Paul has already figured out how to screw the American people, but we won’t know until we wake up and look at the price of living…later.

The companies want cheap labor, and the democrats want votes.

If the only thing that comes out of this, is a lower tax rate for the big companies so that they will move back to the United States and start hiring more people here…than that would certainly be a good first step.  But, only if they stop the massive immigration. Companies will just keep paying the low wages and you might get a job, but you still won’t be in the “middle” class. They’ll just bring in more foreign workers, and wages will stay low. It’s a win/win for the Fortune 500.

At least, that’s Ryan’s plan I think.

So, what do I think will happen?

I can think of a few outcomes:

  1. They will pass tax reform, but they will not get rid of the Obamacare mandate. Everybody will start dying off.

(Big companies win.)

  1. They will pass tax reform, but most Americans making under $75 thousand will only see a small amount of increase….and their refund at the end of the year, will be much smaller.

(Government wins.)

  1. They won’t pass tax reform, more than one will reject it, and because of the fury of the American people, somehow, we will go to war. Probably with North Korea.

To take our minds off what just happened.

(Nobody Wins)

Nobody Knows who will be blamed if tax reform doesn’t pass…but this Nobody is pretty sure…the American people will NOT blame President Trump.

And Nobody Wonders, if it even matters to the GOP if they go down in history as the Congress that just couldn’t get it up…for the American people.

I’m optimistic about the President…but I have no faith or trust whatsoever about Congress.

How about you?

November 28, 2017 Posted by | Congress, corruption | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: John Conyers VS Al Franken

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we compare the two latest progressive bunch-pumpers in the democratic party: Senator Al Franken, the Court Jester of boobies, and Senator John Conyers, a well-known Washington D.C., goozlam gooner.

Notice the word…” Senator” in front of the names. Most important.

In a war of Who would gross the young girls out the most? Who would YOU pick? Last week, women were confessing grossed out moments on both these ‘gentlemen’ and more are coming.

Let’s start with Al Franken. Most of America knew him as the ugly comedian who spend his life writing and performing jokes on SNL…but who knew that he had a degree in political science from Harvard?
Nobody Wonders: Did he ‘grope’ his way through college… inside the trailers of movie sets?

I can picture Al sniffing cocaine, sitting in some Hollywood hot tub, all the while knowing that his TRUE calling was what his mentor Paul Wellstone of Minnesota was doing: Being Senator of Minnesota.

No doubt, Bill Clinton suggested that Al should run for that seat at Paul’s VERY festive funeral.
Was that where he decided to run for Paul’s seat? Even though he had problems with tax evasion, and a failed attempt to oust Rush Limbaugh off the radio with his Air America radio program, somehow, he lost the election on the first count.

But, no worry! They recounted it and voila! Al won by 300 votes, some say from the found votes of convicted felons who loved watching him on SNL.

From radio host to Senator.

Last week, this picture came out…and now we know: Al LOVES to grab women’s butts, and stick his tongue down their throats, and who knows what else?

“But have you ever placed a hand on some woman’s butt?” asked the reporter.

“I can’t say that it hasn’t happened. In crowded chaotic situations, I can’t say I haven’t done that. I am very sorry if these women experienced that,” Franken admitted.

Today Al said he was sorry, and Universal Health Care is still on the table.

Then you have the oldest fossil walking the halls of Congress, and probably even walking there naked in the wee hours of the morning: John Conyers:

From Wikipedia:

In total, he has won re-election twenty-five times and is serving in his twenty-sixth term. He is the longest-serving current member of the House, the longest-serving current member of the entire Congress, the fourth longest-serving member of the House in history, and the seventh longest-serving member of Congress in history. 

Proving Detroit truly is dead.

(How come we can’t force Congress to retire at 65 like all the REST of us?)

John likes to invite over young women and walk around in his underwear, hoping that his magnificent body will turn on the women and they will instantly grab him and beg for …

For the nearest cop.

No, what’s bad about John is that he has women sign a “nondisclosure” form saying they will never tell how much money the taxpayers have paid them to keep quiet. So far, Paul Ryan is not going to go there. (Which tells you something doesn’t it?)

In 2015, a former employee of Conyers alleged that he had sexually harassed her. Her affidavit was filed with the Congressional Office of Compliance and she was, with public funds, allegedly paid a settlement of $27,000.[48] BuzzFeed reported on this settlement on November 20, 2017, including accounts of other ethical concerns associated with Conyers’s office such as sexual harassment of other female staffers.

Last Sunday, Nancy Pelosi came out and defended the lion of great causes who has promoted: Single payer healthcare, House Resolution 288 (protecting Islam from acts of intolerance), and getting reparations for Blacks. He was a founder of the Black Congressional Causes—the black version symbolically of the KKK.

Conyers said he would step down as ranking member of House Judiciary Committee during the House Ethics Committee investigation of his sexual misconduct.

No doubt they will reach a decision before Christmas that both men are “sorry” and by next year, they’ll be back in power.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for this week?

Al Franken, the man who acts like he is 11 going on 6?

Or John Conyers, the peckerhead who seems driven to waste his time looking for Al Franken leftovers in his underwear?

Neither.

It’s Hillary Clinton.

Hillary spent more taxpayer money defending and going after Bill Clintons’ many women, so much in fact that when they left the White House, she had to whore him out to get her money back.

And I have only one thing to say about all this:

Pretty sad.

Wanna make a bet we never hear who Congress paid off?

The real problem here is the fact that neither Ryan OR Old McConnell will do a thing about the money that was spent to hush up scandals.

They will do what they have done for decades: Nothing.

The least they could do was create a “Congress Sexual Abuse Hotline.”

We could take bets on who gets the most calls.

November 27, 2017 Posted by | Congress | , | Leave a comment

Nobody LOVES the Opinions of Katie Hopkins

Nobody’s Opinion

I’m reserving my usual Monday’s Nobody’s Opinion column to give room and honor to present this great lady:

The British, Katie Hopkins.

She’s funny, witty, and a true brave warrior against the upcoming war between Islam and the rest of the Western World. It’s as old as history itself this fight…and I hope that she gets this message out to all Americans….so that’s why I’m posting her here.

Her message: Don’t let the Muslims take over your country, as they have in hers. 

I will write more on this subject later, but now, please listen…to the brilliant and fantastic:

Katie Hopkins. 

God bless her.

Read the transcript here. 

(Thanks to ‘g’ man)

 

November 26, 2017 Posted by | Islam | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes

It’s Sunday. I’ll probably be posting Christmas songs every Sunday until Christmas.

I can’t help myself. I just LOVE Christmas carols.

And nobody does them better or with more creativity than Pentatonix.

Enjoy!

November 25, 2017 Posted by | Christmas, music | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes: A Father’s Wedding Gift…Laughter and Wisdom

Nobody Flashes

I was going to wait until Sunday to post this, but after reading my columns all week, I think a good laugh is in order.

This father is great. You can bet, that when “God” takes this father, they will need to find a bigger church.

If you haven’t seen this: You’re missing one of the greatest father’s wedding speech of all time:

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

November 24, 2017 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Is Thankful Anymore…

Nobody Reports

Here’s a nasty little video put on by Youtube to get rid of another favorite American holiday: Thanksgiving.

It’s called Native American Girls describe REAL history…right. Look at those girls. The only history they know is where they bought their last IPHONE.

Okay. We all know that the Indians were basically treated like trash. But not on Thanksgiving. In fact, what these precious and spoiled 1917 Indian Americans DON’T mention is just how often the ‘native’ tribes of America waged war against each other.

And they don’t mention how many of them killed the new settlers. And by the way: 

The native Americans did not OWN the land. It was God’s land, was it not? Who owned it before the Indians arrived from Asia?

We celebrate that day because the Indians and the Pilgrims sat down together and had a feast.

What this video should be saying is: We should all celebrate that day…when the Indian tribes and the white man sat down and thanked their Gods together as friends. It didn’t always go so well for either side, but in America, the native Americans still live, and flourish, and still have many lands, and their culture and history still survives.

So, let’s all come together once again on this Thanksgiving Day, and give thanks to God, and our country. 

But NOOOOOO….

In my family, on my mother’s side, long before the revolution, a whole family was slaughtered for the crime of just being farmers and minding their own business….up near Hartford, CN.

The one boy who survived the attack only did so because he wasn’t there. He was only 10, but he was helping out on a neighbors farm, and when he came home that night, his entire family: mother, father, and all eleven children (his brothers and sisters)had been slaughtered by Indians. His house was burnt down to the ground. The Indians killed just as many white men, and just as many OTHER Indians.

Yes, the Indians lost because they didn’t reproduce, as fast as the Europeans, and they did not have the inventions of the white man.

That’s history. That’s what those girls should remember because there is NO one in the United States discriminating against them now.

They all look pretty well feed. (go to the link to find out the price of their outfits.)

It’s incredible how the left are now using these “hate the white man” tactics to tear up the America that long ago, gave the Indians the same rights as anybody else.

Last time I looked, many of them are getting rich owning casinos.

If they wanted to complain, complain about the history…but NOT on Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving was a peaceful dinner between the pilgrims and the Indians. And Americans celebrate it to honor God. At least, in our hearts.

You know the Google Techies are all about dividing the various ethic groups against the white man, in order to keep the globalization of a no-borders world alive.

The good news is: Nobody Cares what nasty video Google puts up. Everyone is eating turkey! They are going to have a hard time getting rid of that holiday.

So, what is the next holiday that the ‘left’ is going to knock off? They are working hard on the Civil War, our flag, the confederate flags, the founders, our National Anthem, our Constitution, our electoral college…everything American MUST be destroyed.

Will it be….

Valentine’s Day?

What? Who’s going to be insulted by Valentine’s Day?

Muslims? Al Franken? Charlie Rose? Transvestite Congressmen? Hillary?

Are they going to tell men NOT to send roses or chocolates to their sweethearts because it would be considered a ‘bribe’ for sex?

Oh, and by the way…just as a note: I went to Scottsdale, Arizona, last year, and was in a shop where they sold BEAUTIFUL native American artifacts. I talked to the owner who told me how very rich the tribes were that got him all these pieces for his store…

The prices on these items were way beyond my budget.

These girls complaining about Thanksgiving, feels to me about the same as Hillary Clinton saying she was broke when she left the White House.

Give me a break. 

Pass the leftover turkey, and have another ear of corn girls. Put lots of butter on it.

That’s something you learned from…the other native Americans: US.

You should be thankful…you live…in America. Only in America can you waste food like that, while throwing whiny little temper tantrums complaining about long ago….and far away….

If you lived in Saudi Arabia, they wouldn’t let you out of your tent.

November 23, 2017 Posted by | American History, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Happy Thanks To God and Turkey, and Pumpkin Pie…and…

Nobody Flashes! Have a Great Day! 

 

November 22, 2017 Posted by | Just life | | Leave a comment

How BLM Ruined My Christmas

Nobody Wonders

Okay. Christmas is coming, and one of my favorite things for my husband and I to do at Christmas, was to go to different malls and enjoy the Christmas decorations…and just dream. It was cheap entertainment…even though we were always on a budget and couldn’t afford much of what we saw in the store windows, we enjoyed watching the people walk with their kids, young teenage girls in groups, older couples holding hands, and noticing that everyone was on a special mission to buy that special present for someone. It put us in a ‘safe’ space that Christmas was good…. traditions of red and green and tinsel, left us always in a good mood.

Besides…going to the mall always gave me a reason to make faces at babies. (One of my favorite things to do.)

I don’t remember when the malls started closing down, but every Christmas our pickings got less and less.

We had at least six giant malls we could attend years ago. We are down now to one. It’s in the richest part of town…and that ONE…really doesn’t put up much. There is a huge Christmas tree, but that’s all. Very…sublime. The rich do NOT like to shout Christmas. Don’t ask me why. Snobs? Citizens of the global/Muslim/Buddha funky world? Well, you tell me.

The traffic in the malls got thinner with every year after Obama was elected. BLM came storming and threatening violence in all the stores, and one time, when I was in a Famous Barr Store, I couldn’t even find somebody to help me. Then I realized they just stopped hiring people.

I asked a sales lady in a Macy’s once, where all the people were, and she said, that every night, four huge black men, would walk into the perfume section, grab big boxes of perfume, and just walk out.

“Can’t the security guards arrest them?” I asked.

“No, They tried once, but they always got away. Now, we just stand aside and let them take whatever they want. And they do it every single night.”

I must admit, I was shocked at that time to hear it.

All through Obama’s administration, we watched as black mobs ran into stores, and just stole whatever they could. Whenever there were riots, we watched the looting on TV.

Obama. Said. Nothing. His message: Black people are oppressed by white people. Stealing is part of their right.

Many places just stopped reporting all the thieving that went on during the Obama years, but blacks were giving free license to steal.

And boy did they.

Not just blacks, mind you, but most of the time, yes. It’s St. Louis.

So, it came as no surprise to me when three black basketball players got caught stealing in China.

The three players – Ball, Cody Riley and Jalen Hill – admitted to stealing items from three stores during a team trip to China. Before they thanked Trump on Wednesday for intervening with Xi, Trump had wondered whether they would express gratitude to him.

Now, ANYBODY with half a brain would know that if President Trump had NOT gotten those boys out, their lives in 10 years, would be over. China doesn’t give you cable TV, sex visits, three meals a day, and beautiful work out centers.

How stupid were these men? And men they were. I don’t CARE if they were under 20. They had money.

They did NOT need to steal. So, it’s not hard to imagine that they had done it plenty of times before, in America, and hey! No problemo.

Stupid.

President Trump, to his credit, demanded a ‘Thank you.” Who knows what bargaining chip he had to give up for them?

Then one of the boy’s father stepped in, and basically said President Trump didn’t deserve some thanks because he didn’t give them a ride home on-Air Force One. They were lucky they didn’t get a slow boat back to Kenya, if it would have been me.

If that sounds racist, it’s not. They are spoiled brats.

The father was in complete ignorance…about China, about manners, about just how LUCKY his son was that Trump got them out of China.

Was he just a racist Trump hater? An Obama Boy?

I bet Dad had to pay for the plane ticket.

Then President Trump tweeted:

“Now that the three basketball players are out of China and saved from years in jail, LaVar Ball, the father of LiAngelo, is unaccepting of what I did for his son and that shoplifting is no big deal. I should have left them in jail!” the president tweeted.

Every American with any sense thought the same. BUT…the pundits went nuts.

You are dealing with a stupid men…and women.

Neil Cavuto is NOT a stupid man. Yes, he weighed in on it.

A few days ago, I heard Neil Cavuto berate the President for NOT being “Presidential” He should have not answered the father. It was his EGO that got to him.

Really Neil?

Nobody Wonders, how Cavuto, who claims to be an expert on the economy, can even dare say that about the President. Trump said what NEEDED to be said to that asinine father who clearly could have cared less if his son stole. President Trump believes in black and white, and respect.

What do you believe in Neil?

To show such disrespect to the office was clear…as far as he was concerned his son deserved the royal treatment because…he was black.

Obviously, Neil only looks at the stock markets, and has no clue how 8 years of a race-baiting President devastated the economy all across our country.

Nobody also Wonders, if the companies now want to close down all the malls and just have people buy online because why keep stores open and paying salaries, when there is so much thief?

Nobody Wonders if the BLM didn’t help transform the very economic landscape all across America.

They certainly played a big part, and still do.

I miss the malls at Christmas.

You can still see displays, but, who wants to fork over $25 for a ten-minute car ride?

Yes, Obama ruined Christmas, Muslim that he is. He no doubt enjoyed it.

But then again, at least we have Mr. Merry Christmas in the White House, and China may have released those three guys, but they get us back in boatloads of cheap XMAS lights that always blow out,

On Christmas Eve.

Of course, they do.

Bah Humbug. Mr. Cavuto.

Have a Merry Christmas.

November 21, 2017 Posted by | American Culture, economy, Uncategorized | , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Taylor Wilson

Nobody’s Fool or….Nobody Gets Email:

He was just a kid when he started, but not since Edison and Tesla has a young man come about with such great potential.

Taylor Wilson: Remember that name. I’d never heard of him before I got this email:

Taylor Wilson garnered international attention from the science world in 2008 when he became the youngest person in history to produce nuclear fusion at just 14 years old, building a reactor capable of smashing atoms in a plasma core at over 500 million degrees Fahrenheit – 40 times hotter than the core of the sun – in his parents’ garage. And this all happened after he built a bomb at the age of 10. As a child in Texarkana, Arkansas, Taylor became infatuated with nuclear science after trysts with biology, genetics and chemistry. At age 11, while his classmates were playing with Easy-Bake Ovens, Wilson was taking his crack at building a particle accelerator in an effort to makes homemade radioisotopes.

And he did it all by himself. He skipped college, thank GOD that he did, because they would have only damaged him and wasted his time.

He’s 23 now, and let’s hope they let him soar….so…read the rest of his fascinating story here.

And Yes! Congratulations Taylor Wilson! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for giving this nobody hopes for the next generation after us.

Move over all you tech guru’s: Taylor will be schooling YOU soon enough.

(Thanks to ‘g’ man.)

November 20, 2017 Posted by | science | , | 1 Comment

Whiney Women Are Like Green Toilets

Nobody’s Opinion: 

“I am sick to death of women whining.”

I said this to my sewer service man as he was sticking a snake down my basement toilet. Actually, he had to remove the toilet to put the ‘snake’ down. This snake is a gadget that weighs over 250 pounds, and you might as well try to move an elephant down the stairs. Good thing he has a big muscular ‘trainee” with him.

Why did I say such an unrelated nonsensical thing to a plumber who was there, doing a thankless job?

Because I was thinking at the time, “Thank GOD for men.”

This was the first time that our house had a backup…it’s an old house. After 50 years, the guy said: It was just due to happen.

Not too many women become plumbers. Not too many men want to change diapers.

“You have any kids?” I asked. “Clearly, you have no problem changing diapers.”

(I know, there really is no help for me.)

He turned the machine on. The ‘snake’ went deeper and deeper down the hole…a good 40 feet.

I was thinking that of all the things in the house I hated the most, and it was the color of that damn toilet. Spring green. Who paints a toilet green?

They should be shot. (Just kidding.)

The question is, who picked out that toilet to install?

“I have two little girls, and yes, diapers don’t bother me.”

I tried to explain how I appreciated the great job the two men were doing…and he took it to mean that I thought that women could not do a man’s job.

“We have a woman who works for us, and she can do the job well.” he said to me…in all honesty. Proud honesty, you could tell.

“Of course, they can.” I said. “I’m sure she is good. I never said women couldn’t do a good job. My mother ran a printing company which employed over 30 people. I was a drummer for about 40 years, and always worked in guy bands. Of course, women can do good work.”

“I just am so sick and tired of the women of today whining.”

“Waaaaa…you won’t pay for my birth control.”
“Waaaa…he made me twirl around to look at my legs.”
“Waaaaa…. I lost the election because Trump colluded with the Russians and because of FOX news and the electoral college!”

I am sick to death of all the liberal women whining.

The guys did a great job. They were fast, put the ugly green toilet back on, everything worked, and then they dragged their big machines upstairs, and told me they’d come back in ten minutes.

I thanked them for the great job, and was trying to get ready for the damage and the quote that they said it would be to do the job.

But, they stayed out for quite a while.

And guess what? When they came back in, I was shocked.

That plumber gave me a $200.00 discount from his original quote. Clearly, he sacrificed his fee…really, he said so.

Was it because I had expressed what many men have been feeling? It certainly wasn’t because he enjoyed the green toilet.

I don’t know about you, but 24/7 discussions of men being sexual perverts, right before the holidays, it getting almost downright disgusting. Has anybody asked how this is making MEN feel?

So, since women are whining…here’s my whine:

The fact that Bill and Hillary pose as husband and wife, want to world to recognize them AS husband and wife, when CLEARLY, they haven’t had sex since before Chelsea.

And we the American people are supposed to ignore that biggest lie of all…Bill is, a sexual predator, and what’s even sadder is due to the appalling sight and personality of Hillary, many men would almost forgive him, or at least understand it.

The Clintons were somewhere out last night, trying to protect the “Clinton” legacy…which will be in the end…a dynasty of the utmost corruption and bribes.

As for Hillary?

“Me thinks, she protests too much.” Hillary is becoming the biggest whiner of all time

She reminds ME of my green toilet. Too bad I can’t flush her off my TV.

 

November 20, 2017 Posted by | Hillary Clinton, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

If You Don’t FEEL True Spirit of Christmas in this Video: I Feel Sorry for You

Nobody Flashes

The spirit of the divine…I think I might have posted this video once before year ago,

But, emotionally, the punch in the soul is still the same.

I’d rather listen to these simple people sing Christmas songs, than any Mariah Carey renditions.

Truly.

Enjoy!

November 18, 2017 Posted by | Christmas | | 1 Comment

Salvador Mundi VS Ketchup

Nobody Flashes

While the universe was obsessed with sex scandals, other fun news was happening.

It almost seems impossible, that a Leonardo Da Vinci would show up out of nowhere, and depict the most famous person in all of history: Jesus Christ, but it did.

This painting was thought to be a hoax and once sold for $60 dollars, and then, it was discovered that it was the real deal and a Russian bought it, and paid about $174 million for it, so he made a nice profit. Somebody bought it for $450 million.

Since Mona Liza is the most famous painting in the world, Jesus certainly gets the bigger bang for the buck.

Gasps rippled through the Christie’s auction house. And then cheers. “Salvator Mundi,” a 600-year-old painting by Leonardo da Vinci, had just sold for $450 million.

Most of us have seen a lot of picture of Jesus, but even looking at it on the internet, I have to say, it’s probably my favorite. Still, why would the Russian sell it?

Fake or not, it’s beautiful.

And then you do have the real fake…a painting that has what I like to call it the “Hillary Clinton” effect. It’s a painting done with Ketchup. A painting that even a 4-year old could pull off, and some fool paid $50 million for it.

So, what FOOL paid $50 million for a canvas of Ketchup that he could have done at home for under $50?

I guarantee you, it was a liberal fool, because THIS is how the liberals described it:

Red is the colour of wine, but also of blood, and these canvases encompass both the sensual pleasure and violent debauchery associated with the god. This contrast is echoed in the paintings’ combination of euphoric loops that soar upwards and vermilion floods of paint that ooze and cascade down the canvas. The unfurling gestures of these paintings were made, like Henri Matisse’s works in old age, with a brush affixed to the end of a pole, which lends them their vitality and scale.”

Well, I have ketchup ooze and cascade down my hamburger too. What a bunch of BS hooey. Sounds just like a liberal: conning you to buy their paintings just like they con you to buy their politics. With big fancy words of description meaning absolutely nothing.

And these people rule the world.

I want to know who bought both paintings, don’t you?

I HOPE the Vatican bought the Da Vinci. It should be among the most valuable treasures. It should stay in Italy.

And the Ketchup? Well, one thing for sure…it wasn’t President Trump.

Now, if it had been GOLD cascading….

November 17, 2017 Posted by | Life | , | Leave a comment

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