Joyanna Adams

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Can They Be SURE It wasn’t Bill Clinton’s Weenie At that Party? Nope.

Nobody’s Opinion

Gee…I guess they really needed a second opinion about that sexual deviate Brett Kavanaugh because the first accusation against Kavanaugh wasn’t shocking enough.

So…here’s a more graphic version:

The New Yorker reported a new accusation against Judge Brett Kavanaugh on Sunday evening: that as a college freshman at Yale University, a drunken Kavanaugh “exposed himself at a drunken dormitory party, thrust his penis in [a female student’s] face, and caused her to touch it without her consent as she pushed him away.”

THIS is where democrats make their mistake. Like the “Trump watched them pee on Obama’s bed” story, this smacks of another version of, “What can we say that will Shock and Awe every woman in the nation?” bit.

I know! Let’s say he waggled his penis in her face!

Really? The only man I know that ever admitted to doing this was Gene Simons to his wife. As a joke.

And I’m sure, Brett Kavanaugh was no Gene Simmons.

Since the story doesn’t NEED Russian confirmation, and the deep state right now is in DEEP doo-doo, the accusation had to be so salacious as to keep the nation focused on the Kavanaugh confirmation and off of the Rod Rosenstein story and the historical coup d’ tat. There’s also the matter of keeping another conservative off the bench. But I digress.

I can see Al Franken doing this stunt but not Brett Kavanagh.

Not even when he was five let alone an adult.

Does anybody remember when Bill Clinton, as Governor asked a woman to “kiss it?”

Ha ha ha….

Okay. So, he was just the President. And he was a democrat.

It’s so COOL when they do it!

WHY didn’t the Republicans just go ahead with the vote on Monday?

Because, they are protecting the deep state too.

You bet all their fake wee-wees they are. The longer they delay, they more they keep the President away from the deep state.

What’s more important? The Supreme Court or the Deep State?

What can we do?

Vote all weenies out of office in November.

It’s getting to be a circus isn’t it?

And the cable stations will RAKE in the money.

Pretty sad, but hey.

At least we now know the game. The democrats LOVE to shock with whatever porn fantasy they themselves are very much involved with: 

Maine Republican Sen. Susan Collins’ Washington office received a “three-foot-long cardboard cutout of male genitalia” as liberal activists attempt to sway and even scare her away from supporting the confirmation of Judge Brett Kavanaugh, reported The Washington Post Thursday.

Why else would they go tramping around with vagina’s on their heads?

Be careful what you wish for girls: Penis headbutts could become the next cooler than cool college drinking games.

Or…is that why liberal women suffer from so much brain damage? Their pussy hats have led to severe brain damage?

Cleary, the Russians are behind this: Demoralization has come…full circle jerk.

Somebody go get Paul McCartney to monitor since he knows all about this stuff.

Okay, I’ll shut up now.

 

September 23, 2018 Posted by | corruption | , | Leave a comment

The Sweetest Sounds

Nobody Flashes

I love birds. My first pet was a duck and I was absolutely heartbroken when it got eaten by some wild creature who broke into it’s outside pen one night.

Yes, Flapper became, probably some mountain lion’s dinner.

From there I went into parakeets. I’ve had one or two of them most days of my life. So, this story is sort of funny…

Friday, I was sitting at my computer when I heard a very loud squawking. You see, I have four parakeets and here’s the problem:

You buy these birds when they are babies and you can’t tell what you’re getting until they reach puberty. I ended up with three green males and one yellow female. Everything was going fine, until, I suppose they all reached puberty, and then, the fighting started.

No, the boys were not fighting over the female. SHE was attacking THEM. She was relentless. And Friday, she really did it. She bloodied my oldest male almost to the point of losing his eye. A real Hillary Clinton.

Needless to say, after visiting my vet, who knew about as much about birds and my TV cable repair man, I went out and bought her a brand new cage…and supplies…we are talking about $200.

I spent the whole day designing that cage so that she could sit NEXT to the boys and not harm them. I talked to some expert who said I might just have a “mean” bird, but I don’t think so…she just wants love. And she gets pissed when she doesn’t get it.

I know a LOT of women like that and they can be ruthless.

By the way, her name is Corona because we bought her during the last eclipse, which might explain why she’s so ‘strong.’

But, here’s the punch line. After I got the two cages side by side, I stayed and watched the birds for a few hours. They are in the kitchen so I had lots to do, and I wanted to see which one of the boys would miss her the most.

And guess who did?

The guy she beat up. They were BOTH trying to get next to each other.

This is so much like human life….I just have to laugh. Really. What can you do? Seriously.

Of course, you know this means I have to somehow pick out a bird to put in HER cage so she’ll forget about him. I want to get a girl, but I think I’ll have to try to get a boy, because if she beats HIM up, I can always put him in the cage with the other boys.

If I get a female, I’m back in the same hole.

I barely have room for the kitchen table now. Another cage? I’d have to knock out a wall.

I just wanted you to know why I didn’t do my Nobody Reports on Friday, so now I can report….

Nobody Reports that I had a major distress going on. Cabby looks like a parakeet Freddie. and I had two doughnuts in one day from the stress, and half a bottle of Tawny Port.

I think I got the better deal.

Why do I like birds so much? They sing like angels. Nothing in nature is as sweet as the sound of birds.

As you listen to this bird sing to the baby, how can you deny that birds truly are wonderful visions of God?

Damn the fields of Windmills.

Let the hurricanes have them all. Leave us our sweet little souls of songs.

Please.

September 23, 2018 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

   

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