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Nobody’s Perfect: Airline Passenger VS Shawn Spicer

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two men who were so absurd, they got the beginning WWIII off the news. Everybody on the planet was talking about the doctor who got on the United Airlines flight, then got off, then snuck back on, and THEN…he had to be dragged off screaming.

He is now in the hospital with his lawyer, who asked, “So, where was your can of Pepsi?”

Everyone under the sun has an opinion on the matter, but really, the guy acted like a snowflake. Clearly, he has watched too many Chinese Lives Matter programs. The lady in the movie is even more of an idiot.

The good news is now, we ALL know that you can get kicked off any flight at anytime for no reason whatsoever. So what’s new? One time, my husband and I made reservations at a Dierdorfs and Hart Restaurant to celebrate our wedding anniversary, and she seated us at a really romantic table and right in the middle of our salads, the waitress asked us to move because a “regular” client wanted our table.

It wasn’t a ‘request.’ They grabbed all our stuff and we had to follow, and yes, they moved us to a less than romantic table. We  finished dinner, and never went back.

That restaurant is no longer in business.

And then there’s Shawn Spicer’s grand moment of momentous “Brain FART!” I don’t know what he was smoking before he came out to handle the press, but to say that even HITLER didn’t use chemical weapons made you wonder what in the world you call the gas ovens?

Gas weapons?

Seriously Shawn. And then he goes on to say that at least Hitler didn’t gas his own people, trying to make Assad to be worse than Hitler.

It is painful to watch: First one foot. Then the other foot. Clearly Shawn needs some sleep.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the doctor who didn’t want to get off the plane and threw an adult temper tantrum?

Or is it President Trump’s Press Secretary, who either didn’t pay any attention in history class, or John McCain is writing his notes.

And the Award goes to…………….(drum roll)

HILLARY CLINTON! For getting so desperate for attention she is modeling high heel pumps because they were named after her.

Wait…there’s that Pepsi commercial….this IS getting complicated.

April 11, 2017 Posted by | Hitler, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Pat Condell’s BEST Rant About Islam

Nobody’s Fool

As far as I’m concerned, this man should be on FOX News, giving his great rants to the ‘uneducated’ public.

But, he’s a ‘nobody’ and the elites want him to remain a ‘nobody.’

He gets more brilliant with every video, and this one reminds me that I sort of gave this same rant to my neighbor, Sue. She is a widow, and we’ve always gotten along. But one day, I gave her an ‘opinion’ about how I feel about the Syrians moving into our neighborhood, and she no longer says ‘hi’ to me, after 20 years of being good neighbors and friends.

She thinks I’m a horrible person for feeling that way.

You see, she never comes in contact with them.

Sue is the musical director at the local Lutheran Church, and the Christians are being taught to “help” and “love” and reach out to the Muslims, and anyone who dares says a word against them is just plain…mean. And wrong.

I have to wonder what she thought of the Christians that were just murdered on Palm Sunday in Egypt, but I will now never know. Knowing her, she just dismissed it out of her mind.

Anyway, at least I can watch THIS video and feel better.

So, Congratulations Mr. Condell. You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the best rant ever recorded about “Islam.”

I just wish more people would see it.

 

April 10, 2017 Posted by | Islam | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Writes a Letter To the President

Nobody’s Opinion

Tonight I was feeling a bit down about the news, so I thought I’d write myself a letter to the President and get some things off my chest.

Of course, I can do this because I know he’ll never read it. (LOL)


Dear President Trump.

What’s going on with you lately?

Millions of nobodies like me put you in office: We believed you: You said you would replace Obamacare, drain the swamp, stay out of foreign wars, and built a wall.

Everyone made fun of you, but we felt you talked to us. We came to your rallies. We showed up in droves on election day. We were your fiercest advocates.

We felt, you were here to stand up for America. You PROMISED. You…promised.

Okay. So, you’ve only been there a few months. We get it. The swamp is very deep and all evasive.

We get it.

But…we remember General Flynn. He was a GREAT American. He worked his butt off getting you elected.

And you fired him, because of, why? Was it the democrats? Was it REALLY because he hurt the Vice Presidents feelings? You threw that man under the bus so fast most of us were going…WTF?

What just happened?

You called Hillary a crook. You don’t call her anything now.

So, we forgave you for Flynn. But then, Obamacare came. And you did not go forth and try to sell YOUR plan to the public. No. You kept quiet, you were concentrating on jobs, and luckily, when it comes to that, you’re pretty good at working with CEO’s.

But, what happens when you don’t get your tax cuts? Are these promises in writing Mr. President?

When Obamacare was left in place, we blamed Paul Ryan. But…you didn’t. No. You didn’t. You were starting to swim in that swamp, and liking it.

And then, another man who got you into that office has been demoted.

Steve Bannon, we hear has been demoted because you want your son-in-law to take over his job.

Yes, your daughter and her husband are now helping you run the country, and we have just discovered that your son-in law is a democrat which explains why he gets along so well with John McCain.

John McCain has brought in Petraeus (in the background) and he is now controlling your foreign policy.

The speech that you made saying that you were sending missiles into Syria to protect America, well, Hillary could have given that same speech.

You sounded, JUST like a politician. For the first time. Swamp gas was fuming. All over your coat.

Now, the spin on that Syrian missiles strike has been fantastic.

“President Trump has shown the world he means business!”

Right. Another Bush. Great. We’re back to working for the Saudi’s. They are building Mosques in America, and once again, our Presidents are fighting THEIR wars.

McCain wants more attacks in Syria, and you have hinted that…well, whatever McCain wants, McCain gets. McCain made fun of Paul Rand (seems to be the ONLY man in Congress standing on principle) and says he has no power there.

Well, he must be right.

So, here’s the question on this nobody’s mind tonight…

Tell us, so that we know: can we now just assume that we the American people are forever screwed?

And our country is gone, and global government is really our future?

Well, you got your prize, and your face will be on some statute someday, and you’ll have a Presidential library where you can raise millions for your family, and that’s really maybe ALL you were after anyway? It’s a win/win for you anyway you look at it.

Congratulations. You made your goal.

Ah hell. Why don’t you just take a vacation with Hillary and get it over.

Okay. Yeah. I’m skeptical now. We fought Cruz supporters, many of them whom were our friends, to get you elected.

I’m not giving up on you…but

Let’s just say, I’m GLAD that I’m too old for the draft, because if McCain gets his way:  You, will no doubt will lead us into war with Russia…where the white male population can be finished off for good.

Except of course, the white elites that run the world.

Mr. President, I hope you tell us, that you meant what you said.

If you can’t give us hope on that account, then we will know….And can forget voting ever again. And start digging our bunkers.

Come back to America, President Trump. We sent you there to help us, not cow down to the establishment who could care less about us.

Where did you go? Were you really, just kidding? Or, has the swamp, swallowed you whole? You don’t have to speak anymore, just do something

FOR US.

Sincerely,

Nobody

 

April 9, 2017 Posted by | President Donald J. Trump | , | Leave a comment

Don Rickles: When Being Polically Uncorrect Brought Laughter.

Nobody Flashes

Don Rickles passed away last week. Unlike Chuck Berry, his passing didn’t get much of a notice, probably because he insulted everyone and it didn’t matter if they were Polish, Jewish, black or white…it was just funny.

That was his act, and those that knew him, loved him for it. It must have killed him to see the “politically correct” police censoring the comedians. Jerry Seinfeld has complained about it a lot. Once upon a time, you could tell just about any ethnic joke, and it was just in fun.

Those were the good old days.

Even though he was before my time, I still get a kick out of watching the other entertainers laugh at him.

Really. Don Rickles. I wish I could have seen him live in Las Vegas.

Hopefully, someone out there did.

RIP Mr. Rickles.

You know, you really had no talent whatsoever.

April 8, 2017 Posted by | humor | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes the Bad and the Funny

Nobody Flashes

I was just thinking: My generation suffered the insanity of the Vietnam War. We never DID get a decent explanation for why so many of our young men were sacrificed there.

If it was to prevent communism, as Eisenhower said, then it failed.

And isn’t it ironic, that our current leaders of America, most of them grew up and were against the war in Vietnam.

No more. They now make up the globalist elites who are now beating the war drums for Russia. (Clintons, McCain.) And Trump? We now have no clue.

Well, as the song says, they are now the Masters…and hearing this song again made me wonder why Bob Dylan got the Nobel Peace Prize.

But, let’s not forget our funny side. These made ME laugh.

April 7, 2017 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

They Start the Wars…for Who?

NOBODY REMEMBERS

President Trump today didn’t score many points with his supporters today. To us, it looks like the man has caved. He has joined the globalists: McCain, and Schumer. Due to the images of children hurt by chemical attack in Syria, he has changed his tune on Syria. America once again, has done the global elites bidding.

This all came quickly:

First: Steve Bannon quit, or was demoted, or whatever. Another man good man falls.

Second: Senator Nunes “excused” himself from the committee of investigations against Susan Rice. Another criminal will go free.

Third: As I write this, it’s being reported that President Trump has sent 56 missiles into Syria.

Forth: and most importantly: Hillary Clinton has come out of hiding, with a new confidence and arrogance that we haven’t seen before, blaming Russia for her loss.

Yes, the bitch is back.

Syria did NOT attack America, and Trump told us he would not take us into wars where the United States was not harmed.

But…oh…the video. Children’ were hurt. Emotional pictures were sent out everywhere.

So, Trump is warring up. If you go by this action…Obamacare will not be replaced, the next coming war will need higher taxes, and more American soldiers could die. When the economy is so bad, it’s usually a war that is the answer. The damage done by Obama is so overwhelming Trump’s promises will be hard or even impossible to reach.

So.

History tells us that our past Presidents have started many a World War….on purpose.

Not even into his first year, and Trump has caved.

This is an excerpt from one of Judge Napolitano Books:

Before his election, FDR said: “I have said it before and I will say it again. Your boys are not going to be sent into any foreign wars.” His Plan? Provoke the Japanese navy into killing American sailors. ON September 27th 1940, Japan, Germany, and Italy entered into a mutual assistance treaty called the Tripartite Pace. The Pact required the three nations to come to each other’s aid and protection if one of the others in the Pact was attacked. In other words, if Japan attacked the United States, the United States would surely retaliate against its aggressor: in doing so, Germany would surely retaliate against its aggressor and Germany would then come to Japan’s assistance. FDR responded to Churchill’s pleas to enter the war, “Although I many not declare war, I many make war. ”

The McCollum memo. The memo stated: If Japan could be led to commit an overt act of war, so much the better.”  FDR fired Admiral James O. Richardson, commander-in-chief of the U.S. Fleet, who voiced objection to the provocation plan at the White House during a discussion with the president.

FDR confessed, “I just want them to keep popping up here and there and keep the Japs guessing. I don’t mind losing one or two cruisers, but do not take a chance on losing five or six.” Keep in mind, two lost cruisers equal the deaths of 1,980 men, roughly the number of men killed at Pearl Harbor. Moreover, Secretary of War Henry L. Stimson’s diary reveals the intent to provoke an attack when the United States issued as ultimatum to Japan twelve days prior to Pearl Harbor, demand that she removes all troops from China and Indochina, bad break the tripartite treaty with Germany and Italy.  Stimson said, “We face the delicate question of the diplomatic fencing to be done so as to be sure Japan is put into the wrong and makes the first bad move. Overt move.

The U.S. Government marshalling its resources in preparation for a full-scale war including the purchase of “$3.5 billion worth of military supplies from automobile plants alone.” He inserted the draft and said, “Your boys are going into training to form a force so strong that by its very existence it will keep the threat of war from our shoes.” As history, would later prove, this was a complete and utter lie.

The US continued to monitor Japanese communications but consciously chose not to prevent the attack.

AT Pearl Harbor, 2,403 Americans died and 405,399 Americans were eventually killed throughout the course of WWII.

The truth is, the ultimate crisis war is a dear friend of the state. In fact, the government uses war at the ultimate means to expand its own power, size, and scope. It does so in a multitude of ways, to which we will return below: Tax and budget increases, security laws and regulations, nationalization of industry, censorship of speech and expression, suspension of due process, warrantless searches and seizures, and blanket arrest of war resisters. This list goes on and on.

President Trump said that “It’s in our vital National Interest that WMD’s”…yada….yada….what?

Well, this Nobody Wonders why the bullet in the head of a young child in Chicago, Detroit, or St. Louis, is any less dangerous than a chemical weapon? You can kill people with swords and cars! Dead is dead, no matter how it happened, right?

Where was the outrage and pictures of all the young Christian children lying in blood and headless all over the Middle East?

How many trips has John McCain made to the “rebels” in Syria?

Too many to count.

It’s the same old twisted talk we’ve heard all throughout history.

We are told, that Assad DID this, even though Obama said that he gave us all his WMD’s.

I found this video below very interesting…it’s all about False Flags, but, the most important part is at 1302. Watch that, and tell me that this could very well have been a false flag to get us into war with Russia.

McCain, Hillary…that’s ALL they talk about.

And by the way, remember the Muslims got WMD’s from AMERICA.

 

One last note: This is my first post ‘against’ President Trump.

And no, I believe with all my heart, that Ted Cruz would have done the exact same thing.

The man who told us everything he will do will be for America…just did something for the world….unless of course he was just showing off to China and North Korea.

Still, all the democrats and republicans are joined tonight in approval, how nice.

I suggest we all stock up on Vodka.

 

 

 

April 6, 2017 Posted by | Uncategorized, War | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool: Kristen Meghan Edwards

 

Nobody’s Fool:

Chemtrails. They are never discussed on any weather channel in the United States, and yet, we have all witnessed them.  Basically, chemtrials are weather modifications.

China uses them, Russia uses them, and both countries TELL their people they are using them. But here in the United States, well…comrade, you don’t really need to know. After all, unlike communists countries, WE are a democracy, so we protect you from worrying about this.

(Ironic, no?)

I’ve been seeing chemtrails on a weekly basis here in my neck of the woods for years, and I noticed, the pilots go especially crazy two or three days before a big storm is predicted.

And when the storm hits, it’s always seemed worse than usual if the chemtrials are heavy.

So, here’s a nobody who works in the field, highly educated, and she is very concerned…but instead of the usual conspiracy “They want to make us all zombies.” reason that is being imagined, she comes to a much more scientific and logical conclusion: It’s all about the money.

If you control the weather, just think of how you can control the crops (Not to mention stocks) and promote that necessary scare tactic called “climate change.”

So, in celebration of Kristen Meghan Edwards, I am proud to present this week’s Nobody’s Fool Award to her in honor of her bravery.

Keep up the good work Kristen…we really DO want to know why our government won’t talk about this.

And by the way: Stay away from area 51.

 

 

April 5, 2017 Posted by | Uncategorized, weather | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Susan Rice

Nobody’s Perfect

Susan Rice, Obama’s former National Security Officer, is all over the news again: it seems it has now been discovered that it was she who put forth the ‘unmasking’ of classified material about President Trump and his administration, to, well, who knows how many people, which is a felony, but Susan denies it:

Rice said unmaking names in intelligence reports she received is standard procedure insisting, “I leaked nothing to nobody,” adding there is “no equivalence” between unmasking and leaking.

(It depends on what your definition of equivalence is.)

Rice said, “The allegation is that somehow Obama Administration officials utilized intelligence for political purposes. That is absolutely false. I was the national security advisor. My job is to protect the American people and the security of our country. That’s the same as the secretary of state, the secretary of defense, the CIA director, and every morning to enable us to do that, we receive, from the intelligence community, a compilation of intelligence reports that the intelligence community selected for us on a daily basis to give us the best information as to what is going on around the world. I received those reports as did each of the other officials, and there were occasions when I would receive a report in which a U.S. person was referred to. Name not provided, just U.S. person. And sometimes in that context, in order to understand the importance of the report, and assess its significance, it was necessary to find out, or request the information as to who the U.S. official was.”

Yes, yes…Susan’s tongue is formidable. After all, she used it to cover up Benghazi. She used it to cover up the fact that Obama traded five terrorists’ commandos for an American traitor…but I hate to say it…

Susan, you have competition. I noticed that recently, your tongue is starting to get you in trouble. That statement you gave last week about President Trump having too many “white” people in it, showed your TRUE racist color. That statement pissed off a LOT of white people.

That’s not good.

So, I’d like to help you out. After all, Obama deserted you, didn’t he? He’s off having fun with 51 men on a tropical island doing God knows what, and once again, you have to stay here and lie to cover up his orders.

So, here’s my suggestion. When you get called in front of Congress, you just send this lady up there to speak for you. Her tongue will do the job that is wearing yours out.

Nobody should have to continue to wear out their tongue with lies as much as you do.

I present to you, the master of tongues, in fact she holds the record. (Love the lipstick)

If nothing else, Having her testify for you in Congress, just might wake those guys up. And besides, we the American people are getting tired of your banter. Please…take a break. After all, Nobody’s Perfect, Susan. Not even you.

 

 

April 4, 2017 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Democrats Use the Good Hearts of Conservatives to Get a Soccer Stadium Built By Deception

Nobody Wins

There is one thing you have to say about the Democrats: They are clever, clever, clever.  They’ve been promoting putting a Soccer stadium downtown St. Louis for over a year now. Of course, they wanted the people to pay for almost all of it.

“It will bring jobs! It will be great for the community and children’s soccer teams!” We heard this cry for months. As you saw in one of my last posts: It’s a third world ghost town down there.

The people said, “No.” Our new Republican Governor said, “NO WAY.” But, did that stop them? Hell no. The stadium is being built for the new generations of Democratic voters: the Hispanics and the Muslims. Maybe soccer will take over baseball in St. Louis, but…it’s mostly whites that go to the baseball games, even though most of the players are Hispanic. Go figure.

To me it’s whites will soon be the minority and we need to keep St. Louis, democratic.

Liberal logic 101.

They’ve found a way to get the taxpayers to pay for that stadium, and the public doesn’t even know it. They are getting it by playing on the soft hearts of the conservatives (Who PAY the taxes) to give more money to our police Department. YES! More money for our poor police. Look how they’ve been abused. Every hour we are being bombarded with commercials trying to get everyone to vote for Proposition P. Cops wives crying for support. Really emotional stuff.

Wow. The city of Ferguson? The city of one of the highest crimes rates in the country? How can you NOT vote for it?

Still, MORE taxes?

Really?

This is how:

I received this email from my local Republican representative:

We have an election this Tuesday.  On the ballot is a proposition P. 

  We see a lot of signs that say vote yes on Prop P, Support your police.

Your ballot language will show that this proposition is for police and public safety.

     There is no accountability for this tax increase.  Once a tax increase is approved it will probably not be decreased.  It would be great if all of this money went to police but it won’t.  

     Our county executive, Steve Stenger started out requesting a 1/4 of a cent tax increase which would yield $8 million for unincorporated St Louis county.   By increasing this to 1/2 cent and including all of the municipalities he will now get $48 million.  He announced a week ago, that he is going to work with the new mayor to get funding for the soccer stadium and for renovations to the dome.  

       Current funding for the police could be redirected elsewhere.

    We are seeing a lot of ads asking our support for prop P but nothing against it.  No one wants to admit they don’t want funding for police.  

    Right. Very Clever. As usual the money will not go to the police, but into the hands of the rich democrats and their crony’s.

And this is the party who says it despises capitalism, and the police. That was the giveaway right there wasn’t it? They were trying to help the ‘police.”

*$%&&%

I’ll vote it down, but as she said, there is nobody giving the other side of the story…and busy conservatives will only see the ads.

Like I said: Clever, Clever, and despicable. Here’s one of our good county mayors going into more detail…the democrats are already spending it on other things…

The vote is tomorrow.

 

April 3, 2017 Posted by | corruption, democrats, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

John McNutty McCain: Our Rabid War Dog

Nobody’s Opinion

We had the race card, the LGBT card, the Islamophobia card, the white supremacist card, and now we have the Russia card.

John McCain in the Light.

And nobody plays it better than John McCain.

John was on some Sunday morning talk show this morning, talking EVER so sweetly to liberal bimbo, Martha Raddatz, slamming down the Russian race card viciously, yet trying to put on his “sweet” face.

I hate it when he does that. It’s like watching a gremlin trying to smile.

“They’re succeeding in continuing their dismemberment of Ukraine, they’re succeeding in exerting enormous influence in the Middle East, which they never had before,” McCain said.

Nobody Says: Well, Gee John. Where were your concerns about Russia when Obama was President? I don’t remember you getting this upset about it. And by the way, who let Russia get away with all this stuff? President Trump?

“They are succeeding — they have succeeded in interfering with our election, and we know that they continue that in the French elections and other elections. And so far, they have paid little or no penalty for all of this misbehavior.”

Nobody Says: Really John? HOW did they interfere with our elections? Did they go to Ohio and milk some cows to get votes? What? Are you, dear globalist siren, scared that France will come to its senses and elect Marine Le pen? Is Russia standing in front of the Louvre telling the people of France to vote for her?

The fact is that we know for a fact the Russians tried to change the outcome of our election, attacking the very fundamentals of democracy,” McCain said. “We need to know how, we need to know why, and most of all we need to know what to do to prevent this kind of activity, which they continue to carry on in free nations around the world.”

John McCain in the Dark.

Nobody Says: Our democracy is in trouble John, but its not Russia that doing the damage.

Yes, yes…the Russians do it, the Chinese’s do it, the birds and the bees do it, and we do it, and if we don’t like the country, why, we go in and just put our own puppets in place. In fact, what are you saying John? You don’t know why they do it?

How stupid are you? Same reason WE do it. And you’re a Senator? Good lord.

“I hate the press. I hate you, especially,” he told “Meet the Press” host Chuck Todd, who laughed. “But the fact is, we need you. We need a free press. We must have it. It’s vital.”

Nobody Says: We don’t have a free press John. Our government/corporate media controls every bit of info we see on TV. They have paid millions to social psychologists, and social engineering experts, to make sure that the masses are lead to think how they want us to think.

Gee…in that last election all that money went to waste.

You’re just mad John that your candidate, Hillary lost. And frankly, the fact that Arizona has a governor like Jan Brewer and you as their Senator makes NO common sense whatsoever.

Mr. McNutty: We have enough problems without you going around trying to start WWIII. If Russia DOES attack the United States. I’m looking at one man right away to blame.

Senator John McCain–fueling the flames of war.

Somebody look at his Cayman Island accounts.

April 2, 2017 Posted by | John McCain, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Another One of Obama’s Lies

Nobody Reads

“Obama did NOT save Detroit or the auto industry. President Obama got re-elected in part based on his claims to have rescued Detroit and American auto manufacturing. His opponent, Mitt Romney, was demonized by Obama as the man who would have “let Detroit go bankrupt.’ But the voters were scammed. Obama was lying. He didn’t save Detroit or the automakers. He just dumped billions of our money down a rat hole to buy votes. Obama let GM go bankrupt and rigged the process to stiff bondholders so he could reward his union cronies with billions in bailout money from us the taxpayers.” –Wayne Allyn Root

 

April 1, 2017 Posted by | Obama | | Leave a comment

What Day Is This?

Nobody Flashes

President Donald Trump, has just signed an executive order that all politicians must pass, and use Paul Ryan’s health care law. If they don’t then he threatens that he will put Maxine Waters in charge of the Pentagon.

In other news, Obama has just finished his new book, called, “Dreams of My Gay Lover.” Already, Shepard Smith has bought the first hundred copies which he is sending to the Adams/Hays hotel as a complimentary book meant to replace the Bible in the rooms.

Hillary Clinton has decided to run for President of Canada. And Obama is considering a new career as a host in his own TV talk show, his first guest will be Valerie Jarrett, who plans to dance the Tango in full hijab to show how easily it can be done.

On the opposite side of the planet, Australia has decided to give every citizen a gun, and a pound of ammunition. China has decided to kick out all American manufacturing businesses, and NIKE’s will now be made in Idaho.

Vladimir Putin is making a trip to Disney Land in Orlando, where he will be escorted around the park, by his new big fan, Lindsey Graham.

Food prices are expected to come down by 50% this year, and Congress has decided to cut all taxes by 75%.

Chelsea Clinton will be working in Libya soon, as the ambassador from the United Kingdom.

Bill Clinton will divorce his wife on grounds that she physically abused him, and he will be given a ‘safe place’ provided to him with round the clock protection.

SNL will be cancelled due to lack of an audience.

Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders will divorce their current spouses and hold their wedding in Michael Moore’s basement.

Michael Moore will lose 200 pounds and become a porn star movie producer.

Lassie has been brought back to life by her DNA, and cancer has been cured.

And that is all the news that is the news, on this day…April 2…..wait…What day is this?

 

March 31, 2017 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Why I love Men, and the Argument Clinic


Nobody Wins

I’m sorry, am I late here today?

Well, that’s because some dweeb of a computer engineer decided to HIDE the power button on my new computer. I turned it off last night to protect it from lighting…and when I came to write my blog, I was all ready to simply press the on button, but…no matter how many time I practically raped my ALL IN ONE screen with my fingers, there WAS no button.

I Googled, “HP Pavilion manual.” Nothing. I looked at my setup manual that came in the box.

Nothing.

Plug it in. Okay…It’s PLUGGED IN!

I watched 5 videos’ of men taking the HP Pavilion out of the box, and plugging it in, but…when it got to how to power it on…

NOTHING!

By 4am. I was ready to admit, that Bill Gates had finally won. Invent a computer with no on/off button. I tossed and turned in bed, feeling as if I had lost my mind. OMG…did they tell me at Office Depot NEVER to turn it off? What did I do? What major crime did I commit? Is this the conspiracy that I’ve been waiting for? They don’t WANT you to turn off your computer? And isn’t that why I had to buy a new one in the first place? They told me NOT to turn it off and I did?

I popped some melatonin to turn off my brain, and in the morning, I told the story to my husband.

“That’s ridiculous.” He said. “Of course there’s a power button. I need a flashlight.” Thirty seconds later, he found the button. on the very right hand bottom of the computer, a spot I had pressed on it seemed at least 20 times. The difference being, I did NOT lift UP the monitor to look.

That’s why I love men. And that’s why, I’ve decided all women should worship the ground they walk on.

Now, that you know, a sense of humor is needed for the moment of my utmost cluelessness when it comes to any kind of computer.

(TAKE A CLASS JOYANNA! You are thinking. Right. Okay. Uh….why I have a man?)

And on another note completely….Please watch the video above and tell if it’s NOT the perfect description of the United Stated Government.

Leave it the Brits to explain our Washington D.C. so perfectly.

Enjoy!

March 31, 2017 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Marine Le Pen

Nobody’s Fool.

Here in America, they really aren’t saying much about MS Le Pen, who is running for the Presidency of France, and when I saw this was over 20 minutes, I said to myself, “Do I have the time today?”

Boy…am I glad I made the time. She had me glued to her every word after her first sentence.

This woman is phenomenal. She is even more truthful than President Trump, and the very clever BBC reporter places all the traps of trying to make her look like an idiot, and she turns it around with blinding speed.

You won’t regret watching this, and after watching this, think about Hillary Clinton, and compare.

Of course, they predict she can’t win, and I really don’t see how she can lose.

So, Congratulations Marine Le Pen, you win the Nobody’s Fool Award for this year so far, and I’m hoping the French people rise up and take their country back.

The people of the world, NEED you on OUR side.

France, DON’T MESS THIS UP.

 

 

March 29, 2017 Posted by | Marine Le Pen, New World Order, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

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