Nobody Wonders Which Video Will Be More Popular: Sad Little man or THIS One?
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You have to laugh when they use famous pop stars to promote booster shots. It’s a cute song, but seriously? Is the deep state THAT desperate to get teenager to get the shot that they have to get Jimmy Fallon to join up with two black pop singers and pretend it’s a CHRISTMAS song?
What’s with the toilet paper man dancing around the Christmas tree? What’s with the Christmas tree wearing masks?
Yeah, Christmas and booster shots. Why didn’t they just send Santa down the tree with a vaccine needle, candy and Pizza for the kids, and masks for everyone?
Let’s review what ELSE this stupid video is telling you.
FIRST: You are GOING to be cold this winter. Which means, lots of blackouts, gas prices too high, better put on your sweater. And that includes the people in Europe whose heats depends on Putin, 50 percent of it does. Lots of people can die from freezing, as we saw that happen in TEXAS when the Windmills froze. Getting rid of gas and oil is at the top of the list of “Build, Back Better” program. Get used to saying, “I’m cold” and wearing your snow suit in the house. And good luck getting electric: you WILL be lucky to get it in your laundry room.
SECOND: Notice how they manage to put in the transexual message with Jimmy wearing a mask of a woman with lipstick and Arianna wearing a young boy with a slight Moustache?
What, no kiss?
THIRD: The lyrics are simply scary, but not as scary as having vaccine needles as your fingernails. I’d prefer Edward Scissorhands.
So, is this the highlight of Jimmy Fallon’s musical career?
Does anybody WATCH The Tonight Show anymore?
Sigh.
According to THIS lady, this crap is NEVER going to end. Notice, Australia is not going to LET you have a happy Christmas.
Nobody Says: WANNA BET?
Jimmy Fallon And His Master…Bater, Jeb Bush
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–How COULD the GOP be more clueless. Jeb Bush just did a “slow jam” with Jimmy Fallon, and notice…how stupid his handlers were.
Jimmy Fallon AND the black guy behind him…all they did was make sexual innuendo jokes. And Jeb played along?
How stupid is this guy? Or…how desperate?
That did NOT happen with Obama. With Obama the black guy singer, AND Jimmy Fallon, sang about pushing Obama’s agenda and blaming the GOP Congress.
Now, notice how they treat Jeb.
They made Jeb Bush look like a fool. And yet, somebody at the Bush organization thought this was a good idea?
Anyway, here’s Jeb…now compare…the subtle lack of respect.
It’s a funny skit, but do you think the Bush organization even gets the fact that they are very cleverly being mocked? Master…bater?
Nobody Knows.
The First Night of Jimmy Fallon…
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Okay. Maybe I’m too old, but some of my friends were telling me that Jimmy Fallon was a real talent and I should give him a shot. So, last night I watched his historical first show.
Here’s my Nobody’s Opinion:
Jimmy is still in his childhood, where he told everyone after introducing his mom and dad, that they used to let him stay up late on school nights and watch Johnny Carson, and it shows. He had the SAME curtain, the SAME furniture, and probably Johnny’s old desk. WHY this is supposed to appeal to the newest hip generation of people under 30 I have no clue. I thought the set was boring…but not as boring as his opening jokes. He spent the whole first ten minutes going over how thankful he was to be there, and h
e thanked Johnny Carson, and Johnny Carson’s mother, and probably his trash man…and I was so shocked at how he couldn’t tell a simple joke, I was about to turn it off…but I’m glad I didn’t. I just turned the sound down.
And I would have missed the best moment of the night if I had turned the channel. —->
Will Smith was his first guest, and they did a cute little hip hop dance, but I swear I’ve seen that same skit before. Maybe some of you younger Saturday Night Live people can tell me if it’s an old skit, because I stopped watching Saturday Night Live after Eddie Murphy did his famous James Brown “Hot Tub” scene.
Who can top that?
The rest of the program was Bono and U2. Excuse me if you are a Bono fan, but I just have no desire to listen to their music. BUT…in fairness to him, because I can never take more than a few minutes of them, I listened to the song they played on the couch…which reafirmred my original thoughts: Bono..cannot sing. If you grew up on Jim Morrison and the Beatles, Bono sounds like a distant cousin that just formed a garage band in his basement and…well..sorry Bono fans. They many have some great music but I will probably never know. I just don’t like the man’s voice. I’d rather listen to AC/DC. 
And that’s okay with me. It’s just an opinion and not worth much…BUT…there were others out there who actually TURNED the channel when Jimmy went on and on too much about himself and his historical moment in American history. It’s been reported he had less viewers than Jay Leno’s last night. In fact, it matched Conan’s.
Jimmy cannot carry a show by himself, and last night proved it. Hopefully, he can convinced enough Hollywood and musical friends to do his little musical skits with him because intellectually, he can only appeal to…people under 40. I suggest he get some good writers and practice.
Unless, you like that kind of thing. Like I said, I haven’t seen him every night….and this isn’t the 1950’s anymore…
We have a wider channel choice now…don’t we?
The King’s Court Jester: Jimmy Fallon
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Neil Cavuto just couldn’t figure out today, why Jay Leno, who has the highest ratings on late night TV, was being replaced. And that’s the question isn’t it? David Letterman use to be the big guy on the block, and then…one day after Hillary Clinton was a guest on his show, Letterman had a heart attack. I saw that show. I never wanted to watch him again, he was such a kiss-up to her. And that’s probably the reason that Jay got the job. Many Americans, stopped watching Dave after he started promoting the Clintons and other democrats on his show. The big guys know the numbers. But Jay, is doing great…so why replace him now?
Nobody Knows, you might say. Wait..We certainly DO know. It’s call midterm elections. Obama GOT elected by going on all the late night talk shows. It helped endure him to the mindless masses who get all their ‘thought processes’ from entertainers. Reassure the white audiences who weren’t sure about him, and promote his big flashing pop-star smile. Obama needs to get to the young, his base…because the older people tend to be conservative……..and who has promoted the Obama’s better than Jimmy Fallon?
Nobody has promoted the Obama’s more than Jimmy. He’s almost the White House live-in court-jester. How many times did Jimmy Fallon do exercises with Michelle at the White House? Can you picture Johnny Carson, going to the White House to do sit-ups with Nancy Reagan? Maybe if Jay Leno had gone to the White House and followed Bo around, and said really nice things about the “Commander-in-Chief” –how really cool he was, he would not have been fired.
Yes, fired. GE owns the network, and Jeffery Immelt is Obama’s bud. GE pays no taxes, and Jeffery is one of his advisors. Obama needs Jimmy. Real bad. Even the dumbest of voters are waking up to the high cost of Obamacare and the fact that he lied to them. The college kids are finding out there ARE no jobs. And Obama needs them to sign up to that Obamacare. Who better to get to promote Obama’s agenda than Jimmy Fallon?
(see video below)
Yesterday I was at my local Dollar Store (buying my weekly pack of Juicy Fruit) and I stopped in front of the cheap magazine isle. There was a TIME magazine made just for kids and it was all about Obama. It was filled with great glossy pictures of Obama at his desk, with his kids, the dogs,—- looking like he was working, and then it was going to teach the kids about their government. It started with the great President…(Obama) and then the Senate…and then. That’s it. No mention of the House of Representatives. The people’s house was conveniently left out of TIME. To any kid reading this—There’s President Obama and his Senate. Bo the dog…
And…Jimmy Fallon. The Tonight Show will become Obama’s personal message board— a place where all his Marxist ideas can be made into the most coolest propaganda…with the help, of little Jimmy and his all black-band. To fundamentally change America, you must get the young. The old people remember.
So, will the American people watch Jimmy Fallon, if he keeps promoting the Obama’s? Nobody Knows, but I do know that I won’t.
And Nobody Knows what will happen to the very popular Jay Leno, but at least he won’t have to be a ward of the state. He can retire knowing that he did not become the King’s personal political court clown. He can go back to doing what he does best….being a comedian.
Nobody’s Perfect: Jay Leno VS The Easter Bunny
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This week we have a contest between two very loved American icons about ready to lose their jobs: Jay Leno VS the Easter Bunny. Here we see Jay Leno sitting at his desk in Burbank…
Leno: Hey Martha…get the Easter Bunny on the phone for me.
Easter Bunny: “Hello”
Leno: Hey buddy! Jay Leno here. I heard you got some bad news recently. Obama tried kicking you out of the White House Easter Egg Hunt.
Easter Bunny: Mr. Leno! Yeah, can you believe it? I’ve been putting out eggs at the White House before Ulysses became President. All those years I had to put up with those bratty kid— Little John-John making me work all day…not to mention that year I hid beer cans for Billy Carter…and this is the thanks I get for making sure they all found an egg on Easter. Amy Carter had to have black eggs. Who gets black eggs for kids? Tell me– who? The Easter Bunny, that’s who.
Leno: I know, I heard about it: but hey, that’s why I want to have you on my last show…
Easter Bunny: Your last show? What happened? You too, huh?
Leno: Yeah…I guess…it’s not the first time you know. They want to replace me soon with somebody younger. You would think they’d know better because they did it once before, and it backfired on them. Remember, they replayed me with that red-headed knucklehead Conan O’Brian, and it really flopped.
But this new guy, Jimmy Fallon,– he’s really close to the Obama’s. They love the guy. In fact, he helped get them elected you know, and, I just can’t compete with a guy who does push-ups with Michelle. Jimmy gets to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom every other month for free…all he has to do is have them on his show. He really sucks up to them…I think they have it out for me. They want to put their faces on everybody’s TV at night…to be the last thing they see before they fall asleep..Obama and Michelle, and Jimmy and Bo…
Easter Bunny: I hear you…they’re mad at me too. Obama was so mad that I wouldn’t dance on the White House Lawn with Michelle that I got actually scared he was going to throw a broccoli basket at me. And this is all ridiculous Jay, because he says he doesn’t have the money, but he is giving money to a make a bunch of new National Parks…The Rio Grande for Mexico, Delaware land for Joe Biden, one for Harriet Tubman and to honor the first black park superintendent…and hey..When does the Easter Bunny get a monument? I have given more of my hard work to the kids of this country— and then they grow up, and forget. Did you know that Obama is trying to BAN EASTER out of all public schools?
Leno: No..I hadn’t heard that. Gee…first the light bulb, now Easter? What’s next? David Letterman?
Easter Bunny: I think…there’s someone behind this…and you want to know who?
Leno: Uh…David Letterman?
Easter Bunny: No…it’s Jeffery Immelt. Ever since he lost the Easter Egg Hunt to Jack Welch he’s had it out for me.
Leno: You know, he does own NBC..and you’re right. They are going to move Jimmy back to New York and Jimmy won’t owe ANY taxes. GE pays no taxes thanks to Obama, so I guess it’s who you know.
Easter Bunny: They would NEVER treat the Tooth Fairy this badly. I think it’s because I give Easter eggs away. The Tooth Fairy leaves money under the kids pillows. And they aren’t even working for that quarter…they just lose a tooth. I MAKE the children work for those eggs. I teach them how to work for their rewards. (sigh) The world is changing. Jay….what can we do? Listen to this:
In a memo to lawmakers, who receive tickets to the egg roll, the White House notes that “by using these tickets, guests are acknowledging that this event is subject to cancellation due to funding uncertainty surrounding the Executive Office of the President and other federal agencies.
Leno: So..it’s only the politician’s kids who are allowed on the White House lawn? Didn’t the President just take a $6 million dollar vacation? What kind of uncertainty is that?
Easter Bunny: I know. He’s going to regret this. I know a LOT of bunnies.
Leno: Well. Good. Can I count on you to be a guest on my last show? Between the two of us, we can certainly tell everyone in the country what we think of the Obama’s.
Easter Bunny: On one condition.
Leno: What?
Easter Bunny: You don’t invite Joe Biden. I hear he likes shot guns.
Leno: (Jay Laughs) No..noooooo…we love the Easter Bunny here! Who would you like me to book?
Easter Bunny: Benjamin Netanyahu.
Leno: Really? Why?
Easter Bunny: Because the Easter Bunny is the new Jew…and I’m sure, Israel will stand with the Easter Bunny.
Leno: Well…are you sure? Wouldn’t you rather have Pope Francis?
Easter Bunny: I have it on good authority that he’s pretty busy right now..but Jay, I just want to say— thanks for calling.
Leno : No problem…you know, I never did thank you for that plastic Easter Egg you gave me when I was three…the one with the little plastic mustang in it? I haven’t stopped thinking about cars since. It’s the real reason I worked so hard to become famous…I wanted to buy real cars…I loved that little Easter egg car soooooo much. I still have it in my office at work.
Easter Bunny; You’re welcome Jay.
Leno: So…see ya soon, stay on the line and my secretary will get your contract.
Easter Bunny: What? I never signed a contract at the White House…
Leno: Uh…did it ever enter your mind that maybe that would be a problem someday?
Easter Bunny: Well…no…uh…
Leno. Okay, don’t forget to bring some of those chocolate eggs for the staff. See ya soon buddy!
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Jimmy Fallon: Obama’s Obsequious Butt-Boy Tick
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The reason Obama won the last election, according to many, was due to the fact that he got all those kids who had never voted in their life, to go out and vote. Some of them couldn’t even read, but there you go. We have just witnessed in the last month how Obama is going to “save” the poor, mistreated, left alone to suffer without him—American woman, and NOW he is going back after the young “students.”
So, when the obsequious Jimmy Fallon rehearsed a very hip and young way to catch all those college students, (and blacks) who we know from watching Jay Leno’s “walks” are pretty stupid, (see video) the young and stupid will think this President is really “cool” after watching this very slick advertisement for Obama made up especially for the POTUS.
After all, most of them haven’t got out into the real world yet. They don’t realized that the reason college is so expensive is due to the government
This from The Godfather:
It’s unfortunate that most college students rarely get a free market approach to economics. This is by design. Colleges are dependent on tax dollars. Even private colleges are subsidized by students who bring money they got from the government in the form of guaranteed government loans and grants.There’s another part to the story that is often missed. The rising cost of college is the direct result of government subsidizing education. Women trapped in welfare programs have little choice but to continue to vote for the political party that promises to maintain the programs. Republicans capitulate by going along with the Democrats so they won’t be vilified by the press and the always aggressive liberals. Their debt after graduation — now at $1 trillion and more than all credit card debt — makes them dependent on the State.
So it’s the same as gettng the single mother voting Democrat forever. Put the ‘students’ on that same dependent bandwagon.
I stopped watching Jimmy Fallon when he made parents send in video tapes of them lying to their own children about taking away their Christmas presents and then laughing when the kids started crying.
VERY Sick. So it’s no surprise that Jimmy Fallon is pretty much a sumbag, although a talented one, and will do anything for a nickel. 
And right now, he is the Obama’s obsequious butt-boy. Literally. Jimmy and Michelle have done pushups in the White house, and he has even made a pack with the dog. Next thing you know, he will be in the White House garden picking tomatoes with the kids.
Jimmy is being used to “slow-jam” Obama down our kids throats (Kids being anywhere from 19-55) …and have them love it while they do.
America: They can sell you a tick off a monkey’s back. 
Jimmy insulted Michelle Bachman when the band played “The Bitch is Lying” as she walked out as a guest on his show. He denied knowing about it.
Oh…sure.
Nobody Knows how much money Jimmy is making to be Ba–‘RACK’s: (What’s with the new promunciation there Mr. Obama?) personal campaign manager for the young…but one thing I do know…
Jimmy makes a mighty good tick. 
Nobody Now Knows Jimmy Fallon VS Jimmy Kimmel
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—that I used to watch Ben Stein’s “Win Ben Stein’s Money” show. Ben had a sidekick named Jimmy Kimmel who nobody could beat at ad-libbing. The guy was quick. When I heard about ” Jimmy” playing a rather cruel and tasteless joke on Michelle Bachmann when she came on his show, I was a bit confused.
If you haven’t heard about it, the band played “Lyin Ass Bitch” as she walked out to the stage, and Michelle was completely unaware that they were laughing at her…But wait, it wasn’t Jimmy Kimmel, but another Jimmy named Jimmy Fallon that played that rude and despicable introduction. Kimmel is on ABC, Fallon is on NBC, and not only do they look a bit alike, they are both Irish boys from New York.
Jimmy Fallon is from Saturday Night Live, and Jimmy Kimmel is from “Win Ben Stein’s Money.”
I get them mixed up.
Nobody wants to say right here: I don’t watch late night TV, and if I do, it’s usually Craig Ferguson, because the Brit’s (Scottish in this case) humor is usually way more insane and fun than our American comedians, who seem to be always trying to make some clever ‘point.’
Here’s what Glenn Beck said about Jimmy Fallon’s stunt on his website:
“Really, Fallon, really? Really? Unbelievable. You people make me sick. I would never, ever even consider doing that,” he said. “I wouldn’t do that to George Soros. I would never do that, I would never invite someone onto my — she didn’t inflict herself on you. You invited her! You invite her into her own space, you treat her like that? You’re a despicable, reprehensible human being. You really are.”
Well said Glenn.
It seems to get ratings you also can do some other despicable things, which is what Jimmy Kimmel did. He asked parents to tell their kids that they ate all the Halloween candy, and then film them as they busted out crying, and send their video’s to him.
First off: After watching the video, you are amazed that anyone in the world would find this amusing. The joke is cruel. Does he need ratings that badly? I can’t imagine any parent doing that to any kid, let alone their own. What the hell is wrong with these people? If some older kid did this just as a joke to a younger one, a decent parent would be furious. Not only is it cruel, someday those kids will turn around and do the same to another poor kid. The parents have already sanctioned it.
Where is all the “liberal” outrage? Don’t bully they say. Oh…it’s okay if you are liberal and you do it for Jimmy! These parents pretty much tortured some of these kids, and obviously were very proud that they milked the joke for all it’s worth.
Jay Leno seems to be doing well.
David Letterman is no longer funny, he stopped being funny after he had a heart attack, and screwed all his interns. But maybe that’s because nothing seems to be funny lately.
It’s time like this when I miss Benny Hill. The good news is: I will no longer get these two mixed up ever again, and neither Jimmy is going to miss me…in this Nobody’s case: ignorance is bliss!
What was the word Glenn used? Despicable. Yep.That’s it.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
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You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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