Nobody’s Perfect: Madonna
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, it’s Madonna. 
Go figure. The woman of the year according to some magazine that none of us consider important, is upset that Donald Trump is President.
Why is she upset? The “material girl” just can’t get over the alpha male winning. I guess she didn’t give enough blow jobs. Or did she?
She’s not upset with the males in the country, she’s upset with the women.
Here’s a few excerpts from the Billboard magazine and from her interview recently:
And of course, my Nobody injections
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Speaking of: How did you feel about the outcome of the election?
It felt like someone died. It felt like a combination of the heartbreak and betrayal you feel when someone you love more than anything leaves you, and also a death. I feel that way every morning; I wake up and say, “Oh, wait, Donald Trump is still the president,” and it wasn’t a bad dream that I had. It feels like women betrayed us. The percentage of women who voted for Trump was insanely high.
Nobody Says: Hey plastic nose…I resent that. Could it be that you are NOT the typical women? You know, one who has to do the laundry, stay home to take care of a sick child, depend on your husband’s salary to help feed the kids? We didn’t betray the country, we SAVED it. (Along with a LOT of alpha men.) What do you want? The woman to rule the world?
How many women built that mansion you’re living in? Be careful what you wish for.
Why do you think that is?
Women hate women. That’s what I think it is. Women’s nature is not to support other women. It’s really sad. Men protect each other, and women protect their men and children. Women turn inward and men are more external. A lot of it has do with jealousy and some sort of tribal inability to accept that one of their kind could lead a nation. Other people just didn’t bother to vote because they didn’t like either candidate, or they didn’t think Trump had a chance in the world. They took their hands off the wheel and then the car crashed.
Nobody Says: No idiot. Male and females’ brains are wired different, you ninny. Check out the hormones. Have you been pumping yourself with too much testosterone? Hillary was rejected because she lies, she’s only about herself, she has no record of any accomplishment whatsoever, and she’s an elite snob. Add in her many felonies (which is in itself a very long list) and you have American women all over the country being smart enough to not let her into office to RUIN their lives and their children’s lives further. Had she been a Margaret Thatcher, then yes. But Hillary is worse than Obama. Obama can at least give a good speech. (Even though it’s all BS)
And by the way…in case you didn’t notice…the American people put their hands back ON the wheel. With Trump, we might not go over the cliff. (Idiot) 
Were you surprised?
Of course. I was devastated, surprised, in shock. I haven’t really had a good night’s sleep since he has been elected. We’re f—ed.
Nobody Says: Okay Madonna. What’s going to happen? What crimes are YOU committing that will have to stop? What? You might not get that Medal of Freedom for another 20 years? (You could always offer more blow jobs.)
And by the way, I don’t buy that you don’t sleep…unless of course, you did something criminal.
What? Are you having too much Pizza?
What did they say?
That they would rather have a successful businessman running the country than a woman who lies. Just absurd. But people don’t have faith in government as we know it. We live in a country that’s run by bankers. In a way, it makes sense that Donald Trump is the president. Because money rules. Not intelligence, not experience, not a moral compass, not the ability to make wise decisions, not the ability to think of the future of the human race.
Nobody Says: Absurd? She lies. He doesn’t. What don’t you get? And WHO took the most money from Bankers? Hillary Clinton! That’s right. Donald funded his own campaign. How much money did YOU lose Madonna? How many millions did YOU donate to Hillary that you will never see again? Is that what’s keeping you up at nights?
But, you might have something there: The Clintons and the Obama have no moral compass, or high intelligence, and they especially don’t have the ability to make wise decisions, and that’s why Trump won. .
As a fellow New Yorker, have you ever met the president-elect?
I wouldn’t call him a friend or anything, but I’ve certainly met him. I did a photo shoot years ago at [Trump’s] Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach [Fla.] for a Versace campaign. He’s a very friendly guy, charismatic in that boastful, macho, alpha-male way. I found his political incorrectness amusing. Of course, I didn’t know he was going to be running for president 20 years later. People like that exist in the world, I’m OK with it. They just can’t be heads of state. I just can’t put him and Barack Obama in the same sentence, same room, same job description.
Nobody Says: So Trump didn’t worship you, is that it? Was he one guy who didn’t want to bed you? Isn’t your whole career depended on sex? You sell SEX. and while you’re doing it, you sing. And you are judging Donald Trump?
And hey, I can’t put Trump and Obama in the same sentence either, or same room, or same job description. Obama has never HAD a real job, besides reading a Teleprompter.
When you go to Malawi, or travel the world, you must clearly get a sense of how our president affects the globe.
We’re the laughing stock of the universe right now. We can no longer criticize other governments, other leaders. I’m hanging my head in shame.
Nobody Says: Go ahead and hang your head between your legs Madonna. Miley Cyrus can do it! 
Okay…the point is: She’s not perfect. But somehow she has kept herself still working after all these years…or.
Has she? Who is really behind the Madonna curtain? I’m betting it’s an alpha male.
Nobody Knows.
Nobody Would Like to Thank Madonna…
Nobody Cares
FINALLY~ Madonna got smart. For years now we have watched Madonna’s endless plastic surgery, changing Madonna’s face into someone who looked more like a poor copy of Hedy Lamarr than the old Madonna. She’s had eyelifts, Botox, cheek implants, nose jobs…she was on the road to being the next Michael Jackson of plastic surgery. I certainly don’t recognize that face anymore, do you?
I take that back: She is starting to look like Joan Rivers. And Joan Rivers looks BETTER. Staying 21 is getting harder and harder, so Madonna is now doing the only smart thing she has left, and that’s to cover her face. KISS did it! Look how longed they stretched out THEIR careers! And she’s got the perfect costume get-up, just get a niqab, like the Muslim women.
Madonna can only make money by being controversial since she hasn’t had a decent hit since the 1980s. So, she has pretend sex onstage, sex with a cross, sex with gays, sex with an elephant, sex…
Wait…you missed the elephant? I did too, darn! But I heard about it. She was even singing “Like a Virgin” and the elephant was really excited about that. It was his favorite song.
I hear she just adopted Justin Bieber’s Monkey, because he had a nice butt.
(Okay. Maybe not.)
Madonna was going around saying how ‘cool’ it was that we had a Black Muslim as a President, so I’m thinking she wants to be invited to the White House. She is saying this: “The Revolution of Love is on…Inshallah (God Willing.)
What revolution is she talking about? I certainly wonder if we will see Madonna in Cairo. Since they hate Obama in Cairo, and she’s his good friend, I wouldn’t advise it. Evidently nobody has told Madonna that the Black Muslim President is not exactly popular in that “revolution.” But, maybe the military will protect her in front of the stage, all she has to do is donate a few billion dollars for more tanks.
In the meantime, “God Willing” Madonna, you keep your face veil on. Nobody suggests you get the whole outfit. After all, I remember that nun outfit you wore onstage.
Killer. Go for it.
Madonna: Stripping for the President
Nobody Reports
Thank goodness somebody finally settled the question on EVERYBODY’s mind: Obama is a Muslim. Madonna said so, and he didn’t deny it.
Madonna has declared that the reason we should celebrate is because Obama is black, a Muslim, and finally America can find hope and be thankful, that….all those Republican Blacks like Martin Luther King, did not die in vain. Madonna says that if Obama is elected she is going to strip naked for the world! Oh…happy day! Uh…you did that once before honey…Nobody suggests you spare us again.
Hopefully, Madonna will move to Mecca where she can be welcomed with open arms…where she can be stripped, raped, and killed with rocks as they do in those wonderful Muslim countries to women like her.And uh…what happened to her Jewish Kabbala religion that she was so excited about?
Did the Jews kick her out?
Madonna has done her share of Christian bashing, and God Knows, now that Obama’s name is tattooed on her butt, Obama can blame her if he loses.
Many people are saying that the reason we are being attacked on 9/11 is because Obama was bragging about how he killed bin Laden. I’d put Madonna threatening to strip naked as another reason billions of Muslims will go on another rampage…making both of them our highest National Security Risks.
Obama said today at the UN some insane thing that no nation that puts Islam down should …what was the word….I can’t find the quote now..they’ve quickly taken it down, but it was another “America must never take against the Holy Allah.” stupid thing.
Well, here goes: Allah can kiss Madonna’s not- so- sweet ass. The whole Muslim nation is a nation of slavery, and the fact that Madonna, Obama, Hillary, and just about everyone in the democratic party supports them, is beyond sensible.
So Nobody Says, in her own vernacular which she so enjoys. “Fuck you Madonna.” You’re not that important.
Hope she gets that! I am pretty sure, she will understand it.
Nobody’s Perfect: Gene Simmons VS Madonna
Nobody’s Perfect
Gene Simmons got in trouble for calling Madonna a karaoke singer last week.
Well, good for him.
The whole interview that Gene Simmons did on the sidewalk was better than this clip, (I couldn’t find it) but I have to agree with Gene on this one. They say here that Madonna is bigger than KISS right now, but I beg to differ. Madonna was replaced long ago with Mariah, and Beyoncé, and Lady Gaga…I don’t know what these people are smoking but maybe they actually think THIS Madonna is somebody else, She has had so much plastic surgery she doesn’t even look like herself. In fact, I’m trying to figure out just what they stuffed in her whole lower jaw to make it stick out. Blubber? Glue? Foam rubber?
Not that it’s a BAD thing…in her case.
Anyway, having had to perform LIVE for years as a drummer/singer/keyboradest..I agree with Gene. Live music is better. It’s just that now, when the singers are DANCING so much, they can’t possibly keep up the singing and still not miss a note. So they sing along to a tape, and then the sound man ups their mike when they are talking so you THINK they are actually singing live, when they are not. Just about every act you see today, is singing or mouthing along with the tape.
Years ago, I saw the Rolling Stones in concert, and I was shocked when Keith Richards fell down off the stage, and Mick stopped singing to go pick him up…and low and behold, the music kept going. Mick’s voice was still there, and Keith’s guitar solo went on, even though his guitar was down in the orchestra pit.
What was really funny, is that everyone in the audience was so stoned, nobody noticed that they weren’t really playing OR singing but me–which is why the Stones can play on until they are over 100.
I don’t think Paul McCartney does it, because remember, the Beatles played live every night for 8 years in Hamburg before they started making it big in England. Also, Paul doesn’t dance. And Gene Simmons idolizes the Beatles and he wouldn’t if they played to tapes.
The amazing thing is that Gene could have gone further and told us all about all the rest of the groups that do it…but he didn’t.
Will Madonna do her same old act at the Superbowl? Let’s hope not.
So on New Years’s Eve when you’re watching your favorite singer … If it sounds too perfect…he’s singing along with himself. (or herself) It really is karaoke. He can’t miss!
Not that it will matter, but real musicians are thanking Gene for bringing it up.
By the way, Gene had plastic surgery, and STILL looks like, Gene Simmons, and I’m not sure just what that means.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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