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Nobody’s Perfect: Detroit VS St. Louis

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This week, we have two mid-western cities to compete against each other for the Nobody’s Perfect award of the week: The City of Detroit VS the City of St. Louis. Or the City of Cars VS the City of Beer, which nether city manufactures anymore.  (Internationally owned beer companies do NOT count.)

Let’s begin:

Detroit:

As reported on the Drudge report, Detroit can barely keep it’s city lights on. The once thriving automobile manufacturing center of the United States is so bankrupt, it not only cannot keep it lights on, it can’t fix the broken ones. By some estimates over 50 percent of the city’s lights have been broken, or pillaged for their metal. Added on to this lovely heaven of darkness given to the hard-core criminals, you have an unemployment record so egregious that if Jimmy Hoffa knew, he would come out of his cement grave to throw hit men as big as Jubba the Hut at the CEO’s fat heads. Henry Ford would crawl out of his Model T and get his friend Thomas Edison to shut down the whole city, and move everyone to Ft. Myers, Florida and start over.

Too bad we can’t resurrect them. (When are they going to get on that cloning?)

From the Detroit News:

Like many swaths of the city, the historic Indian Village neighborhood has remained largely dark at night after vandals destroyed transformers in nearly every streetlight pole that powers them.  On a recent rainy day, Wicks, 64, a retired GM engineer who has lived in Detroit for decades, watched as city Public Lighting workers put new transformers at the top of the aging wooden poles. Just days later, those streetlights were out — again.

BUT…crime is down in Detroit. No longer do the locals run out on Halloween and set fire to buildings. They now have better things to do, like play video games on their giant HD TV that they got because Obama gave them all money. Detroit was once the most dangerous city in the United States, but no more…that fine badge of honor has now been passed to the city of St. Louis.

St. Louis:

Yes, St. Louis is considered the most dangerous city in the United State and I can tell you for a fact, that if you are looking for drugs and are stupid enough to go downtown at night, it won’t matter how many lights are on, you will be shot. They will even smile up at the many camera’s and wave while they’re shooting you. Our city is proud to have great lights, it’s North County St. Louis, where I now reside, that is losing its lights because that’s where all the people from the City moved to.

Are you kidding? The only thing downtown is the arch, the baseball stadium, and when the moon is right…drunks looking to get over to Illinois.(They can only see by moonlight,)

All the blacks from the city moved to North County, (and the whites moved out) and it’s here that we have a  problem that hasn’t seem to hit Detroit…wild packs of dogs—who will not only will rip your throat out, you will become a bucket of KFC for the whole family.  Cousins of Michael Vicks’ family must live here, because most of these dogs are BIG dogs. And therefore the kids can’t walk to school or home without carrying some kind of golf club or rocket launcher.

A young boy was attacked and nearly eaten alive by wild dogs in North St. Louis. City leaders are scrambling to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Aldermanic President Lewis Reed is sounding the alarm. “I’ve witnessed packs of dogs, 10 and 15 dogs running together, and I’ve seen all these dogs I’m talking about they don’t have collars, they don’t have tags, these are truly wild dogs.” he said.

Nobody wants to know: Well, Lewis…are you going to do anything about it? Oh, I forgot, the human society was closed due to loss of city funding.

Nobody Knows that it’s a hard decision: Which town is more…worthy of its declining reputation? On the one hand, Detroit’s darkness leads to a safe haven for anyone who wants to steal more metal from light poles…and whatever else they can find.

On the other hand, St. Louis has monster dogs, that can attack you anytime of the day or night. Some might say you are safer inside your house with these attack dogs prowling your neighborhood, but then again..wasp spray is pretty cheap.

Nobody suggests a solution to the lights and the dogs.  

Detroit just gave a jobs fair for all the ex- cons who were looking for work. In fact, prisons all over the United States are letting out their population because feeding someone three great meals a day, with cable, phone, and a master’s degree is money better spent overseas giving children time in Afghanistan schools in which to study Islam. We just sent 46 million to Uganda…come on! And that was last year!

Africa needs the money more than the people in Detroit. You know that.

Nobody Thinks someone should start a business to hire ex-cons to catch the dogs, train the dogs, and walk the dangerous neighborhoods at night to keep us all safe.

The cops can’t be everywhere.

As a bonus..Muslims HATE dogs, and who needs lights when you have a growling barking dog?

With the money you’d save…you’d have the lights back on in no time. OR..you’d have ex-cons taking over both cities with their trained dog packs. At that point the company CEO would start sending the dogs overseas and the ex-cons would be out of a job again.

Okay Joyanna…what’s plan B?

I’m working on it.  

So who won the contest?

St. Louis, because the Cardinals made the World Series and the Tigers didn’t, which was a very good thing because they do NOT HAVE ANY LIGHTS. They had to lose.

(And because Nobody lives here.)

There’s always next year, Detroit…but… don’t get your hopes up.

 

October 17, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, corruption, economy | , , , , , | 6 Comments

Obama’s Pantisocracy Spelled Backwards

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Obama has had a busy week. There was the Obama-MLK-Mao-Black Power resurrection at the feet of Aretha Franklin on Sunday;  and we’ve all been watching the “DAY OF RAGE” world riots endorsed by Obama’s many friends; You know..the Nazi-Communist, bored, old, and drugged-up hippies. and NAACP, unions, university students, and many thousands of unemployed who just don’t know what to do, so they figured they’d go and get the free food.

Hey…why not?

Obama’s show at the Martin Luther King Memorial today was for the black vote. He is losing the black vote, and he is now aggressively going back for it. And what do you do to get the blacks back? You bring out…Stevie Wonder..again. (at the MLK ceremony, where else?) No white singers allowed…real unity there, Mr. President.

It’s official— Stevie Wonder LIVES at the White House. Good God. They take him everywhere. He must sing them all to sleep. Obama has his own court jester. How cute.

And how bout’ that President sending troops over to Africa to protect the little babies? He got no complaints from Congress because everyone was watching the global riots.

Good timing there Mr. President!

You gotta love those blacks in Africa: Mutilation, slaves, rape–they just can’t seem to control themselves. And that was even BEFORE the Muslim religion gave them an excuse.

John McCain and Carl Rove even gave their approval.  

Killing bin Laden was such a thrill that Obama ordered a kill on a Muslim with a drone last week, who happened to be an American citizen. What happened to Obama and Holder wanting to give terrorists a fair trial here in America? Remember all that Guantanamo stuff? And they weren’t even citizens.

Not that I care that they killed a terrorist, it’s their hypocrisy that bothers me.

In his speech today on the National Mall, Obama made it clear: he wants more redistribution from the “rich” to the “poor.” Translation: more money taken from the whites and given to the blacks and the Latino’s.

The blacks haven’t figured out yet that soon they will be paying for the Latino babies…and their babies will someday lose a job or an college education because Latino’s will get first call. They haven’t figured out that they will be outnumbered due to the fact that…

You tell me. I won’t call them stupid, just Obamazombieized.   

‘President’ Obama talked of ‘one nation’…but there were not many whites there. They forgot to invite them I guess. Nobody Remembers Obama and Michelle walking to the White House on the day of his inauguration: it was a sea of solid black faces on each side.  

And they call whites racists? Anyone who says that is one himself. You can bet the White House farm on it. And speaking of farm animals…

Nobody’s Perfect; Sean Penn, said that the tea party wants to lynch the “n” in the White House. He bases this on the fact that all tea party people are white and they hate black people. He does not mention that the favorite candidate so far of the tea party, is a black man named Herman Cain. Sean Penn needs to be pointing out the fact that he’s actually blacker than Obama…obviously they don’t know.

Nobody Hopes this guy is not reproducing.

Nobody Knows just what Obama’s policies are concerning Iraq and Iran. Democrats like Diana Feinstein are hollering for us to go in and attack Iran. Really? Obama ran on being the man who was going to BRING THE BOYS HOME, but he’s not any different than Bush really. Uh…he’s had three years to take care of Iran, and NOW he wants sanctions?

Do we even have the money for WWIII? Uh…no, which is exactly why they will start it.  

Nobody Cares Check out those guys in that video. I had to post that. Nobody wonders if they even had an amp for the guitar OR the bass.

Frankly, I’m grateful for the little things like idiots that can’t figure out that….NO ONE CAN HEAR THEM!

And notice the guy in the back..He thinks he’s in the Grateful Dead. We’d be more grateful if he WAS…dead that is…and from the looks of him that grateful moment could come at any minute. 

As for the drummer…I think they should put him on Saturday Night Live right at the moment Mayor Bloomberg says, “I’m with YA- Fuck YOU USA!”  

You know what? The USA doesn’t want you guys…go play at Sean Penn’s house where…

Nobody Wins–when another President sells out American jobs overseas— which is exactly what Obama did this week with South Korea. You would have though he invented peanut butter the way he praised himself over and over.  He even brought the President of South Korea over here to stand and insult us all.. in Detroit.  It was humiliating. How many years have we fought and paid for their freedom?

 Phyllis Schlafly tells you the real deal:

We are told KORUS will create more exports, but the principal exports will be American jobs. The Economic Policy Institute estimates that KORUS will cost us 159,000 jobs. Obama claims that KORUS will create 70,000 low-paying in sourced jobs (of Americans working for foreign employers). But even if true, which is doubtful, that’s less than half the well-paying jobs the U.S. will lose. KORUS will make it impossible for us to prevent foreigners from taking over entire U.S. industries, which they can buy with the U.S. dollars they accumulate from our balance of trade deficit. KORUS will effectively nullify U.S.laws and regulations that restrict economic monopolies.

U.S. regulation of food imports is already under attack in the World Trade Organization, and KORUS will give Korea the right to limit our ability to regulate the quality of food imports. We will lose our ability to protect ourselves from contaminated and toxic foods. foreigners simply replace their tariffs with a VAT (Value Added Tax), and KORUS does nothing to remedy or reduce this gross unfairness. Fifty thousand Americans gave their lives in the 1950s to keep South Korea free, and we’ve maintained an expensive border patrol ever since to protect against Communist North Korea, so South Korea doesn’t have to provide its own defense. We shouldn’t give South Korea American jobs, too.

But he just did. On a good note….

Nobody’s Fool: Congress did not pass Obama’s dream of high-speed trains to cover the whole continent. The drugs coming into Tampa will not get a fast ride to Orlando. Guess the Mexicans will just have to keep on driving those trucks.

Warren Buffet bought up a LOT of US Monoploy Railroads– so don’t expect this disappear.

Nobody Wonders when the globalists are going to quit?  Did you know that the Carnegie Endowment fund, in 1940, had plans to merge the US with Russia? They are (G-20) now suggesting the European union has not failed …oh no. What they want is all 27 countries to give up all sovereign rights to Brussels. I thought they already did that, but what do I know?

Geithner  wants us to throw in some trillions to make it happen.

Nobody Flashes: Guess what? Obama took that long-care insurance that he put into his Obamacare out, so that not only will the doctors tell you…go home and die, you won’t get any nurse by your bed to change your diapers after that stroke.

And YOU thought he loved you!

Nobody Remembers: While we wonder what is happening to the world, and how Obama can get up and give speech after speech, as if nothing has changed in the last 3 years, consider this quote from George Soros..who by the way, has his eyes on oil wells in Uganda…soon to be handed over to him by Obama.

“In short, we need a global society to support our global economy,” Soros said. “The sovereignty of states must be subordinated to international law and international institutions.”

Nobody Thinks– The elitists better watch out…they are outnumbered, and by the looks of some of the people in Italy today..they might want to take a few “rich” people to the Coliseum and throw them in with a few other elites…

It would NOT be pretty…but they could practice their pantisocracy while we all watch.

 

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October 17, 2011 Posted by | communism, democrats, Obama, Obamacare | , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments