Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

How About Another Lottery, Obama? Lunch on the Moon!

Nobody’s Fool

You have to hand it to the Obama reelection camp. Votes are important, and the Obama’s  don’t want to make the little guy feel left out. They know, the nobodies on the street can’t afford to go to his lavish parties, where he can demand up to $40,000 for just  one ticket. That’s more than some of them make in a year.

So, they gave the poor..a ‘Win lunch with the President Lottery!” Even if they sold 5 million tickets at $3 dollars apiece that’s $15 million just for Obama.Yes, for a $3 dollar lottery ticket you COULD win a spot to have lunch with the President.

Remember that when you buy a ticket to a lottery, you are under the impression that the tickets are picked by RANDOM…and you have just as much a chance of winning as anyone else right?

WRONG. Look who won the contest:

Obama’s campaign said the lunch bunch was made up of Kathie Toigo, an early-childhood special needs teacher from Yerington, Nev.; Bill Blackwelder, an Afghanistan war veteran from Fayetteville, N.C.; Val Grossman, a postal worker from Westminster, Colo.; and Scott Zoebisch, a firefighter from Atlanta.

Mmmmm….

What are the odds that a teacher, a war veteran from NC no doubt, (an important state in the election)  a postal worker, and a firefighter all got picked? Postal workers are losing their jobs: Teachers and firefighters are very much union supporters: and a war veteran? For some reason he is after the veterans vote big time.  

What? Nobody from Watts? Nobody from Alaska? Nobody from my neighborhood in North County St. Louis? What if Warren Buffet bought a ticket, and actually won?

What a scam. A smart scam, actually. Obviously, those people were hand picked. Just another way to steal people’s money and make himself look good.

Nobody thinks Obama needs to throw one more lottery. I suggest, for the price of a $10 dollar ticket, one 99% person will be picked to have lunch with the President, on the space station. (see picture) Russia is charging $20 million per person, and if he sells just 5 million that should just about cover it…(one way)

And while America is coming up to possessing a $16 trillion dollar deficit, Obama figures he can’t lose if he promises not only free lunches for the kids, but a pay increase for civilian federal employees as part of his 2013 budget, which will be…the FIRST budget Obama has ever even thought about, let alone submitted since he was elected the first time. But you have to elect him first.

 I bet that Postal Worker who had lunch with him got all excited about that, but just whose free lunch is this?
I trust Russia to get our ‘President’ there safely to the International Space Station…don’t you?

January 6, 2012 Posted by | humor | , , | Leave a comment

The Ying Thoughts of the Reincarnated Squirrel

Nobody Wonders

The concept of reincarnation has always been a hard one for me. So has the Big Bang. If we base observations of what we know to be true all around us, then the Big Bang had to have a mother. If reincarnation means the invisible soul is put back into embryo’s to further life’s lessons then at this very moment you are reading the words of the soul of a past squirrel.

Why do I think I was a squirrel? Because I spent my childhood at the top of trees. As soon as I learned how to climb I was up in a tree—sitting like an old Buddha. Soulfully content to feel the breeze at the top of my little world, and be happy to be alone.

Escaping from muttering parents and wacko brothers and sisters when you’re a kid gives— you power.  It’s one of the reasons Presidents do NOT want to give up Air Force One.

Anyway, the reason I’m talking about this, is that I was just reading about the art of past civilizations: the symbols always contains opposites…female vs. male, ying  vs. yang, good vs. evil. ( rich vs. poor) But, most importantly, almost every culture believed in an afterlife. The Pharaohs believed that dung beetles gave you eternal life, and filled their tombs with them.  If a beetle can live forever then so can a man..right?

So, what is it about humans that convince almost every single culture on the earth, that there is a life after death? Almost every animal on earth dies. Why does man think he’s so special?

I was thinking today about my childhood, and remembered something. I grew up in Florida, where the pine trees were perfect climbing apparatuses for small children. The limbs are placed steps apart all the way up to the top. And pine tress…never lose their leaves. To me, those trees were like me. All young. Living forever.  Only a fire, or a hurricane could destroy them.

When my parents moved the family to St. Louis, I was around seventeen. I had never seen a tree lose its leaves, nor had I ever been taught in my school in Naples, that trees lose their leaves. That’s how bad science was even then.

And when fall came and it started happening…the leaves starting turning colors and falling off. Due to the fact that I was the only one in the whole world who didn’t have clue about it, I said nothing. I knew just by the actions of those around me, it must have been normal. But…the event upset me deeply inside. By the time all the leaves were gone…I was devastated. Let’s just say, it left me with a sadness all winter. (Science will tell you I have an overactive amygdule, but I digress.)

I’m not saying there wasn’t a lot of sun depravation going on at the same time, effecting my serotonins levels, and my blossoming hormonal balance…estrogen flowing through my body…but…let’s just say, that after that first year, when I saw the trees come back in spring, I was overjoyed.

Okay Joyanna get to the point.

The cycles of life. We are so immersed in them, we don’t think about them. But…maybe those first humans witnessed the same things. Some things didn’t die! This theory is a bit flimsy in Egypt mind you..they just had beetles, but whenever something in nature seems to die and come back miraculously, why wouldn’t humans think that they would do the same?

Just like the tree…we can come back…live on…in some way. Grow new leaves. Live another day. Energy withstanding. I’m speaking from the minds of ignorance, mind you, but there might be something to it…more than just a wish not to die.

We got many of our “we will live on” from the nature around us.

Now…since this rant is absolutely idiotic, remember that today, Richard Hawkins, the famous man who worked out lots of that very confusing Big Bang theory has just announced he has no clue about the mystery of women. He might be wrong about the Big Bang theory, but I’m a woman, and I was thinking this just the last minute, and so…you might conclude with him at the end of this “maybe?” rant that he is perfectly right.

Women are not meant to be understood, and neither is life after death.

But, the yin and the yang will someday figure it out together. And if you go by the book The Bell Curve, they will both be Jewish.

I can’t wait.

January 6, 2012 Posted by | humor, Life | , , , , , , | 7 Comments

McCain and Romney? Double Facepalm.

Nobody Wins

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.” Ronald Reagan.

Ronald Reagan was right. As you see by this video, the bloodline of McCain is already cursed. I’m convinced, the McCain’s come from a long line of some kind of very dimwitted vampires, hatched in Ireland under a full moon, by a banshee from dribble land.  John McCain, Meghan’s most famous father, as a politician, is an embarrassment to every conservative who has ever admired Ronald Reagan.  This McCain habit of being the not- so- pretty dull penny in the pot, seems to run in the family. John is more than a Rhino…he’s a elephant on roller skates.

Wait, I would NOT insult am elephant like that. I take that back.

If not for Sarah Palin, McCain wouldn’t have even come in second in the last election: More like..fifty third. In fact, Sarah Palin SAVED the Republican party. They used her. We all knew it.

And today, there they were: Mr. Mt. Olympus and Crimpy.

John McCain was giving a big stump speech for Mitt Romney and I couldn’t even watch it. What in the world were they thinking? Get the loser of the last election to endorse you?

Rule No. One: Never, ever, under any circumstances get the last loser of the race to endorse you, because everyone will think that you have the same  ideas as THAT loser and YOU will lose.

Duh. (But not as “duh” as letting the daughter of that loser appear on your enemies networks)

Obama is out playing football in the sand, posing his body, teasing the liberal media pundits into going, “Oh..he is just in such good condition!” while we are watching old guys with bad hair lines trying to get us excited.

BUT, as out-of-style these two old coots seem at the moment, Mitt and John would never say they would slit their wrists to make a point.

Meghan McCain did. Just listen to her talk—She talks like she is…10. Okay, 11. Wait…five. Brain cells were falling out all over the floor in this video. The liberals are looking at this girl, and going, “I like her!”

Yes, she said she would just slit her wrists if her father had endorsed Rick Santorum. She also called him a moron.

Mmmmmm…I LOVE to go there, but I will not lower myself, out of respect for all the depressed people out there who actually are watching this all go down and really might be smart enough to accomplish that feat.

I was double facepalming it all day watching TV.

While Fox had Mitt and John hanging out like lost sweethearts, Sheppard Smith was ranting about the fact that Rick Santorin said the word, “black” in a sentence. He implied with the shocked look on his fact that saying the word ‘black’ was a horrible mistake. Later Rick denied it, so as not to appear racist. 

It was such a blatent and ridiculous attack on nothing that I turned to my husband and said, “So, what do we call them now?”

Affirmative Action Animals? American Harvard Recruits? Welfare Welts? AfroAmerio’s? Bereaved Bestials? Obama’s Osmosis?

FOX took sides today. It was tear down Rick Santorum and full steam ahead for Mitt. Mitt is the favorite of the Feds, and the elite’s that run the Republican party. He’s their guy. Always has been. He will keep the global train on track.

And YOU thought you picked the President? Have another cookie!

I’m starting to think legalizing drugs might be a good idea after all…

Double Facepalm.

January 6, 2012 Posted by | humor, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments