The Secrets of Bill Cosby, and Other Unknown Particles

Nobody Knows

Here in the “What you don’t know is a good thing.” U.S. universe, the daily chore of keeping the American public in complete ignorance of anything our government is doing, lets face it, takes trillions of dollars paid to Gruber experts, who will soon have some help from the FCC..but that’s tomorrow’s blog.

Today, we stand in awe of the many talented American people who can keep secrets forever…without taxpayer’s help.

Like the very beloved American: Bill Cosby.

A regular plethora of women have come out in public to announce that Bill Cosby, that pillar of fatherhood, the man who never cusses, the epitome of decency and honesty…yes, he evidently liked to drug women, and then rape them. Or…so they claim. What we don’t know is WHY these women waited so long to come forth with their stories. Nobody can figure that one out.

Bill…is not saying much, but he used to joke about having to drug women, and so, what else has he done we might ask?

Whoopi Goldberg is sticking up for Bill, but by the looks of the women who claimed Bill drugged and raped them, and the fact that most of them were white…he might be racist. Who knew? Will Bill Cosby join the Bill Clinton’s of the world and continue to be loved?

Nobody Knows.

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And Nobody knows WHY a black man raped a poor women in Wichita, Kansas, and then set her on fire–nude. A man came to her rescue, but she is severely burned. None of us here in St. Louis know when the riots in Ferguson are supposed to start, because the “news” of the great St. Louis riots of 2014, are all over the world.

They are keeping it a secret…..shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Will setting people on fire now be on the list of “cool things to do?” Nobody Knows, but I’m wearing my fireproof pajama’s as long underwear, just to be safe.

And speaking of cool things to do:

Nobody Knows why in the world they voted on the Keystone Pipeline today, since the new Congress is not yet present. This is redundant and really stupid.

But, that’s what our politicians are good at: stupidity. Just ask Jonathan Gruber. ALL the stupid democrats voted for Obamacare.

But why did they vote today?  Was it because Mary Landrieu is DESPERATE to let her state knows that she really, really loves them?

While Democratic leaders agreed to help Landrieu by allowing a vote, they made it very difficult for the bill to pass — they insisted on 60 “yes” votes instead of just a simple majority.

The Senate fell just short of that threshold, as the final tally was 59-41.

I love those—- Oh my god…we lost by one vote!—-rigged affairs. Who knew the man whose grandfather started Standard Oil would be the one against it?

And speaking of secretive illuminate communists—-Somebody in Russia got this mysterious explosion on film, and Putin has not said a word about it.

Nobody Knows what it really is.—-But it sure blew up, and faded away quick.

Any ideas? One commentor said he thought it was a particle beam weapon…because Putin’s has secretive weapons that are WAY superior to anything the United States has, but he only hints at his new arsenal.

Obama, on the other hand, says he did NOT meet Jonathan Gruger at the White House, 27 times. And how could he have?

When is he ever there?

Nobody Knows. ‘President” Obama is as mysterious as an explosion that flames bright, then fizzles away. Frankly, he’s all fizzle now. I’m ready for the fizzle to dissipate into a slimy blob.

And so the world continues down the “You do not need to know unless we tell.” you path.

Next week, we ask the questions of why is it that our President can commit fraud, and not go to jail?

Nobody Knows, but just the fact that nobody has asked this question, makes you want to go driving on a long lonely road in Russia, singing, “Zip de do dah”…..”Zip pe de daaay!” “My oh my what a wonderful day! “

November 19, 2014 Posted by Joyanna Adams | American Culture, Barack Obama, black violence, Uncategorized | Bill Cosby, black violence, Conspiracy | 4 Comments