Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

The Walking Dead of Washington D.C.

Nobody Knows

—–what is going to happen to that Koch Brothers hater, Senator Harry Reid. He finally stepped down: not beaten by the Republicans, not beaten by ex-wives or FBI prostitutes, but…defeated by an exercise Harry Reid Koch brothersrope.Even the Prime Minster of Israel gave him a bravery shout out in front of Congress.

Headlines: Harry Reid survive fatal blow to himself, after dodging years of heavy hits from the Republican Party and never getting even a bruise.

So, what is Harry Reid going to do now? Will he form a superpac to get Hillary elected and become her Vice President? Everybody thinks Harry is going away…but is he? Personally, I think we should all sue him for damages…but that’s me.

Harry Reid I’m sure, will never go away.

And speaking of going away….


The Hillary email scandal is NOT disappearing, despite the iterate efforts she has made to make light of the whole affair. Senator Growdy wants that server, but she has claimed with a big smile: “That’s silly, I’ve destroyed them all!”

Nobody Knows that once upon a time, Hillary was very upset that President Bush was not forthcoming with information about 9/11, and with her usual slick Hillary ways, said this:Hillary deltes ag

“In taking their action to evade or avoid providing information, the administration unnecessarily raises the suspicion that it has something to hide, that it might use the claim of national security to hide mistakes that are literally questions of life and death for American. The lack of transparency on the part of the Bush administration has forced Governor Kean, former Republican Governor of New Jersey, to threaten subpoenas. This should not be happening.”

The American people say:

Right Hillary. Congress has threatened YOU for not truing over your “destroyed” server.  What makes you so special? And why didn’t you claim you erased your emails in the name of National Security?

You’re slipping.

By the way, speaking of National Security….

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Last week two men tried to break into the NSA, dressed as women. They were of course shot (one killed) and it was determined that they were just two prostitutes who got high on cocaine and decided to go find an SUV, steal it, and find themselves a party with some NSA guys.

Nobody Knows why these men were not called “transvestites” instead of prostitutes, and how do we know they were not looking for Obama? They might have been invited.

We don’t know. But…we DO remember Obama’s fondness for dressing up….

Speaking of being invited…


Obama’s invitation (to be fair Jeb Bush invited them too) to all the children of the world to come to America as soon as possible has lead to another wave of ‘children’ to flood our southern borders. After all, the weather is warm again.

I don’t know what they feed the ‘children’ down in Mexico, but I’d say they should lay off using growth hormones.immigrants

 

And speaking of hormones…


Hillary isn’t the only one having a rough time appealing to the masses…Jeb Bush may be racking up big donors…but the conservative base does NOT want him…second in the lead is Scott Walker.

How is Jeb going to get rid of him? Easy. Play the race card. Scott Walker may be racist against the flood of immigrants, because he is…white.

Jeb warns that republicans “must accept a changing country: that the path to the presidency will be found through appealing to voters who may not look like them.”

Will Jeb Bush say that all his opponents are racists for not accepting the “children’ of the world…even though they really ARE adults…let’s not kid ourselves.

And speaking of children…


John Kerry just can’t seem to make that final deal with Iran.Death to America

As talks over Iran’s nuclear weapons program neared their deadline Tuesday, the Commander of Iran”s Basij (volunteer) Force, Brigadier General Mohammad Reza Naqdi, was quoted as saying that “wiping Israel off the map is not up for negotiation.”

Wow. There’s that little negotiating problem with Israel will be wiped off the map.

Will John Kerry and Obama sign an agreement to let Iran “Wipe Israel off the map>” and erase it from their computers?

Will no one be allowed to see the treaty?

Ha! Does a baseball pitcher spit every 9 seconds?

No matter. The Senate has voted 100-0 not to honor Obama’s treaty.

Sounds like a winner to me!

Next week, we will wonder HOW Monica Lewinsky got a PhD from Oxford, if Joe Biden is friends with Bill Cosby,  and if there is a Walking Dead book for Dummies.

I have a feeling I’m going to need one.

April 1, 2015 - Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , ,

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