Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody’s Perfect: Shirtless Man VS Puppy

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we saw a shirtless man get his foot caught, in a basketball net. Notice the police are not touching the guy. They waited for the firemen, who were going to put the latter up, (around 6.00) but then had to get the police to stop the guy from moving so they could cut him down. I may be going out on a limb here, but I’d say a good deal of drugs were involved, and probably Al Gore. I know, every time I hear Al Gore speak, I too get the urge to climb up a basketball net, hang by one foot, and scream bloody hell.

And while I searched and searched for my usual political blooper to match the nobody one, the only one I could come up with was Bill Clinton, who gave a long interview to NBC about how he has to make a living to pay their bills, tangling himself up ONCE AGAIN in shady lies, and the same old Bill Clinton charm which is getting so old, I’m tired of listening to it. Bill is getting so skinny he should match up with that U.N. Babe on a stick, Angelina Jolie.

So, in order to NOT write about boring old Bill Clinton, I found a more adorable example of how to get yourself all tangled up:

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

The man on Capitol Hill, hanging from the net.

Clearly—he has issues.

The adorable puppy, just gets a big hug.

May 4, 2015 - Posted by | Life, Uncategorized |

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