Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary Clinton VS Joseph Tame

Nobody’s Perfect:

Face it: We all love attention. Everybody wants to be noticed….not just one of the crowd, unless as we just learned, you live in China. And…one of the best ways to get attention is to strut down the street in your fabulous new outfit. Just ask Hillary Clinton!

This week we witnessed two outfits meant to grab attention….Hillary’s new Afghanistan coat, VS Joseph’s Christmas tree dress.Hillary's coat two

Let’s start with Hillary..caught walking down the streets of New York.

From the Daily Mail:

  • The Clinton family were seen out for a festive walk in Manhattan on Sunday

  • Hillary looked like she was enjoying a day away from the campaign trail, wearing a flower-embroidered coat she bought in Afghanistan in 2003

  • At one stage she could even be seen pushing the stroller – the first time in public she has been seen directly interacting with her granddaughter

  • Chelsea’s husband Marc Mezvinsky joined them, and Bill, for the walk

  • Chelsea announced last week that she is pregnant with her second child  

Okay. Okay. Most of you are going “What was she THINKING!” Hillary knows the people of New York all love Donald Trump, and she is going to have to win New York to beat him…so is walking around in a coat from Afghanistan going to win her votes? Does this not look like someone threw-up in a flower bed? And what’s with the glasses? Truly, this is…style? BAG LADY DOES NEW YORK!

So, while Hillary is trying to make New Yorkers think that she and her family go strolling around the city every day because they LOVE the city so much, a man in Tokyo decided to put on his favorite outfit and stroll the streets, just for fun.

A British man based in the Japanese capital is spreading the holiday spirit by running through town dressed as a very decorated Christmas tree. Joseph Tame, who created the tree, told CNN that “there are many areas of the city that are beautifully illuminated with Christmas decorations, but there are also areas where there are not, so I thought wouldn’t it be great to take the fun and wonder of these illuminations into those areas and spread the Christmas cheer.”

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect in the dress department this week?

Is it Hillary, who is looking for the liberal feminist flower child upper east hippie Wall Street vote— trying to remind all those rich people in New York that she is still one of their generation? Or is she trying to look like the homeless people who the democrats will be busing to the voting booths? Or is she trying to appeal to the many Indian curry eaters–or the thousands of Muslim Syrians scattered all over Manhattan?

Or is this her imitation of a Presidential suicide bomber?confused baby two

Joseph, on the other hand, spent a lot of time and effort delighting people all over the world displaying the joys of just being friendly and wonderfully silly, and bringing Holiday good cheer. He’s not running for President. And no doubt, Hillary’s walk was all of twenty minutes with her own personal entourage and secret service nervously working hard to make sure the camera man got the perfect shots. They worked for hours—- her walk took all of about 20 minutes.

For that photo-op alone, Hillary wins hands down. If you could turn her upside down and put some lights on her, she MIGHT be more attractive, but as she is, she just looks like a Presidential candidate desperate to remind everyone that she still has Bill, and a daughter, with a grandchild and one on the way…yes, she is the mother. Mother Hillary. Mother hippie Hillary. Vote for me! I’m from the sixties where feminism began, the Grateful Dead were Gods, and Nixon was hated. Remember? If she was smart, she’d get a hold of Joseph and BUY that suit…and put Bill in it.

You win Hillary….I think you just gave New York to Donald.

As for Joseph….I think you are just about perfect.

 

December 28, 2015 - Posted by | Hillary Clinton, Uncategorized |

1 Comment »

  1. Yep, my vote goes to Joseph (the Christmas Tree) Tame!

    Liked by 1 person

    Comment by madmemere | December 30, 2015 | Reply


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