Joyanna Adams

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Trudeau: Get them stoned and they WILL Vote for you!

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“This isn’t going to be popular” said the brain doctor, “But a twenty-year study shows that smoking marijuana ages the brain.”

Dr. Amen was on the Dr. Phil show this afternoon, talking about brain injuries. He had done fabulous work on the actor’s Gary Bussey’s brain, after he was injured in a motorcycle accident. (He did NOT have a helmet on.) This coincided with the news today that Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada just passed a law-making recreational pot-smoking legal in the whole country.

Evidently, that promise helped get him elected, which tells you all you need to know about Canada.

Well, if you can’t lick a country with weapons, the next best thing is drugs: and America is swamped in drugs, mostly coming in from other countries.

What’s a Prime Minister supposed to do when his southern neighbor decides he has to stop ripping us off? I’m sure Trudeau is figuring a lot of money will be coming from America into Canada in the sales of pot pills, pot candy, pot suckers, pot cookies, and no doubt there will be a Trudeau Tookie Bong named after him.

Ever since drugs became the cool thing to do in the sixties, Americans just never got out of the drug craze. So, we get cocaine, pot, and opioids from Mexico, and now, Canada will be sending down its finest weed.

No doubt, Justin knows the stupidest people will be a lot easier to control, and hey, Canada has to make up for lost revenue. Not to mention…2019 will be here before you know it.

Some of my best friends in life are heavy pot smokers…and we have had many an argument about the benefits of weed…but let me say this:
There has been many alcoholics that have been geniuses, but I can’t think of ONE doper who is considered some kind of savant.

I have seen many of my friends minds literally go to “pot “after smoking a joint a day all their lives.

My first boyfriend smoked pot heavily. I was just sixteen, and he LOVED a good joint. Of course, I HATED to smoke, I hated the smell of smoke, I hated the thought of sticking smoke in my lungs, so I always declined. But that didn’t stop him.

His parents MADE him join the marines, (Probably thinking that would help end his smoking addiction) and he ended up in Vietnam, and came back a literal moron who could barely speak a coherent sentence.

He was the one who made me read Tolkien when we first met. When he got back,….I doubt he ever read another book.

So, even though I wrote him every day, when I saw him again after his tour of duty…I literally RAN. His pot smoking had led him into heroin.

Can I blame it on the war?

Somebody was making a lot of money…between the CIA and the communists, I’m sure there was enough stoned Americans to make them all rich.

Pot smokers really don’t care if you join them. They are usually very happy to suck in the joint, pig out on a pizza, have a drink, and sit and listen to music or watch TV. They even feel superior to you for NOT smoking. Really. They will SWEAR to you pot is harmless.

But it’s not. It’s even more destructive to your brain than cigarettes, never mind that it put you up for lung cancer just as sure as smoking a pack a day does.

Will the future Medicare be able to handle all the future Alzheimer’s and lung cancer cases? (Follow the money.)

You tell me.

Now, I suppose, if I was dying of cancer and just couldn’t take the pain anymore, and couldn’t GET pain medication because of the fact that doctors have stopped giving it out, I would smoke.

But…probably not. Nevertheless…I don’t condemn the ones that would.

Being a musician, I was around pot smokers all the time, and I can tell you from experience, that pot slows your reaction timing and your cognitive functions. I had too many arguments with guitar players who somehow went into orbit around Mars during guitar solos.

And I can bet you my old friends’ special bong, that no astronaut on this planet got stoned before he went into space.

(Maybe once he got there…but that’s another blog.)

So, Congratulations to Canada! You’ll be stoned enough JUST IN TIME to reelect Justin “boobs” Trudeau….

After all…you have to be stoned to take this re-election Campaign ad seriously.

Ask not what your country can do for you…

Okay, go ahead and ask. (cough, cough)

 

October 17, 2018 - Posted by | drugs, Uncategorized | ,

2 Comments »

  1. We are on the same page Tim…I’m with you. And John Boehner is leading the way in promoting it so he can make money.

    No one believed Hitler would gas people by the millions. And no one believes that much of what politicians do is to “cull the population.”

    They have just gotten more creative with getting rid of us.

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    Comment by Joyanna Adams | October 19, 2018 | Reply

  2. Pot is more dangerous than that. You take cocaine and get addicted, then you try to get off of it you can, all the destructive impacts of that and others will go away, Pot is forever. It not only damages the brain it alters your genes. It alters your reproductive organs permanently. See all the birth defects from smoking pot. Your organs will not recover, ever.
    Then you have the unforeseen consequences of smoking pot, look at Colorado, soon after legalizing it there traffic fatalities increased, and deaths due to over doses went up.
    Maybe this is all part of project 21 (I am slowly believing in that theory). Kill off a number of useless with Drugs, spike our food so that we get diseases from them and crash the economy some more times and then they control everything you do. Scary.

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    Comment by Tim | October 18, 2018 | Reply


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