Pass the Medicare Please…
Nobody Gets Email:
This came to me a few days ago. Not sure if it is right. The sender checked with Snopes but found nothing. Nevertheless, I really don’ think it’s unbelievable, do you?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Obama: It’s MORE than just a name…
Nobody’s Perfect:
Obama loves Islam.
Hey, It’s Nobody Get Email weekend. We’ve all heard Obama say these things, but Nobody Remembers just how many times he has professed a love for the Muslim faith. Frankly, while I was watching this I was wishing he could have been talking about Americans. Sad. Maybe his “fundamentally changing America” has more meaning than redistributing the wealth.
Nobody Thinks the candidates should be talking more about this, and China.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Progressively Fear-Baiting Puppies
Nobody’s Opinion: Here we go again: Katia the hurricane is heading for New Orleans. Really, the nerve. She should have gone to Texas, because about right now, you could do a fast quick-step in the dirt, cause a spark, and burn down half of Dallas it’s so dry. New Orleans doesn’t need more mud on Bourbon Street, the participation from urination will keep it wet well through 2050.
But, we live in the world of “Hurry up and make it sound ominously like the end.” I realized that we are getting minute by minute updates on disasters, storms, debt crisis, and terrorists, and it’s becoming annoying. I get extremely overly excited when I see a puppy commercial now because I’m getting so desperate for something normal to come on TV.
“Look…Look…a puppy! A puppy!”
I’m not proud of this, but I figure it’s not my fault. I’m becoming Armageddon challenged.
I was pretty scared by Kim’s Kardashian’s wedding myself. I find myself praying that she would NOT bear children. Can you just imagine their children? What is he…six feet fourteen? Mixed that with 64tripleD boobs…we are talking a whole new species. The planet doesn’t have that much room.
I was thinking about the fear factor today, and how the news is ALWAYS bad, and decided to make a list of all the things I’m suppose to fear from both parties, in order to get a logical perspective:
Democrats:
Pollution:
1. Take it from Daryl Hanna: if you burn oil in your car, you are destroying the very water, food, and air that you breath. If a pipeline is built down through the United States from Canada, it will spill into the aqueducts and kill all the poor illegal’s in New Mexico, who will be drinking it out of the local desert spigots. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty dire.
The fact that those tanks from Fema that are meant to protect DreamWorks won’t be needed anymore because the sheer volume of oil, if it should happen to escape the pipeline, will destroy Los Angeles, along with Steven’s famous props from JAWS.
Almost makes you want to give Daryl a big hug. Go ahead guys. She probably hasn’t had a good hug since John-John left her for that other blond.
AND MORE Pollution:
2. Al Gore is right. He won, and the earth lost because Al did not become President and therefore we have to close down all the parks in California, so that the Bohemian Grove can fit more people in it this year. Obama is bringing his whole tribe from Kenya, and they need to build more tents. In fact he plans to leave them there. That’s why they have to close the parks to the public. God forbid they wander into the Redwood forest and find drunk Kenyan’s roasting Mexicans.
The rich this year have so much discuss: Basically, how do they keep the banks printing enough money so that Fannie and Freddie can give more homes to Obama’s new arrivals, and kept their bonuses coming on strong? And …should they let Janet Napolitano dress in drag this year?
Jobs
3. The poor illegal immigrants must get amnesty, or America is doomed. As Bill Clinton warned, without new young Nino’s, wino’s and Nina’s, those guys in DC will have to take less. Besides, they are starving, and if that tea party doesn’t let them in, then we just won’t kick them out. If we have no more gardeners, fruit pickers and welfare recipients, the country will just collapse. After all, politicians have a lot of pools to clean.
SEX
4. Most important on of all, we need to protect the gays. If we DONT protect the gays, then who will the women turn to when those mean, nasty, and chauvinistic men divorce them? There are so many starving children in the world, and if we have more gays adopting, we can truly have a diversified America. The future of the world depends on it.
Doomsday
5. The tea party people are going to destroy the planet. They must die. They are old, and hopefully they will die, because they have planned to lynch the blacks. In fact, every black should start circling around the banks because that’s where the tea party people have their money. The blacks have no jobs because tea party people think the racist Constitution is something they want to save. Good thing they have a black President to point that out.
6. Sarah Palin, might run for President. If that happens, progressives will have to move for real.
Republicans:
Total FUBAR:
1. Obama
2. Obama
3. Obama
4., 5., 6, Obama.
Okay, what more can he do?
And most importantly, what can we do?
I suggest, we replace all Democrats with puppies. I’m at a loss for logical solutions.
Nobody NOTES: Okay, they are using the fear factor to bring us to our knees every day, but there is ONE fear that happened to really work. When the American people found out that Obama supported a Mosque being built right by ground zero, they got really mad. I’m not making this up. All of a sudden the thought of Texans walking down fifth avenue sent the snobs on Martha’s Vineyard into a real tizzy.
SUDDENLY, a new building appeared out of thin air… after ten long years of nothing, and it’s reported on every single day by Fox News. As if to say…”Okay! Okay! Calm down! We are building something—.jeez!
But…just don’t pray there.”
Maybe we should replace all Muslims with puppies too. The planet would thank us.
(Nobody notes: Please, before you think I hate all Muslims, it’s the religion stupid, not the people.)
If It Looks Like Fascism: Walks Like Fascism: It Sure as Hell Ain’t Cherry Pie
Nobody Remembers
I remember my dear departed mother that day…when she saw little Elian Gonzales being taken away at gunpoint in Miami, in the middle of the night. Big burly soldier were pointing their guns at an unarmed family. Little Elian was torn out from the arms of the man who saved him from the water, after of course, his mother drowned trying to get her son to America…away from Castro. My mother screamed in horror..and despair:
“America is dead! Oh lord..it’s dead…it’s dead..!!..”
My mother had survived World War II, and while many already in American were passive to the event, not the older ones. Not the men and women who had fought the Nazi’s and the Fascists, and the Japs.
Our schools had already done a fine job of erasing those moments in time, but still, that was NOT suppose to happen in America. Janet Reno took a small boy, and gave him BACK to Castro.
Neither one of could believe our own eyes. We felt the same way when they basically burned down the innocents at Waco. Tanks were used then. But the media made those “armed” citizens out to be a threat. Not as much as Janet. Little children were burned.
Too bad. They were religious zealous we were told.
Today I was listening to the President of Gibson Guitars, Henry Juszkiewicz, described how armed men had come into his company, threatened his workers, and confiscated enough wood to put production back a month. It was all legal of course, but he was told if he moved his plant to Madagascar, then they would leave him alone.
Face it America…we are witnessing American Fascism. And we…remain silent.
You see, we have been brainwashed to never question the affairs of our government. Our media TELLS us about it, but then moves on to the latest weather storm.
Well, that Gibson Guitar Company has been running porn for..wait. They have done nothing wrong at all, while our own government sells weapons to drug cartels.
Who’s the criminal here?
Do not doubt them. And if you do, guns will come into your business, or home.
Now, go across the Atlantic to Russia, where BP, has an office.:
British Petroleum (BP) was visited by bailiffs and about 15 armed special forces with machine guns in Moscow office on Wednesday, saying it was “part of a pressure campaign against BP.” What did BP do? Well, they were negotiating with the Russian oil Major Rosneft to drill in the Arctic. And then all of a sudden the contract was given to ExxonMobil.
Cliff Kupchan, a Russian specialist in Washington said the BP raid reminds us of the “continuing, often capricious, non rule of law based business environment that frequently impairs business in Russia.”
Can you say that bursting into any business with guns waving in a guitar factory is NOT capricious, with no rule of law” is impairing business here in America? This only happens in communist Russia, or China we say.
Nope…it happening here. I bet we don’t hear about half of the stuff going on. I’m convinced that media is covering most of it up. .”It happened to HIM not me.” we say to ourselves.
But, it’s only a matter of time.
Will B.B. King speak up? Chuck Berry? Gene Simmons? Bono? Anybody? Think about it, I’m sure there are plenty of musicians mad as hell about his, but you do not see one of them on the any station.
I was reading about this on Glenn Beck, and I picked the most interesting comments from his readers:
It’s called Internationalism and it is being pushed by the U.N.. In this extreme concept of Internationalism the wealthy nations must be brought down and the poor nations brought up, at the expense of the wealthy, in order to create a more uniform global market place.
This concept is not new and it is being taught in many of our schools. It is imported from Geneva, Switzerland, and it is called the International Baccalaureate Program (IB). The International Baccalaureate organization is an NGO of the U.N.. It does not support our Bill of Rights. It supports and promulgates the U.N. declaration of Human Rights, something quite different. It is anti-American.Well if you tell Right to work states to shift manufacturing to favored third world nations where Trumpka is trying to organize them, then you pave the way for their left wing utopia at the expense of American workers & the ability to lead independent lives free from the government or collectivist union leaches.
On another blog someone from Austria saw the Gibson story and pointed out this was straight up fascism at work. Every other guitar company is unionized & contribute to democrats – welcome to left wing neo-f
One of Gibson’s leading competitors is C.F. Martin & Company. The C.E.O., Chris Martin IV, is a long-time Democratic supporter, with $35,400 in contributions to Democratic candidates and the DNC over the past couple of election cycles. According to C.F. Martin’s catalog, several of their guitars contain “East Indian Rosewood.” In case you were wondering, that is the exact same wood in at least ten of Gibson’s guitars.
There you go…the little nobody’s know what’s happening, thank God. NOW..anyone who EVER picked up a guitar, should be screaming and writing Congress.
My first guitar: L-4 CES Mahogany-Electric
And remember…drink your tea.
Nobody Wins when a govenment comes in with guns on law- abiding citizens.
Never Let a Good Hurricane Go To Waste
Nobody’s Opinion
Nothing like a hurricane to get your mind off a war. All day long, according to all reports, the world was going to end. Well, at least the eastern seaboard. Irene, the Irish bitch was coming. The President was so concerned about 65 million people and their last days on earth, that he left Martha’s Vineyard, mostly because it’s going to get hit with a lot of rain too…spoils golf time.
We’re Nobody’s Fool. If you think he left to go back to work, think again. He’ll be in Hawaii to finish that vacation in less time than it takes Joe Biden to think.
All the cops, the mayors, the governors, and the weathermen, were standing bravely in their raincoats weathering the wind and rain. “LEAVE! RUN!” , they all said, or if you stay, be sure you have everything you need to last you for weeks because that’s how long the power will be off. Also, leave us a note as to what to do with your body.”
NOBODY did not made that up. I actually heard them say this.
Still, ya gotta love the New Yorkers. Everyone is pretty much ignoring him for the good reason that, the storm is already losing power due to the fact that they all do when they hit land, and the eye is no longer there…its downgrading..by the time it hits Long Island, Obama will be eating pineapples in Hollywood.
STILL— Mayor Bloombomb of New York is shutting down the city. No subways, no buses, no trains, and you’d better not eat any salt, or you might get arrested…
And speaking of getting arrested…You might want to hide that Spanish guitar you have in the basement. Unless you belong to the New York Philharmonic, you could be busted for even owning an “endangered” wood. (Okay, I thought of Bill Clinton too…but let’s not go there.) The Gibson Guitar Manufacturing Company was “busted” into by ‘ARMED’ Fish and Wildlife government men, who took guitars, computers, and lots of wood. The company has not been formally charged with doing anything, but the stunt has cost the company over $1 million dollars.
Nobody Wins when a government goes out to bully and harass an American company that gives lots of non-union jobs, and also, money to the Republicans. This stinks of Nazi’s. There must be Jews making guitars. Somebody check.
Nobody Wonders just what kind of a deal Obama worked out in India on his last trip, and WHY they needed to be armed? What? Did they think Jeff Beck was going to rip their heads open with the neck of a Stratocaster?
Really, why don’t they just plant some more trees? What’s the problem here? We can bring snakes from Africa, why not Indian trees? Seems if the guitars are made in India by Indians, then the company can stay in business…and speaking of staying in business….
Poor Steve Jobs. He is on death’s doorstep, with that horrible pancreatic cancer. By the looks of him, maybe he should just go sit on Long Island and wait for Irene. Many are worried about how Apple is going to be able to keep its head after he’s gone, but then again, it seems by looking at him, he kept alive till he reached his final goal…making Apple the biggest company in the World. Nobody’s Perfect Steve, but when it came to business Steve, you came pretty close. Let’s hope you cheat death a good while longer…
And speaking of death..
Nobody Flashes the news that NATO has been on the ground in Libya all along! Who knew? France, England and the United States are chopping at the bits for their ‘due’ reward.
Leaving aside the massive profits from the rebuilding that Libya is now going to need, there are vast oil spoils to distribute. The Libyan oil industry produced 1.6 million barrels a day prior to the war. The country is thought to have 46 billion barrels of reserves – the largest in Africa.
Is it any wonder Putin is going around flexing his muscles? Still, Nobody Cares about the cost of this “war”. It seems, while the natives fought on the ground for their “land” no hospitals were around to take care of the wounded. A 10 -year-old was shot in the back, and had to lay in the hospital for days…all the doctors had left.
Nobody Remembers how Obama said we were getting in for ‘humanitarian’ reasons. Uh…tell that to the hundreds of corpses lying around. Still, what’s a few bodies when you have now the biggest oil field in Africa? Very smart. Use the natives on the front lines, then go in and grab the oil. (And since they were Al-Qaeda, Nobody Thinks it’s a good plan.)
And it’s all in the plans: When you have a hurricane disaster approaching, you prepare. I mean, really, how many people can AFFORD even the gas to escape Irene? Not to mention the hotel costs, the fast food, meals, and the pets? Nope. Stay home. Unless you are right on the beach.
As Rahm Emanuel would say, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” Scare the people really good, all 65 million of them, and they will go out and buy just about everything they can lay their hands on. Stocks will soar.
Chains such as Home Depot Inc, and Wal-Mart Stores Inc., were doing brisk business on Friday, selling water, flashlights, batteries and other goods in states standing in Irene’s potential track from the Carolinas to Massachusetts.
Nobody Reports that Ben Bernanke did not have to give any more stimulus from his elite meetings in Jackson Hole.
Irene…did it for him. Now, all we need is just one more earthquake…
Vernon Jordon: The Mojo Corporate Black Ace in the Hole
*****
Can anyone say…”FOUR!!!” Wait…Shultz doesn’t even play golf, poor guy. Or is he just observing the white socks? As Shultz would say if he had been their caddy for the day…
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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