This was one of my favorite emails this past week.
This video reminds me of an old Richard Gere movie, POWER, where Richard played a PR man who was hired to get some guy elected President of the United States. It’s a movie worth watching, next time you’re at the video store.
The point of the movie was that a candidate can say ANYTHING to get himself elected, but once there, he can do whatever he wants. Scott Brown, ran as a conservative and won in Massachusetts. He is a fine example of what candidates can do to win people’s hearts. Scott drove a pick-up truck, got the tea party to back him, then after he was elected, he dumped them.
This video is a perfect example of this political deceit game. The promises Obama makes here are one of the reasons many voted for him. The only thing that is missing in this, is Obama saying that he would promise to never launch a war without Constitutional backing….something he just did. That is in another video.
So, one must ask…why ARE there not a boatload of reporters calling him on these things that he promised?
Uhhhhh…do I need to answer that?
Somebody should send this to Donald Trump…
Here we see 7 lies in less than 2 minutes. Amazing.
Pass it around if you haven’t seen it, and remember to tell your liberal friends when they go to the ballot box.
Making the List of Acceptable Risks: What do these People Have in Common?
Nobody Remembers one of the reasons for Charles Lindbergh’s great success, was that he was, according to his youngest child, Reeve Lindbergh, “an inveterate list maker. We used to make fun of him.” He would follow his kids around with lists for them to do.
To Charles, they were a point of self-preservation, and he insisted that lists were part of the important mental task of being prepared for calculated, acceptable risk.
Gee…I guess Bernanke didn’t keep lists, nothing about TARP was acceptable or calculated. (Or was it?)
Lindbergh used to make great lists before a flight, and even the fishing hooks (in case of a crash over the Arctic) were counted and weighed several times. Every ounce over meant less fuel.
Another famous list maker, according to those who know her, is Madonna. It seems she gets in her limo and marks off all she has to do that day. People who have worked for her say she is almost obsessed with list making. Nobody wonders if she gives HER kids lists of things to do?
Once, Gene Simmons went practically crazy when he lost his little black appointment book on his show.
Seventy percent of the people in the world, it is said, make lists. Some of them even use sticky notes on their computer. I make lists, but then, I almost never finish my daily tasks. Out of a list of fifteen, if I am lucky, I might make it to four. Show me a man or women who finishes their list every single day, and I’ll bet you they are 1. famous and 2. probably rich. That kind of drive takes superhuman effort. Not to mention—no kids, no pets, no demanding spouse, no house, no dishes, no laundry, no email, no Supernatural reruns, and no earthquakes, tornadoes, or hurricanes. It also helps if you don’t have to cook.
The only good piece of advice that I ever got from Bill Clinton, came from his book called, “My Life,” which, I must say, is one of the most boring books you can ever pick up…but it did have one redeeming factor which was…Bill told us all to make lists each and every day, and do the most important thing first, then go down the list and finish things off in the matter of their importance.
No doubt it’s one of the reasons why some little fat boy from Arkansas grew up to be one of the most powerful men in the world: He made lists. And don’t you wonder what happened to those “lists?” I bet if we could find some of Bill Clinton old lists, we would not only find thousands of telephone numbers, (and bank accounts) but lists of White House enemies, and who he had audited. Because Bill took a calculated risk even making them, you can bet they have all been shredded.
You would think by the horrible failure of the current administration, that nobody is keeping any lists at the White House…but that’s not quite true. Obama has a Blackberry. So, in the fine Nixononian tradition of keeping lists…I can only speculate what a daily list on Obama’s Blackberry might look like…
‘President’ Obama’s List of THINGS TO DO TODAY
Things with calculated acceptable risk:
1. Make sure they put your Presidential Obama logo on the cardboard Easter eggs for the Easter Egg Hunt. Make sure the Easter Party inside has the real chocolate ordered from France.
2. Call Louis Farrakhan. Explain that this war will get you reelected, and remind him that that’s important for the Muslim Nation. Mention that Kaddafi is okay.
3. Send Michelle to the Bahamas for another vacation.
4. Golf: tee time 10.am tomorrow, and Sunday. Bring the clubs Tiger gave you. Send Air Force One to pick up Jeffery.
5. Photo-op with NBA players at 1pm. Let them all stay overnight for a big party.
6. Lunch with Beyonce. (Keep the NBA players away for at least an hour)
7. Meet with Jeb Bush to go over immigration reform at 3pm.
8. Invite Donald Trump to White House, but then cancel.
9. Fly to Chicago to meet Rahm for dinner. Make sure Daley knows he can fly on Air Force One. Go over strategy for re-election.
10. Get invites out to all the highest campaign contributors to get a ride on Air Force One to Dublin. COST: $700,000 a seat. Make sure Stevie gets to come.
11. Invade Libya, but make sure it doesn’t get out.
12. Call George Soros before you retire, you know how he hates it when you don’t.
So,..as you can see that there are LISTS…and there are lists. They are not all the same. which means, after reading Obama’s list mine is starting to make me look a lot more like Lindbergh. I’m going to start weighing my essays from now on, because, I’m sure even Charles would agree….I am taking a calculated but acceptable risk just writing this.
Nobody’s Perfect: Darn. I missed ‘President’ Obama’s big speech on why we are in Libya tonight….by all accounts I’ll go with Sarah Palin’s reaction to it which was…”What is the mission again?”
What I did notice from the few clips that I saw was that Obama made sure to start out with praising all the troops and soldiers and reminding everyone that was listening that he is the “commander in chief” who can put our troops anywhere in the world in which he sees trouble…(What is Congress for again? Why do we pay those guys?)
He said this: “The United States of America is different and as president I refuse to wait for the images of slaughter and mass graves before taking action. Moreover, America has an important strategic interest in preventing Gaddafi from overrunning those who oppose him,”
(Mighty Mouse…is on the waaaaaaaay!!)
Obama’s strategic interest was he didn’t want people flooding into Tunisia and Egypt. Too bad he doesn’t feel that way about our drug war on our border..40,000 people so far have been brutally murdered in Mexico. If he is so concerned about images of mass slaughter why doesn’t Obama send bombers down there? Why? We have more of a strategic interest in stopping the drugs coming into our country, then helping al-Qaeda fight Gaddafi.
Not to mention, that’s a LOT of dead people, Mr. President, down there, and some of them are missing their heads.
Did you MISS the pictures of the mass graves just south of our border Mr. President?
Obama didn’t have to wait for images of the already dead in all the other Middle Eastern cesspools of “democracy,” they are right there in front of him. It was reported that 67 dead bodies are waiting for him to take a look at in Syria.
Saying that he doesn’t want the efforts at democracy in the Middle East to be spoiled by Gaddafi was about as lame as Newt Gingrich (who almost made the cut tonight) saying his first two marriages broke up because of his ever eternal love of his country. Both excuses pretty lame if you ask me.
Nevertheless, Obama is no surprise, but this headline absolutely floored me.
EU to ban cars from cities by 2050.
Cars will be banned from London and all other cities across Europe under a draconian EU master plan to cut CO2 emissions by 60 per cent over the next 40 years.
Unless of course you are a member of the EU, than you can drive your limousine in any city at all. They can all race their expensive cars down the main drags.
Obama may be a insufferable Marxist, a Soros puppet, an illuminati Mafia candidate working for the job of head guy at the UN..but I’d say the EU wins hands down this week on the “Nobody’s Perfect” calendar…coming into the threshold of really crazy loons.
Ban all cars from London? Rome? Paris? Brussels? It’s about time they banned the EU.
Now, THIS is how you handle a room full of liberal diva’s.
Not long ago, Bill O’Reilly was on The View, and said something that Whoopi didn’t like, so the ever impudent Whoopi walked off the set. This time, as you can see, she slammed down the race card, and Donald Trump handled it superbly. When she said it was because Obama was black, he just said “no.” Then she lost it.
Good for Donald. He knows it’s Obama’s weak point, and he went after it. Like I said once before…they couldn’t catch Al Capone on all the crimes he committed, so they got him on tax evasion.
It makes sense. It’s KISS simple. Stop Obama at the gate. Don’t even let the horse run. Disqualify him.
Let’s hope the other Republican candidates get on board and hammer this in 2012.
Nobody’s Perfect: ‘President’ Obama was criticized heavily on all the cable channels last week (and ALSO by Donald Trump) for playing too much golf as Japan’s nuclear reactors were melting down. He came out and pretty much said, we were all heartbroken, and ships were sent to help, but then Obama, stayed quiet and went back to the links.
Then he came out again, and said Gaddafi had got to go, and so, after asking, “Mother may I?” to the United Nations, he sent over some of our most lethal planes to bomb for a few days, which will do just about nothing, as all the generals were saying.
So now we find out, Obama has changed his mind, and we are going to hand over the situation to the French and British. He wants Gaddafi to leave, but, that’s not why he sent over planes, which makes about as much sense as telling someone I want you to go, but…go ahead and stay…not my call. Obama has the foreign policy equivalence of a community organizer, which…is what he is.
Remember the good old days when only Congress, by constitutional degree, had the right to declare war?
The Libyan oil fields are one of the main suppliers of oil that Europe gets outside of Russia. Russia owns all the other pipelines. Which explains why George W. Bush took Gaddafi off the terrorist’ list, and the Scots sent back the Lockabie bomber.
Obama put a small military effort into Libya, and now Michael Moore wants him to return his peace prize. Maybe it’s because we have a Supermoon, but for once, I agree with Michael Moore. Europe, like America, should protect its own oil interests. Too bad they seem to be copying us. If this really was about people being killed by their own governments, we’d have to invade half the planet.
But there IS one thing he did do right this week. He went to Rio, (missing any fallout here) to get jobs for Brazilians. He also managed to get his schedule changed to visit the Statue of Christ the Redeemer to nighttime so that his photographer could get this famous shot to be displayed to all the world. And if you think this wasn’t planned perfectly, notice…it’s Obama standing right in the middle of Jesus’ silhouette. It’s as if Jesus is saying, “I bless and care for his man.” The only reason he is trying to catch Jesus’ light, is because there ARE no lighted night statues of Mohammed anywhere in the world.
And then— there’s Claire McCaskill, from my home state of Missouri. Senator McCaskill at one time was Missouri’s state auditor. Claire, just like all our politicians, loves to fly around on her private plane at the expense of the taxpayers. She has made over 90 trips from here to Washington.
BUT…she has not paid her property taxes on her plane for over four years. She owes over $280,000 dollars and is planning to sell it.
“The Missouri Republican Party is going to try to ride this horse as long as they can. They’re going to try to make this as big a deal as they can. Them filing the ethics complaint is about as surprising as the sun coming up. I have convinced my husband to sell the damn plane,” McCaskill said on a conference call with reporters. “I will never set foot on the plane again.”
The Senate Ethics Committee has yet to comment on the matter.
Gee Claire…you sound a bit upset that you had to pay back the money? For a lady who was state auditor, this nobody finds it hard to believe that you had no clue that you owed back taxes.
No big deal? Nobody begs to differ….it seems what happens in Rio, stays in Missouri.
Nobody Get Email on Saturday Night: Obama said just the other day: While the United States produces ONLY 2% of the oil production in the world, our nation consumes the most. He said it as if he was taking to a greedy, fat, child that he hates, and he wants to see us all fall off his new trains for being such greedy little oil consumers.
I got this email some time ago, but due to the light of recent events, the Middle East in riots, and the nuclear reactors melting from the earthquake in Japan, maybe Obama should make a call to the U.S. Department of the Interior, after he gets off the golf course. (I know, fat chance of that happening.) I have no idea if it’s bogus, but, I tried checking it out and it appears to be true. (Thanks to Mona)
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U.S. Department of the Interior,
U.S. Geological Survey Office of Communication
119 National Center
About 6 months ago, the writer was watching a news program on oil and one of the Forbes Brothers was the guest. The host said to Forbes, “I am going to ask you a direct question and I would like a direct answer; how much oil does the U.S. have in the ground? ” Forbes did not miss a beat, he said, “more than all the Middle East put together.”
Please read below:
The U.S. Geological Service issued a report in April 2008 that only scientists and oil men knew was coming, but man was it big. It was a revised report (hadn’t been updated since 1995) on how much oil was in this area of the western 2/3 of North Dakota, western South Dakota, and extreme eastern Montana…check this out: The Bakken is the largest domestic oil discovery since Alaska’s Prudhoe Bay, and has the potential to eliminate all American dependence on foreign oil. The Energy Information Administration (EIA) estimates it at 503 billion barrels. Even if just 10% of the oil is recoverable…at $107 a barrel, we’re looking at a resource base worth more than $5…3 trillion.
“When I first briefed legislators on this, you could practically see their jaws hit the floor. They had no idea..” says Terry Johnson, the Montana Legislature’s financial analyst. “This sizable find is now the highest-producing onshore oil field found in the past 56 years,” reports The Pittsburgh Post Gazette. It’s a formation known as the Williston Basin, but it is more commonly referred to as the ‘Bakken.’ It stretches from Northern Montana, through North Dakota and into Canada.
For years, U.S. oil exploration has been considered a dead end. Even the ‘Big Oil’ companies gave up searching for major oil wells decades ago. However, a recent technological breakthrough has opened up the Bakken’s massive reserves. and we now have access of up to 500 billion barrels. And because this is light, sweet oil, those billions of barrels will cost Americans just $16 per barrel! That’s enough crude to fully fuel the American economy for 2041 years straight.
And if THAT didn’t throw you on the floor, than this next on should…it’s from 2006. U.S. Oil Discovery-Largest Reserve in the World: Stansberry Report Online-4/20/2006 Hidden beneath the surface of the Rocky Mountains lies the untapped oil reserve in all the world. It is more than 2 trillion barrels. On August 8, 2005, President Bush mandated it’s extraction. In all these years of high oil prices, none of it has been extracted.
With this mother-load of oil, why are we still fighting about off-shore drilling? They reported this stunning news: We have more oil insides our borders, than all other proven reserves on earth. Here are the official estimates. 8 Times as much as Saudi Arabia, 18 times as much oil as Iraq, 21 times as much oil as Kuwait, 22 times as much oil as Iran, 500 times as much oil as Yemen.
And it’s all right here in the United States.
How can this be? How can we NOT be extracting this?
Because the environmentalists and others have blocked all efforts to help America become independent of foreign oil. Again, we are letting a small group of people dictate our lives and our economy…WHY?
James Bartis, lead researcher with the study says we’ve got more oil in this very compact area than the entire Middle-East, more than 2 trillion barrels untapped. That’s more than all the proven oil reserves of crude oil in the world today, reports the Denver Post.
Pass this along. If you don’t take a little time to do this, then you should stifle yourself the next time you complain about gas prices…by doing nothing, you forfeit your right to complain.
When Obama talked to Berliners about just how great America was and how proud he was to be an American and..
Wait…that’s not what he said. Here is what he DID say.. We have no choice, global citizens…we are to perform MORE..(not sure doing what, he doesn’t say.)
Nobody Reports another “Black” party at the White House, with a few token whites let in for good measure. Joe Biden came dressed to honor his black roots, and the fact that he has shown, much to his credit, no semblance of a negro dialect, is worth mentioning.
I now know why Obama claimed to be black on the last census. If you are black, you can make every month black history month and throw a big party— which is just what the King and Queen of black Presidential history did…they threw another big party for their closest friends and themselves, at the White House, at our expense…of course.
It was a Motown party, with those Motown favorites, like Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, and Sheryl Crowe.
Wait. Uh. Sheryl Crowe?
What kind of Motown party does NOT invite the Queen of Motown, Aretha Franklin? After all, she is not sick anymore, she says. And what is Motown without the OTHER Queen of Motown, Diana Ross? What is a Motown party without, “Stop, In the Name of Love!”
It’s a fake, that’s what it is.
What kind of pull does a black President have if he can’t even get the very heart of Motown to show up? What about the Jackson’s? I’m sure Stevie could have done all Michaels parts, and probably a lot better.
Michelle Obama was looking good in black, the preferred color of the night, and pimping out with gorgeously thick black fake eyelashes, when she was asked, “Who’s Your favorite Motown artist?”
“Stevie Wonder, yes indeed.”
Okay, just how many times has Stevie Wonder been to the White House again? Is it me…or did this same party happen not too long ago? I’m beginning to think he lives there.
Obama called Motown, “the soundtrack of the civil rights era,” and credited Motown’s tight lyrics, catchy melodies and deep soul with helping to “blur the line between music that was considered either black or white.”
Right…Elvis gets no respect from our black President.
Gee…if Motown was an example of civil rights, what in the heck is the rap music of today an example of? Civil destruction?
Imagine 50 years from now, a black President having a party at the White House to celebrate the black music of today? Good thing, most of us will be dead. I’m having a hard time picturing George Washington looking down on 50 Cents, Snoop Dog, and LiL Wayne.
Wait…Obama has another year…. and I do believe Snoop Dog, as we speak..is sleeping in Lincoln’s bed..
This week’s vast imperfections is a toss-up between the teachers of Wisconsin who are protesting the cuts in their pay by skipping school, and the doctors standing on the corners handing out fake excuse forms for them to take back. The scary thing about this, is THESE are your future doctors folks..because doctors like this good man, Dr. David Janda, (see video) are going to retire come 2013.
And these are our teachers. Is it any wonder that our kids are at the bottom?
If a doctor thinks so little of his profession, that he will hand out fake “excuse” cards just to support a cause, that’s the doctor that will take you off life support in a liberal heartbeat minute, because he feels so superior to everyone…and wants to feel good about helping the world get rid of one more expensive old person.
BUT…not all doctors are going to cave in, as we see here. And not all teachers were at the rally.
This good doctor proves that the “death” panels are already set up and ready to go. Computers are already in the offices, Big Brother is already there. I don’t know about you: it’s one thing to get a pay cut, it’s quite another to be refused medical treatment and handed a death sentence.
Maybe Reagan wasn’t just kidding when he said before going on the operation table, “I hope you are all Republicans.” That was pretty smart…just in case…something went wrong.
So who wins the NOBODY’S PERFECT award for the week?
Nobody Wins: The rape and violent beating of Lara Logan, CBS’s Chief Foreign Affairs reporter in Cairo this week, was appalling. Everyone agreed how brave she is…how talented she was…
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Sorry, I’m going to go a bit further. For all her courage, the woman was just downright stupid. The whole point in life, no matter what job you have: is not to get yourself killed.
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I have long blond hair, and every Muslim man that I run into here in my neighborhood gives me a look as if they would like to do to me JUST what happened to her. The hatred oozes, out of them. I give it right back to them, but deep down inside, I feel it’s still my country, so they can just go jump on a camel.
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BUT…I wouldn’t do that in Egypt. Where was HER boss? Really…what WAS she thinking? She could charm them with her good looks? Couldn’t she have sent out a Muslim looking man reporter? Or given updates from the balcony of her hotel like the CNN reporters? Is CBS so hard up for viewers that they have to send out the good-looking blond?
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Since Lara has worked in Afghanistan, surely she knows how Muslim men feel about blonds. But…I guess when you are being protected by the great American soldier…you start to thinking nothing will happen to YOU personally. Evidently, Lara and her crew had been out in the crowd before this incident. and felt safe. But was it nighttime? Daytime?
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You could say she didn’t expect it…but Lara knew that Anderson Cooper had been beaten up…and two of Fox’s male reporters barely got out with their lives. Also, Lara and her crew were arrested by the Egyptian army and some of her crew members were beaten, before this horrible event.
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But— the story of the great uprising of the Egyptian democratic and peaceful demonstrations MUST be presented to the world, so out she went. The more reports on T.V. about the joy and glory of it all, was just too important for the liberals, and she felt it was her job.
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What’s the saddest part of this…is that it’s just another story. If this had happened in our parents generation, a President would have condemned the action of the whole nation…sternly, and with threats. Everyone in the media, kept the story on her bravery…and IGNORED the fact that the Muslims…hate American, Jews, women, (especially blonds) and they are NOT our friends.
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After all, the attack was not one or two…but 200. So they act like it was just a mob rule sort of thing, and had NOTHING to do with the average Muslim.
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Right…and Nancy Pelosi has never done Botox, and hates chocolate covered strawberries.
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Liberalism, laced with the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, almost killed her.
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Obama called her up it is reported …to say what? Sorry, they hate the Jews not Americans? Don’t take it personal? Muslims are good people, as is the fabulous Islamic religion?
The Muslims cried “Jew, Jew” as they beat her. They knew she wasn’t Jewish…they’re just gutless, spineless, despicable snakes.
Nobody Wins when we ignore the facts of Islam. Obama, and his liberal media could get us all killed. And in his next move at the UN…he will stand against Israel.
You know, Bill O’ Reilly ‘s feeling is that we must act respectful of the man in office…out of respect for the Office. This nobody thinks that because we respect the office, this is the time we must stand up for it, and attack Obama at every turn with reality.
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We might not be as lucky as Lara f we don’t start calling out Obama soon.
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She’s still alive thank goodness…and it’s by the grace of God.
Yesterday, Obama flew all the way to Ohio to give his speech on his “budget.” I guess nobody watched it, because TODAY he gave the exact same speech at a press conference at the White House, and EVERYBODY watched it. He could have saved us a few big bucks right there, but…those kids in Ohio needed to feel his concern.
Important state, that Ohio. I wonder why?
I actually listened to his speech…and Nobody Knows that after listening to his budget, this nobody could not tell for the life of me, what the heck he said. (And neither did those school kids) Just when I thought he just couldn’t get enough of himself, he organized a big “I WILL NOW GIVE OUT METALS TO WHOM I THINK MOST WORTHY” party.
As if to say: Well, since I broke my promise about cutting the deficit in half, and because I said wouldn’t kick the ball down the road, and I’m actually launching it to the next seventeen generations..I will show you what I CAN do…bestow Presidential favors.
You must forgive me. Listening to 5 straight hours of Obama talking while I was vacuuming dog hair off the bed, and the floor, and the tables, did not give me a clear understanding of just what he was saying —I keep getting the dog hair and the speech mixed up…but here’s a short summary:
OBAMA: “My budget will keep us by the year, 2021, from spending more money. Then, it will come due. With this budget I will keep us even Steven until that year, in which, all the debt we didn’t pay will all be piled on at once. I am a community organizer and I hate to cut community organizer spending, but I also think we cannot cut heating for the poor. And while this budget does not get all things going…simply because, as you know, in a Democracy we have a much harder time than other countries getting things done (which is not MY fault) because we have many voices to hear…and by the way, I prefer the latter (?) You people must realize we have to be pragmatic. These things take time…look at Egypt…you thought three weeks was a long time? It will take at least a month to get King Tut into the Oval Office.
And as you know, George W. Bush without a shot, took down the Berlin Wall. (?) And Warren Buffet, besides being the richest guy in the World, gives half of his money away, great guy…And look how tall that basketball player is! And the great German Leader Merkel got a medal, but I will have to give it to her myself. And here’s the greatest union organizer of all…the man, the great, Sweeny.
I love to do this folks! Just look what the unions have done for America. So…let’s forget protocol and applaud at this momentous day of budget talks, old X-Presidents who want go up to the Presidential podium (I stopped that) and the reality that I will leave it up to the Republicans to make those old decrepit people work till they are eighty . After they hear how hard they will have to work, they will WANT my health care plan. Understand…it just takes time. “
The rest of the day, everybody and their other buddy were telling us that basically, the President was on crack. (in a metaphorical way..although, until we have drug tests for politicians we don’t know for sure) The average American keeps hearing “trillions” and “billions”, and we’re broke, and etc.. and we each owe $12,000, and maybe we can kick the can, or the horse, or if we get lucky, the IRS agent and Barney Frank from our nursing home in the sky.
I can’t believe I made it through Stan Musial not passing out on the floor of the White House.
Paul Ryan said he “punted.” Frankly, I don’t even think Obama is on the field. He’s somewhere riding his camel to Cairo…all by himself.
Nobody Flashes: Germany just took over the New York Stock Exchange. No wonder Merkel got a medal.
Nobody Flashes: France wants to get rid of the dollar.
Nobody FlashesAGAIN: We are so in debt, that Colorado is taxing bull semen, Nevada is going to tax prostitution, and Texas is going to put $100 surcharge on SUV’s. Which means it would be unadvisable to drive your SUV out of Texas, dragging your bulls behind, to the brothels in Nevada…unless you’re a politician.
So, join me in a more simply explanation about our money problems.
This video is a simple way to explain it all, and you don’t even have to go to Ohio to see it.
When It comes to fashion, nobody beats the class of the American.Here are some famous, and not so famous Americans in their finest fashions. Try to match the picture with the number.
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1. I’m a famous singer who loves to dress up in meat, vegetables, Chinese food, and for desert, a gigantic dead bird. Or make that about 100 dead birds. Peta is just GAGA over me.
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2. I’m a lady who insists on putting a huge target on my chest, that looks like it was made out of a gigantic recycled pinata. My husband does not smoke. The dress is actually a much needed decoy to protect my husband.
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3. I want to get re-elected as the reincarnation of Ron Reagan/John Wayne. BECAUSE everyone now thinks I’m a Muslim, I must prove it to American that I really do like cows, pigs, and fine ten gallon hats from Texas. I do not smoke, and did I mention that I am NOT Muslim?
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4. I have come back in time to meet up with Elton John’s future child. I bought my own water.
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5. I am a nobody, walking in the snows of Middle America, wearing a hat that will disguise me, and hopefully endear me. to the coming immigrants who spend a lot of long lonely hours with various furry animals, in desert mountainous countries.
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If you missed any of these…you are not worthy to even get dressed here, and you need to go directly to the Huffington Post.
So, how are YOU feeling about the millions of Egyptians jumping up and down, and up and down, and up and down, and singing and celebrating? Are you happy for them?
Well sure, who wouldn’t be?
Having said that…it’s NOT so good for us, is it? Frankly, I’m not so sure Mubarak is gone. Putin didn’t exactly disappear did he? And we can’t get rid of ANY of our X-Presidents.
No, now we have even BIGGER trouble, with a Muslim in the White House.
Obama today made it sound like he solved Egyptian’s problems all by himself. Whenever a politician says, “It’s the people who decided.” you better BELIEVE that’s code for.. “Oh yeah…right.”
No matter what you think about the giddiness of a whole nation of men thinking they are going to get a voice and a life, and lots of money…watch this video and remember….what might be coming to the world.
Really, if you have 7 minutes, it’s worth it.
Did you see it? I know.. bummer. (Sorry. It’s the weekend…go have a drink— in fact have one for me too!)
Last week, all of a sudden, France, Germany and England woke up at the exact same time with opps…multiculturalism is not exactly working. Sarkosy said, “If you come to France, you accept to melt into a single community, which is the national community, and if you do not want to accept that, you cannot be welcome in France.”
The leaders of Europe are were watching and imagining just HOW these Muslims in just a few years, could force the Queen out of her Castles, and the rest of the rulers in Europe out of their cushy mansions.
Took them long enough.
This nobody thinks, now that they see the future possibilities, they are getting scared for their own pretty hinnies, so they are finally saying something.
Merkel said efforts towards multiculturalism in Germany had “failed, totally.” And Britain’s Cameron last week pronounced his country’s long-standing policy of multiculturalism a failure.
After you watch this video, you can’t help but think: “What in Sam Hill were they thinking!”
They’ve woken up…but now we have a Muslim for a President, who is just ecstatic, at the takeover. In fact, by many reports, the left, and communists (some of his associates) were behind it.
Which is why, god willing, we need to make sure, the NEXT President, who we already know will be a conservative, has never given planes to Bin Laden’s relatives, or done business in Dubai..or put people on Universal Health Care…
—This little slip of the tongue. Obama is a Muslim, and like all good Muslims in America, he hides his faith. And if you take note…the reporter corrected his little secret instanly, as if it’s a well know fact with many of the media. Remember…look at the ease in which he states the fact.
But, even if you believe his statements that he is a Christian, we have watched his actions haven’t we? When he closed down NASA, he gave them a new order…make sure and help those poor misguided camel riders of Islam..get them up to speed with the United States and most importantly, help their esteem.
And then, remember his statement about how the Muslims have made wonderful contributions to America? They are as much a part of America as the rest of us?
Right…and my name is Osama Bin Liden.
It has been reported, in many various media’s, that the Obama adminstration was talking to the Muslim Brotherhood before these riots, and the liberal media has made an all out effort to tell us…”Oh, they aren’t so bad..really nice guys, come on…they are only twenty percent of the people!”
Obama is no friend to the Jews, and he has made it quite obvious he blames them for Gaza.
While Obama and his favorite parrot, Mr. Gibbs, keep repeating platitudes of freedom and the people will decide, yada yada…this nobody doesn’t buy it.
What a better way to promote his favorite religion than to promote the Brotherhood in Egypt? America has given over $50 billion in the last decade to Mubarack, mostly in military weapons.
Think of what the “Brotherhood” could do with those weapons.
Democracy in the Islamic countries means radical jihadests, Hamas, Hezbollah…and all those really great guys who hate us. George W. Bush found that out. You cannot promote democracy to these people, their religion does not even allow it.
Here’s the question: just how many American companies are in Egypt right now? And Obama is in talks with energy companies as we speak…
With a Muslim in the White House…we can only pray we make it to the next election.
(And no…I won’t take that back. Unlike other people, I happened to still believe my own…ears and eyes. )
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
Nobody’s Perfect: ‘President’ Obama was criticized heavily on all the cable channels last week (and ALSO by Donald Trump) for playing too much golf as Japan’s nuclear reactors were melting down. He came out and pretty much said, we were all heartbroken, and ships were sent to help, but then Obama, stayed quiet and went back to the links.
Nobody Reports another “Black” party at the White House, with a few token whites let in for good measure. Joe Biden came dressed to honor his black roots, and the fact that he has shown, much to his credit, no semblance of a negro dialect, is worth mentioning.
Nobody Wins: The rape and violent beating of Lara Logan, CBS’s Chief Foreign Affairs reporter in Cairo this week, was appalling. Everyone agreed how brave she is…how talented she was…
Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night.
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Joyanna Adams 