Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Fool: Matt Kim’s Response to Biden

Not only was the State of the Union, the only moment in which you will see Joe Biden until the election, but it was a mountain full of BS and lies.

Matt Kim’s response was perfect.

All the democrats made SO much noise shouting “FOUR MORE YEARS” while hooting and clapping Aed at every single word, I wonder just how MUCH those people are making being in Congress all their lives. There are more millionaires around D.C. then anywhere else in the country and we are going to have to DRAG our freedoms, in the words of late great Charleston Heston “Out of their cold dead hands.”

And most of them are so old, we won’t have to drag a thing. As Bob Dylan said in his song “I’ll stand over your grave to make sure that your dead.”

I was literally sick to my stomach watching them all kiss and swoon over each other. The CLUB of the great Biden democratic party.

The Parliment of Whores….(Thank you P.J. O’Rourke)

Even worse, all the Republicans were on their cell phones. They should have been making noise too.

Did any of our elected leaders say much today?

No. Of course not. Just a handfull of conservative talk show hosts, but this guy..this guy, represented the people.

Don’t miss Matt Kim…He wins the Nobody’s Fool Award for the night.

March 8, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

China’s Art Of War VS US Art Of Ignore

Nobody Wonders

While Russia and the upcoming elections bringing everyone to their ‘This is what we tell you to think today.” China’s slow takeover of the United States is being ignored.

China has already made progress here. You see them in all our commercials, movies, and now they are coming over by the millions across the border. They are dividing us, buying our politicians, and using WOKE to take over our whole culture.

Not to mention the thousands dying of drugs pouring over the border made by China.

China is going full force to take over America…and our politicians are silent.

China has delivered the Covid Virus, and now they are going into the next stage. The Belt and Road initiative.

The Unites States needs to be conquered, without a fight.

Google it. And catch up on it…. but I have a real concern here in my own town, which I will do in more detail in another blog because NO one is talking about it but me.

So, while the Muslim children are being taught to kill all Jews, the Chinese Children are bought up on Sun Tzu’s “ART OF WAR”

If you’ve never read it, I’d put it in your library. Anyway….

Here’s a few rock solid lessons from it;

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Sun Tzu 18: All warfare is based on deception.

      NOBODY: Hey, our politicians must have read this book, but our generals have not. How many wars do we keep losing? How many lives do we need to lose before this madness stops?

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Sun Tzu19: Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable: when using our forces, we must seem inactive: when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away: when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

     NOBODY: All our politicians say that they are not concerned about China, and Biden says China basically owns Tiawan. There will be no fight. We will not protect Tiawan with Biden in office.

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Sun Tzu 22. If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

               NOBODY: China pretends to be weak, and our politicians are convinced China is no threat. Do you ever hear anybody talking bout China? Uh…only Glenn Beck. Did you watch Joe Biden’s State of the Union tonight? Could he have BEEN more arrogant?

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Sun Tzu23: If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them.

     NOBODY: Is it the democrats who are dividing the country? Or do both parties work together to divide us? And is China behind it all? Nobody Wonders.

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Sun Tzu: Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence: supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.

NOBODY: When you have a President being paid millions to do their bidding, it’s easy to take us over. Biden has let in the drugs at the border…destroyed our military, and is letting China do just about anything to us.

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Sun Tzu : Therefore the skillful leader subdues the enemy’s troops without any fighting.: he captures their cities without laying siege to them: he overthrow their kingdom without the lengthy operations in the fields.

NOBODY: Tell me, has this not happened? All our cities have been torn apart by riots. China controls the President and many of our top companies who make their products there. Disney now makes movies for China. So does Hollywood.

And the next step?

I don’t think any of us want to know, but you can be sure, our Congress knows exactly the plan, and doesn’t care.

Tonight is Joe Biden’s State of the Union address.

Watch it if you dare. I did, and decided P.J. O’Roarke book, Parliment of Whores decribed the whole debacle I watched tonight…perfectly.

It was a Parliment of Whores, with a whore of China at the top.

And that’s MY Nobody Opinion.

March 7, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Must Honor X’s–Mr. T.

Nobody Wins

On X, I follow a man, (Or woman?) called Mr. T. And tonight, he wrote this piece on corruption. It pretty much describes, with one beautiful paragraph, the whole government apparatus that now controls, not only our country, but many of the countries around the world.

“Corruption is dishonest or fraudulent conduct by those in power, typically involving bribery.” dishonesty, dishonest dealings unscrupulousness, deceit, deception, duplicity, double-dealing, fraud fraudulence, misconduct lawbreaking, crime, criminality, delinquency, wrongdoing, villainy bribery, bribing, subornation venality, graft, extortion, jobbery profiteering, payola, crookedness, shadiness, sleaze, palm-greasing, malfeasance, misfeasance, knavery, malversation, sin, sinfulness, ungodliness, unrighteousness, profanity, impiety, impurity, immorality, depravity, vice, iniquity turpitude, degeneracy, perversion pervertedness, debauchery, dissolution, dissoluteness, decadence, profligacy, wantonness indecency, lasciviousness, lewdness lechery, wickedness, evil, baseness vileness. “The process by which a word or expression is changed from its original state to one regarded as erroneous or debased. the process of decay; putrefaction.–Mr. T.

It seems, sadly, that the state of corruption has been the norm throughout history.

Here’s a few quotes from “The Education of Henry Adams” and what he thought of politics.

HENRY ADAMS:

“Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, had always been the systematic organization of hatred.”

“No professional diplomatists worried about falsehoods. Words were with them forms of expression which varied with individuals, but falsehood was more or less necessary to all.”

“The effect of power and publicity on all men is the aggravation of self, a sort of tumor than ends by killing the victim’s sympathies: a diseased appetite, like a passion for drink or perverted tastes: one can scarcely use expressions too strong to describe the violence of egotism is stimulates.”

“The point set for study as the first condition of political life, was whether any politician could be believed or trusted.”

By the end of his famous book, Henry thought the whole government was so corrupt, it couldn’t be saved. He thought the Constitution was dead.

And not much has changed, has it? All you must do is listen and watch our news. To many, America will be gone by the next election

March 6, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool Award Goes To: Colonal Doug Macgregor

The suggestion has been made that we put the illegals in the military and that way they can ‘earn’ their American citizenship. Millions of men have come across the border, and putting guns into their hands, especially with Democrats in power, is another way to attack the American citizen.

Don’t think they will? Would Biden order the military to shoot on Trump supporters?

I think we all know the answer to that question.

In this link, Tucker Carlson reminds us, that’s how Rome Fell.

https://www.infowars.com/posts/alert-col-macgregor-warns-dems-plan-to-turn-guns-on-us-citizens-once-military-recruits-illegals

Was this planned? Was this the final solution to destroy the West? Rememeber, during Covid the soldiers were made to either take the vaccine or be discharged. Half the Navy Seals quit. Thousands of our finest military men, quit. Top genenals retired. And the attack on white men, who see no reason to go die in another country, is a way to cut the military in half so that they can FILL it with illegals who hate our country.

Don’t miss this man…he’s great. He wins the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.

I’m sure it won’t be the last.

March 5, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

Supreme Court Does the Right Thing? Wow.

Nobody Wonders

How did they do this? I’m surprised, really. Or…maybe there’s a good reason.

Nobody is as happy as I am. But, maybe you noticed that they tried to keep this great news OFF the news so that by afternoon, not many, except a few radio talk show hosts, were talking about it.

So that’s why I’m posting these words from Mar-a-Lago from President Trump. He hasn’t been able to defend himself hardly anywhere, and they replace his speeches with other news as quickly as possible.

Here Trump explains why this was a landmark case. But— I bet it was really hard for them, and they ONLY did it so that future democratic Presidents couldn’t be held up for a crime.

In any case…a good day! We’ll take it.

And watch this…tell me he’s senile in any way. To me, he hasn’t changed a bit.

And that’s what you get if you don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs.

Congratulations President Trump!

March 4, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Tell Her…She’s Pretty. It’s like Money in the Bank.

Nobody’s Opinion

I recently came upon this discussion with Jordan Peterson about how some husbands, out of fear or control, never tell their wives they are pretty. Recently, I fell into a real duldrum. Every night my husband would come home, tired from working and the days stresses, and all he wanted to do was watch movies.

Sometimes hours on end. This was…our life.

This sitting around and doing nothing but being a couch potato basically was hard on me. Low thyroid, no gall bladder, I gained so much weight, I couldn’t fit into my old clothes anymore. I stopped buying clothes. I had two pairs of jeans, that I wore the whole winter.

And then, one day, I fell in love with a man online. It was innocent I thought. He called me beautiful. Now, sure, it might have been BS, but just because some man had noticed me, I instantly lost 20 pounds. I felt young again. I danced again.

I realized that couples, after so many years, can take each other for granted. You have to work to keep excitement going…both parties. After listening to Jordan, I then realized that all the years I had been married to my husband, I was kept in a sort of prison. We sometimes went out to eat. But that was it. And he always acted as if he didn’t care WHAT I looked like, using that as a way to get out of ever saying ‘You look pretty tonight.”

I can write this, because he has never read a post that I have ever written. And I have written at least 600 to 700 words a night for over 24 years. He didn’t care really. He loved his movies.

So…Jordan is right. Couples should keep their sex lives going, but not make it the only thing. Joy of being together, sharing pain, sharing stories, comforting…all the things you do for someone you love.

And support is the most important.

When a woman takes a lot of time to make herself up for you, guys, best to say something. In my life I have found that compliments to the one you love, even small ones like “I LOVE your laugh” ensure that that woman will stay with your forever.

We all want love. We all want to be told that love is forever.

According to Jordan, marriage is the key, becuase then when you get in a fight, you have promised to NEVER leave. To always work things out. If you are not married, you can just leave.

Divorce has given us a nation of really messed up kids. Porn is not good either.

And as Elon Musk says: we need more kids. Marriage is the greatest place to raise them. Single moms, lets fact it, some do a great job, but we do have a generation of fatherless children. And we see the results of that every day.

Anyway, that’s my two sense on the matter.

Will I forgive my husband for making sure no other man stole me away, but never giving me compliments or keeping me in a house watching movies forever?

Yes, I can forgive. But, that man online…he has helped me realize that I can be more…a

And I’ve never even met him.

In the meantime guys, take Jordan’s advice…it needs to be heard.

Tell her you love her. Whenever you can.

March 3, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Reads Isaac Asimov’s Book of Facts

Nobody Reads

Just for fun, I have a book by my desk called Isaac Asimov’s Book of Facts.

Not only was he a famous Science Fiction writer, but he was also intently curious, and his book of facts are really fun!

Here’s a few lines from the chapter called “Misconceptions.”

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Samuel F.B. Morse did not really invent the telegraph. He managed to get all the necessary information for the invention from the American physicist Joseph Henry, and later denied that Henry had helped him. (Henry easily proved the contrary in a court trial) Morse was a good promoter and squeezed $30,000 out of Congress for building the first telegraph line, from Washington to Baltimore, in 1844. He did, however, invent Morse code.

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Lloyds of London, the best-Known association of insurance underwriters, does not write life insurance.

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According to legend, it was the cowboy and the six-gun that won the West. Actually, it was the steel plow, barbed-wire fencing, and the portable windmill that made it possible for pioneers to settle there.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is little scientific evidence that the ages at which parents die have any correlation to the life span of their offspring, according to studies made ad Duke University Center for the Study of Aging and Human Development. (Really?)

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A perpetual-motion machine would violate the laws of thermodynamics. Nobody has succeeded in producing one: nobody ever will. (This Nobody Wonders if it’s still true.)

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And my personal favorite

Benjamin Franklin’s invention of the lighting rod in 1753 was the first practical victory of science over a natural phenomenon. Two years later, when Lisbon, Portugal, was destroyed by an earthquake and tidal wave, some ministers in Boston proclaimed it was a punishment for the sacrilege of using lighting rods to avert the wrath of God.

And now, they blame Global Warming for the mass invasions to the West and America, happening all over the world.

As the famous quote from Obama’s best bud, Rahm Emanuel:‘Never let a crisis go to waste.”

Yeah, I love books, and this one is really fun! Put it in your library if you like odd facts.

March 2, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

How Long Does it Take? Maggots.

Nobody Remembers

I was watching a Supernatural Episode tonight. There was a scene in it that brought back strong memories of when I was a freshman in college. It’s pretty gross, so stop here, if you have ever been really sick with stomach flu.

The story goes that there was a witch’s coven. And they used hex bags to put a curse on this one man who was stepping out on his wife.  He was sitting in his car, and bit into a chicken sandwich, but then gagged, and looked down and there were maggots all over the sandwich.

All of us have been seeing ‘brainwashing’ being used so subtly in all our sitcoms and movies, you MIGHT have noticed a lot more scenes where somebody was throwing up. Puking big time. And it’s when you least expect it.  These scenes and the many “pee” scenes are being pushed onto the public on purpose, but we won’t go into that here.

It was my freshman year in college. Southwest Missouri State. I wanted to major in music, but I couldn’t even play an instrument. Well, I found out at registration, they said I couldn’t because I didn’t play an instrument.

Talk about naïve. I was so upset, so determined to take music courses, that I sat down in the middle of the registration room, and almost started crying. Hell, I might have been crying, I don’t remember. I suffered from depression all my life (not now) so that news was a total shock.

You mean, I CAN’T take music? My whole life disappeared before me.

Then my parents paid for all this for nothing? What else was I going to do with my life? Not to mention I was STILL mad at my best friend in high school who BEGGED me to go to this college so I’d be with her, and…..she ended up not going, costing my parents money they didn’t have.

Gee thanks.

Some man came over, got me off the ground, as fast as he could, and signed me up for Music theory, piano I, and vocal. I was ecstatic.

The piano and vocal lessons were easy, but I knew I needed help in Music theory, because I couldn’t read music. The last time I read music I was in grade school and playing the French Horn.

So, I asked this sweet girl whom I had met, and who was signing up along side me if she would help me in the course. Her name was Sarah. She was blond and looked just like a county bumpkin.

“Of course, I will” she said.

That night, she invited me over to dinner with her and her husband.

She cooked a whole chicken, and I was trying to be polite, so I took a BIG bite, in fact I almost ate the whole leg, before I looked down:

Maggots. Everywhere. All over the leg, ,,,,and I had devoured them.

Her husband did not touch it. And he asked her where she got the chicken.

“Oh, it’s been hanging in the barn for a while” she said.

You can guess what happened. I was renting a room upstairs in an old lady’s house, and the only bathroom was downstairs. I had stuff coming out both ends. The old lady was furious and made me go outside into the back yard, where I sat with a hose to wash off everything that was coming out of me for a good three hours.

I ate a LOT of maggots.

Well, after that, I knew I couldn’t go back to school, so I phoned my mom, told her I’d be driving the 4 hours home, and it was me and a brown paper bag all the way.

Now, here’s how naïve and innocent I was, and still am. Because I would never in my wildest dreams have believed that somebody would do that on purpose, I always thought it was just a mistake.

Only now, do I realize, she was a country girl, and even an 8-year-old would know not to serve a chicken from the barn, or even try to cook It, which means…she did it on purpose.

And by the way, she got an A in music theory, and she never helped me.

I managed to pull off a B all by myself.

When you grow up, sheltered from the storms, from corruption, from evil, you don’t suspect it from others….it’s not a good thing. Really.

And now, most of you were going, “Why didn’t you LOOK at it!”

Because I was too busy looking at her and thanking them both for inviting me. Ever the polite and grateful idiot.

Hopefully, NOBODY that reads this has ever had to bite into a chicken leg full of maggots.

Yep. The education of Joyanna Adams…continues until she dies. Better late than never.

At least it came to me FINALLY.

Thank you Supernatural.

Sarah, might have actually been…a witch…may she be hexed with the memory forever.

March 1, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Knows: Who Will Be Trump’s VP?

Nobody Knows.

I’ve been following the MUSKZONE video’s and here it is said that Elon Musk supported Vivek for President. Clearly, nest to President Trump, Vivek was extreamly popular with Trump supporters and also with the younger generation. While not the genuis engineer of Elon Muck, Vivek hits the mark with just about every subject the conservative is concerned about. Not to mention, he is wicked smart, and a great speaker on his feet, which is something every politician needs. He has a lot of good ideas.

Will Trump pick him as VP? Not sure. But he better well put him in a great cabinet spot. Whatever happens, clearly Vivek will stay in politics.

Who knows? Maybe someday Elon Musk will run for President and Vivek will be his VP.

Okay, I dream. America needs wiser heads, and now that seems to be Elon and Vivek. Men who made their fortunes in America and want to preserve it.

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On another note, I am always on Youtube, and I got a tip from Kim Komando about how you can use the keyboard to flick through some of these long Youtube presentations if you just don’t have the time to watch the whole thing.

If you type any number betweetn 0-9, it will take you into the video. For instance, type 5 into this video, and it will take you halfway. (Where Elon starts.) Likewise if you type 8, it will take you 80 percent of the way.

Type k and it will pause the video

Type J and it will rewind.

Type L, and it will fast forward.

For those of us who did not grow up on computers, (Like me) I thought this was fun. And who has that kind of time anymore? This saves it.

February 29, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Rewriting the History of America from White to Black: Elon and Jordan weigh in.

Nobody Knows

Clearly, since Obama became President, the attack on White people went into full mode. Does Obama really hate white people? Well, he lives among the richest of them, so probably not. But what Obama did best was to make white people the enemy. Michelle did the same.

They played the race card at every chance.

The whites, just put up with it. They just wanted to keep their jobs and enjoy their lives. After all, they didn’t think it would go anywhere.

But it did. Covid wasn’t the only thing that put thousands of people out of a job. Obama looked the other way when the blacks got into robbing the stores. It was a way to destroy America, which Obama was very much part of.

The “hate the white man” propaganda was pumped up all during the Obama administration. Everyone now is all upset about Google making George Washington Black. Well, the musical “Hamilton” started this whole changing history crap. The whole cast was black. And Obama promoted that musical every chance he could get. Hamilton was the man who wanted the National Bank. He was the money guy. It worked for a while but then…here we are. I didn’t see the musical, but at the time I wondered…”All these black and white kids are going to see this play, and think that really, blacks started the country.”

They already say the blacks BUILT Washtington D.C., which is a pretty big lie.

On the first of February, our cable TV turned to featuring all the black channels. Our own saved channels were replaced…it’s BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

And if you watch the millions pouring across the border, at least half are black. Many on the news media are celebrating that soon, the whites will be in the minority.

How is this happening? You can thank Obama, who everyone says, is the real President right now. All his people run Joe Biden, as if, this had been their plan for years. (See the video below.)

So, Nobody Wonders...do they really want a race war?

The whites won’t start it, but it seems the Democrats have been trying to light that fire for years. And if the Democrats run Michelle? You can bet your next rent payment that she will light the fuse.

February 28, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Wonders: Will the Next Election be Stolen?

Nobody Wonders

So many people on the internet and the vast majority of the media, pounded the message over and over and day after day that Trump lost the election, that it took years for the fact that the democrats actually war roomed the “how to steal an election) event (since Hillary lost). The proof that it was stolen, by Zuckerface spending millions, and the many machines that were corrupted, and the extentions of the votes, the late night ballots turning up in trucks…this information was buried deep.

Tucker is right here. The last Preisdential election was rigged, and Pence should have sent some of the votes back to be reexamined, but Pence was always a global place holder as Daddy Bush was for Reagan.

Junuary 6, the people came to Washington, because they KNEW it was stolen.

And even though Trump is killing everyone in the run up to the next Presidential election, you can bet you will see someone replace Biden, (MIchelle probably) and then it will be SOSOOO close that they will call it for Michelle. You can bet that the same corrurption is already being planned.

Nobody Wonders: Do we want another puppet Obama President? Or WWIII?

Tucker is right. They censored so much information before the last election, and the propaganda was so thick the uninformed could only imagine Trump will lose again.

Nikki Haley has already started out with that BS. “Nobody wants Trump or Biden” she keeps repeating.

We must fight back. And Nobody Wonders if this time, if Americans have had enough of corrupt elections. Or will they be silenced and jailed again?

Nobody Wonders, but I expect the worst.

February 27, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool: Elon Musk

Yes, I am facinated with this man. If you have the time to watch (Or watch in spurts) you don’t want to miss the conversations between Elon and Lex, another man who is Nobody’s Fool.

Enjoy!

February 26, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Government Overload:Future- Wall.E?

Nobody’s Opinion

Many, MANY, years ago, I was reading an article in the National Geographic about a small island somewhere in the Pacific, if my memory serves me well. And it was all about how half of the people on this small island, (It was owned by the French) wanted the government to change, but the OTHER half did not. Why? Because the people that ruled that island knew that if most of the people depended on the government for their survival, they would never revolt.

A lesson I bet every person at the WEF knows, but doesn’t want to admit. They are still trying to figure out how to decrease the population first.

Anyway….

That stuck in my head because it was such an obvious fact. Now, here we are, years later, and I see the same thing happening here in America. Sometime, just go to the library. (Before they disappear) There is a reference book with the names of ALL the departments that work for the government. There are thousands. The book is so heavy, you could use it as a stepping stool in the kitchen.

So, when I saw this headline last Friday in the Liberty Daily, it hit home to why there might be no way back from American’s demise; our national debt is 31 trillion and rising.

Uh…Planet Earth: We have a problem….

Unless someone does an Elon Musk solution, comes in and gets rid of all the black holes that our taxes go down, we are doomed for takeover to the highest bidder. (Elon for President.)

 And that’s just here in our country. That doesn’t include the spending we are doing all over the world with our military and humanitarian spending.  

Giving pensions to the Ukrainians? Will there be any Ukrainians left to receive it?

Good question.

Allan J. Feifer, thank goodness, thought to finally write about this problem: (Please click on link…it’s good.)

Our Ever-Growing Government Is Not Sustainable – 🔔 The Liberty Daily

—Progressives have convinced millions that limitless government spending translates into prosperity. They are either unaware or blind to the fact that the government can only take money from the producers and redistribute it to others after taking a hefty slice for themselves. No knowledgeable person would believe otherwise. Government spending is the reverse of a perpetual motion machine; it is more akin to a black hole where money and dreams to die.

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I live not far from Ferguson, MO. When the Ferguson riots were being blasted all over the world, you would have thought that the whole city was full of poor black people who just couldn’t take it anymore. I live near there, and I’m here to tell you that the black people in the northern suburbs of St. Louis are doing quite well. You see, most of them work for the government or in the school systems, or in the medical field. The average wage for a government worker is $146.000. All the streets are filled with blacks driving $60,000 SUV’s and huge Trucks. The poor white retirees are still driving their old cars.

The redistribution of wealth from the whites to the blacks has been going on for decades—they don’t show you the rich blacks, and there are plenty of them.

Now, the illegals are coming and that’s where the money will be going. The Blacks know this, and they don’t like it one bit.

They might have great jobs, but their neighborhoods are being destroyed by the youths who have been told since Obama: They deserve to steal. And boy did they steal. There are almost no stores left in North County. Wall Mart, Cosco, and the Dollar Store. That’s it.

In other words, the welfare system in the United States had bought the democrats votes, but it has also destroyed much of the country. And the elites know, if they give illegals welfare, everyone will depend on the government for survival.

 God help us when…they run out of money, because you destroyed the very middle class that was keeping you afloat.

Nobody Wonders if that isn’t the plan. Overwhelm the system and take over. Obama was raised on Sal Alinksy’s methods, and if Michelle runs for President, it will continue until we really do become a third world country.  

I also wonder if America will survive? Or will high tech replace all jobs and people will just depend on the government for everything? And then what?

Will all mankind live a cartoon existence, like predicted in Wall.E?

Is this our real future?

Mmmmmm…….yeah…Elon? Uh…are you too busy?

February 25, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Before Eve there was: Eurynome

Nobody Reads

Every religion in the world has a creation story, and the Greeks had one that I thought was interesting.

From the Greek Myths

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In the beginning, Eurynome, the Goddess of All Things, rose naked from Chaos, but found nothing substantial for her feet to rest upon.

NOBODY: That’s me in the morning. Chaos. Where’s the floor?

And therefore divided the sea from the sky, dancing lonely upon its waves.

NOBODY: I divide the blankets from my feet. I look out the window. The sea and the sky are there., Eurynome already took care of it.

She danced towards the south, and the wind set in motion behind her seemed something new a part with which to begin a work of creation.

NOBODY: I find the bathroom. I will refrain from taking about my new ‘part.’

Wheeling about, she caught hold of this North Wind, rubbed it between her hands, and behold! The great serpent Ophion.

NOBODY: —‘rubbed the North Wind between her hands? A SERPENT? Ha ha…a serpent in my bed?

Eurynome danced to warm herself, wildly and more wildly, until Ophion, grown lustful, coiled about those divine limbs, and was moved to couple with her.

NOBODY: I like how the Greeks used snakes as a metaphor for …well, it was a lustful snake! Couple is a nice word don’t you think?

Now, the North Wind, who is also called Boreas, fertilizes: which is why mares often turn their hind-quarters to the wind and breed foals without aid of a stallion.

NOBODY: All the horse needed was a bit of wind up their ass. I can just imagine the young Greek teenagers telling dad “It was WIND!” I was just walking!

So, Eurynome was likewise got with child.

NOBODY: This happens STILL all over the world. Wake up to the snake and you might get with child. But according to Elon Musk, NOT ENOUGH OF THIS WIND IS HAPPENING! Get windy guys.

Next, she assumed the form of a dove, brooding on the waves and, in due process of time, laid the Universal Egg.

NOBODY: I think I’ll stop here. Out of that egg, Ophion the snake coiled around the egg, and out came all things that existed the children: sun, moon, Planets, stars the earth with its mountains and rivers, its trees, herbes and living creature.

In the end they made their home on Mount Olympus, and HE claimed to be the author of the universe which really pissed her off, so she kicked his head with her heel, and banish him to the dark caves below the earth.

Nobody: Let that be a lesson to all you guys: the first creator of the universe was a woman, who got mad because her serpent got her pregnant and then told everybody HE created everything.

Don’t get the woman pissed off.

I can’t help but wonder if God, by making Eve eating the apple of wisdom under the tree, made the WOMAN the villain because the man didn’t touch it. BUT the serpent was there…and we can imagine what else Eve did with that serpent…it got them kicked out of the garden.

That’s what I get for reading Greek literature.

Soft porn. Haha…sorry.

And the poor lowly snake gets blamed every single time.

February 24, 2024 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment