Joyanna Adams

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Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Nobody Flashes:

An American Classic. I don’t know about you…but the mood is coming…it’s hitting me…can’t help myself…

Tell George W. —I’m going to shop.

Enjoy!

 

December 21, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, music | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes “Burn It to the Ground” X-Mas Lights

Nobody Wonders—

What the name of this video is: I think it was called “Burn it to the Ground” but it was right next to, “The Best Way to Annoy Your neighbors!” so…take your pick.

Whatever. I thought it was fun. I’d be rocking in front of his house, with a bottle of something, and lots of candy, and my new funky hat.

Just about this time next week, we will all want to throw darts at Bing Crosby, and his “White Christmas.” because sometimes you can get too much of one thing.

Just thought I’d post something a bit different.

ENJOY!

 

 

December 15, 2011 Posted by | humor, music | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Gene Simmons VS Madonna

Nobody’s Perfect

Gene Simmons got in trouble for calling Madonna a karaoke singer last week.

Well, good for him.

The whole interview that Gene Simmons did on the sidewalk was better than this clip, (I couldn’t find it) but I have to agree with Gene on this one.  They say here that Madonna is bigger than KISS right now, but I beg to differ. Madonna was replaced long ago with Mariah, and Beyoncé, and Lady Gaga…I don’t know what these people are smoking but maybe they actually think THIS Madonna is somebody else, She has had so much plastic surgery she doesn’t even look like herself. In fact, I’m trying to figure out just what they stuffed in her whole lower jaw to make it stick out. Blubber? Glue? Foam rubber?

Not that it’s a BAD thing…in her case.

Anyway, having had to perform LIVE for years as a drummer/singer/keyboradest..I agree with Gene. Live music is better. It’s just that now, when the singers are DANCING so much, they can’t possibly keep up the singing and still not miss a note. So they sing along to a tape, and then the sound man ups their mike when they are talking so you THINK they are actually singing live, when they are not. Just about every act you see today, is singing or mouthing along with the tape.

Years ago, I saw the Rolling Stones in concert, and I was shocked when Keith Richards fell down off the stage, and Mick stopped singing to go pick him up…and low and behold, the music kept going. Mick’s voice was still there, and Keith’s guitar solo went on, even though his guitar was down in the orchestra pit.

What was really funny, is that everyone in the audience was so stoned, nobody noticed that they weren’t really playing OR singing but me–which is why the Stones can play on until they are over 100.

I don’t think Paul McCartney does it, because remember, the Beatles played live every night for 8 years in Hamburg before they started making it big in England. Also, Paul doesn’t dance. And Gene Simmons idolizes the Beatles and he wouldn’t if they played to tapes.

The amazing thing is that Gene could have gone further and told us all about all the rest of the groups that do it…but he didn’t.

Will Madonna do her same old act at the Superbowl? Let’s hope not.

So on New Years’s Eve when you’re watching your favorite singer … If it sounds too perfect…he’s singing along with himself. (or herself) It really is karaoke. He can’t miss!

Not that it will matter, but real musicians are thanking Gene for bringing it up.

By the way, Gene had plastic surgery, and STILL looks like, Gene Simmons, and I’m not sure just what that means.

December 12, 2011 Posted by | Entertainers | , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Gets Email: Changes ARE Coming!

Nobody Gets Email

This was another favorite this week, I have no idea who the author is, but it was probably taken from somewhere, and now it is going around the world.

This Nobody still pays bills by check, and I dread the day that all transaction will be online, when banks will just reach into your accounts and take what they want. And bartering will be the new ‘money,” because “cash” will be gone.

And that’s a whole nother’ blog…

(Thanks to Pattie)

*****

There is nothing political about this email. It simply points out very probable changes that are in our future.

CHANGES ARE COMING —-

Whether these changes are good or bad depends in part on how we adapt to them. But, ready or not, here they come.

1. The Post Office. Get ready to imagine a world without the post office. They are so deeply in financial trouble that there is probably no way to sustain it long term. Email, Fed Ex, and UPS have just about wiped out the minimum revenue needed to keep the post office alive. Most of your mail every day is junk mail and bills.

2. The Check. Britain is already laying the groundwork to do away with checks by 2018. It costs the financial system billions of dollars a year to process checks. Plastic cards and online transactions will lead to the eventual demise of the check. This plays right into the death of the post office. If you never paid your bills by mail and never received them by mail, the post office would absolutely go out of business.

3. The Newspaper. The younger generation simply doesn’t read the newspaper. They certainly don’t subscribe to a daily delivered print edition. That may go the way of the milkman and the laundry man. As for reading the paper online, get ready to pay for it. The rise in mobile Internet devices and e-readers has caused all the newspaper and magazine publishers to form an alliance. They have met with Apple, Amazon, and the major cell phone companies to develop a model for paid subscription services.

4. The Book. You say you will never give up the physical book that you hold in your hand and turn the literal pages. I said the same thing about downloading music from iTunes. I wanted my hard copy CD. But I quickly changed my mind when I discovered that I could get albums for half the price without ever leaving home to get the latest music. The same thing will happen with books. You can browse a bookstore online and even read a preview chapter before you buy. And the price is less than half that of a real book. And think of the convenience! Once you start flicking your fingers on the screen instead of the book, you find that you are lost in the story, can’t wait to see what happens next, and you forget that you’re holding a gadget instead of a book. (Nobody reminds you that they will also be able to control what you can get easier.)

5. The Land Line Telephone. Unless you have a large family and make a lot of local calls, you don’t need it anymore. Most people keep it simply because they’ve always had it. But you are paying double charges for that extra service. All the cell phone companies will let you call customers using the same cell provider for no charge against your minutes.

 6. Music.This is one of the saddest parts of the change story. The music industry is dying a slow death. Not just because of illegal downloading. It’s the lack of innovative new music being given a chance to get to the people who would like to hear it. Greed and corruption is the problem. The record labels and the radio conglomerates are simply self-destructing. Over 40% of the music purchased today is “catalog items,” meaning traditional music that the public is familiar with. Older established artists. This is also true on the live concert circuit. To explore this fascinating and disturbing topic further, check out the book, “Appetite for Self-Destruction” by Steve Knopper, and the video documentary, “Before the Music Dies.”

7. Television. Revenues to the networks are down dramatically. Not just because of the economy. People are watching TV and movies streamed from their computers. And they’re playing games and doing lots of other things that take up the time that used to be spent watching TV. Prime time shows have degenerated down to lower than the lowest common denominator. Cable rates are skyrocketing and commercials run about every 4 minutes and 30 seconds. I say good riddance to most of it. It’s time for the cable companies to be put out of our misery. Let the people choose what they want to watch online and through Netflix.

8. The “Things” That You Own. Many of the very possessions that we used to own are still in our lives, but we may not actually own them in the future. They may simply reside in “the cloud.” Today your computer has a hard drive and you store your pictures, music, movies, and documents. Your software is on a CD or DVD, and you can always re-install it if need be. But all of that is changing. Apple, Microsoft, and Google are all finishing up their latest “cloud services.” That means that when you turn on a computer, the Internet will be built into the operating system. So, Windows, Google, and the Mac OS will be tied straight into the Internet. If you click an icon, it will open something in the Internet cloud. If you save something, it will be saved to the cloud. And you may pay a monthly subscription fee to the cloud provider.  In this virtual world, you can access your music or your books, or your whatever from any laptop or handheld device. That’s the good news. But, will you actually own any of this “stuff” or will it all be able to disappear at any moment in a big “Poof?” Will most of the things in our lives be disposable and whimsical? It makes you want to run to the closet and pull out that photo album, grab a book from the shelf, or open up a CD case and pull out the insert.

9. Privacy. If there ever was a concept that we can look back on nostalgically, it would be privacy. That’s gone. It’s been gone for a long time anyway. There are cameras on the street, in most of the buildings, and even built into your computer and cell phone. But you can be sure that 24/7, “They” know who you are and where you are, right down to the GPS coordinates, and the Google Street View. If you buy something, your habit is put into a zillion profiles, and your ads will change to reflect those habits. And “They” will try to get you to buy something else. Again and again.

All we will have that can’t be changed are Memories.

November 26, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, conspiracy | , , , , | 3 Comments

Do Not Pass Go…Do Not Watch ESPN Football…

Nobody Wins—-

when a President of the United States starts attacking our fine home-grown musicians. It seems Obama could not let well enough alone…Gibson guitar was just the start.

Now, since Hank Williams Jr. made a funny comment comparing President Obama playing golf with Speaker Beohner to Hitler playing with Netenyahu, the liberals couldn’t take it. Hank lost his contract to ESPN.

The message? You do not criticize the President in the United States of America without repercussions. At least the one named Obama.

Hank went and walked out and took all his rowdy friends with him, and that included this nobody.

I suppose the next theme song will be “Isn’t HE LOVELY..Isn’t he wonderful? Life is O000baaaaamaaaaaa…We just need four year mor’…” by Stevie Wonder.

Where’s “the bear” when you need him?

I’m hanging out at Hank’s house…with his daddy’s gun. ESPN can get Paul McCartney to sing “Live and Let Die” for all I care. I won’t be watching.

October 6, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, music, Obama | , , , | Leave a comment

Starbucks: The New Fannie and Freddie On Cappachino

Nobody Knows

—that I watched the movie, the “Little Fockers” last night, and did not laugh once. But, I made up for it after I watched Mr. Christopher Christwell sing his song on YouTube about having to serve people at Starbucks.

I’m not even looking at it, and I’m still laughing.

Frankly, I think they paid this guy to do this, because Chris is not near as insulting to me, as the fact that Starbucks is asking it’s customers to ‘donate’ five dollars to put into a “loan” fund to give out to poor people who cannot get loans for houses anymore because Fannie and Freddie broke the world, and got caught.

When I first read it, I thought: Oh…how nice..the man that helped break Americans with overpriced coffee has decided to help out the people, the small business man, who cannot get a loan from any of the banks that got big bailout money. They were SUPPOSE to give it to the struggling American, but…they gave it to the big foreign banks.

Chris would say: they gave it to the rich fat lady wanting more whipped cream in her frapachino mocha.

This from Prison Plant–

The group running the scheme is funded by the very same big banks who received trillions in bailout funds that are still deliberately withholding loans from struggling Americans in order to make money
off the interest on deposits held with the Federal Reserve. What the corporate press is loath to report is the fact that the OFN, while posing as a philanthropic financial refuge for poor Americans, is little more than a Wall Street front organization. It is bankrolled by the likes of Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, HSBC, Deutsche Bank, JP Morgan Chase, Wells Fargo, and Morgan Stanley.

Starbucks also once offered free coffee to those who offered to pledge their allegiance to Obama’s creepy ‘national civilian security force’  proposal back in January 2009. And if my memory serves me well, it was Bill Clinton who lobbied (and won) high-playing wages for the coffee pickers in Columbia, who pick the coffee beans for Starbucks. Some of those guys, make more money than a Starbucks manager, and it’s also one of the reasons that Starbucks coffee is so high.

But I digress. I don’t drink coffee. The democrats are going to get the “people’s money any way they can.” Even if they have to pretend it’s for charity.

Fannie Starbucks.

Chris put into words, what every single “service” worker in the United States feels when they get home from work every single day. People can be downright rude.

And Nobody Knows it better: America is a “service” economy, and I’m glad they fired Christopher. Now he can go on to better things.

Like, maybe writing scripts for Ben Stiller.

 

 

October 4, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, Clintons, democrats, economy, humor, music | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Some People Can Sing: Some People Just Can’t

Nobody Gets Email

If you have ever tried to sing, (and I somehow used to make a living at it) you will appreciate the fine talent that all three of these kids have. Their harmonies remind me of the Lennon Sisters who use to sing on Lawrence Welk many years ago…

Of COURSE I wasn’t born yet! What…did you think I was THAT old! Are you kidding? Me?

Hey, if you remember “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction” by the Stones, you would do well to look in the mirror.

Somewhere some parents can be very proud.

(Thanks to JR)

October 1, 2011 Posted by | Just life, Life | | 2 Comments

Ray Stevens Gives Clues to Obama’s Speech…

Nobody Knows …

Why I like this guy, but I do. “President” Obama is going to give his speech on the “budget” and “jobs” but Ray Stevens sums it up for you…you won’t even have to listen to it.

I’ve had one of those days…you know the kind, you’re on schedule and then…someone calls you from the past, and you spend two hours catching up, and then admits a high school crush on your best friend, who just lost a husband, and so you call HER up, and before you know it..you tell her, and the world is spinning with possibilities and laughter and…then all of a sudden, you find out the world of politics is exactly the same as it was yesterday, and that essay on the stupidity of some Muslim women that was in your head seems to evade you,..along with he fact that men cannot throw their  7- year- olds off a boat anymore without some slack.

The MOST important headline of the day was Obama making up his mind when to give his new budget/jobs speech, without upsetting half the country.

I’m going out on a limb and predict that tomorrow…Obama will play golf.

(Thanks to Pattie)

September 1, 2011 Posted by | democrats, economy | , , , , | 1 Comment