Gene Simmons Predicts Presidency
Nobody Cares
Gene Simmons declares that Rick Perry is going to be our next President. How does he know that?
“I voted for President Bush. I voted for President Clinton. I voted for President Obama…”
In other words, maybe we should blame Gene Simmons for the mess we are in! If he is right, and Rick Perry gets elected, we will continue on the same old, same old road to globalization. But Gene Simmons and Glenn Beck will be happy.
Yes, Glenn loves Texas so much, he is moving there. The schools are crummy, but hey, his daughters will never get a certain sexual virus due to the fact that Perry signed an executive order that all Texas girls must have a certain vaccine or else.
Frankly, that stinks of a dictator. It should be up to the parents. NOT the governor. What kind of mandates will come down from him when he becomes President?
The “We the people” candidates are being hammered. Michelle made one little mistake, she got Elvis’ birthday mixed up with his death day.
You don’t do that in America and get by with it. What a shame.
And personally—I think he is already picked, because…why? Because the Bushes have already come out against him. He is so much like Bush it’s scary: Texas governor, gets along really well with Muslims, and helped make the Texas/Mexican/ Superhighway happen. Knows how to fly a plane. BUT..he says he is different because he believes in small government.
He has to distanced himself from them or he will never win. And since they are all for the “party” it’s no surprise that Rove is already attacking him. Rove KNOWS it will only work in his favor.
Then again: Obama said all it takes is “one lone” attack on the United States, and well, he will rocket back into a second term. Look what the Oklahoma bombing did for Clinton, and 9/11 did for Bush.
This nobody thinks, no matter how wonderful it was that “Obama” got bin Laden, it was cancelled out by the stupid mistake of putting all those Navy Seals in the clumsy helicopter, it’s as if they were handed to our enemy on a silver platter.
And maybe, they were.
Today I was listening to Rush Limbaugh, when a man who had fled Cuba during the missile crisis called in and warned Rush that Obama was a communist and we’d better get rid of him soon. He remembered Castro all too well, and compared Obama to him.
And that’s the sad part. Cuba will never recover from Castro, and someday, we might be saying the same thing.
It’s won’t matter who is elected, because thee is still time for him to cause more damage….and the question should be to all the candidates: .Will YOU undo what he has done?
We must ask them all that, and make them promise.
As for Gene Simmons. He’s a smart guy. He’s going to go with whomever makes him money. And what I really want like to know is: Did Gene Simmons vote for Ronald Reagan?
If he did, then I forgive him.
The Orphic Republican Debate
Nobody Wins:
So, who won tonight’s Republican Presidential primary debate? According to all polls, Mitt Romney.
Really? Not to this Nobody. Mitt Romney is about as trustworthy as a rapper on a hot night in Philly. He represents the big multinational companies. How can you trust a man who passed the first Obamacare in his state, and then says if he is elected he is going to repeal it? Whenever he talks I want to put a big bandage on his head.
Uh…so he was dumb two year ago? Suddenly we have a brain surge? What will he say two years from now?
You can’t trust him.
He says: he is the businessman, that’s what makes him special. Well, so is Herman Cain. Herman says that America should learn to take a joke. Pizza is NOT made in Iran.
Herman is very likable, but so is Bambi.
Nobody thinks Donald Trump’s experience as a businessman trumps both these guys, because he just has more experience overseas. But, that’s just my Nobody’s Opinion. Trump and Palin are playing the smart card along with Rick Perry and staying out till later. Soooooooooooooooooo, the desperate Americans will wait for more American Republican Idol debates. Great. They really ought to put Alex Baldwin in between them all just to liven it up.
Besides the fact that Jon Huntsman feels our pain, the most memorable thing about the whole debate was the fight between Michelle and Tim. I thought Michelle handled it well, and it might have to do with the fact that I saw Hillary again today on T.V.
Hillary has been around since the Civil War. Every time I see her I think of Sherman. Do we HAVE to keep seeing her on our TV? It’s like a bug crawling across the screen, she drives me crazy.
Go away!
I’m in a real sexist mood today since Gloria the Stein-ham came out talking her usual trash about any woman that is not her. Why can’t the good lord do us a favor and put both Gloria and Hillary on the next test flight over the ocean? It’s a big place the ocean.
Go on Gloria…be brave.. like Amelia.
The last woman politician this Nobody liked was Margaret Thatcher. And then, there was that old lady in Canada, who plays hockey…the mayor. She should be our President.
Where was Gloria when Michelle was attacked? Pawlenty had a real macho thing going on tonight, which makes you wonder if he isn’t running just to get her out of the picture. After all, next to Ron Paul, she is the tea party candidate.
“She’s got a record of misstating and making false statements,” Pawlenty said.
Come on: show me a politician who has NOT misstated or made false statements and I’ll show you how to win a game of chess in one move.
And speaking of Ron Paul, he got the most applause, because he’s the most honest. Did you notice they didn’t let him talk much?
Maybe we should try some normal people, like Dave Barry. What about him? He runs every year. (If you don’t know who Dave Barry is, then I suggest more alchohol.)
The nation could use man with a sense of humor. At least he would tell us jokes in his press conferences while we all slide into oblivion. The reasoning for this is that the band kept playing on the Titanic.
We must strive to be noble in our descent, don’t you think?
I’m just saying.
And then there was Newt, who was sharp…but he’s just like Romney. What they say, and what they will do..are always opposite most of the time.
Besides the usual, “I will save the Jews, the economy, the problem on the border, the schools, the country, Cher’s naval, and the nukes in Iran.” stuff that they always say, it was not very informative.
Besides— the problems we are facing are so big, that the most any of them can do is…very little. Trying to solve our deficit would be like putting a dog leash on a blue whale.
But…according to everyone..Romney won, and I admit, I didn’t really listen to it very carefully, because I just want to sleep when I hear the man talk.
You know, if Winston Churchill had been in the debate tonight, the news from everyone would STILL have been: Mitt Romney won.
Does it really matter?
Nobody Says…not today.
Uh…Excuse Me Mr. McCain: Weren’t You IN Mordor?
Nobody Wins
–when you have a liberal-globalist disguised as a Republican putting down the new freshmen in the House and calling them “hobbits.”
I like to remind you John, the hobbits saved Middle Earth. What have you done lately?
Oh..insult us? Well John…this hobbit thinks you spent too many years being tortured by communists and are suffering from the Stockholm Syndrome. I know I’m supposed to be impressed that your plane was shot down and you were captured, but that in itself does not make you a hero. You don’t even hold a candle to the many brave men and women who are serving right now.
John McCain is the perfect example of the career politician who works for the “global” government. You know, that secret cabal who seem to be able to make career politicians stick around till they die? Giving them Senate seats in places they have never lived…(like Hillary moving to New York) just to keep the people’s representatives from ever gaining power.
It’s bad enough that we have to fight the Democrats, now, the Rhino’s are just as dangerous. Pelosi said this morning,
“What we’re trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget. We’re trying to save life on this planet as we know it today”
Nancy saving life on this planet? The only way she could do that would be to leave.
How DARE John McCain make fun of the American people.
Many of us hope that the “hobbits” would hold back Mordor, because John McCain has spent a little too much time there. The guy really is starting to look like Gollumn.
As bad as Obama is, this Nobody Thinks we wouldn’t be in any better shape if McCain had won.
The Rhino leaders in the House played a short movie clip to rally the “tea party” people. Ben Affleck come into the scene and says:
“I need your help. I can’t tell you what it is, and you can never ask me, but we are going to hurt some people.’
HUH? You can’t TELL us, and we can never ASK you why? You really ARE dictators!
Don’t tell that to a real American and expect his support.
Obama will just come in and “save” the day by being the dictator that he is and “raise” the limit, if this all keep going, because if they pass anything, it will mean almost nothing.
And then this Christmas, we will all have thousands of extra dollars to spend, according to the White House.
Wait…we won’t?
Well, if we don’t, I blame John McCain….a REAL creep show if there ever was one.
Sorry..it’s the Sam in me coming out.
The guy is just….creepy.
Harry Reid–Go Smell the Garbage
Nobody Reports:
“We have the latest report on the debt talks.” said the commentator. And up to the microphone came Harry Reid, who proclaimed, that there was no deal in the debt talks yet because the Tea Party was holding hostage to the American people.
Uh….say again Harry?
Basically saying, all the people in the Tea Party, (probably by all accounts, at least half of the population) were not American. It was one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.
Tonight I searched the net for the video, but it’s gone. Even Fox didn’t have it. I’m sure they all agreed Harry is getting senile and a quote like that, if played relentlessly, would sink the Democrats, it was just that idiotic.
Harry HATES the Tea Party. In other words, he hates the Americans who want our country back.
“Their agenda is an extreme agenda. I don’t agree with their ideas on social policy. But in our democracy, those ideas, however radical, deserve a debate if they want one.”
Yes, family, God, small government…freedom..that agenda is now… radical.
“But now the Tea Party is trying to sneak through its extreme social agenda – issues that have nothing to do with funding the government. They are willing to throw women under the bus, even if it means they’ll shut down the government.”
You know who else hates the Tea Party? The “liberal blacks.” If you got some time, just go to YouTube, search “exterminate white people” and check out all the blacks suggesting all white people be exterminated.
Now, try to find one “Tea Party” person who has said, “Let’s exterminate all the blacks.” Oh you can’t? Well, just imagine any white person posting a video like that on Youtube..and then imagine him getting arrested for a hate crime, because that’s exactly what would happen. But, the blacks get by with it.
Harry Reid thinks the Tea Party will disappear. They are “radicals.” Well Harry, the Tea Party is only going to get bigger. And even blacks are starting to join. Hope you have a good retirement home ready. The Tea Party people won’t begrudge your lack of class, we will even throw in a copy of the Constitution for you to pass the time.
Sam Adams…would be proud of this day. Harry Reid, by disowning the REAL Americans, who he considers garbage, are starting to pile up on his front door, and I hope the smell of true American spirits stinks him right out-of-town.
Go home Harry…..and smell the garbage.
Ron Paul—Are You Stoned?
Nobody Wins
The news today is: Presidential candidate Ron Paul, and Barney Frank, are going to introduce a bill to legalize marijuana. That’s like James Madison getting together with the Marquis de Sade to legalized porn in the 16th century.
The bill to be introduced by Frank and Paul would allow states to “legalize, regulate, tax and control marijuana without federal interference.” Last year, California voters rejected Proposition 19, which would have allowed marijuana to be sold for recreational use. Voters in Colorado and Washington state could vote on the issue this year.
Now, ask yourself: If there is one state that has been stoned since the sixties: it’s California. They should know firsthand how many kids are still surfing at 40, because of the daily joint.
Okay, granted—African Black, Acapulco Gold, Bambalacha, Manhattan Silver, Queen Anne’s Lace, Panama Gold, and my personal favorite: Creeperbud…by whatever name you call it, it’s been around a long time. You can get it anywhere. School grounds are filled with “hookups.” And you have to wonder, is this exactly a wise idea? Sure…we have drug wars going on, but do we really need MORE stoned people hanging out on the corner? I suggest a few Cheech and Chong movies to help you decide.
Nobody can see just see Obama going down to Columbia and saying, “I’m here to buy your Columbian Gold! The United States is ready to be a willing customer…we will help your economy! ”
Do we really think that our founders would be all in favor of people texting and smoking while driving at the same time? And do you really think smoking Puna Butter is going to benefit the already half-dazed people, into getting ready to what’s coming ahead?
That’s it. A sedated and calm people is a dictator’s dream. Right now, too many people are upset about the flooding Obama is doing…destroying whole communities, and for what again? Too bad they are not stoned…
Or…maybe they are. Nobody is complaining. At least, not on my TV.
Their argument is that alcohol has killed many people, marijuana, none. All those poor people dying below the border has to stop. And that’s just it. George Soros is making it one of his life’s goals to get everyone smoking Congo Hash. He has an agenda to pass, and the less people that care about it, the better.
Come on…people don’t care about ANYTHING when their stoned except…eating. Ask my neighbor’s son…he’s been stoned since high school, got kicked out of the army because he was stoned, and now, I can go outside and see him walking around in front of his parent’s home, smoking, because he still lives there…at thirty. Brain damage started around nineteen.
I can’t wait to see him at sixty.
We are just getting people off of lung cancer, from cigarettes. Does Ron Paul really want to kill a whole other generation with a nicotine content ten times the amount of a cigarette? What? Is the AARP behind this?
Will they put Homer Simpson on the label?
Obama will say: “Let grandma put up a toke and go in peace. Those pain medication are just getting too expensive, it will be cost effective. It will take down the deficit. And try some of my Obamamama Gold. I give it to Michelle and she eats TEN burritos—“I can’t stop her!”
Many people love Ron Paul, but you have to wonder…where’s his common sense? You don’t let a kid run out in the street because you want to give him the libertarian freedom, do you?
Ron Paul…are you stoned?
Sarah Palin Catches Revealing Obama Email
Bill Maher, Fifth Grader
Nobody’s Opinion
Bill Maher, thinks America is stupid. What can we say to him?
1. It takes one to know one. 2. You may be right, we may be crazy, you’re proof. 3. You may be right because you think Obama is bright and so do too many others. 4. Your poor mother…can we send her something?
The one thing you can say about Bill Maher, is: that arrogant, I’m a genius, I’m clever, and everyone else on the planet is stupid is NOT an act. I think, it’s the real deal. And how sad it is, that he doesn’t even know that WE all know he needs a laugh track, because the only thing he says that is funny is…well, I can’t remember ever laughing at him. And he’s ugly to boot. You could land a small plane on his nose.
He hates Sarah Palin, and I think Sarah ought to take him on. Warm up on him, challenge him to a conversation about anything. Or Allen West. In a way, I feel sorry for the guy. If he ever walked into a bar in Texas, he might not walk out, along with another fellow we’ve all come to know…
Nobody’s Perfect: Weiner. I need say no more. The wiener word has been brought back into the America vocabulary. What was once a noun spouted by high school boys approaching puberty, is being pronounced by the most elite journalists in the land. Bill Maher, the biggest weiner on TV, thanks you.
And speaking of wieners…
Nobody’s Fool: The Rock star Bono is getting a much needed complaint from his fans. The next time he performs in concert, there will be protestors who are pretty mad about this rich guy wanting to spend taxpayers money to help the poor, but is moving his own band and his publishing business out of Ireland so as not having to pay the taxes. Oh, did you know his band is the richest in the world? I have NO idea why. Frankly, I wish he’d take Bill Maher with him. It’s another case of the rich don’t have to play by the same rules.
Nobody Cares: How many of us care that they want to outlaw Horse-drawn carriages in New York? Hey…ME! They say the whole romantic “take a ride through the park” is outdated. It’s just not as modern as hiring a man to “run” you on a rickshaw through the streets. No doubt the rickshaw guys are union. Given the choice, would you take the rickshaw or the carriage ride? Would you rather be with a horse in front of you, or a man if someone tried to rob you? I’m just saying..
And speaking of New York…
Nobody Knows what Sarah Palin and Donald Trump talked about during their Pizza session in the big city. She came away with good things to say about him, and he said he might get back in the race. If you remember, I suggested a Trump/Palin ticket, or Palin/Trump ticket, and it sounds like Sarah is realizing that the Republicans Party won’t have either of them. (Took her long enough to figure that out.) We might be looking at an independent ticket here because, we all know that ..
Nobody Wins if Mitt Romney is elected. He will keep Obamacare, and he will pass the carbon taxes.
“I believe the world is getting warmer, and I believe that humans have contributed to that. It’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may be significant contributors.”
In fact he will do all that he is told to continue the one party globalization plans going. And speaking of globalization..
Nobody Remembers The First Charter of Virginia. Yes, King James of England said, in 1606, I’ll give anyone who want to go to America, the money, and also give you all the land:
For the space of 50 English miles all along the said coasts of Virginian and America toward the east and northeast or toward the north as the coast lies, together with all the islands within 100 miles, directly over against the said seacoast: and also all the lands, woods, soils, grounds, havens, ports, rivers, mines, minerals, marshes, waters, fishings, commodities and hereditaments, whatsoever from the same 50 miles every way on the seacoast…etc..
Uh…what a guy! I’d LOVE for someone to give me a river!
Well you get the jest. All they had to do was send him 15% of all the gold, silver, and copper they mined. That was a pretty good deal. I suggest another Charter, where our Congress gives us our land back, and our freedoms back, and we’ll dish in 15% flat tax of what we make. And this brings me to the subject of land.
Nobody Wonders: The big argument in the world is that the Jews should give back the land of their ancestors. The Jews are once again being prosecuted, with our President leading the way. Glenn Beck couldn’t stop crying last week with the thought of the Jews being exterminated. I thought they were going to have to cart him off in a gurney…And you have to wonder, what does he know that we don’t?
Nobody Thinks: A lot….if you ask me, but then again, according to Bill Maher, I’m stupid. Too stupid to even watch him.
And that’s an ignorance I can be proud of.
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Mosley Braun
Nobody’s Perfect:
Obama wins hands down in the Nobody’s Perfect category this week, for once again, being on the wrong side at the wrong time while we watch the Muslim riots in Cairo.
When it comes to the Muslim world, he is staying out of it. Nevertheless, by not supporting the riots in Iran, something that might have REALLY helped the Middle East to some stability, but by supporting the Brothers of Muslims in Cairo, really, by his silence, he is starting to look as if he FAVORS a Muslim world, and the downfall of America
I’d say it’s a bit too late for Obama to channel Ronald Reagan.
Our President has cut off all our oil wells, while letting Cuba, China, and any other country who cares to drill in the very waters we are denied. And now..as if on cue…this.
I think you could say right here, that he has put America in mortal danger.
All we can conclude is the corporations are running the show. This oil debacle coming our way will force Americans into GE’s and the UN’s green energy trazillons dollar bonanza. It seems that’s the idea.
I would call that an impeachable act, but what do I know besides the Constitution?. The Constitution which Obama admits he’d liked to change.
Why is he making so many mistakes? Well, I think Carol Mosley Braun might have inadvertently found the answer. (see video)
Carol is running for Mayor of Chicago against Rahm Emanuel, who everybody knows, has already got the job. Nevertheless, if you listen to this fight, Carol ..who has been a Senator among many other things, attacks her opponent Patricia Van Pelt-Watkin for being a crack addict. That’s why she is so clueless, says MS Braun.
Because of crack cocaine, she is not qualified. (Notice, she did not say she was invested with a worm.) She said it with all the grace of a warthog in heat. (I have seen a warthog in heat…not pretty.) And this is not the first time she has done this: She once attacked George Will.
In 1998, after George Will wrote a column reviewing allegations of corruption against her, Moseley Braun responded to Will’s comments, saying that “I think because he couldn’t say nigger, he said corrupt.” And guess what? Carol WASN’T on drugs when she said it! That’s all her.
So, we might conclude, by her logic, that Barack Obama, a man who did more cocaine in his lifetime (by his own admission) than Patricia Van Pelt-Watkin, is just clueless due to the fact that he has missed a lifetime of good brain use. His poor brain, might still have residues effecting his ability to reason on how to act in accordance to world events.
Carol of course would never say that to Obama’s face. But, maybe she will get a chance. When she finds out she can’t beat Rahm, maybe she’ll run for President again and she can use that same line against her opponent Obama, because this time, there is much truth to it.
That is, if he doesn’t appoint her ambassador to Cairo first.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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