Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Gets Email: Screwed

Nobody Gets Email: I could have wrote this…but I didn’t. I got this last week and thought, yep. (Thanks to Tom Bebee)

An Entitlement?

What the hell is wrong here?

 

Remember, not only did you contribute to Social Security but your employer did too. It totaled 15% of your income before taxes. If you averaged only 30K over your working life, that’s close to $220,500. If you calculate the future value of $4,500 per year (yours & your employer’s contribution) at a simple 5% (less than what the govt. pays on the money that it borrows), after 49 years of working (me) you’d have $892,919.98. If you took out only 3% per year, you receive $26,787.60 per year and it would last better than 30 years, and that’s with no interest paid on that final amount on deposit! If you bought an annuity and it paid 4% per year, you’d have a lifetime income of $2,976.40 per month. The folks in Washington have pulled off a bigger Ponzi scheme than Bernie Madoff ever had.

Entitlement my ass, I paid cash for my social security insurance! Just because they borrowed the money, doesn’t make my benefits some kind of charity or handout! Congressional benefits, aka. free health care, outrageous retirement packages, 67 paid holidays, three weeks paid vacation, unlimited paid sick days, now that’s welfare, and they have the nerve to call my retirement entitlements

Emergency Rooms for their general health care -At just one hospital the cost to tax payers totaled over 25 million a year!!!

Someone please tell me what the HELL’s wrong with this country! We’re “broke” and can’t help our won Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homelss, etc?

In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, and Turkey. And now Pakistan home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!

Our retired seniors living on a ‘fixed income’ receive no aid nor do they get any breaks while our government and religious organizations pour Hundreds of Billions of $$$$$$’s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!

They call Social Security and Medicare an entitlement even though most of us have been paying for it all our working lives and now when its time for us to collect, the government is running out of money. Why did the government borrow from it in the first place?

We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans.

AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without ‘needed’ meds, and mentally ill without treatment -etc,etc.

YET………………….
They have a ‘Benefit’ for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents clothes, bedding, doctors and medical supplies.

Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave ‘US’ the same support they give to other countries.


SAD?

YEAH, OK, SO WHEN DO WE GET PISSED AND

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?????

99% of people won’t have the guts to forward this.

I’m one of the 1% — I Just Did

Since this email talks about what programs are NOT “entitlements”, let’s note what programs are, and their effect. Too many see that they get something for nothing from Uncle Sam, but forget who he is, so they go to and take from Sam Walton, because they’re “entitled”. They trash the stores, and say “why not? It makes jobs for the clerks that clean up after them.” Of course, they aren’t apying those clerks because they’re not paying for the merchandise they steal. guess who is? check your mirror. “entitlements” sprang from the war on poverty which, like almost every other war since WW-II, we have fought to a tie (Korea, Gulf War 1) or lost (Vietnam, Gulf War 2, Afghanistan, poverty and Drugs). Time to get out of the war business, including those last

 

July 31, 2011 Posted by | economy | , | 9 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: Doorbell to Hell

Nobody Gets EMAIL!

When it comes to stealing money…nobody does it better than our own politicians.

I just opened this, and so, to my readers it goes to enjoy!

(Thanks to amfortas)

July 30, 2011 Posted by | economy, Federal Reserve, Global Government, politics | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Shopping Defects

Nobody Cares

Can we get serious here? I want to know…if America defaults, how much is a Louis Vuitton purse going to cost? Yes, see the lovely picture of the purses? Even Louis is having a hard time selling those ugly stupid looking things in this economy, so they are displaying them on a carousel…I suppose to bring the little girl out in the woman. She will rush into the store, like they are candy canes at Christmas, and go..”Oh..I just can’t decide!”
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Please. What is this obsession with purses?
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Not that I care. Nope. I’ve had the same plain black purse for over ten years, and the zippers are going out, you know, you zip it up, and the zipper goes to the top, and..then you see a big hole, and the lips don’t come together, so you zip it down, and then start all over, only to find it breaks…and then I realized that I have lost my driver’s license.
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And that is why my friend Pattie had to sign for me at the mall today. I went to get my ears pierced (again—I’m not much for earrings either) and they asked for my driver’s license.
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What? Since when do we need ears to drive a car? Last time I looked, you need hands, feet, at least one eye…common sense.
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You need a license to get your ears pierced? One can vote, enter the country illegally, play blackjack in Las Vegas, go to school, get free medical care, run for the Presidency, but…the law needs you to prove you are WHO you are, when they are going to punch holes in your lobes.
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Can you believe it?
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I felt like I was six again…Pattie had to act like my mom, and sign about fifteen pages of legal agreements just for me to get holes in my ears. It’s NOT as if I look under age.
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But, back to purses. A woman’s purse is her…survival bag. Most women have a checkbook, calculator, powder, lipstick, chap stick, toothpicks, chainsaws, at least 10 credit cards, debit cards, coupons, pictures of their kids and dogs and husbands and boyfriends, and aunts and nephews and nieces, and nail files, pills, and extra hand wipes, and…
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Really— can you see anyone getting all that stuff in any of Louie’s purses?
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Nobody has a theory. The richer you are, the smaller your purse. Have you see the commercial for the new “black” Visa Card? The hot looking rich lady jumps out of a helicopter,(for guys…remember black bikini) into the ocean, and gets onto a yacht..she is so rich, she doesn’t even NEED a purse.
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On the other hand, if you are a citizen of the United States and you have been downsized to a mere pimple on some CIA marketing map, then you’d better get a BIG purse, because some day, they will come to your door pointing guns, and tell you to leave your house, and you will have to carry everybody else’s stuff.
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It’s not fair, we know, but neither is Las Vegas.
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Pattie bought a purse today. She’s a GOOD shopper. It was only nineteen dollars. I’m very proud of her.  And what did I buy, besides the pain of having some Mary Poppins’ twelve-year-old use a gun to punch holes through my earlobes?
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Books.
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I bought Quotationary, on sale. I have too many of these, but in this book I learned:
Our very defects are..shadows of our virtues. —Ralph Emerson
And in Someone’s Watching You! ––I learned how to slaughter a RFID tag. Good to know. AND in On the Tip of my Tongue by David Gentle, I learned that the six Noble Gases are Helium, Neon, Argon, Krypton, Xenon, and Radon. Why oxygen is not noble..it didn’t say.
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This is all going to come in handy someday when I finally learn how to shop. Yes, I learned today that this horrible defect I have of not being able to shop is actually one of my finest virtues.
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Why? Because I would never in a million years, even if I WAS rich, buy a Louis Vuitton purse, and I will know how to keep the multinational companies from tracking me, because I will take out my trusty knife and remove those RFID tracking devise, and I will carry Krypton with me the next time Pattie and I go into a picture booth, and then find out later that not only did the machine take my picture, it was also taking a video of me being silly, and then sending it to Superman at FACEBOOK!
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Next time I’m sitting in that picture booth, I will look into my “new” purse and release the Noble Gas– Krypton.
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That’ll teach them.
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Nobody Cares that I am at the moment, waiting patiently for my new purse. I had to order it. It is black, looks exactly like my old one, and I’m figuring it will last another ten years.
Hopefully, in ten years, with my good friend’s help, I might even learn how to shop.
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Nobody Thinks everybody should have a few defects.

July 29, 2011 Posted by | humor, Life | , | 4 Comments

Uh…Excuse Me Mr. McCain: Weren’t You IN Mordor?

Nobody Wins

–when you have a liberal-globalist disguised as a Republican putting down the new freshmen in the House and calling them “hobbits.”

I like to remind you John, the hobbits saved Middle Earth. What have you done lately?

Oh..insult us? Well John…this hobbit thinks you spent too many years being tortured by communists and are suffering from the Stockholm Syndrome. I know I’m supposed to be impressed that your plane was shot down and you were captured, but that in itself does not make you a hero. You don’t even hold a candle to the many brave men and women who are serving right now.

John McCain is the perfect example of the career politician who works for the “global” government. You know, that secret cabal who seem to be able to make career politicians stick around till they die? Giving them Senate seats in places they have never lived…(like Hillary moving to New York) just to keep the people’s representatives from ever gaining power.

It’s bad enough that we have to fight the Democrats, now, the Rhino’s are just as dangerous. Pelosi said this morning,

 “What we’re trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget. We’re trying to save life on this planet as we know it today”

Nancy saving life on this planet? The only way she could do that would be to leave.

How DARE John McCain make fun of the American people.

Many of us hope that the “hobbits” would hold back Mordor, because John McCain has spent a little too much time there. The guy really is starting to look like Gollumn.

As bad as Obama is, this Nobody Thinks we wouldn’t be in any better shape if McCain had won.

The Rhino leaders in the House played a short movie clip to rally the “tea party” people. Ben Affleck come into the scene and says:

 “I need your help. I can’t tell you what it is, and you can never ask me, but we are going to hurt some people.’

HUH? You can’t TELL us, and we can never ASK you why? You really ARE dictators!

Don’t tell that to a real American and expect his support.

Obama will just come in and “save” the day by being the dictator that he is and “raise” the limit, if this all keep going, because if they pass anything, it will mean almost nothing.

And then this Christmas, we will all have thousands of extra dollars to spend, according to the White House.

Wait…we won’t?

Well, if we don’t, I blame John McCain….a REAL  creep show if there ever was one.

Sorry..it’s the Sam in me coming out.

The guy is just….creepy.

 

July 28, 2011 Posted by | economy, politics | , , , | 1 Comment

Foreign Aid: NOT Cominig to Your Neighborhood Soon

Nobody Flashes:

Here’s one of the main reasons we are in such bad shape: Foreign Aid. Ted Poe (R-Texas) makes a good point for every single one of us. In fact, I received this video from my very liberal friend.

Why do we give foreign aid to so many countries, and then decide to cut money from our older citizens and soldiers FIRST?

Why are we giving money to people who hate us?

Nobody Thinks it’s because the big multinational companies want into  the world markets, and that is the price “we” pay for them to be allowed to “enter.” Other countries want cash up front….and our politicians will not get their big campaign monies if they do not do what they are being elected to do.

And why is this not being discussed in Congress? Can’t we cut here? You bet we can…and you can bet—we won’t.

(Thanks to J.R.)

July 27, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, politics | | 2 Comments

Harry Reid–Go Smell the Garbage

Nobody Reports:

“We have the latest report on the debt talks.” said the commentator. And up to the microphone came Harry Reid, who proclaimed, that there was no deal in the debt talks yet because the Tea Party was holding hostage to the American people.

Uh….say again Harry?

Basically saying, all the people in the Tea Party, (probably by all accounts, at least half of the population) were not American. It was one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.

Tonight I searched the net for the video, but it’s gone. Even Fox didn’t have it. I’m sure they all agreed Harry is getting senile and a quote like that, if played relentlessly, would sink the Democrats, it was just that idiotic.

Harry HATES the Tea Party. In other words, he hates the Americans who want our country back.

“Their agenda is an extreme agenda. I don’t agree with their ideas on social policy. But in our democracy, those ideas, however radical, deserve a debate if they want one.”

Yes, family, God, small government…freedom..that agenda is now… radical.

“But now the Tea Party is trying to sneak through its extreme social agenda – issues that have nothing to do with funding the government. They are willing to throw women under the bus, even if it means they’ll shut down the government.”

You know who else hates the Tea Party? The “liberal blacks.” If you got some time, just go to YouTube, search “exterminate white people” and check out all the blacks suggesting all white people be exterminated.

Now, try to find one “Tea Party” person who has said, “Let’s exterminate all the blacks.” Oh you can’t? Well, just imagine any white person posting a video like that on Youtube..and then imagine him getting arrested for a hate crime, because that’s exactly what would happen. But, the blacks get by with it.

Harry Reid thinks the Tea Party will disappear. They are “radicals.”  Well Harry, the Tea Party is only going to get bigger. And even blacks are starting to join. Hope you have a good retirement home ready. The Tea Party people won’t begrudge your lack of class, we will even throw in a copy of the Constitution for you to pass the time.

Sam Adams…would be proud of this day. Harry Reid, by disowning the REAL Americans, who he considers garbage, are starting to pile up on his front door, and I hope the smell of true American spirits stinks him right out-of-town.

Go home Harry…..and smell the garbage.

 

July 26, 2011 Posted by | economy, politics | , , | Leave a comment

Jimmy Carter VS Barack Obama

Nobody Remembers:

If you listened to “President” Obama’s inculpation of the Republicans not coming together with him to save the poor people from starvation— in his last attempt to influence the American people tonight to raise taxes, then you also heard him dig up Ronald Reagan and Thomas Jefferson to back his plans. The man who wants to change the Constitution, and went around the world for the first year of his Presidency throwing America under the bus at every event, became— right before our eyes…a decent, God-loving, American loving…Father.

This turnaround means that it’s mostly liberals who do not pay taxes. It’s the conservatives that do. And they are the ones who don’t want their taxes raised.  He needs their vote.

Obama, once again, went into how those “corporate jets”  don’t pay taxes excuse, to dig at the emotions of the people who are struggling. If he really wanted to incite class envy, he might try using the Rappers on MTV cribs. Really. I’d fall for it.

Oh, it’s not HIS fault you see. The amount of money Obama himself wastes flying all over the world on Air Force One (one million dollars a pop)  to vacations, and campaigning, would save us all enough money to counteract whatever “taxes” he is not getting from corporate jets.

God forbid HE should sacrifice.

Here’s the real danger about Obama. He has a wormtongue sweet as whipped cream on a strawberry shortcake. What we need is someone who can out-speak him with quickness and facts. There are only a few that come to mind in this area: Alan West, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, and Michelle Malkin.

I know, I know. None of these people are going to run. In that case, it seems we have Ron Paul and Michelle Bachman. But, will the Rhino’s even let them in?

Speaker Boehner gave a good rebuttal tonight. It was not your typical speech. It was short, and to the point. Most agree, it was one of the best he has ever given. The horrible fact is: Obama DOES have a gift for speaking. When in control of his emotions, and with that wonderful speech writer that he has, he can sell most of the “kids” on whatever he says. Last time, it was the young that elected him, and he is going after them again.

The “tea party” people are having an effect. There were enough of them elected that it seems even Boehner has to hold the line. Let’s just hope, unlike Newt Gingrich, who abandoned the “tea party” men in his house, Speaker Boehner sides with the American people.

Anyway, according to this tape, the democrats have been saying the very same phrases for decades.  Remember those “key” words that he keeps repeating like a parrot. If I had been in the White House tonight, I would have thrown a few peanuts to Obama after his speech— in honor of Jimmy Carter.

(Video by Floyd)

July 25, 2011 Posted by | democrats, politics, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Dialing Number Nine

Nobody Opinion:

This past week in America we’ve witnessed  a marathon of eternal debt damnation. The liberals want to do away with any kind of debt limit and the rest of us know that it will kill us if Washington KEEPS spending. They can’t pay what they have now, so they want more.

If  you go by Dante Alighieri’s markings, we are now in Dante ‘s Circle 3 of Hell: Home of the gluttonous, and fast on our way to the place where you will find Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Giethner, and Barack Obama sharing cognac and chocolate covered strawberries, while swimming in the mud of eternal viciousness—Circle 9.  It’s in Dante’s Circle 9 where you will find traitors to family and country. It’s also the home of the master himself:  Barney Frank— Wait…I mean Lucifer..whom Obama himself is trying to emulate it seems.

You might say, after watching this video—How can our politicians, in all good consciousness, take our money and pass it out to people that don’t even speak English or pay taxes? Nobody Thinks that it’s clear that we are working to support the future immigrants and their children, not our own.

Remember this video when our boys come home from Iraq or Afghanistan…suffering the rest of their lives on little pay, while illegal’s are getting everything for free.

Is Obama doing this deliberately  to devalue the dollar? To fundamentally change America?

If somebody gets bit 47 times by a brown recluse spider, will he die?

Obama is like a drug addict when it comes to redistributing our taxes.

And speaking of drug addicts…Amy Winehouse, the singer, decided to go out with a mixture of cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, and probably some old B.B. King albums.  It’s so sad that someone has to kill themselves at only 27. Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, and Jimmy Hendricks, all OD-ed at 27.  What is that all about? Well Nobody’s Perfect….poor soul.

And speaking of not being perfect: We have another sex scandal: This time David Wu, Democrat from Oregon,  seems to be a bit too Ted Kennedy.  He had sex with a teenager, and then was accused of rape…something he has in common with X- President horn dog, Bill Clinton.

Yes, they have rape in common. So far, Bill Clinton has not been caught with a teenager (unless you count the mental age of Monica) ..but his life’s not over.

Nobody Wonders when someone is  going to expose Obama’s indiscretions.  Come on. He’s a liberal. He’s got a BIG ego. You know it.  Nobody would Care if some patriotic reporter would get right on this.

And finally this week, the very terrible news that some Norwegian guy named Anders Breivik, went crazy and killed 93 people, in Oslo, most of them young kids.  Nobody Knows how in the world a right-wing, white, normal looking guy, who like many tea party Americans, does not believe in the Muslim nation taking over the West, got so wacked out.

Was he chipped? Did some 33rd Master Mason put him up to it?

 Something is funny about the whole thing. Why not bomb a Mosque? Why kill little children? Was he so talented that he could make a wonderful propaganda tape to go along with the whole thing? They are saying that the video could not be verified as to  who posted it.  (right.)

 And isn’t it just a big, BIG, coincidence that just a week before, white males were portrayed as the new, big “terrorist” threat to America, according to Janet Napolitano’s Homeland Security’s new video? All the people on the tape who were turning in those white guy terrorists,  were black, Hispanic, and Arab.

 YES, all you black, Hispanic, and Arab Americans…Watch OUT for that white guy!

Many of us nobodies who watch too many movies would say this guy was “used” by the illuminati, in order to give all governments the go ahead to further control the white man’s complaint about any Muslims, or Islam in their countries.  The sheer horror of the crime will silence the majority.

I’m just a little too skeptical of the whole thing, and here’s why: Nobody Remembers the Columbine Massacre. It took the cops over 4 hours to even decide to go into that school. By then, all the kids were dead.

According to the reports, it took the police over 90 minutes to get to those kids on that Island.  Uh…they couldn’t find a boat, and the helicopter was…unavailable.

Funny, all the money these governments get, and they never seen to be around. Even if you don’t think it’s “staged” when it does happen, the people in control take full political advantage.

Nobody Wins when people of the world keep accepting the lame excuses from our governments.

So, what’s going to happen with the debt limit? It is said that Obama is going to get his debt limit raised on his birthday.

Watch the numbers. The Oslo attacks happened on July 22, 2011. The number 22 is considered the master number, 11 is right under it. Mohammed was born on the 11th day of the 9th month..thus 9/11. Timothy McVeigh did his dirty work on the anniversary of Waco.

Obama plans to get his power and money on his birthday. And while, Obama will not be making bombs, or running into camps gunning down innocent children…raising the debt limit alone, along with Obamacare will kill America and all those that live here, and many…literally.

He might as well have pulled the trigger.

But if you are Muslim, Hispanic, or Black, don’t worry. Just pick up the phone and dial…Number Nine is waiting.  

 

 

July 24, 2011 Posted by | Global Government | , , | 3 Comments

Nobody Gets Blond Joke

Nobody Gets Email:

After the blast of heat from above and D.C. this week, we all could stand a good old-fashioned…blond joke. Don’t you think? I happen to believe this could have actually happened.
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(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
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The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. she initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
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Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
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The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush’s fault.

July 23, 2011 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

Obama, Terror, and the Unmaking of America

Nobody Wins

Terror often arises from a pervasive sense of disestablishment: that things are in the unmaking …Stephen King

One thing you can say about most of the Republicans: When they don’t get their way, they are very lame. Not so the Democrats…they throw big temper tantrums. Veins stick out. Lips tighten. Fingers go up. They make DEMANDS. Do what I say: right now.

Remember when Bill Clinton got mad about being impeached and then went out the next day and bombed an aspirin factory? Obama’s numbers started dropping, and he went and dropped bombs on Libya.

And our Congress…lets them.

At this point, I’m all for getting rid of the office. The ones in power go into megalomania, and the older ones just won’t go away. Each President gives themselves even more power than the last, by executive degree.
Like Kings crowning themselves. It’s NOT what our founders intended.

While watching Obama throw his little temper tantrum on TV today, his anger barely being held beneath his condescending exterior— all nobody keep thinking was, “Hid the football!” We saw the great “black” rage of Obama today, because he wants more money, and John Boehner, the majority leader of the House said, “no more taxes” and then walked out. Good for him.

Obama got so pissed off he called a news conference, immediately. NOBODY walks out on Obama.

Uh….didn’t Obama walk out on John Beohner just a few days ago? I’m pretty sure he did. What? He can walk out, but nobody else can?

The speech was the usually democratic repetitious propaganda: “We” need more revenue, and a BIG DEAL, and he’d better get his way because the Republicans want to punish the middle class and the poor.

Frankly, I think Obama has been doing just fine in the area of punishing the middle class and poor.

There is only one thing Obama knows how to do really well…strike terror into everyone who is listening. His mindset is : Lie, deceit, and destroy. Obama causes chaos, which many say: is his intention.

So, what’s this all about? Here’s how one nobody put what’s at stake:
“Obama’s only chance at re-election is to get the GOP House to agree to a tax increase. This would anger GOP voters, and get them to stay home, and get Obama re-elected. Just say no to any tax increase, and he is gone in 2012, guaranteed. “

What stuck terror into my beating heart today was this: I heard a respected news reporter say that IF the debt limit is not raised, then the process of deciding where all the money will go will be up to the President and the Secretary of the Treasury.

What? Isn’t Congress suppose to do that according to our Constitution? Do we even HAVE a Constitution anymore?

Bill Clinton says Obama should just site the 14th Amendment and do what he wants.

You know, I’m about fed up with Bill Clinton. I don’t know about you, but at this moment in time, I almost wish some bimbo would take him to Alaska and leave him on an iceberg with Al Gore.

Nobody Thinks the crooks in Washington have run up such a big debt hole, passing trillions to their friends, and leaving us with the bill, and we know it. And they KNOW we know it. So they are passing the hot potato subject of “budget” cuts back and forth so that no one is left standing with it in their hands. And the rest of us that are watching this feud feel…that things are in the unmaking…forever.

If Obama gets his way…getting complete control of the money: terror might not be here yet, but it’s coming.

July 23, 2011 Posted by | democrats, economy, Obama | , | 4 Comments

Nobody Would Touch Powdered Long Pig


Nobody Reports:

I was reading an excerpt last week, from a guy who was at Jamestown, Virginia, during the starving time of 1609, and it got me to thinking about…food. Those first adventures to the “New World” were not exactly easy..in fact, due to poor management and planning, everybody started to starve…and this guy wrote about it:

As for our hogs, hens, goats, sheep, horses, or what lived, our commanders, officers, and savages daily consumed them: some small proportions sometimes we tasted until all was devoured. Then swords, arms, pieces, or anything we traded with the savages, whose cruel fingers were so oft imbrued in our blood that what by their cruelty, our governors indiscretion and the loss of our ships, of 500 within six months after Captain Smith’s departure there remained not past 60 men women and children. And those were preserved for the most part by torts, herbs, acorns walnuts, berries, now and then a little fish. Nay so great was our famine that a savage we slew and buried the poorer sort took him up again and ate him : and so did diverse one another boiled and stews with roots and herbs. And one among the rest did kill his wife, powdered (salted) her, and had eaten part of her before it was known for which he was executed as he will deserved. Now whether she was better roasted boiled or carbonadoed broiled, I know not. but of such a dish a powdered wife I never heard. (rim shot)

 Nobody Knows if that last line was a joke, or if the guy was serious.

So, here’s the question: if you were starving would you put salt on your wife or husband and eat them? Wouldn’t it be easier to eat someone you’d never met? OF COURSE! It’s okay to eat your enemies, but not your wife.

(insert your joke here…………………………………………………….)

Did anybody bother to ask Jeffery Dahlmer what part of the human being tasted the best and what herbs he used? Was a toe, better tasting than an ear?

Remember in the movie “Alive” about the survivors of Flight 571 where the rugby team broke down and ate…butt?

Aren’t you glad that you’re biggest problem of your day today, was whether to turn your air conditioner down one more notch?

Nobody it seems, but me, thought that cannibalism was a very rare human event, and had only happened a very few times in history. Well, if you think that…THINK AGAIN!

According to Wikipedia, (and do we believe them?) many poor souls have been somebody else’s prime rib for most of our history. Thousands (nay, millions) have gone into some guy’s barbeque pit for stew a la Joe.
The Korowai still eat human flesh as a “cultural” practice.

If it’s “cultural” does that make it okay? That means it would be permitted in San Francisco.

Cannibalism has been documented from Fiji, (better known as the Cannibal Isles) to the Amazon Basin, to the Congo, to New Zealand, and to the Marquesas Island of Polynesia, where the delicacy of human was called LONG PIG.

Does this mean that humans taste like very long Bacon noodles?

In America, the Mohawk, the Attacapa, the Tonkawa, and other Texas tribes were known to their neighbors as “man eaters.” ( Not to be confused with Hall and Oates.)

Is that why George W. Bush won the Florida Recount?

During the Crusades, the victorious army would have human thighs after a hard day of killing.

Reports of cannibalism were also recorded during the First Crusade, as Crusaders fed on the bodies of their dead opponents following the Siege of Ma’ arrat al-Numan. There were also further cannibalism incidents on the march to Jerusalem and efforts made to delete mention of these from western history.

Did you know that? No wonder they took victory so much more seriously back then, if you lost…you would be roasted slowly over a fire with sweet onions, while having to listen to a bunch of guy tell dirty jokes and sing “Nearer My God to Thee” off key.

So, now you know. Men have been literally eating each other since the beginning. Nobody thinks that now we need to pay attention to the main menu where jihadists have listed : American Pie as the first entre.

Should we eat our enemies like in the old days? Would you really want to suck on the fingers of bin Laden?

Me neither…I’ll…stick with McDonalds.

But, back to the question. What would you do?

Nobody likes to think I would just eat…dirt. I tried it as a kid, and as I remember…it’s not all bad. You don’t even need salt.

July 21, 2011 Posted by | History | | 2 Comments

Rupert Murdock…Humble and Right

Nobody Wonders

WOW— all of a sudden, Rupert Murdock, and his vast media empire, has been thrown into the proverbial firing pan.  Here in the States, FOX News has been the main conservative and common sense cable station, and all the rest—CNN, MSNBC, and the other seemingly meaningless sitcoms and stations, are almost wacko in their attacks on anything conservative. When Bill Clinton was in office, CNN was his personal body guard.

So, as you can imagine, Rupert Murdoch is looked at as sort of savior to conservatives in America.  Whatever shows we get from the BBC are filled with very liberal attutudes…bleending hearts sort of things. And all of a sudden, we find out, as if on cue: (Weinergate, Caseygate.. and now..Murdochgate) that yes folks…we have…another criminaL

It’s clear that the “elites” on the liberal side have decided to throw in their prime minister as a bonus. Why not kill two birds with one stone? And who ARE these people?

And if you want to really know the “elites” watch Charlie Rose. Charlie’s whole brain is plugged into the “elites” of the world who seem to reside in Edinburgh somewhere. Nobody feels that after WWII, the Americans took over the “empire,” but somehow (probably due to Churchill) the elites of the British kept control. The Royals and the Lords etc…are still connected deeply to our American elites. Many of our world leaders from both parties have spent time at Oxford. It’s like “elite” school 101.

Some call it the illuminati…some just call them rich and arrogant. Let’s just say, they all hang out together, want to control the whole world, and are now fighting over it.

Whatever…most of us will never know the real truth, mainly because, so few people control most of everything now we see now.  With all the ‘elites” talks of democracy there is NOTHING democratic about the European Union, the dictators of the middle East, China, or as we are now so painfully witnessing.. America.

We little nobodies just sit and watch the big boys put out their best scandals, and fight over all the money that they can grab from the millions beneath them. It’s like watching pigs fight at a trough.

And the pigs are out to get Murdoch, and I’m not saying he’s innocent of anything, I just like his product.  Something tells me his editor was in the middle of the storm, and was the one he trusted…all that red hair, who wouldn’t? I’m sure there were many others.

I’ve only read a few details on the Murdoch case, but I did watch him read his statement and thought it was straightforward…and honest. On Charlie Rose, they tore him apart, saying that “Oh he read the lawyer thing very well didn’t he? “—as if the man were senile. They predicted the end of Rupert, but I can’t see that happening, but then again, he is a danger to them. They insinutated that he had something to do with the “death” of the whistleblower.  Right, so who put that bullet hole in Ron Brown’s head again?

For that matter, many feel Princess Diana was murdered. How in the world will we ever know? And speaking of unknowable… how in the world did that comedian get that close to Rupert? Really, who among us Nobodies thinks mabybe he was just “let” in? Is the British security really that daft?

As for the hacking of phones, Piers Morgan did it, and now he’s on CNN holding a cushy job. Why is he not being indicted? Nobody Thinks if FOX did this stuff to get a story, then  so did CNN, MSNBC…and most all of them. They are just using it now to hang the man and his influence which has been overwhelmingly against liberals. As Ann Coulter pointed out in her piece today, when Newt Gingrich was illegally taped, Time Magazine was all over it. Nobody thought anything was wrong about it. It was an “accident.”

Sure.

We all know the sex scandals.that come out on politicians at JUST the right time in order to get rid of them. They are now saying the Prime Minister Cameron saw the FOX news people too many times? Gee, over here, Obama not only sees Jeffery Immelt every single day, he puts him on taxpayers payroll.

And where can you find the real truth? On Snopes?

George Soros owns Snopes.

Who do you trust? Wiki Leaks? With all the information out there, and so many of us trying to pick and choose, what’s true, what’s not…heck we still don’t know who killed Kennedy, really.

What we do know…is not very pretty.

I got this video from a very liberal friend. It’s shows what liberals think of Rupert Murdock. Frankly, I think satellites are a good thing. But then again, I’ve never lived in Britain. It’s nevertheless a very clever and entertaining piece of satire.

(Thanks to JR)

 

 

July 21, 2011 Posted by | British, conspiracy, Global Government, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Obama Sneaks a Draconian Tax: HR 4646..Watch for it.


Nobody Flashes:
Okay—so I spent too much time in the pool today, and there must have been some brain melt there because all I want to do is watch Sam and Dean kill Ruby one more time. (Supernatural is addicting) For once, I feel like telling all my own pesky and raving opinions to go take a hike.

Those who have attended a online masters degree program  will recongize what a bad deal this is.

Nobody watched Rupert Murdoch today, stand up to the British Inquisition while being smeared with shaving cream. Really a prime moment for the British Parliament of elites— sadly, we here in America are their progenitors.

So, I’m posting this email I got because it REALLY makes me want to jump right back in the pool and cool off. Obama is going to tax us on bank transaction. This HR4646, is a nightmare.
(Thanks to Pattie)

 Subject: 1% tax on all bank transactions

I RECEIVED THIS TODAY FROM VFW MEMBER

Watch for this AFTER November elections; remember this BEFORE you VOTE in case you think Obama’s looking out for your best interest. 1% tax on all bank transactions HR 4646.

This government just cannot think of enough ways to hurt the American people! I sure hope this dies!!!!

FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
1% tax on all bank transactions HR 4646 –

ANOTHER NEW OBAMA TAX SLIPPED IN WHILE WE WERE ASLEEP.

Checked this on snopes, it’s true! Check out HR 4646. President Obama’s finance team is recommending a one percent (1%) transaction fee (TAX). Obama’s plan is to sneak it in after the November elections to keep it under the radar. This is a 1% tax on all transactions at any financial institution – banks, credit unions, savings and loans, etc. Any deposit you make, or even a transfer within your account, will have a 1% tax charged.

If your paycheck or your social security or whatever is direct deposit, it will get a 1% tax charged for the transaction. If your paycheck is $1000, then you will pay Obama $10 just for the privilege of depositing your paycheck in your bank. Even if you hand carry your paycheck or any check into your bank for a deposit, 1% tax will be charged.

You receive a $5,000 stock dividend from your broker, Obama takes $50 just to allow you to deposit that check in the bank. If you take $1,000 cash to deposit at your bank, 1% tax will be charged.
Mind you, this is from the man who promised that, if you make under $250,000 per year, you will not see one penny of new tax.

Keep your eyes and ears open, you will be amazed at what you learn about this guy’s under-the-table moves to increase the number of ways you are taxed.

Oh, and by the way, you receive a refund from the IRS next year and you have it direct deposited or you walk in to deposit that check, you guessed
it. You will pay a 1% charge of that money just for putting it in your bank.

Remember, any money, cash, check or whatever, no matter where it came from, you will pay a 1% fee if you put it in the bank.

Some will say, oh well, it’s just 1%. Are you kidding me? It’s a 1% tax increase across the board. Remember, once the tax is there, they can also raise it at will. And if anyone protests, they will just say, “Oh, that’s not really a tax, it’s a user fee”!

Think this is no big deal? Go back and look at the transactions you made from last year’s banking statements. Then add the total of all those transactions and deduct 1%. Still think it’s no big deal???

July 19, 2011 Posted by | economy, Obama | , | 9 Comments

And Now, A Word From Our Sponcer…

Nobody Knows

Why I like this song. I just do. The lyrics, the drums…the simplicity.

Bryan Adams is a pretty good songwriter. But…watch, around 2.21, you have to wonder…why put the guitar there?

July 19, 2011 Posted by | Life | , | Leave a comment