Muslim Joke of the Day
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I usually do not post jokes, but this one made ME laugh. And now, I expect the FBI will be knocking on my door asking me questions about my intentions as a U.S. citizen. So, I need to win the lottery so I can hide from them. (Thanks to my liberal friend, J.R.)
Muslim Joke of the day:
A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says “I feel terrible.”
The doctor examines him and then says: “You need to pee and shit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days.”
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says “I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?”
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The doctor replied “You were homesick.”
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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loved it…..almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard
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Hilarium terrificum for us non-PC types. 🙂
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