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Buddy Did NOT Have His Own Plane….Sad.

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Ahh….there’s NOTHING like having a tax-free charity to support your lavish travel expenses, is there? Why else do you think all the rich set up the NGO’s? Bill and Buddy

And today, somehow, the Clinton’s travel expenses were released—by Edward Snowdon.

No, I’m kidding.

No doubt the Clinton’s want to get all the unpleasant stuff out-of-the-way so we’ll forget all about it by-election time, where Hillary will probably be compared to Mother Teresa, The Virgin Mary, and the first gay running for office. But she will stay married to Bill because he has done so much for the world.

WASHINGTON – Bill Clinton’s foundation has spent more than $50 million on travel expenses since 2003, an analysis of the non-profit’s tax forms reveal.

Yes, it takes millions of dollars to travel to Rwanda, just to give a village a $50 well, and an important photo-op for Chelsea, who is now warming up for her mother and taking over the family business of learning how to live off other people’s money.Rwanda picture

The web of foundations run by the former president spent an eye-opening $12.1 million on travel in 2011 alone, according to an internal audit conducted by foundation accountants. That’s enough to by 12,000 air tickets costing $1,000 each, or 33 air tickets each day of the year.

That overall figure includes travel costs for the William J. Clinton Foundation (to which Hillary and Chelsea are now attached) of $4.2 million on travel in 2011, the most recent year where figures are available.

Bill Clinton of course misses Air Force One, so he likes to fly around in a Boeing 727. Who wouldn’t? Leave it to the Clinton’s to not pay for ANYTHING in their lives. The 727 is donated by a rich billionaire donor.

I need to get one of those.

BUT…next to the Obama’s, the Clinton’s look like Middle Class yokels. Obama has spent $1.4 billion dollars running around, and everybody knows, it goes up every second. Not to mention, they got another dog for BO…a girl named Sunny, because its gets lonely being the only dog on HIS own private jet. They might have to get a bigger jet for the dogs. In fact, that’s the plan, don’t you think? Puppies…to rationalize the extra plane? Bo gets sunny

On the other hand, we must ask ourselves: Will Hillary’s travel expenses be even more than Obama’s if she becomes President?

You bet. Bill will need another Air Force One, and Chelsea will need a Boeing 727.

All they need to do is get some more pets, because Bill’s last dog… Buddy…well. You don’t really want to know what happened to him. Let’s just say, he didn’t get his own plane, and it’s a shame. Because if Bill had gotten Buddy his own plane, then he would still be alive, because Bill left him at home with Secret Agents, and Buddy got run over by a car, even though he was being watched by two very expensive baby sitters courtesy of the taxpayers.

There’s a moral to this story here…I’ll let you find it. I can’t.

August 20, 2013 Posted by | Presidents, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

   

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