Nobody’s Email: Canada Has STRONGER Beer?
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This was so cute, and such a catchy song, I just had to share it.
Canada claims…it has stronger beer than us, and who am I to dispute that? I don’t even drink beer. Although, beer is good for slopping on barbecue, and holding curls in your hair.
And I had no idea that their football field was longer. There is one problem with this song though: Someone should tell the Canadian singing this, that he sounds like he from Texas—- and THIS Nobody wants to know why?
I thought we all could use some…thoughts about something other than watching the Muslim Brotherhood burn down buildings in Cairo, and hearing about the death count EVERY TEN MINUTES!!
So…Enjoy!
(Thanks to J.R. ) Who also sent me this:
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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And it tastes better than American beer too.
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But both countries should take note of the warning:
Women are becoming increasingly desperate to find a mate. ‘Successful’ women particularly, who earn a good living inside bastions of patriarchal power, somehow, say that men don’t like them because they are successful, savvy, intelligent and can buy a round of drinks. Embedded, if you’ll excuse the sexist term, in this complaint, is a new and worrying phenomenon.
The International Men’s Under-Resourced Centre Inc (iMURCI) is warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, local pubs and singles organizations particularly after meeting someone from internet dating sites who appears to be successful, savvy, intelligent and can buy a round of drinks, to be very alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug which has flooded the market. The drug is found in liquid form and is available in almost every major city. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large “kegs” and is called “Beer”.
“Beer” is used by successful, savvy, intelligent etc female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of “Beer” and then simply ask him home to look at her lingerie collection. Men are rendered completely helpless against this approach, often remembering nothing after the initial approach.
Many times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings in a scam known as a “relationship”. In extreme cases, the female may even be dastardly enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of sexual sadism called servitude and punishment (S&P) sometimes referred to as “fatherhood”.
This always results in a life-threatening situation where a part of your soul is removed and placed in a baby. More S&P can then be administered well after “relationship” is finished and enforced by special Ex-Family Courts.
Men are advised that these predatory women can be identified by the three words that they usually utter in a soft, suggestive voice – “ What’ll you have”? They have also been known to exhibit samples from their collections right there, in the bar! This entrapment strategy is called ‘giving a Flash’.
If you are given ‘a Flash’ or offered a drink by a strange woman, especially a successful, savvy, intelligent one who buys drinks or suspect that you are about to be trapped in a situation, the best advice is to inform the bargirl that you are going to sue her for providing an unsafe work environment and grab the samples for later evidence – then run for your life.
‘Beer’ Warning Update.
Issued by iMURCI.
The FDA has released details of a new variation of the Date-Rape drug, ‘Beer’.
News is coming in from all over America that dastardly rogue scientists have brewed a new ‘beer’ that is Completely Tasteless.
The President has Decreed that beer should be brought into line with Hollywood.
Men have been completely unaware that their drink has been tampered with by successful, intelligent, savvy women who are intent on deception by any means.
If offered an American ‘beer’ just pour it down the toilet and cut out the middle-man (as that dangly thingo between a chap’s legs is often called).
Be alert. Be safe.
iMURCI breaking News.
ATF move on Date-Rape Drugs.
‘Tasteless’ has proven a failure, in keeping with all Presidential efforts. Congress voted today to give $400 million a week TFN to the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Department, via Homeland Security, to counter the tasteless American ‘Beer’ that is being used by successful, intelligent, smart and savvy women to spike men’s drinks.
From July 1 2013, all American beers will be brought into taste-line and standardised. The chosen taste, decided by someone called ‘Michelle’ and trialled in Topeca and Boise, is ‘Gnat’s Pee’.
A billion gallons of confiscated ‘tasteless’ is being rushed out to Afghanistan by Haliburton for distribution to the locals in the hope that they will forget what happened last night and all the last ten years.
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