What is Miley Cyrus Trying to Tell Us?

Nobody Flashes

Everyone waited in anticipation for Miley’s Cyrus’s performance on the MTV Music Awards. Would she Twerk? Tweet? Trip? Yes, the whole world anticipated an even more salacious sexual move from Miley. Would she be like Madonna, and pull out a bed and have sex onstage?Lady Gaga had that covered having sex in the Oval office where she told the rapper President he could do whatever he wanted with her body.

Miley instead, knew she could not compete with the acts before her, so what did she do? She presented herself as a…what? A big Pussy!

We saw a giant kitten in space viral explosions, where the kitty cried, just like Miley. It was a kitty acid trip from the sixties.  The Grateful Dead meets Kitty Power!

I thought it was a bit—what? So here’s a few wonderments as to what exactly Miley artistically was trying to tell us and what this could possibly mean for her career:

1. She is wearing the new Miley pussy cat apparel to be sold soon in your local Wal-Mart.

2. She is starting a new designer jewelry line, where the largest bracelet will be selling for $500 at Macy’s.

3. She wants everyone to know that she is really just a sweet pussy cat that everyone has misjudged as being a slut and she truly does have feelings.

Those were MY first thoughts. Now…my husband just walked into the room, and said this:

1. Which litter box would you change?

2.Which one licks itself?

3.Who coughs up the biggest hairball?

4. Bet you the one on the right is already spaded.

5. Whose going to have the biggest litter?

I try not to encourage him.

November 25, 2013 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | humor, music, Uncategorized | Humor, Music