Nobody Wonders About Body Guards, Plane Crashes, and Phil Robertson

Nobody Wonders

Here’s three events in the news that have got this Nobody….wondering.

He is old news…but the fraud interpreter at Mandela’s funeral was standing there for four hours before any security detail checked him out. What does THAT tell you? Do you really think with all those world dignitaries on the stage that SOMEBODY’s service detail would have not know that this guy was an imposter?  He is pretty buff, and he has a brand new apple computer, but hey—he’s sorry.

Nobody Wonders if he wasn’t hired (Come on, what schizophrenic  do you know that has biceps bursting through their jacket?) to stand close by to take a bullet just in case anyone from the crowd took a shot at one of the speakers. Never mind the American Presidential FBI being so lame, how did all the other security guards miss it?

Have you heard any alarms from any country besides South Africa?

And, he saw angels. Right. I see dead people. Next time find a body guard who can actually sign.

And then there was the “ho hum” news about  Loretta Fuddy. Poor Loretta, she was the only fatality in a plane crash….what are the odds that all the other people survived? You have to ask the question: Can the government have people who hold secrets they don’t want revealed killed, and make it look like an accident?

Did Ron Brown NOT have a bullet hole in his head?

Loretta was the women, who produced Obama’s birth certificate, after it was announced that it didn’t exist.

 Obama asked for copies of the document, and under Fuddy, the state instantly waived a long-claimed ban on reproducing long-form birth certificates. On Fuddy’s instructions, copies were produced and delivered to Judith Corley, a private attorney for Obama.

Fuddy had written to Obama: “We hope that issuing you these copies of your original Certificate of Live Birth will end the numerous inquiries received by the Hawaii Department of Health to produce this document.”

Immediately after the delivered copy was posted on the White House website, however, numerous computer graphics and software experts declared it fraudulent.

Poor Loretta…made the last page of the last article of the conservative blogs, a patriot helping her President only to be taken out by a freak accident…because anyone who would dare to suggest that Loretta was maybe regarded as a National Security risk would be considered a nutcase. Nobody Wonders if there was an deaf interpreter on that plane.

And to save the best for last, Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty, had this to say about gays:

“It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me,” Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

Nobody Wonders why in the world the liberals are all upset and why would anyone make so much fuss about something that makes so much sense?

Will Obama finally come out of the closet?

Nobody Wonders.

December 18, 2013 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | American Culture, Uncategorized | politics