Nobody’s Perfect: John Kerry VS Phyllis D. Jefferson
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have a Secretary of State, John Kerry, who seems to be on the side of “Allah”, instead of what he should be saying he is on: the Christian, “God.”
VS Phyllis D. Jefferson, who stabbed her boyfriend because he ate all the salsa.
Let’s start with John Kerry first.
By all accounts, John Kerry is trying to help Iran, the country that has said “Death to America” so many times, it might as well be a bumper sticker in Tehran. He is desperately trying to give Iran the power to develop enough nuclear bombs to blow us, and just about everybody else off the planet. And so, when he goes around saying things like Iran will get her nuke ….“If Allah Wills it.” you have to wonder why is he doing this to his own country?
John Kerry told reporter Laura Rozen this weekend that a nuclear deal with Iran is possible, “Inshallah.”
And then there’s Phyllis D. Jefferson, who was so furious that her boyfriend ate all the salsa She jabbed a knife into his stomach, AFTER she jabbed a pen into his pelvis.
While many of us might be upset that our boyfriends hogged the salsa, most of us would have just resorted to getting up off the couch and getting something else to eat.
Clearly, her priorities were not in order here. CLEARLY this woman has issues, beyond her own unfortunate birth.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it John Kerry, who wants Iran to get its own nuke so badly, he willing to become a follower of Muhammad? (Like his boss?)
Or is it Phyllis D. Jefferson, who was not about to let her man steal her salsa ever again?
Nobody SAYS…..
John Kerry Wins!
When you can’t see that given Iran the ability to nuke Israel off the map, after all they have done to our boys overseas, then, you truly are less than perfect, in fact…we won’t say what you are here.
I do have my reputation to consider. (What reputation, Joyanna, you might ask?)
Congratulations John Kerry! You just won the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the century if your deal goes through.
As for Ms Phyllis. I suggest she just stock up on salsa and some meds.
And…stay single. Hopefully Michelle has taken all the salsa out of the lunch room prisons. Or…maybe not.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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