Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: Lessons in Tolerance

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Now that I’ve just heard, we have Sharia Law in Texas, I thought I’d post this old favorite that has gone around the web with additions each time.

Enjoy! (Thanks again to Kris)

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Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:

“I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto.  I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.

Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”Sharia for dummies

“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay,

“The Turban Cowboy,”

and the other, a topless bar, would be called

“You Mecca Me Hot.”

“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called

“Iraq of Ribs.”

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called

“Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,”

with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.”,
and on the other side a liquor store called

“Morehammered.”

“All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us. “Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.”

And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point… It is either past
your bedtime, or it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.

March 7, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: World’s Shortest Books

Nobody Gets Email;

Yes! It’s the weekend! Time for some of my Nobody Email! And here we have the worlds shortest books:cute kid three

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)

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These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor.

World’s Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan

& Michelle Obama

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By “The Rev Jesse Jackson” & “The Rev Al Sharpton”

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

And foreword by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards

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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all………………..

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama

March 7, 2015 Posted by | humor | | 3 Comments

   

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