Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: It’s all about the Putt

Nobody Gets Email

I just read a book on WHY men and women are different,…..and while the book went on to explain our actual brains being wired very differently to support his many conclusions, I think he should have just used this joke.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
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How men and women record things in their diaries…


  Wife’s Diary: 
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit   late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing.’

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior.

I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.

About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.

But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep; I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


Husband’s Diary:

   A two-foot putt… Who the hell misses a two-foot putt ?Obama putt

March 13, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Feel SORRY for Obama: He Wrote A Letter to the Ayatollah Too!

Nobody Cares—-

About how Obama loves to twist words:

Obama just said he feels sorry for the Congress members who wrote a letter to the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, but by that reasoning, does he feel sorry for himself?

“For them to address a letter to the Ayatollah who, they claim, is our mortal enemy and their basic argument to them is: don’t deal with our president because you can’t trust him to follow through on an agreement. It’s close to unprecedented.”

 First: It’s clear by this statement that Obama does not consider Iran our mortal emery, he’s mocking the Congress and—–

Two: They didn’t say in the letter that Obama couldn’t be trusted, they said that the NEXT President didn’t have to necessarily honor that treaty, because he is not getting the Senate’s approval. Big difference.

He loves to twist the truth, doesn’t he?

Anyway, by his reasoning, I guess we should all feel sorry for Obama because he did the very same thing. He wrote a letter to the Ayatollah too!

 WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama secretly wrote to Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in the middle of last month (OCT. 2104) and described a shared interest in fighting Islamic State militants in Iraq and Syria, according to people briefed on the correspondence. The letter appeared aimed both at buttressing the campaign against Islamic State and nudging Iran’s religious leader closer to a nuclear deal.

What? Only the President can write letter? Do we care that this man is such a liar?

March 13, 2015 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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