Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect When It Comes to Ejaculation: U.S. Mainstream Media VS John Robert Lind

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week we have our mainstream media, who came out today and ‘ejaculated’ the most vicious comments against Ted Cruz ever imagined, VS a man who actually DID ejaculate into a co-workers coffee.

Let’s start with the mainstream media on all our cable networks. All Ted Cruz did today, was announce that he was going to run for President. Okay. The nobodies in America said, “Hey! That’s great. Seems like a nice guy…loves America, wants to get rid of that disaster called Obamacare, (check) wants to simplify our outrageous tax code, (check) not afraid to be proud to be a Christian (check) was raised by a father who suffered greatly under Fidel Castro and came to America, and did a hell of a job raising a son who loves this country..(check, check) Has a lovely wife and two daughters. (check)

So what’s the big deal?

OMG. In just a few short hours, everyone who is ANYONE on TV and cable networks came out in furious alarm. I couldn’t believe it. You would have thought he was Stalin reincarnated. Wait. Most liberals love Stalin.Press

You would have thought he has sex with Bruce Jenner. Wait. That would have been accepted.

You would have thought he endorsed Netanyahu! (help me out here) You would have thought he dismissed climate change! (He did.)

You would have thought that Ted Cruz wanted to fundamentally CHANGE America, and he does!  Back to the Constitution and common sense, and back to the people. OMG…no WONDER they are so upset.

Whoa. I can’t put up all the outrageous remarks made by all the people in power, but they must be deathly afraid of this man: Go here to Media Matters to see some of the videos. It was like Obama’s midnight madness bathroom porn: “Busty Pundits screw big Cruz.”News

I almost had to close my eyes and ears.

Ted Cruz did not in any way deserve such vicious and ridiculous attacks, and some even from the MOST conservative pundits. The only man that is famous that didn’t attack him was Rush Limbaugh. Greg Gutfull was especially stupid, but being he seems to be Dana Perini’s butt-boy, who is Bush’s butt-girl, that’s no surprise.

The whole lot of them made me sick…to know…that there are so very few honest, and principled men left on any stations..including FOX…shows how easily it is to be depressed about it all.

And so, the only comparison I could think of to go against this vicious ejaculation of hatred. was a man who ejaculated in a woman’s coffee in Minnesota:

A  judge found that John Robert Lind’s creepy behavior didn’t qualify as criminal sexual conduct — even though his victim drank the tainted coffee. Minnesota law doesn’t cover indirect bodily fluid contact.

Let’s be clear: Leaving any bodily fluid in your colleagues’ food will get you into trouble in Minnesota, and it’s ill-advised.

But at this point, it is unclear what charge you’d be convicted of.

To that end, a man was just cleared of sex charges after admitting that he ejaculated into his co-worker’s coffee and on her desk at work.

Yes…in America it’s not illegal to attack a man who simply wants to run for President, with such libel and viciousness, you want to shake your head in shame for all the whores throwing out those comments, and it’s not illegal, no, but what? What the hell?coffee

They might as well ejaculated on him. It’s also not illegal to ejaculate in someone’s coffee.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the long list of GOP and political pundits who ejaculate their propaganda and libelous hatred of America and anyone who dares stand up for his country and loves the flag?

Or is it the man who was obviously so pissed at a co-worker he just ejaculated into her coffee. to which she unknowingly drank.

It might all be legal. But we don’t have to put up with it.

Congratulation U.S. FOX NEWS, CNN, MSNBE, DAVID BROOKS, liberal idiots of the whorehouses of our mainstream media.

We now know, who you REALLY want to screw.man ejack

And we are taking notes.

By the way all you guys out there….I KNOW how tempting it will be, if any of these Ted Cruz ejaculating pundits that you see on Media Matters or on your TV, just happens to appear anywhere near you in Minnesota, and is drinking coffee….if you happen to be a Ted Cruz fan and are as mad as I am about their obnoxious attacks….find a dark corner…

Wait. I shouldn’t of said that. I take it back.

I ALMOST fell down their rabbit hole.

Just don’t watch them anymore, just ejaculate the remote button to another station, unless of course, Ted Cruz is on. 🙂CIA

 

 

March 23, 2015 Posted by | Media, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes Ted Cruz! Yes! Thank You Texas!

Nobody Flashes

Great Day for America! Ted Cruz announced he is running for President, and he did it among the young people at a Christian University.

He says he wants to repeal Obamacare, and introduce a flat tax.  YES! And evidently, he can debate….having won many honors in that field.

Right now, the war plans of Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton are paying huge amounts of money to ‘dig up the dirt’ on Ted and all his family. SNL is finding their Ted Cruz imitator, thinking up lines like, “I can see Canada from here!”

Nevertheless…ANYBODY but Jeb Bush. Right?

Are we not tired of Obama…OMG, what an understatement.

Many are saying this was a tactical mistake. I don’t think so…I thought coming out before everybody else was brilliant.

Now I can go have a happy spring day. Thanks Ted!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

March 23, 2015 Posted by | political races, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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