Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody’s Email: Lessons in Tolerance

   Nobody Gets Email

Now that I’ve just heard, we have Sharia Law in Texas, I thought I’d post this old favorite that has gone around the web with additions each time.

Enjoy! (Thanks again to Kris)

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:

“I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto.  I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.

Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”Sharia for dummies

“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay,

“The Turban Cowboy,”

and the other, a topless bar, would be called

“You Mecca Me Hot.”

“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called

“Iraq of Ribs.”

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called

“Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,”

with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.”,
and on the other side a liquor store called


“All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us. “Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.”

And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point… It is either past
your bedtime, or it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.

March 7, 2015 - Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | ,

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