Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: World’s Shortest Books

Nobody Gets Email;

Yes! It’s the weekend! Time for some of my Nobody Email! And here we have the worlds shortest books:cute kid three

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kris)

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These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor.

World’s Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan

& Michelle Obama

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By “The Rev Jesse Jackson” & “The Rev Al Sharpton”

______________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

_________________

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

_________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

_____________________________________

GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

_______________________________________

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

And foreword by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards

____________________________________________________

HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all………………..

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama

March 7, 2015 - Posted by | humor |

3 Comments »

  1. How about “Democracy,” by Robert Mugabe, or “My doctoral thesis” by Dr. Grace Mugabe

    Like

    Comment by frankiekay | March 8, 2015 | Reply

  2. Then there is the Irish Book of Accountability, The Italian Book of War Sucesses, and of course The Socialist Book of Witty Repartee.

    Like

    Comment by Amfortas | March 7, 2015 | Reply


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