Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

It’s Earth Day! Nobody Cares.

Nobody Wonders

It’s Earth Day, and elites everywhere are concerned that all us nobodies are still polluting the planet, despite their relentless attempts at stopping us…by making sure everyone can afford an abortion that couldn’t before Obamacare.

Right now, Obama is taking about the pythons in the Everglades, but we have more pressing concerns: According to the Globe, Obama is so weak, he is being pushed around in the White House by wheel chair.

Do you skip pass the tabloids headlines at your local supermarket? I do. But yesterday, I just couldn’t help myself…there was a picture that was simply priceless of our President, trying hard to imitate,  FDR.

You are not hearing this being reported on any of the news organizations.

 

Obama wheelchair globeAccording to this article, sources say Obama is trying to hide…throat cancer. Now granted they don’t SAY he has throat cancer, just that he’s a longtime smoker and drinker, and being an “African-American” he is at high risk for it. And he’s depressed.

“I start tearing up in the middle of the day and I can’t explain it.” Obama confesses. “why am I so sad? I need prayer.”

Funny, I find myself tearing up every time I hear you speak on TV, Obama, and I’m AM praying, but so far, nothing is happening to relieve MY depression.

Nobody Wonders why he just doesn’t go to the Mosque in the White House and get to it.

It also says, he’s so weak and so vulnerable to a heart attack, he could die.

What does this have to do with Earth Day you may ask?

Nothing, because Nobody Cares about Earth Day except people who were born to invent schemes to annoy everybody else.

The Globe, on the other hand, is paying attention to the more important issues of the day.

Like…what happens if Joe Biden becomes President? Would Hillary Clinton survive?

 

April 22, 2015 - Posted by | Barack Obama, humor, Uncategorized | , ,

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