Historically Speaking America: We Are Historically Changing.

Nobody Knows

Well…it’s been a fun week has it not? So let’s get right to the reason for exploring the amazing world of “we just don’t know” according to Nobody, and the many reasons it’s probably a good thing:

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While this may seem unimportant, I couldn’t help but wonder, why a mayor whose city was suffering from riots, would make an appearance to address the nation, in a sports cap.  Especially since it was announced that for the FIRST TIME IN BASEBALL HISTORY, a game was going to be played, but nobody would be allowed to attend. Uh.

Was this so the players would still get paid? Can we do this to football too? Who needs those slobbering fans?

Was she going right from there to the game? After all, she’s the mayor. She could have a command performance.  So I naturally thought, since the outfit looked like it was very expensive, that she was going to the ball game.

Ha ha haha! White people are so funny! It took me at least an afternoon to realized that it was her way of letting the hip hop rioters out protesting that she was ‘with’ them.  (Or maybe she was doing both.)

And speaking of history…

Since our government is not suppose to make decisions in matters of religion, because of the democrats always shouting that we can’t mix church and state, and therefore Jesus cannot be displayed in our schools or military, but taxpayers have to “kill’ unborn children whether they want to or not…what gives the Supreme Court the RIGHT to make a decision pertaining to historically religious unions between a man and a woman? Why don’t they just solve the whole thing, and get rid of everyone having to get a marriage license. Get the state out of it completely. Then everybody could just go get married where they wanted to, and any priest could refuse. Open Las Vegas style “marriage” celebrations for gays in every city.  

And why is everyone always interpreting the “pursuit of happiness” to mean whatever anyone can think up? If my idea of happiness is making sure that no more American hating Muslims move into my neighborhood doesn’t that mean the same thing as gays wanting to marry each other?

I don’t think Americans care at all if they marry each other—- go find a tree and declare your love, why should we care? What isn’t fair (and unconstitutional) is saying that if you don’t like gays getting married,  your discriminating and the state can punish you. I once had a dentist refuse to treat me, because his assistant didn’t like me. So, I went to another dentist.

I was upset, but I got over it. Where is OUR freedom of thought? Of speech? Of the right to have our own opinions? And by the way, of COURSE the founders would have thought it absurd.  They were mostly Christians.

And speaking of nothing in particular. Tonight I went to a seminar on hormones and their effect on the thyroid system. The Dr. said that to do 12 minutes of getting your heart rate up is more effective than an hour pumping iron. The lady in back of me, who was at least 65, then said..

“So, you mean short and hard is better than long and soft?”

Everybody laughed, but she really didn’t get it.

I know. She really was…in this day and age, that innocent. God bless her heart.

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And speaking of sex…it seems the techies can’t WAIT  to have sex with machines: They now have robots pole dancing in London:

The robots will be pole dancing for the remaining four days of the event, along with presentations from leading figures in the technology industry.

So far, Stephen Hawkins has not made a comment on this particular use for machines, but he seems to think we all need to get off the planet because the machines are going to kill us all.

And they are even going to do this without suffering from PMS. That’s progress.

I vote we send that guy to Mars, with a pole dancing machine.

Better yet, send some of those pole dancing machines to the White House. One more speech about police brutality and maybe…the robots will attack and save us all from two more years.

(NSA…that WAS supposed to be a joke. Thank you. Go back to your normal porn station.)

April 29, 2015 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | gays, humor, Uncategorized | Humor, politics