Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary Clinton VS Bill Clinton

Nobody’s Perfect

Let’s tell the truth here: After 8 years of Obama, the LAST thing we need is another 8 years of the Clintons…but…It’s that time again: Hillary is running for President. Or is Bill?Bill and Hillary five

Nobody likes Hillary. She can’t seem to draw a crowd of over twenty people, and CNN can only prop her up for so long…so today, she bought out the biggest Ace she has: Bill Clinton.

She had no choice. It’s that bad.

Bill drew more people than Hillary. He filled up half of a school lunch room. People go to see Bill for sheer curiosity alone, showing how stupid they are.  And he talked for about an hour, about all kinds of things….one of them being how Hillary was going to help all those poor drug addicts in our country. (I’ll get to that golden nugget later on this week.)

Hillary’s ‘sexist’ platform went over like a smashed roach on the sidewalk of New York. She has promised to bring the middle class back, but everybody knows that’s a joke..and needless to say, she isn’t going to talk about the mess she made in the Middle East, so finding subjects that can excite the people can be hard. So—-Hillary has announced she is going to get the answers to Area 51.

UFO’s.Hillary and aliens

Wow.

Nobody Wonders who came up with the pressing problems of UFO’s, because unless UFO’s start collecting our taxes, not too many people are worried about them.

Open the archives Hillary. Tell us what the aliens told you…is it about how we are destroying the planet with fossil fuels, cows, and plastic bags? After all, you used to talk to Eleanor Roosevelt: What’s a few aliens compared to her?

“I think we may have been [visited already]. We don’t know for sure,” the former secretary of state told the newspaper Dec. 30.

John Podesta, Clinton’s campaign chairman and former White House chief of staff under Bill Clinton, believes in UFO theories.

“He has made me personally pledge we are going to get the information out. One way or another. Maybe we could have, like, a task force to go to Area 51,” Mrs. Clinton said.

On the other hand—forget about whether we’ve been visited by aliens…WE want to know something a bit more important to us: I want to know the secrets behind Bill’s secret kill list. You know the one. No other political couple since Stalin and Lenin have had a regular yellow brick road of mysterious deaths, straying behind them…like a Nascar leaving a trail of dust down a long country road. Too many people that have personally worked for the Clintons have died before their time.

The ‘conspiracy’ theory is: over 60 people who have worked for the Clintons have died, and that’s a pretty high percentage.Bill and Hillary lists

But…let’s be fair, shall we? (For the readers that want backup research)

Let’s go to Snopes, the website owned and financed by George ( The Jew who worked for the Nazi’s) Soros…and find out that, that gee..that list is bogus….people die you silly idiots!

A new version of a lengthy list of deaths associated with Bill Clinton began circulating on the Internet in August 1998. According to it, there have been close to fifty suspicious deaths of colleagues, advisors and citizens who were about to testify against the Clintons, with the unstated implication that Bill Clinton or his henchmen were behind each untimely demise.

Bill Clinton never had anyone killed, nor did Hillary, and he certainly would have killed Monica Lewinsky, right? Do you think Jennifer Flowers was making up the fact that SHE was threatened too?

Bill Clinton is just too nice of a guy to order any sort of ‘killing’ right?

Right. Right. ….right. Uh…right.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?Bill and aliens

Is it Hillary Clinton, who is so desperate for good ratings that she has to bring out her “running out of gas” husband to talk about HIS good old days as President, and then promise to solve the UFO problem? Right now, people are wondering how they are going to pay for their life saving medications, I hardly think alien life is going to bother them much..unless the aliens can get rid of all our corrupt politicians.

Or is it Bill Clinton—who not only had a suspected kill hit list, but picked up more woman than he even remembers and I think THAT’s a good list to start with. There were literally hundreds of woman that Bill Clinton picked up throughout his marriage to Hillary. Has anybody checked to see if they are all still alive?

And in answer to the question: Why wasn’t Monika bumped off?

Maybe it was BILL that saved her …

Maybe Bill wasn’t doing all the hits.

Maybe Bill, let Hillary do it all.

Maybe we will never know.

But one thing we do know, or can easily imagine…..maybe Bill doesn’t want Hillary to be President…because THEN he would have to be back in the White House and hanging out with her for another 8 years…all those Photo ops. After all, where is he going to hide his interns now?

Bill may not be perfect, but one thing we do know…He’s smarter than her.

While Hillary was running around the world pretending to be Secretary of State, who was making all the big money giving speeches?

So, Congratulations Hillary! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award of the century. You have managed to screw up everybody’s world daily.

You are one feminist who couldn’t make it on her own. You had to marry to get to the top…and now he has to make all the money for you so you can fulfill your lifelong dream…

The first woman President of the United States.Bill and Hillary poster

 

 

 

 

 

 

January 5, 2016 - Posted by | Clintons, Uncategorized | ,

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