Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Drinky VS Japanese Sex Doll

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two robots invented for lonely souls: Drinky VS Sex Robot (insert..whatever name you want to name her, here:______.)

Yes….America won the war with Japan. But, they came back and destroyed our auto industry. Revenge is sweet. And now, the Japanese are going for the BIGGER American market.

The market of all markets: Sex and booze. They give us: Drinky VS Sex Woman

First up: Some lonely Asian named Eunchan Park was pretty upset that he had to drink alone on Christmas Eve. So, he invented Drinky.  A lovable ‘guy’ who will toast you, and drink with you all night long. Best of all, he will listen to all your complaints. Although, he’s not perfect…he can’t stumble down, or throw up with you yet, or tell a good joke, but, give him time.

On the other hand, Japanese men must be having problems finding sexual partners…because some guy got lonely, and wanted a real sex doll to talk to. You COULD buy just a regular rubber sex doll, who should delight you…but this one winks, smiles, nods, and bows.

Wow. A woman who will bow to you! The American men will go insane. Now that Tinder has been exposed as a fraud, it won’t be long before American women will have a hard time finding any man to buy her a drink. Japanese Sex Doll is not perfect yet. I don’t think she can cook breakfast, but I’m not sure that’s important.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it Drinky, who will always be there on every holiday to drink with you when nobody else will?

Or is it the Japanese Sex companion? A woman who by all accounts, looks like the REAL thing?

Drinky wins! Why you ask?  He’s inexpensive, you can take him everywhere, and compared to the Robot Sex Woman, whose price is over $5,000, not many POOR men can afford her. But the poor drinking man (or woman, and I know a few I could give one of these too) would love to have Drinky sitting on their kitchen table.

On the other hand, Japanese Sex Doll is cheaper than your average divorce, and you can turn her off. Something that you can’t do with most women.

So….Congratulations Drinky! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week.

Now, I suggest we send the loser to Bill Clinton, he must get VERY lonely.

January 11, 2016 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

David Bowie: RIP…and Take Your Music With You

Nobody Flashes

Okay, I can’t help myself. This is probably one of the meanest things I will ever write outside of politics.

David Bowie died, and like Charlie Sheen, some of us out in common sense land have NO idea why all the fuss.

He was a notorious drug addict, a sex addicted narcissist, who, like Obama, knew the right powerful people to become successful.

To me, his music sucked. First: His vocal range was short of middle C to maybe Bb. VERY limited. An elephant has more range.

His chords in all his music are so BORING and so repetitious you almost needed to be on drugs to listen to them.

His MAIN talent, was…inventing new looks for himself to keep him on the fashion pages, as the NEW bi-sexual, gay, no…womanizer, no…genius…oh look…he’s such a genius…

WHAT? In what? Even Andy Warhol had more talent and that’s not saying much.

No, he couldn’t sing, but neither could Bob Dylan, so I always turned his songs off whenever I heard them. Bob Dylan at least recorded some decent stuff, even though he couldn’t sing.

His music was to me…how can I say this: It was like waking up to a breakfast of eggs, filled with cigarette ashes. YUK.

It just goes to show you how far we have fallen to say someone is a ‘genius.’ From Beethoven, to Bowie. Really? REALLY?

Even some of the rap music is better.

To be fair, maybe he had some good songs and I never heard them because I hated the HITS he had so much, I stayed away from anything he ever wrote. Thank GOD I never had to sing or play him in all the forty years I was in music.

He made Donna Summers look like Bach.

Bowie…was a marketing genius.  But genius musician? Uh….sorry.

Not in my Nobody Opinion. Bowie

 

 

 

January 11, 2016 Posted by | music, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments

Nobody Thinks David Icke Makes Sense.

Nobody’s Opinion

I didn’t want to write my usual long rant today, instead, I was hoping to let everyone take the time and give this video a listen.

David Icke, has been reported by just about everyone to be a complete wacko. And yet, by all accounts, he has worked on trying to figure out the people in power, and why they do the things they do all his life. I happen to think, if you watch the events going on all around us, he makes sense. At least I would agree with 70 percent of what he says.

Why else do all actors have to play gay women? Why else do we have to watch our Christianity be destroyed? (With the help of the Pope no less.)

Here he explains it all, as simply as he can. The trick is, to listen. You don’t have to agree with him, just listen.

As he says, Obama and George Bush seem like complete opposites. Romney and Obama seemed like opposite and yet, Romney had many of the same policies that Obama had when it came down to it. It’s as if it was two different animals going after the same prey.

If you go by what David says, that most of the politicians get their orders from top elites…then that would explain why our  newly elected representatives that got to Washington D.C., gave Obama even MORE money and power than he wanted.

Remember Paul Ryan? When he ran for Vice President they put out the image that he was just like us…a good simple man, with a family, who lived in Wisconsin. The real fact is, Ryan has lived in Washington since 1999. This “I want to go home to be with my family” now, can hardly be believed. I saw him just last weekend on C-Span talking to Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, and Chris Christie about education. As if, someone thought that if the people just see that Paul Ryan likes Jeb, then Jeb will come back.

Not likely, but they just keep trying.

Donald Trump is leading and drawing big crowds everywhere, and yet, all the news, both MSNBC and FOX are still attacking him as a disaster. He won’t win….they say it over and over.

Hillary was chosen long ago to be the next President, of that I am convinced.

EVERYBODY KNOWS that having two families rule this nation for over forty years, is not ‘progressive’ at all. In its essence, It’s about as un-American as King George. And yet, they think they can just sell her as a historical first! A Woman! We need to catch up with the world…look at Angela Merkel!

(Yes, look at her.)

To many of us watching the events of the Obama administration, and the actions of the EU in Brussels…the disruption of the Middle East almost seems to have been fueled by Obama…and now, the leaders of the Western Civilization has been welcoming Muslims into their countries with open arms.

Why? It’s chaos. Rapes, suspected terrorists…why would they even do it?

What if, they want the chaos, because if there is an attack, caused by a refugee–then to ‘solve’ the problem of how to tell who is a terrorist or who isn’t, everyone coming into the EU and the US will need to be microchips.

Probably on their hands. (Google micro chipping on YouTube…it’s in the U.N. agenda. It’s in the World Bank documents. It’s not just a ‘conspiracy.’

From then on, it will only be a matter of time before everybody on the planet needs to be microchips.

IF …god forbid…some disaster happens due to one of these immigrants than the microchip mandatory law will be sold easily for our own “protection.”

Look what they did after 9/11. Now, people have to go throw scanners at airports, and very quietly, now, they can demand you go throw the XRAY machines. Before you could refuse.

No more.

Not to mention we wouldn’t even KNOW about the NSA if Snowden hadn’t of told us….but everyone accepted it..and why?

We had no choice. It was for our own ‘protection.’ They TOLD us how to think about it, day after day on our big screen TV’s.

Now, does this cabal control Donald Trump?

I don’t think so.

There once was a man who tried to warn the American people about our jobs being shipped overseas. His name was Ross Perot. He quit the Presidential race because he said that his family’s very lives had been threatened.

Funny, how he just disappeared. I haven’t seen him interviewed in all these years, have you? He’s still alive, but he stays completely away from politics.

Donald Trump might make it to the nomination, but you can bet, that if he is running against Hillary, he will win.

BUT…the media will say, he lost by a ‘hair’.

That is…if David Icke is right.

 

 

 

January 11, 2016 Posted by | New World Order, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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