Iron Zuckerface…Answer the Doorbell.
“My personal challenge for 2016 is to build a simple AI to run my home and help me with my work. You can think of it kind of like Jarvis in Iron Man. Every challenge has a theme, and this year’s theme is invention.This should be a fun intellectual challenge to code this for myself. I’m looking forward to sharing what I learn over the course of the year.”
Mark Zuckerface announced his New Year’s resolution: He is going to invent a Butler. A machine Butler. Forget those old Mexicans…those are for OTHER rich people. No…if this butler works, and rich people start buying them, than THINK: The Mexicans who work for the rich as cooks, gardeners, maids, and butlers, will be out of a job. What a cruel thing to do!…Putting illegals out of a job, and keeping the American dream forever away from them?
So….why is Mark promoting amnesty and more immigration then, if he is thinking of replacing them all with robots? Well, don’t fret. Mark will need cheap labor from all countries to work for Mark to MAKE those cheap butlers.
Mark added: “I’ll teach it to let friends in by looking at their faces when they ring the doorbell,” he wrote. “I’ll teach it to let me know if anything is going on in Max’s room that I need to check on when I’m not with her.”
Yes, Mark’s new butler will be able to look them in the eye and take their picture, and face scan too.
Of course, only the rich will be able to afford one. Or maybe this is just to make his rich friends jealous. Or he just got bored. Or he thinks he’s really Ironman.
Mark’s butler will be a smashing success for one reason: Mark always wears the same tee-shirt and jeans, and polishing his shoes won’t fry any circuits.
Now…if he can make one for every person on the planet…a robot that will clean the house, wash the dishes, do the laundry, pick up dog poop, feed the cat, change the diaper, pick up gumballs, mow the lawn, answer and read out-loud ALL the FACEBOOKS emails from all her friends, take care of ALL Emails and trash jobs..and do all the man jobs that women can’t do….. then woman will forever be grateful.
Until that moment, then, keep inventing Zuckerface. Jeff Bezos is going to Mars, someday…and when he does finally leave, you’ll be King.