Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody Wins With Harvard Presidential Incubator Babies

Nobody Wins: Mitt Romney is learning how to be a politician, something he lacked in the last election.
 
He implemented Obamacare in Massachusetts before Obama did it. For a man who knew he was going to run for President again, that was remarkably stupid.
 
Here’s some of the statements he is coming up with lately:

“We were one of the laboratories of democracy. Our experiment wasn’t perfect—some things worked, some didn’t, and some things I’d change. One thing I would never do is to usurp the constitutional power of states with a one-size-fits-all federal takeover.”

 “I would repeal Obamacare, if I were ever in a position to do so. (Nobody emphasises— There’s the key to the politician’s, get-out-of-my- promises-for-free card.) My experience has taught me that states are where healthcare programs for the uninsured should be crafted, just as the Constitution provides. Obamacare is bad law, bad policy, and it is bad for America’s families.”
 
“The right answer is to believe in America—to believe in freedom, free enterprise, capitalism, limited government, federalism—and to believe in the constitution, as it was written and intended by the founders.”
To which this nobody says: You didn’t know that two years ago Mitt, and HOW old are you? How in the world can we believe that you even have an IQ of an Abalone in heat?
 
Wait…this is just politics.
 
Who in their right minds would trust a guy who uses American people as guinea pigs in a laboratory? That’s how they look at us. As rats to experiment with. They must have programs at Harvard designed just for that. They use to call it social studies, now it’s social engineering, Harvard 103.
 
The fact is: Romney is very much a part of the Harvard rich elite incubator—all of our recent Presidents have come out of it. So, if it’s really true that the Yale/Harvard rich are running the country, than no matter what we do, Mitt will be the next President.
 
UNLESS..there is an attack, and Jeb Bush runs. (Don’t be so pessimistic Joyanna— Okay, I have dyspepsia tonight, I’ll admit it. All that butter.)
 
Mitt Romney wants to be President, and he seems willing to spend his entire fortune. He’s got the Bushes behind him, but like the Bushes, Mitt just cannot stop being a big Rhino. The fact that he spent millions of his own money last time to be President, and this time is going to cost him a lot more…makes you wonder…why?
 
His father was the head of American Motors, and Mitt was named after the owner of Marriott, who was his father’s best friend. This guy has a plutonian spoon in his mouth, a Harvard faculty hooked to his nose, and the road to further globalization is his destiny.
 
Nobody is saying he is not a nice man, it’s just that “We the little people” have been forgotten with the Harvard babies. Daddy Bush, Clinton, George W., Obama,…all come from the Harvard Presidential incubator. One more is not going to help.
 
Mitt’s failed plans of Universal Health Care cost the good Massachusetts people a bundle. So, I figure— save the money for your Presidential run, Mr. Romney. Pay back the poor people you swindled with your Health Care Program…and THEN run for President.
 
Michael Moore..is watching.

March 7, 2011 Posted by | politics, Presidents | | 5 Comments

Sarah Palin: Kick off the Glass Slippers and Roar

Nobody’s Opinion: She calls herself a Commonsense Constitutional Conservative, a die-hard Republican, and a staunch flag-waving, patriotic American. She can hunt, fish, write, kill, skin and cook a moose, and work hard as a public servant every day with the utmost devotion to her beloved Alaska. She is an exceptional mother to her five children, and she can charm you with her beautiful face and unabashed ability to look damn good in high heels.
Sarah Palin, is by all means, the quintessence of an American woman–the real deal. She also calls herself a conservative feminist…born from the fire of the frontier American woman who helped build this country–a woman, who at the tender age of eleven, knew she was destined for great things.
 
After you read her book, “America by Heart” you realize, Sarah Palin is all that you want her to be. Grounded, upbeat, positive, sweet, smart, and centered like a North Star (in her own words) to the good graces of her religion and her family. Even if she never becomes our President, she has our thanks for just being herself and giving us her thoughts, prayers, and inspiration.
 
Having said that: Newt Gingrich could have written this book, because, besides the few personal stories of her relations with her children, it’s mostly a book about America, and very short on what she would do if she could, to get America back on course.
 
In other words, it left something to be desired for those of us who want her to fight for it…the Presidency that is: a bit more than she has.
 
We have all seen just how good Newt Gingrich can talk the American dream…but most of us realized he is a part of the globalization, social engineering, Washington entrenched Rhino’s that have made a mess of the country. Will Sarah keep herself true to her own inner gut, or will she take the same course of the elite Republicans that have had the most power in the last decade? Will she break from them?
 
We don’t know. She talks highly of them all: McCain, the Bushes, and Romney. But maybe that’s just a strategy.
 
We need to hear some “ideas” on what she would do to put us on the right course. I’d like to see a little more Chris Christie in Palin..but I don’t think we will.
 
Like Obama, Sarah came at us out of nowhere, almost it seems to SAVE the Republican Party at the last minute, because that’s exactly what she did. She was hand-picked to make the race close. I don’t believe anything in politics is a coincidence. It seems by anyone who is used to this game, they ran John McCain to lose, and then introduced Sarah to the nation, to run in 2012.
 
And that’s the question here: Sarah Palin, while she likes the tea party people, doesn’t say much about them in this book. She also doesn’t think much of the “birth certificate problem” either, which right away, makes me want to say..”Uh..isn’t THAT in our Constitution Sarah? You care about the Constitution don’t you?”
 
Will she insist on Obama’s showing a legitimate background check before he runs again?
 
Nope– don’t expect it.
 
And this is when you realize…Sarah is…a really good politician. She’s not showing her hand, she is in the game to bluff, or hold em’, or fold em’, and she will stay nebulous, as all good ‘politicians’ do..always honing in on us her almost perfect image.
 
I believe, she wants very badly to be President. There have to be some pretty big players helping her out, because let’s face it—we are not seeing Mitt Romney getting the press, or running around the world, or getting prime time on Fox News, or getting his own TV show.
 
She has the glass slipper..from silent powerful backers…whoever they are.
 
In her book, Sarah picks some favorite American hero’s to emulate. Martin Luther King, John Adams, John McCain, and a man who has been ignored for much too long– Booker T. Washington. Just the fact that she mentioned this black hero, who most others do not even talk about, makes me have faith that, if she becomes President, she will do …all the right things.
 
So, can she win? According to the latest polls, Trump fared far better in a three-way contest involving Obama, Trump, and Palin: While Obama received 51 percent to Palin’s 40 percent in a head-to-head matchup, with Trump in the race Obama dipped to 48 percent, Palin plunged to 21 percent, and Trump received 20 percent.
 
And with the country over 70 trillion dollars in debt, (counting future debts) and falling off the edge…Sarah has a liability: she is not exactly strong on the financial side….not like Trump. Palin might have the big guys behind her…but she still has to convince some of us that she’s not just there to remind us where we have been…but where she is going to take us…her vision.
 
Sure, we all love America, and our great soldiers, our rich history, and our great American moral integrity…but this isn’t a romantic movie. This is real life, and while your momma told you love was all you need.. sooner or later, you figure out. —you can’t eat love. Survival comes first. And America is in a deep survival mode right now.
 
This nobody thinks Sarah needs to be a lot more like the great grizzly momma bears she talks about in her book:-women like Elizabeth the First, Golda Meir, and Margaret Thatcher.
 
So, take off your glass slippers Sarah…try being a little bit less of a politician, and a little bit more of a dangerous mama bear.
 
This Nobody is waiting.

February 27, 2011 Posted by | politics, Presidents | | 13 Comments

Forget the Hope and Change: Try True Grit

Nobody’s Opinion

Just like his old buddy Bill Clinton before him, ‘President’ Obama took his good old sweet time condemning that talented terrorist, Muammar Gaddafi (or Gaddhafi, or as I prefer to call him…Gollum Mooointhemud) Liberals never get in the way of a good massacre. How many time did we hear Bill Clinton say—Well, I DO feel bad about Rwanda…we just couldn’t do anything.? Later we learned how many lovely acres of prime real estate that his good buddies from the Lippo Group owned in Rwanda….but that’s another blog. But let’s face it, when it comes to making deals with terrorists….

Nobody’s Perfect

When George W. Bush was President, he made a deal with Gaddafi, even after it was proven that he masterminded the death of over 270 people, (And the numbers increase as we speak.)  That’s okay— what was important was that he promised not to pursue nuclear weapons. And so, the Prime Minister of England let an old guy faking illness, (Magrahi) the killer of those poor people, go home to a hero’s welcome…in exchange of course for oil rights. When justice has to prevail, our big Western leaders play the hand of…so what? Soooooo…

Nobody Cares–

 When Sting– (you remember him…Sting– British singer) says the West  “should start treating the Arab culture (in) a better way. ”    Really? How’s that?

Nobody Knows

What “better way” we should treat them? After all, they are let into our country with no serious screenings, and then we get Ft. Hood, tennis shoe bombers, underwear bombers, I just want to blow up George Bush’s house bombers, and it’s as if…

Nobody Remembers…

9/11…BUT…good news! There is one man who is….

Nobody’s Fool—

Check out how Allen West handles this “CAIR” guy.  (see video) This guy is great. I love it. We need to fill up the halls of Congress with men like this.

Nobody Flashes—

That according to the Wall Street Journal, the Federal Reserve caused the inflation that lead to higher food prices, which lead to the horrible riots and uprising in the Middle East. Bill Clinton is telling the farmers maybe they should grow more corn, and cut back on that ethanol production. Gee…Bill just can’t pass up a good husk, can he?

Nobody Wins

And back here at home, we have our own “union” problems. Half the people are paying for the health care and pensions for the other half of the people, and there is no money left. If the unions win…sooner or later, there will be a lot of really mad people. And while the Democrats are mad becase they lost the elections, they have just decided to go to another state when they are losing—sooooooo…

Nobody Wonders:

 So–what if this new democratic play of– “If I don” get my way, I’ll just take my ball and go hide! Nah!!!” , travels up to the halls of Congress and nothing ever gets done? (I know, so what’s new about that, Joyanna?)

Have no fear…good men and women with True Grit, like Allen West, are coming to save the day! You wanted a GOOD ending, didn’t you?  Nobody is as hopeful as me.

February 24, 2011 Posted by | Federal Reserve, Islam, politics | , | 4 Comments

Harry Reid: Never Met a Bunny Branch Prostitute He Really Liked

Nobody Wins: Harry Reid came out today and announced that he wants to outlaw prostitution in Nevada. When he said, “the time has come for us to outlaw prostitution,” the crowd in the Assembly chambers was silent. Not only were they silent, but in the front row, sitting with about 8 other prostitutes, was a big beautiful blond, who started crying.
You can just imagine what she was thinking. Would she then have to go out on the strip and join all the other prostitutes lined up on every corner, with Jose standing right behind her telling her to hustle? Standing there with all her calling cards. No one to watch her back. Thinking of endless nights in jail..paying fines. No more protection. No more steady clients.
 
“Here honey, call me!”
 
I don’t know about you…but if you’ve ever been to Vegas you can’t walk far without some pretty young thing soliciting you with “call me” cards. Most of them can’t speak English. All I kept thinking when I walked pass them was, “My god..what if there is some kind of Ebola on these things, and I catch it?” They practically stuff them in your hand, and those girls are everywhere.
 
Why…is he doing this? So that all the illegal prostitutes will support him when he gets rid of term limits? Are the illegals crying because too many Mexican maids have been laid off? Or is this just a ploy to GET them all to unionize?
 
Cocaine, is against the law, marijuana is against the law, murder is against the law, being illegal and in this country is against the law—and YET…there is an over abundance of them all.
 
Yeah, that ought to work there Harry. That’s using your pea brain.
 
Harry said, “Let’s have an adult conversation about an adult subject.”
Finally. Let’s. Okay Harry…If you are going to outlaw prostitutes in Nevada, then it’s only fair that all the prostitutes in our Congress (and that includes our executive branch) should be fined and put in jail for the obvious prostitutes that they are. Clean up all the prostitutes in Washington D.C, Harry, first.
 
Trying to clean up prostitution in Nevada, is like trying to ban sea gulls from the San Francisco Bay, or seeing Harry Reid quit his job after shamefully admitting what a pea brain he is. Won’t happen in my lifetime.
 
So, what is this really about? Maybe he just wanted to get in the news, and be popular again. Wait…that won’t happen in my lifetime either. That blond can stop crying now.

February 23, 2011 Posted by | politics, Prostitution, Union | , , | 2 Comments

Nudging the Natives To Speak Spanish

Nobody’s Fool: If you were the ruler of the United States, and believed that due to the declining birth rates, you needed to repopulate the country, but unfortunately, you felt your best option was to repopulate with a people who spoke another language? What could you do?

How do you manipulate a sovereign “people” into getting prepared to accept the fact that the United States is going to be a bilingual nation…much like Canada? In fact, in the future by 2050, it is predicted that the Hispanic, Spanish- speaking people will be in the majority.

Obviously, instead of making the Spanish people learn English, which Newt Gingrich has assured us will STILL be spoken in Congress if nowhere else, (Thanks alot Newt) you believe that it’s more important for the natives to learn to speak Spanish.

And this is how they will do it: By, as Rahm Emanuel likes to say—a “nudge.”

You pick the most conservative state you can find (TEXAS) and you MANDATE that the children of that state (all they needed was a few schools) must learn the language of our closest enemies….Arabic. You call it “the language of the future” and then, you sit back and watch the outrage.

“I can’t believe it’s happening,” said a woman from Dallas on the Glenn Beck radio program.

“This makes NO sense at all…If we have to mandate any other language for our children to learn, it should be Spanish, because so many Mexican are here.”

Exactly.

By giving you a much HARDER choice, you pick the one they really want you to pick.

They do this very same thing with gas prices. Remember a couple of years ago when the prices went up to over $4 dollars a gallon? We had been paying around $1.76. —-so, when it came down to two dollars, we were relieved.

“Whew…well, at least it’s only $2.50 cents a gallons.” we all said.

Parents do this with kids. If the kid doesn’t want to eat his peas, mom presents the vegetable only served to gumless grandmothers and drunken Irishmen on St. Patty’s Day… an alternative: cauliflower.

Works every time.

If anybody is fooled by this insane mandate…at least I can say…

I’m Nobody’s Fool.

 

 

February 10, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Hispanic, politics, schools | 4 Comments

Obama: Caliphating Jesus

Nobody’s Fool: Gee…there must have been quite a few blogs besides mine (Obama King Tut) stating that Obama is a Muslim this last week, BECAUSE…(What? You think they are not monitoring the internet?) —because Obama actually attended the annual White House prayer group, and used it to reaffirmed to the world that he was a Christian.
 
Whoa.
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“Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.” he said. And it was his faith that lead him to be a community organizer, which lead him to save all those poor people on the Southside of Chicago. And it was there he found Jesus, at the foot of Reverend Wright.  It was also during this time that he had a lot of fun trying different drugs…‘Praise the Lord!’
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Obama likes the image of Jesus. He really set himself up to be “a savior” of healing at the funeral “celebration” of Gabrielle Gifford. Obama mentioned that ‘Gabby’ started to heal at the sense of his mere presence, and he made sure everyone at that rally knew it.
Obama is Nobody’s Fool. He brings out the race card, the religious card, the freedom card, and even the “I am humble” card whenever it scores him points.
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The video I posted yesterday was taken long after his days as a community organizer. Did he just forget that he had been “saved” by Jesus? Was this a “mental” breakdown…beginnings of Alzheimer’s? Or was it just a political “oops” moment?
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Today…Obama got the perfect opportunity to not only put forth his belief in the government taking from the rich and giving to the poor, (communism) by using the church and handpicking it’s teachings, it also gave him an opportunity to pray for the Egyptian people, and knock the “private sector.”  It was a good day to move his agendas.
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The private sector can’t always take care of the poor, so the government needs to step in, he said…. “Ask any Haitian.” Obama smiled and said. No…he didn’t say that.. (How could he?) I just wanted to make sure you made it this far!
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In a true, golden Obama moment, he DID say; “We are reminded that ultimately what matters is not what other people say of us but whether we’re being true to our conscious and true to our God–” When I wake in the morning, I wait on the Lord, and I ask him to give me the strength to do right by our country and its people.”
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Right, and I get up and Mel Gibson serves me breakfast in bed, and tells me he will save me from Obamacare when the “government” decides I cannot have another operation when I’m 62, thanks to Obama’s conscious.
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Do you really buy that Obama is a Christian? Would a Christian have supported the building of a Mosque on ground Zero? Would a Christian welcome with open arms and great praise a religion that keeps half its population in bondage?
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(Hey–imagine if the women in Egypt had been allowed to protest? The pyramids would maybe have finally gotten cleaned.)
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Throughout the ages, Islam has always been spread the very same way. When the Muslims came into countries and took them over, they first built the Mosques– RIGHT next to the Christian Churches..and then, in a few years, that church is turned into a Mosque– Allah Constantinople. The Muslims already have a strong hold in Europe, and Michigan isn’t looking too promising.
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So…can we dare ask the question: “Is Obama not only wanting to “fundamentally change” America, –but the whole world?”
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This on WorldNet Daily: –The White House has been almost openly championing the unrest in Egypt. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called for an “orderly transition” to democracy in Egypt, where the Muslim Brotherhood is the main opposition group.
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And–Last Friday, President George W. Bush’s former press spokeswoman, Dana Perino, told Fox News, “Don’t be afraid of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. This has nothing to do with religion.” (Huh?)
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If Obama, and other “globalists” have used the opportunity to turn the Middle East into a hotbed of chaos in order to bring on a global WWIII, so that the plans of the elites ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT can happen naturally–Obama can claim while watching the global destruction —- He was just serving his lord…Jesus. Praise be to Allah.
 
“Somewhere over the rainbow…blue birds fly…….”

Sorry, I needed a happy ending.
(Oh, the statue of Michelle has no meaning to this article. I just thought she looked like a pornographic Queen Nefertiti, on her way to the takover of America. I can’t WAIT to see Obama’s bust, can you?)

February 3, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Middle East, politics | , , | 1 Comment

Obama King Tut

Nobody Remembers –

 —This little slip of the tongue. Obama is a Muslim, and like all good Muslims in America, he hides his faith. And if you take note…the reporter corrected his little secret instanly, as if it’s a well know fact with many of the media. Remember…look at the ease in which he states the fact.

But, even if you believe his statements that he is a Christian,  we have watched his actions haven’t we? When he closed down NASA, he gave them a new order…make sure and help those poor misguided camel riders of Islam..get them up to speed with the United States and most importantly, help their esteem.

And then, remember his statement about how the Muslims have made wonderful contributions to America? They are as much a part of America as the rest of us?

Right…and my name is Osama Bin Liden.

It has been reported, in many various media’s, that the Obama adminstration was talking to the Muslim Brotherhood before these riots, and the liberal media has made an all out effort to tell us…”Oh, they aren’t so bad..really nice guys, come on…they are only twenty percent of the people!”

Obama is no friend to the Jews, and he has made it quite obvious he blames them for Gaza.

While Obama and his favorite parrot, Mr. Gibbs,  keep repeating platitudes of freedom and the people will decide, yada yada…this nobody doesn’t buy it.

What a better way to promote his favorite religion than to promote the Brotherhood in Egypt? America has given over $50 billion in the last decade to Mubarack, mostly in military weapons.

 Think of what the “Brotherhood” could do with those weapons.

Democracy in the Islamic countries means radical jihadests, Hamas, Hezbollah…and all those really great guys who hate us. George W. Bush found that out. You cannot promote democracy to these people, their religion does not even allow it.

Here’s the question: just how many American companies are in Egypt right now?  And Obama is in talks with energy companies as we speak…

With a Muslim in the White House…we can only pray we make it to the next election.

(And no…I won’t take that back. Unlike other people, I happened to still believe my own…ears and eyes. )

February 2, 2011 Posted by | Middle East, Obama, politics, Uncategorized | , | 6 Comments

Government Officials:RUN TO THE BUNKERS! IT’S SNOWING!


Nobody Cares that most everyone in the United States woke up today to the dire warnings from their TV’s that, once again, global warming is destroying the earth.

Chicago will be the first to go….

“In fact, scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe. Snow has two simple ingredients: cold and moisture. Warmer air collects moisture like a sponge until it hits a patch of cold air. When temperatures dip below freezing, a lot of moisture creates a lot of snow. A rise in global temperature can create all sorts of havoc, ranging from hotter dry spells to colder winters, along with increasingly violent storms, flooding, forest fires and loss of endangered species.”—Al Gore and his global buddies.

(They forgot to mention that due to global warming, George Bush was born.)

Not only that, but the ice and snow storm that is sweeping across the United States tonight is considered so serious that we were told early this morning that all the prominent officials of our city and county were already safe inside the “bunkers.”

That was a first for me.

Since when does a snow storm require that all major government officials have to react as if it’s a major terrorist attack and go running into some undisclosed bunker? Most of them have big beautiful homes. Wouldn’t they rather be at home, snug in their own beds?

What are they afraid of?

The sleet came down, and our mailman delivered the mail, and the trash was picked up, and yet, I was picturing our whole city government somewhere underground doing what? Playing poker?  Watching reruns of “The Day After Tomorrow?”

Last week I went with a friend to a retirement party for police officers. The chief of police made a long speech about health care etc..but, he warned: they all better be sure to give him a number where they could be brought back into service on short notice because he said, “It’s not IF we have a terrorist attack, it’s when.”

How many times have we heard THAT before?

I’m starting to think they are using this “storm” as a practice run for these terrorists attacks they know are coming. All the elites need to know where to go..god forbid we lose any of them.

As you can see from these pictures, other counties do not FEAR great snow. They also do not fear nuclear attacks as much as we do, because even China and Russia have bunkers for their people. Al Gore personally gave billions to Russia when he was Vice President, and they in turn, used it for just that purpose. Millions can fit into their bunkers, thanks to us! 

As for the snow, other countries just deal with it. It does not always mean “Call out the National Guard.”

It’s seems in these dire days, we have a LOT to fear: snow, ice, food shortages, Iran, no heat, no cell phone service, no internet, Muslims in our neighborhood…Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney, fat people, old people, tea party people, salt, McDonalds, soda, gasoline, Glenn Beck,  plane delays, traffic jams, hundreds of Movie Award Shows…

But the biggest fear of all to this nobody is:

Government officials in bunkers….who are afraid of the snow. We’ve seen what happens when you get them all in one place.

I’m just saying.

February 1, 2011 Posted by | global warming, politics | , | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Mosley Braun

Nobody’s Perfect:

Obama wins hands down in the Nobody’s Perfect category this week, for once again, being on the wrong side at the wrong time while we watch the Muslim riots in Cairo.

When it comes to the Muslim world, he is staying out of it. Nevertheless, by not supporting the riots in Iran, something that might have REALLY helped the Middle East to some stability, but by supporting the Brothers of Muslims in Cairo, really, by his silence, he is starting to look as if he FAVORS a Muslim world, and the downfall of America

I’d say it’s a bit too late for Obama to channel Ronald Reagan.

Our President has cut off all our oil wells, while letting Cuba, China, and any other country who cares to drill in the very waters we are denied. And now..as if on cue…this.

I think you could say right here, that he has put America in mortal danger.
All we can conclude is the corporations are running the show. This oil debacle coming our way will force Americans into GE’s and the UN’s green energy trazillons dollar bonanza. It seems that’s the idea.

I would call that an impeachable act, but what do I know besides the Constitution?. The Constitution which Obama admits he’d liked to change.

Why is he making so many mistakes? Well, I think Carol Mosley Braun might have inadvertently found the answer. (see video)

Carol is running for Mayor of Chicago against Rahm Emanuel, who everybody knows, has already got the job. Nevertheless, if you listen to this fight, Carol ..who has been a Senator among many other things, attacks her opponent Patricia Van Pelt-Watkin for being a crack addict. That’s why she is so clueless, says MS Braun.

Because of crack cocaine, she is not qualified. (Notice, she did not say she was invested with a worm.) She said it with all the grace of a warthog in heat. (I have seen a warthog in heat…not pretty.) And this is not the first time she has done this: She once attacked George Will.

In 1998, after George Will wrote a column reviewing allegations of corruption against her, Moseley Braun responded to Will’s comments, saying that “I think because he couldn’t say nigger, he said corrupt.” And guess what? Carol WASN’T on drugs when she said it! That’s all her.

So, we might conclude, by her logic, that Barack Obama, a man who did more cocaine in his lifetime (by his own admission) than Patricia Van Pelt-Watkin, is just clueless due to the fact that he has missed a lifetime of good brain use. His poor brain, might still have residues effecting his ability to reason on how to act in accordance to world events.

Carol of course would never say that to Obama’s face. But, maybe she will get a chance. When she finds out she can’t beat Rahm, maybe she’ll run for President again and she can use that same line against her opponent Obama, because this time, there is much truth to it.

That is, if he doesn’t appoint her ambassador to Cairo first.

January 31, 2011 Posted by | Middle East, Obama, politics | , , | 2 Comments

Trashing Our Way Back to China or Buddy Can You Spare Me a Gold-Bar?

 

 

Nobody’s Opinion: My next door neighbor, Shirley and I get along pretty well…BUT…there is one thing I do that I know bugs her: the giant green recycling trash can which was distributed to me (and everybody else) by our little city, sits in my driveway—right in front of her kitchen window. It’s so covered with bird droppings, the once great green monster is now an off-white gray. I’m considering putting up a sign that says. “Only pigeons and cardinals allowed to drop.”

“If you are a hawk or a vulture, drop in the yard.”

Shirley is always giving me sweet little hints like, “Why don’t you recycle?” She does it religiously. Think of it. The ugly trash can doesn’t bother her, but the fact that I never use it..does.

Life is full of wonders.

I told her that I have tried to use it…but the men that picked it up kept leaving it on the curb un-emptied. When I called their office and asked them why, they said they didn’t like the way I “packed” it.

Well, that’s fine with me. The way I see it, I’m paying the city to “sell ” my recycled trash to China anyway. If I want to “recycle” my trash, I’ll go take it somewhere and get the money myself. Nevertheless, I’m still paying for it…I love the trash service.

I said…trash service.

But…here’s a little something you didn’t hear in the State of the Union address; One of our biggest exports is garbage and China is our biggest buyer. Where do you think all those clunkers for cash went? China LOVES our metal.

I read in the US News Politics today: “And while electronic components as well as oilseeds and grain continue to rank among the top three categories of exported goods, the fastest growing and now No. 1 export category is–“Scrap and Trash.”

Somewhere in China, I can just imagine, vast warehouses filled with little Chinese children sorting American trash….no doubt eating some of it. They are chewing gum that they get out of discarded wrappers, and this gum will outlast the last building destroyed in the History Channel’s uplifting series, “Life After People.” In the end of days, the children will be gone, but the rats will find the gum in their decomposing bodies and eventually the rats will die and decompose and there will be…millions of wades of chewing gum, lying everywhere left for the aliens to figure out…if the planet was once alive with giant balls of live rubber.

(Sorrow, I’ve been watching too much SCI_FI)

Back to the point: (I DO have one, I think.) While watching CNN coverage of the riots in Cairo, I learned about the Zlabbaleen. (See picture of their trashy city.) Evidently, these people are the BEST recyclers in the world. Even a six-year old can take an old tire and make a pair of shoes.

There are not enough jobs in Cairo, so what’s a poor person to do?

They recycle…it’s their living.

When I look at these poor people, I think, “What kind of ruler would let this happen? ”

The rulers did do something…they let big multinational companies swarm into Cairo and haul it all out in trucks, selling it, no doubt…to the Chinese. And then to add insult to an old garbage bag, they take their only means of survival…away.

Still, it COULD be worse. In Alexandria, they cut off the water supply.

Cleaning up this mess is a good thing-right? Yes. But..wouldn’t it be better for all these people to have jobs, and trash pickups so that like here, they could PAY somebody to take it away?

Yes it would.

But, that’s not how a dictatorship works. Now, these people are really starving.

Sooner or later, if you mess with a man’s livelihood, even if it just recycling the rich’s trash, he WILL want to recycle YOU. We have been told that’s why the opium fields are still flourishing in Afghanistan, otherwise there would be riots in the streets of Kabul.

Obama said it was the “middle” class rebelling in Egypt, and this Nobody Wonders how many of these “middle” class people make up that crowd standing in the middle of town?

For what they see…is the other extreme. They see vending machines where the rich can get four varieties of gold bars. They see the rich, paying as much as $6.3 million for a bed. (See pictures) while their people are collecting trash to live.

Wait…How much does Obama spend a year flying around the world on our dime, staying in the best hotels? Mmmmmm…..

We might all be forced one day to recycle or else. It’s happening in England…and it’s starting here.

Someday, the green police will come and fine me, oh yes…they’ll find me. Shirley will make sure of it.

I can see it now, I will be sent to the border with all the other “law-breakers” to pick up the trash left by all the illegal’s along the Mexican border. I will die in the desert, with a stick of gum in my hand.

And so, because I like that big ugly green trash can to stay right where it is: I’m suggesting a new bumper sticker for 2012:

Forget the Birth Certificate, just throw out the trash.
GO GREEN and RECYCLE BARACK OBAMA IN 2012.

January 31, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Life, Middle East, politics | , , , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: Confessions of Joe Biden, TA


Nobody Gets Email:

I don’t know about you, but I could use a break from the riots in Egypt. Seeing 100,000 men walking around in nice sweaters shouting at the top of their lungs reminded me of the last Toga fraternity party I played in Rolla, Missouri. Not to mention, I couldn’t for the life me figure out how all the news pundits could go from Cairo to Charlie Sheen so smoothly. As if Charlie has as much importance to America as the Middle East falling apart.

It seems Charlie Sheen has decided to go back into rehab.

Any man who cannot handle six prostitutes, a bucket of cocaine, and twelve bottles of Jack Daniels really needs help.

But enough about Charlie–this email struck my eye this week…it’s very clever. It came with no picture so I found one to go with it. I’m sure you agree, especally after his comments this week…it fits perfect.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

There was no title: So I made one up:

Confessions of Joe Biden

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then—just to loosen up and be a part of the crowd. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.

I began to think alone—“to relax,” I told myself—but I know it wasn’t true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.

That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother’s.

I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don’t mix, but I couldn’t help myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau, Muir, Confucius, and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, “What is it exactly that we are doing her?”

One day the boss called me in. He said, “Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don’t stop thinking on the job, you’ll have to find another job.”

This gave me a lot to think about. I came home early after my conversation with the boss. “Honey,” I confessed, “I’ve been thinking…”

“I know you’ve been thinking,” she said, “and I want a divorce!” “But Honey, surely it’s not that serious.” “It is serious,” she said, lower lip aquiver.

“You think as much as college professors and college professors don’t make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won’t have any money!”

“That’s s faulty syllogism,” I said impatiently.

She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama. “I’m going to the library, ” I snarled as I stomped out the door.

I headed for the library, in the mood for some John Locke. I roared into the parking lot with Rush Limbaugh on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors. They didn’t open. The library was closed.

To this day I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Emerson, a poster caught my eye, “Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?” it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinkers Anonymous poster.

This is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was “Porky’s.” Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting.

I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just seemed easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking. I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me.

Today I took the final step…I joined the Democratic Party.

January 29, 2011 Posted by | politics | | 6 Comments

Sputnicking The Yellow Brick Road to Obamaozland

Nobody Knows who in the world was inspired by ‘President’ Obama’s State of the Union address, besides Sheila Jackson and Andy Warhol?

Wait—Joyanna, Andy Warhol is dead.

My point exactly.

Obama started off on the podium, nose in the air… his eyes to the heavens, as if he was visioning a far off land– in the future America. (actually China) A future filled with high-speed railroads, entrepreneurs out the kazoo, electric cars, really smart kids, and a people all happy and carefree— who will ride into Oz on electric car horses that change colors, and the little munchkins children will all be singing..”Look into the light …look into the day….la la la la la….”

Ckkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

(That’s the record scratching.)

Records are dead, Joyanna, stop it.

What did we learn from Obama’s State of Mind?

Let’s review: The stock market is back, he said, which is good for all those 2% of the rich who Obama keeps saying he wants to tax. They can now start back to piling up the money, just for him to take.

Doesn’t help the unemployed, who..so sorry…have to send their money on that little necessity called FOOD.

The recession is OVER! Wow…good to know that Obama got some fairy dust in his eyes on that yellow brick road, so he doesn’t have to suffer any big shocks.

The rules have changed…it was technology that stole all those American jobs and sent them overseas, and that’s why we should make sure that every single man, woman and child has access to that nasty technology, by getting hooked into the internet, where they can download the latest government answers to how to run their lives

Oh and by the way…China is beating us in everything. Their kids are smarter, they have bigger computers. They also have the wicked Hu of the East, but that’s a mute point.

China needs Obama. I hope he gets a job there after 2012. We need all the help we can get.

He wants to simplify the tax code. I LOVE the sound of munchkins laughing, don’t you?

Right after this, he made a joke about smoking salmon, which was scary because it was a joke that obviously suggested smoking marijuana…I had visions of the whole democratic caucus skipping through the poppy fields… smoking….salmon.

Give them anything and they will smoke it, that’s how gullible they are.

You can go to the websites and see everything! Right, he promised this before…what that means is we can have CNN show us the locked door where they are deciding our lives. I think Dorothy is still in there.

Oh…NOW he’s going to veto any earmark…after the thousands that have already slipped through. Flying Monkeys are starting to come out of his mouth.

Iraq, and Afganistan, we are leaving. But he is just so proud that Sudan is greeting elections. WHAT? What did we do in Sudan that we don’t know about? We need crystal balls for every household. We are going to need them.

He has single- handedly disarmed the world’s nuclear threat. He is telling us that the great Oz gave him a heart, but once again, I’m hearing, “If I only had a brain.”

INVEST…we are Americans! In electric cars in solar panels, in Obama’s spending America into the dungeons of the wicked witches’ castle. When your company is destroyed by the “economy” you can start up a new company selling solar panels!. The taxpayers will fund you!

“Follow the yellow brick road. Because, because, because, because, BECAAASSEEE!” Because of wonderful things he does!”

The great oz is on a roll..we will have illegal’s doing EVERYTHING! Teaching our children, building our electric cars, and trains, (Are the Chinese going to come over again?) and working in our universal health care system, because doctors are leaving in droves, as are teachers. We need more teachers…the illegal’s will provide.

And Joe Biden is here! Only in America could a man like Joe Biden get to be Vice President. Frankly, this statement did not make me want to celebrate much of anything. I was looking for my ruby slippers.

Okay, enough review. One of the men that I picked several weeks ago who I thought would make a fine president, Paul Ryan (R) of WI, did the Republican rebuttal. It was great. Let’s hope the republicans get smart and get rid of Mitt and replace him with Ryan…if not for President than VP.

And now ..excuse me,

I need to get in practice for 2012. Feel free to join me and my cousin Freeda, (See picture of us–we always get dressed up to watch Obama’s great oratations!) All you Toto’s out there and get ready to sing!

“Ding dong the witch is dead, which ol witch? The wicked witch. Ding dong the wicked witch is deeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd!……Hi ho….hi ho hi ho,…hi hooooo..”

January 26, 2011 Posted by | China, Obama, politics | , | 7 Comments

MSNBC VS High Schools Girls

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week we have a tie, between a “flock” of high school girls beating up a Wendy’s employee and MSNBC .

First: What do you do when Oprah moves to cable and you have nothing else to do? You get all your sisters together and go hang out at Wendys, have a food fight, and beat up the person behind the counter!

It’s even better if it makes the news. (see video)

So, when a gang of black high school girls beat up a ‘white’ person, who was just doing her job, is that a race crime? Or a hate crime? Or a ‘You did NOT dare ask me to give up my french fries!’ crime?  (I’m assuming she was white. She has RED hair..but then, she could be Mexican..they are not sayng. But, odds are, she was NOT black. )

Let’s have a beer garden and discuss it. Why do high school girls feel like beating up on people?

(Why did the duck cross the road? Why did Rahm Emanuel cut off his finger at Taco Bell?)

What? Girls will be girls? These girls need a name. The Beater Burgers Sisters? The Shake and Smash Your Head Wolverines? The, Give Me Yo’ Mama Club?

Well, I hate to say it, but it brings back not- too- fond memories of my high school days…where I was threatened by a “gang” of over thirty ‘white’ girls. Cornered in the hall, I was saved by a big bruiser of a guy who stood between them and me.

My crime? The gang leader’s boyfriend had kissed me (without my permission, I might add) at a party.

Gangs have been around probably since the first ice age. But, really…attacking a poor service person, for no reason whatsoever, steeps to a new low.

Obama will start an “Investment for High School Gangs” I’m sure. They need a place where they can gather and throw food at bags of tax-payer’s money. That should keep them out of Wendys.

Fast Food Nation now…needs a sequel: FAST FOOD GANGS—Forget the fat, beware the BULLIES!”

 

Second: MSNBC is replacing Kieth Olbermann with some guy called “The Young Turk”.

You’re kidding.

MSNBC is trying to promote the “Muslim “race. ( I have no idea if this guy is Muslim, but it doesn’t matter does it?) No matter WHAT you might think of Kieth Olbermann, you must admit, he is full of flair, and of himself, and has a certain presence that as sheer entertainment, is not to be ignored.

Maybe it was that patriotic American Eagle that Keith used at the beginning of his show that they just couldn’t take anymore.

Cenk, (Well, there’s a household name for ya. ) says he is after FOX News. “They think they can’t be beat.” he says.

NOBODY SAYS: MSNBC…good luck. You made a politically correct choice, and it’s another fine mess you’ve made, but I think it’s a good one for the rest of us.

MSNBC will need to put about ten beautiful and busty women on with “The Turk” to even get an audience in Dubai.

And just when we all thought that nobody could be any less perfect than Keith Olbermann, nature proved us wrong.

Or maybe…this is a conspiracy soon to be hatched. There are rumors that Keith is going to FOX, where he will become best friends with Bill O’Reilly.

And if that happens, we can all feel safe.

(Just kidding…if that happens I’m calling Jesse Ventura.. because I’m not perfect.)

January 25, 2011 Posted by | Entertainers, Life, politics | , , | 2 Comments

Obama And Immelt’s Mummery

Nobody’s Opinion

“Slept splendid. Evidently I was inoculated with insomniac bacilli when a baby. Arose early, went out to flirt with the flowers. I wonder if there are not microscopic orchids growing on the motes of the air. Saw big field of squashes throwing out their leafy tentacles to the wind, preparing to catch the little fleeting atom for assimilation into the progeny of the squash gourd. A spider weaves its net to catch an organized whole. How like this is the living plant. The leaves and stalk catch the primal free atom. All are then arranged in an organized whole.”–Thomas Edison, July 21, 1885

That’s nice isn’t it? It’s from a book called, “The Diary and Observations of Thomas Edison” and you will be hard pressed finding it anywhere, and for good reason. The progressives really don’t want you too.

 What an imagination. What a genius. What a mind. One man…getting rich off his own ideas.

But now we have Jeffery Immelt running GE. A man who never invented a thing in his life. Since he took over GE, their stock has dropped 60 percent.But he’s the guy, the big boys in Washington want for the globalization march. The plan? Manufacture solar panels, electric cars, energy saving electric light bulbs..in China. And sell them (or mandate laws like cap and trade to sell them) over here in America.

Who gets rich off this? You tell me.

The company that Edison started is run by a man who is just this side of a megalomaniac with visions of global warming greenhouses lighting up his Santa Claus dreams of the biggest company to take over the earth, without a single notion that there are actually people on the planet who do not want to become his guinea pigs. We are not spiders to be observed in Immelt’s laboratory. Thomas Edison at least stopped and smelled the squash gourds. Jeffery Immelt wouldn’t look at a spider unless it was atop a solar panel, and yet he wants to save the planet…one poisonous light bulb at a time. After all, he needs a much better stock record.

And who bought this “merger” of General Electric and the United States President?

By executive order…our President. Trillions more are going to be poured into GE…at least the Chinese will be happy.

But..what about us? Are we going to build casino’s in every town just to give people jobs? This morning they announced that Miami is considering building five new casino’s to help unemployment. Sucking the people with inflation is just not enough. Grandma needs to put her life’s savings into those pretty little slots.

Edison is a hero of mine, so you can imagine my anger when Jeffery Immelt and Obama used the great man’s name, to muster support for the merger.

Oh..didn’t they say it was a ‘merger’? He’s just ‘advising’? –You’d think everyone would know the doublespeak by now.

It’s been announced that G.E. CEO Jeff Immelt will lead the new President’s Council on Jobs and Competitiveness. (Don’t you just love these wonderful Bambi names they come up with?)

I wonder if Tom was alive, would he have approved? What would Tom think of Jeffery sending little mercury bombs into every citizen’s household, by way of our Congress?

No, Thomas Edison, according to his diary, he was a big fan of Thomas Paine…I don’t think so.

And while the news that Jeffery Immelt is now joined at the hip with our President Obama. No one reports any outrage at this…and that’s a fact scary in itself.

We all KNOW where this is going—our puppet of a Congress outlawed Edison’s electric bulb for Mr. Immelt. And now, they will slowly but surely force us all to put the electric plugs into our homes…and they will be seen on all highways, parking meters, parking lots. That’s their dream. That’s the plan. Not to mention, just wait till they get into your thermostat.

Have you seen the commercial with GE’s little parking electric meter? Did they hire Disney to do these spots?

This was on Drudge: Whether it is pushing the president’s plan for global warming fees in order to create demand for his “Ecomagination” line of windmills, solar panels, etc., boosting the president’s national health-care law as part of an effort to sell more medical equipment, or enthusing over the Obama strategy of making loans available for industrial exporters, Immelt has been an Obama stalwart all along. Immelt has also consistently argued to shareholders that there is big money to be made in advancing the Democratic agenda.

There you go. They don’t even hide the fact do they?

Last week we saw Obama kowtow like a scared puppy to the China Hu Jintao. We see him silent to Iran. We see him at the mercy of Goldman Sachs. He bows to everyone, and most dangerously dismantles our military strength, he is continuing the polities of helping Chaina to arm itself. He is almost begging for us to be attacked by these actions.

Where is the commons sense?

Thomas Edison wrote in that dairy :

“We must keep on experimenting in warfare at the same tie endeavoring to learn how to produce the most deadly materials and weapons so that if we slip because someone declares a treaty to be a scrap of paper we shall have men educated in the processes of the things which we must do, and able, with our immense mechanical resources at their disposition to do them very quickly. ”

He also said:

“I would not burden the great body of our citizenship with heavy taxes.”


The merging of big business with government will destroy this country. It’s stinks of fascism, and some think that’s the intention. There are men running the government that want the global world government and control of global markets and they are willing to sacrifice America for it.

But, what happens to America?

Don’t take it from me…take it from the man who lit up the world:

“The world cannot get on its feet until we stand firmly upon ours. ”

Unfortunately, the word “ours” in this century, is just a small elite crowd of people.
From their point of view…the new mercury filled light bulbs were a stroke of genius.

You don’t “invent” a new world by destroying everything that is good. All Jeffery and Obama are inventing is a Brave New World of tyranny.

January 24, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Obama, politics | , , , | 2 Comments