Joyanna Adams

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Science Leads to God…

Nobody Flashes on a Sunday

All you have to do is just take a small thing like the human body, and how ALL of its parts have to work in such perfect symphony, and then like this man says, add to that the fact that the whole universe goes by the same beautiful coordination, and you must come to the realization that most everything in existence did NOT happen in random accidents.

I love these videos.

Enjoy. And have a great Sunday!

 

 

September 8, 2018 Posted by | Religion, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Predator Priests in Pennsylvania: Not as Important as OMG-orosa

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If this just happened in Pennsylvania, how many times has it happened in all the other states?

I confesses: I’ve never been particularly fond of the Catholic Church. The idea of a “Pope” who is treated as a saint, above all others, is everything that is never discussed in the Bible. I’ve read the Bible three times: I don’t remember a “Pope” even being mentioned.

Nowhere in the Bible did Jesus say: “And there will be a man who will be worshipped above all others.”

Historically speaking, the Catholic Church has been just as corrupt as ANY corrupt government you can think of.

I know…I know…you hear the usual rebuttal: But think of all the GOOD they do! And there is a lot….BUT….

Like most countries: you can have great people— but if the leaders are corrupt, it’s never a good thing.

Let’s face it: The leaders of the Catholic Church have been putting up with pedophilia in their priests, for God only knows HOW long. Hiding it from the world. Like Hillary Clinton, they are somehow, always beyond being charged with their crimes.

It always seemed to me for years that the Catholic Church had struck a deal with some of the most powerful men in Western government. With the hierarchy of Popes, Bishops, and Cardinals, you can say that the whole Catholic administration is set up much like any other government. King at the top, and ministers at the bottom.

Many priests are good, but…way too many of them do terrible damage to the innocent children and commit crimes they should be in jail for.

But they don’t go to jail, so they? Because the church protects them.

The news today that 301 priests, clergy and lay teachers were found guilty of sexual abuse is no surprise. All over the state of Pennsylvania, and over 1,000 victims.

If you like to molest little boys and little girls, what better place to hide your crimes than to become a priest of the Catholic Church?

There were 99 found in the Diocese of Pittsburgh alone.

Parent trusted these men.

Nobody Wonders why the Catholic Church has gotten by with protecting child molesters for as long as they have. Why don’t governments go in and GET these guys?

This Nobody thinks: it all comes down to money.

Some of the most powerful men in the world have their money in the Vatican Bank. where it is protected from all eyes. In return, the church protects their assets, and this protection goes on forever. The Bush family has a lot of their money in the Vatican Bank….do you really think they are the only ones?

I think if you lifted up Pope Francis’ skirt you would find: The Deep State of global gold.

There is nothing wrong with the innocent Catholic people. There is nothing wrong with the beautiful churches, or even the traditional services.

But…there is nothing but greed and corruption at the top.

I pity the poor Christians all over the world…who believe that the meek shall inherit the earth. Their priests tell them this.

The question is: Just when will this happen?

And that’s a question only Jesus could answer. In the meantime, they are once again being slaughtered and persecuted in many countries. Why is the Pope not crying out about this?

What would Jesus do?

I know what I would do: If you molest a child, you lose your main weapon…

Pretty simple. And that common sense justice suggestion IS in the Bible.

A Bible, which the Pope obviously thinks is ‘outdated.’

August 14, 2018 Posted by | Religion, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Hungary and Russia: Bringing back the Christian Nation

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Here’s some good news for all Christians on a Sunday:

Two major leaders of the world are following President Trump’s lead, and embracing Christianity.

First From Infowars: Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban, is giving the E.U. a really big headache: He is endorsing Christianity for Europe. He’s not crazy about flooding Europe with Muslims. 

“Their big goal to transform Europe, to ship it into a post-Christian era, and into an era when nations disappear – this process could be undermined in the European elections. And it is our elementary interest to stop this transformation,” Orban said on Saturday in a speech to ethnic Hungarians in Romania, Reuters reported.

Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban doubled down on his criticism of the European Union’s handling of immigration in an annual speech Saturday, predicting a shift toward “Christian democracy” in the 2019 European Parliament.

And then, you won’t see this anytime soon on CNN but Putin is ALSO bringing back Christianity to Russia…

For a country who actually historically speaking destroyed all the churches, that is truly a great sign.  And very smart. Once again, Putin is Nobody’s Fool.

From Breitbart: 

Speaking to thousands of clergy and believers at a huge statue of the prince outside the Kremlin, Putin said adopting Christianity was “the starting point for the formation and development of Russian statehood, the true spiritual birth of our ancestors, the determination of their identity. Identity, the flowering of national culture and education.”
While here in America, all Obama did was try to destroy and make fun of people who “cling to their religion” and instead he promoted Islam. (There’s Putin in the middle.) 

Anyway, I thought it was a good sign.

Don’t you?

 

July 28, 2018 Posted by | Religion | , , | Leave a comment

Terry Virts Gives His Opinion on God.

Nobody Flashes—

A very logical view on God made by an astronaut who has seen the stars up front.

Makes sense to me.

Listen to Terry explain his view on creation. The more you know about everything, the more you realize, it just didn’t “happen”.

Hey, it’s Sunday!

 

 

May 26, 2018 Posted by | Religion | , | Leave a comment

Paul Ryan, The Pope, and Bishop Curry: Three Peas in a NWO Pod

Nobody Reports:

The News Headlines in America are crazy, crazy, crazy. CRAZY.

Like this one that was reported today.

Paul Ryan, the house speaker who plans to quit so that he can run for the next Presidential election, (Come on, he’s the Koch brothers favorite son.) has decided that the country needs to be…more Catholic.

Ryan said he sees “this tremendous opportunity for Catholics to lead” and “help bring our culture and our country closer to their great moral potential.”

“We are uniquely suited for this task — from the clergy to the laity, we all have got to step up,” he added.

I love his timing.

Well, the clergy IS stepping up. The Bishop of “love” Bishop Curry, who spoke at the Royal Wedding is now leading a protest in front of the White House. He was on Fox News tonight being fawned over as the next Messiah. He says that “America First” is heresy. 

President Trump is more of a moral Christian than most priests.

How protests on Memorial Day Weekend amounts to ‘love’ is anybody’s guess. President Trump LOVES America, and that’s all that matters to us. If the good bishop has a problem with that, he can go give his “love” lectures in Saudi Arabia.

It’s not the protestants that need a lesson in “love.” Or the American people. We don’t have to “love” Islam, like the Pope wants us to. His saying that “Jesus” was a refugee like the illegals is getting to be annoying.

Paul Ryan sees nothing wrong with Islam, and neither does the Pope. Both support the invasions of Muslims into Western countries to be supported.

Which proves that they are both crazy.

So, what does this nobody get out of this great vision of religion from Paul Ryan?

It’s purely political.

Paul believes in the same politics that the Pope Francis does.

The Pope hates capitalism, believes in a no border world, and thinks that anybody with any money should give it all to the poor. Unless it’s the Catholic Church of course. It’s the global Pope mantra of redistribution.

The Pope does not follow the Bible, nope. He thinks gay love is God given.

Now, I don’t mean to insult my Catholic friends, but really…how can you keep on defending this…fraud?

It doesn’t matter. I think the Pope has always been hand-picked by the big governments all along. The Catholic church is…

Like any other monarchy. The Pope is the same as the Imam, only Christianity is a much more sane religion,

They answer to…their masters, and it’s not God. Martin Luther was right to break off from the notion that only through a priest or a pope can you get to God.

And he’s STILL right today.

The Pope doesn’t speak for God, but like most ‘progressives’ just rewrite the rules as he goes along to fit his views.

Paul Ryan, going all religious in his last days as speaker: anything to set him up for his next campaign.

Still, he’d make a marvelous choir boy, don’t you think?

Make America Catholic?

Good luck with that.

 

 

May 24, 2018 Posted by | American Culture, Religion | , | 2 Comments

The Story of the Wooden Jesus

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I thought I’d share this little event that happened to me recently. To most, it might seem kind of stupid, and my interpretation of the event as WAY off course. But I thought by sharing it, maybe someone out there would think: Hey..mmmmm…

A couple of weeks ago, a friend of mine that swims with our swim group at my local pool in the summer, came by my house to visit. She’s not a ‘best’ friend, more like, one of those people you really like but really don’t see much of outside of the “group” event.

Pool gals. I’m not in this one, Petra is last row, second from right, big sunglasses

Her name is Petra: She is all German. Big barrel of a woman. Like most pure bloodline Germans, she has the big chest and a barrel of an infectious laugh to go with it. When we are at the pool she sings, “I’ve got Joy, Joy, Joy, down in my heart!” when she sees me.

And I sing back to her…..”It’s all about the bass, bout the bass, no treble.”

In other words, we don’t act our age. We become 5 again in the pool.

Petra’s whole life is her Christianity. She’s a devout church goer (I’m not so much on church) and she believes in Jesus as her lord savior. Every morning she spends one hour listening to her Bible sermons.
One Saturday at the pool, while we were laying in the sun, she told me she was waiting for the rapture and if I didn’t get right with “Jesus” I would be stuck in hell.

Of course I laugh, and say, “But Petra….I’m not worried about it, don’t you worry about me. Jesus is just alright with me and I’m sure I’m on his good side.”

So anyway, when it comes to Jesus, I had only one picture of him in my house. Or. Should I say, I had one of those wood carvings from “Bethlehem” that you buy at the mall. I bought it MANY years ago one day to send to my best friend at the time who was in California and had just told me she had an inoperable cancerous brain tumor.

I remember my great grief that day as I walked through the local mall. When I saw that wooden head, laying on the table…in the middle of the aisle next to the sunglass stands— I just had to have it.
The salesman who was from Israel kept saying to me. “All these are genuine carvings from Jerusalem. They are truly holy!”

There were many copies of the same head of course, but one caught my eye. On Jesus’s sad face was a tear that was naturally running down his face, but it was IN the wood. It was a dark grain…in the wood itself.

Jesus was weeping….just like me.

I bought it and sent it to my friend in California to comfort her.

Years later, after she died, her mother called me up and asked if I wanted it back. It was the only thing I had of hers to remember her by, and it has hung in my music room on my wall, and I looked at it every day and thought of my dear Shelly, and how I missed her.

Fast forward to last week. Petra was about to leave, and I don’t know why, but I said, “Wait, I want to give you something.” And I ran into my music room, took Jesus off the wall and handed it to her.

You could say, I was compelled–I don’t do stuff like that often.

After she left, I must admit I thought to myself. “Why in the world did you give something that you really loved so much, the only reminder of your friend, to someone who really didn’t ask for it?”

What was strange is…I did it as if…I just had to.

Today, I found out why.

I called Petra to see if she wanted to go to a local indoor pool for a swim.

“Oh, you haven’t heard, have you?” said Petra.

“No, what?” I said.

“I’ve got breast cancer. I found out the day I left your house, the doctor called me and told me.

“I just had the lumps removed and I’m going through radiation.”

Here’s where you go…Oh THAT’s why.

Petra told me she was doing great…she had her lord. She truly sounded like she really believed that she was going to be fine. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone so truly unaffected about getting cancer.

Now, to the point I’m trying to make. I believe that..call it God, Jesus, Budda, the great invisible force that rules the universe…call it whatever…THAT force made me give Petra that image of Jesus to help her through her cancer.

I know for a fact that Petra does not have even a picture of Jesus in her house, and she, at this time in her life, needs one.

So, God, just looked down on me, and said “Go to the room, and give it to her.”

And I of course obeyed. And that’s how this mysterious force we call ‘god’ works.

You just have to pay attention. Most people would say “Oh Joyanna, that’s just a coincidence, you’re reading too much into it.”

Some men say, “There ARE no coincidences.”

It’s not always about the bass, but the joy…isn’t it? It’s about the joy that I feel because I know Petra’s faith will pull her through each day, when she looks at the face of her lord….

In this case…I was just his currier.

February 3, 2018 Posted by | Religion, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes on Christmas Eve

Nobody Flashes— 

The song that I just can’t listen to enough…to me, it’s the quintessence of the story of Jesus.

Everybody have a great two days! Forget your diet! PIG OUT! Watch “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

Well, you don’t have to pig out… but two slices of pies and TWO helpings of turkey?

Hell yes. You can diet next week.

I’ll be back on Tuesday.

Have a great and spiritual Christmas…everyone!

December 23, 2017 Posted by | Religion | | Leave a comment

Nobody Talks About “God Paritcles”

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It seems they finally found the “God Particle” better known to nerdy scientists as Higgs Boson.  The funny thing about all this is they spent HOW much money on CERN?

All they really had to do was look around.

Having said that: science must be proven. And they finally did it.

Many of them made fortunes working on it, I’m sure.

And one more thing: Where can I get some more of that stuff?

I need all the “God” particles I can get.

October 29, 2017 Posted by | Religion | | 1 Comment

Three Stooges of Liberal Logic

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This is just TOO funny. Listen to three liberal women discussing the recent finding that if the frontal lobes of the brain are damaged, then more than likely you will NOT believe in God, and will love immigrants.

If your frontal lobes are developed, you are more likely to be religious, and will not exactly appreciate immigrants taking over your country.

To hear them trying to figure out how to twist the meaning of this study to make themselves feel better is, to this nobody, hilarious.

Enjoy.

October 21, 2017 Posted by | Religion | , | 3 Comments

Nobody Compares the God Chosen People.

Nobody Cares

It’s ironic when you think about it: The biggest fight in the Middle East is actually between two tribes of people from the same father: Abraham. You remember him, don’t you?

After Adam and Eve. After Noah. After the Tower of Babel…there came into the story: Abraham.

Abraham had a wife Sarah, who was old, but nevertheless she gave birth to a son, Isaac. But before that even happened, he was screwing a young concubine named Hager, who also had his son, and she named him Ishmael.

In modern day terms, Ishmael was a bastard.

Sarah, being the sensible wife, told Abraham to get rid of Hager, (She was no doubt younger and prettier.) and so, he sent her and the boy off to the desert.

Both kids became the fathers of nations: Isaac the Jews. And Ismael the Muslims.

Yes, Abraham is considered the “father” of both Jews and Arabs. You would think that would give them something in common, right?

In fact, the Muslims even mention him in their prayers five times a day.

And they BOTH lay claim to Abraham as being the one man in history who ‘discovered’ that there was only ONE god.

They just both disagreed on the name of that God.

For the Jews, it was Yahweh. For the Muslims, it was Allah. It was the same old story: “Father loves ME best.”

They also both lay claims to the sacrifice story. You know, the one that scared you half to death when you are a little kid?

Fathers CAN take you out to gut you on a mountain, so be nice to them…AND to God.

Every Bible for kids has that picture of Abraham holding his young baby son on a rock…. I remember it scared the beheevies out of me. I thought Abraham was a monster. Nowadays, probably not so shocking since most kids now watch the Walking Dead.

Anyway…

The Jew’s story went: God told Abraham to sacrifice his son on Mount Moriah, (The Temple Mount) and so Abraham took Isaac up and at the very moment before he bought his knife down to cut him into little pieces, God STOPPED him cold.

(Little Joyanna was going “I’m certainly glad SOMEBODY stopped that mean man. I love God!”

And then God told him basically, that since he ‘obeyed’ God, then he would be the father of MANY nations. And HIS people, the Jews basically, would forever be “God’s chosen people.”

(I doubt Harvey Weinstein is feeling too chosen at this moment.)

The Muslims story goes that Abraham, after setting up a nice home for Hager and his son Ismael, left Sarah, to go live with THEM. And God ask the same thing of Abraham who was with Hager:

Sacrifice your son Ismael, to show me your loyalty.

Yep, you guessed it! God saved little Ismael life too! And so, Muhammad rewarded the Muslims with the fact that they are the ONLY true believers deserving to live on the planet. Everyone else is an infidel. And to make matters even better, the Muslims laid claim that the Temple Mound was THEIR Holy site. The Muslims claimed that Muhammed rose into the heavens on that same Mount.

Right back at ya…Jews.

Do you get the feeling there’s a bit of a copyright infringement here?

What story do you think came first?

You got it: The Jew’s version came before Muhammed.

Muhammed saw that becoming a sort of “Jesus” was a good thing…so…He proclaimed the spot, copied the best parts of the Bible, and voila! He was on his way.

Muhammad just copied it, ALTHOUGH…the part about the two brothers might just be true.

After all, the old Jews and Muslim tribes had a lot in common. Women were not permitted to do many things. They could have more than one wife. It took Moses to rectify that. They were both dark-skinned nomads of the desert and to this day, you don’t see too many blond Jews OR Muslims.

Put them in the same clothes and it would be hard to tell what tribe they belonged to.

I don’t know why I was thinking about this, but the questions from all of this comes down to:

Does GOD really WANT you to ….Obey?

Or is it the man that wants you to Obey?

I’m pretty sure that both Jews and Muslims wanted that advantage…to be the ‘chosen’ of God.

So, if you’re not Muslim or Jewish, then there’s always…Jesus!

I’m just saying….

Nobody Cares if I think about these things, right?

One thing we do know: While the Jews contributed tenfold to humanity, they basically married one woman, and the Jewish tribe was almost extinguished from the planet one too many times.

But the Muslims…while the Jews may have the highest IQs on the planet, the Muslims had four wives and have the numbers to take over the rest of the planet.

God has told them to do this..or that’s their claim.

Many of us already know who the REAL god is, and those of us who aren’t Jewish or Muslim are just praying he shows up a lot more.

I think humanity has “sacrificed” enough.

October 11, 2017 Posted by | Religion, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

“Put God In Your Life First” Says Denzel

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I can’t think of a Denzel movie that I don’t LIKE. He picks and chooses his parts carefully. I put him up there with Clint Eastwood.

The last time I saw him at the Oscars, both Denzel and his family stuck out like diamonds stuck in a roomful of mud. They sat quietly and looked almost scared to be in that room full of…well…Hollywood losers.

Denzel Washington just gets better with age, and so, on this Sunday, I thought, I’d share his secret and why we need to find and support the actors in Hollywood that are NOT afraid to speak out.

“Put God in your life FIRST.” Denzel told the students…

lt’s a hell of a great message and when was the last time you heard a big Hollywood star say it?

By the way, did you miss this speech on ET?

Yeah…me too.

October 7, 2017 Posted by | Religion | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Misses Carl Sagan

Nobody Flashes ‘God’ on a Sunday: 

Carl Sagan succinctly asks what just about everybody with a mind has asked since they looked up into the sky….

Where is God? What created us, and who created him?

Later on in other video’s, it’s explained that the reason we can’t SEE god, is because, he is in another higher dimension. We see the shadows of that dimension, but we can’t see the whole because we are down in the 3rd.

Sort of like synchronicities and miracles that happen in life: there is no explanation but the small touch of a higher power, a shadow if you will, of God’s presence, something I was lucky enough to experience myself a few times in my life.

I miss Carl Sagan. He was a wonder of God all in himself, wasn’t he?

 

September 30, 2017 Posted by | Religion | , | Leave a comment

A Christian Speaks Out

Nobody Flashes a Christian’s Faith….to the Overlords of State

(Thanks to Kris and Pentatonix for my favorite Christmas song.)

I’m told I have a “moral obligation” as a Christian to welcome the refugees here.
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I find it quite humorous that now we are allowed to talk about God, what Jesus would do and how I’m supposed to act as a Christian when these very same people have so violently decried against anything Christian related in the past.
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You want me to do my Christian duty, but you want me to keep my religion out of schools.
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You want me to act accordingly as a Christian, but you condemn any public displays of Christianity.
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You say the government has a moral obligation to accept refugees since we are a Christian nation, but you have vehemently clamored for separation of church and state, albeit erroneously.
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I’m told I am a fake Christian now, when you have demanded I keep my faith to myself so I do not offend anyone.
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You say Christian Americans do not view refugee children as a life worth saving and yet you ignore the lives that continue to let be killed by not only Planned Parenthood, but also ignore the Yazidis and Assyrians that continue to be killed.
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The only time you and your ilk want to talk about Christians and their duties is when you can milk it for political gains and when you try to guilt us into doing something.
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Other than that, I’m told to keep my “mythical relationship with an imaginary being ” to myself.
It’s absolutely ironic that those who have clamored so violently for Christians to shut up and take a back seat, now want to use Christianity for their own nefarious purposes.
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December 20, 2015 Posted by | Religion, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Ben Caron’s Opinion on the Big Bang

 

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To believe or not to believe….when it comes to religion, most liberals choose not to.

I just thought that this Sunday, I’d post one of my favorite passages from Ben Carson’s book, One Nation….and how he looks upon the Stephen Hawking’s of the world who see no God:

It is amusing to me that many in the “intellectual community’ suggest that those with deeply held religious beliefs are not science. Ben Carson think big

The fact that I and millions of others believe that God created the earth and everything on it in an orderly fashion is no more anti-science than believing that something came from nothing, exploded and formed a perfectly organized solar system and universe, particularly in light of the second law of thermodynamics, which states that things tend to move toward a state of disorder. Both beliefs require faith in things that have not been proven and neither has the right to proclaim the other as foolish.

There are many components to organs like the kidney or the eye that are useless without all the other components and therefore according to the theory of evolution should not be passed on to the next generation. In fact, according to the theory of evolution, without invoking all kinds of convolutions to the theory, it is impossible for any complex organ system to exist unless it just spontaneously formed over night. That sounds crazy to me, but then again, if you believe that matter can form from non matter, I guess you can believe an eyeball can form overnight.

Belief in evolution is just as much associated with religion as belief in creation. They both require faith, either in God or in man.

If you haven’t read Ben Carson’s book, One Nation, it’s worth the read.

December 6, 2015 Posted by | Religion, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

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