Nobody’s Perfect: Barack Obama VS Clare Evans
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, AGAIN, Obama is showing his usual incompetence of NOT knowing what is going on around the world, or even caring about it. All he really knows, is the world is a mess, and it’s not his problem.
The White House is facing sharp criticism over its previous actions in the outbreak, which aid workers have lamented as insufficient half-measures given rapidly deteriorating conditions on the ground.
He didn’t see ISIS coming…and he didn’t see the Ebola epidemic coming either. So when the first Ebola case came over and infected two nurses, he had to get dress, go to the mike, and explain that he had his ‘people’ on it. But …he didn’t. So, trying to show how Presidential he can be, (unlike Obama) Chris Christie put a mandatory isolation policy on a nurse coming back from Africa, where she treated Ebola cases. He was going to show the world, HE would protect New Jersey.
She threatened to sue…she was released—probably by Obama.
The real news here, and it’s not good, is that Obama has completely checked out on protecting the American people or doing his job. He had no clue about ISIS, or Ebola. His biggest concern at the moment is what golf course he can get on that day.
Which leads me to the second contestant of the week: Clare Evans, had NO clue she was pregnant. (By the look on the kids face, he didn’t know she was pregnant either.)
A woman who went to her GP for a suspected kidney infection ended up giving birth in the treatment room – and says she had no idea she was pregnant.
Clare Evans, 24, from Newport, South Wales, visited an out-of-hours surgery complaining of pains in her abdomen.
Doctors had advised her over the phone that she might have a kidney infection, but when she arrived at the surgery her waters broke.
Surprise! Your kidney is really cute!
Okay, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect but we are ALWAYS clueless Award for the week?
Is it Clare, who, no doubt didn’t want to admit that her kidney had a foot that sometimes kicked her at night…she thought it was just bad indigestion…..
Or is it Obama, who knew about ISIS and Ebola, and the deaths that would come from both, here and abroad, but figured, why should HE worry about it? He’s not going to get it.
Obama wins…again. (And no, I refuse to congratulate him.)
Since I am considering awards to be rewarded for this contest, I’ve decided since Obama has been on this list more than any other person on the planet, he should receive a special meal by a special chef who will travel all the way from Beijing to serve Obama first prize: a most delicious meal fit for a……
President: Horse’s Dick.
In the meantime, the regular nobodies of the world, figure with Obama in charge, they might as well have a great time before the final shoe drops.
And here’s how some of us are dealing with a President who seems determined to kill us all:
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Arizona Voter
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two voters who just can’t seem to find the time to go to the voting booth on election day: ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama VS Lowly Arizona Voter.
FIRST VOTER: Let’s start with Obama. Sure…he’s busy. There’s those ISIS…uh ISIL…. guys just about to take over Baghdad, democrats are like traitorous Judas’, denying they even KNEW the name Obama in an election year..yes they are denying…the Messiah.
It’s a hard time— war, pestilent, death, Ebola, and being without Valerie Jarret has not been easy. Nobody is there to eat pie with you.
Putin is threatening to nuke you. Nobody Knows where Kim Jong-Un is, and China won’t talk to you.
Iran won’t call you back. The border is open, but you really didn’t expect THAT many kids to flood across. You told those people only a few thousand at a time. Every democrat you ever got money from wants payback. Even the women are saying that they “don’t feel safe.” Your new Ebola Czar didn’t even show up at the first Ebola meeting.
On top of that, your credit card was refused at the restaurant last night.
Since Michelle got rid of the pastry chef, you now have to sneak out of the White House to get your “munchies” fix.
Finding time to play golf is getting harder and harder. We know; life is rough. You just can’t find the time to vote, so while you were in Chicago, you voted EARLY.
Voting on election day, would just be too hard. You’ve already made a tee-time in Palm Springs for that day, and heck, making an extra stop in Chicago just to VOTE would be a big waste of the taxpayer’s money!
SECOND VOTER:
He doesn’t even care that stuffing the ballot box with hundreds of ‘early’ voting ballots is illegal. Sure, it’s nothing new, but he almost gave the poor guy at the voting booth a heart attack.
A person wearing a Citizens for a Better Arizona T-shirt dropped a large box of hundreds of early ballots on the table and started stuffing the ballot box as I watched in amazement,” said A.J. LaFaro, chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party.
Guy: “What’s your problem?”
LaFaro: “I don’t have a problem.”
Guy: “Stop watching me. You’re annoying me.”
LaFaro: “One of your ballots isn’t sealed.”
Guy: “It’s none of your business. What’s your name?”
LaFaro: “I’m the chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party. What’s yours?”
Guy: “Go f*** yourself. I don’t have to tell you who I am.”
Definitely one of Obama’s boys.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the Week?
Obama. He could very well have mailed in his vote for Chicago…..He’s the *$&%ing President. If he can bomb Libya without permission, he could certainly have sent his vote in by special plane.
But, he needs blacks and the young to go EARLY to vote in November, because that way, he can use fraud to keep the democrats in office. At this point, fraud IS their only hope.
The second video is proof of how the democrats use fraud. They did it to get Obama elected—– at least in the last election
Early voting—–Michelle and Obama are pushing it big time. It’s the only way they can get hundreds of voting boxes stuffed with Donald Ducks.
By the way, I could only stomach the first video once. When it comes to the false Messiah, I’d say being a Judas is…highly forgiven.
COMRADES! The New Ebola Czar Will Save Us!
Nobody Cares
In 2008, Obama was warned about how he should do something to keep the Ebola virus in Africa in check, but he..did nothing. And good thing too. Now that Obama has welcomed with open arms all Ebola sufferers in Africa, he has fomented a major crisis here, and sent our soldiers over there to bring it back here in hopes of getting it going.
Why, Africa shouldn’t be the ONLY country to suffer! 
And what a lucky break! Obamacare did not get complete control over hospitals, and now’s their chance. Because the CDC doesn’t have control over hospitals, Obama can now…put in place Federal control over how hospitals treat Ebola patients, and in the future, just about every other thing you can think of.
In the United Soviet States of America, we need…another CZAR!
And he has JUST the man to do it: Ron Klain, an expert in Ebola and diseases and he has spent his whole life trying to wipe out the disease…Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.!!
Wait. No, Ron Klain was Joe Biden Chief of Staff and just another lawyer from Harvard.
From Wiki:
Ronald A. “Ron” Klain is an American lawyer and political operative best known for serving as Chief of Staff to two Vice Presidents – Al Gore (1995–1999) and Joseph Biden (2009–2011).[1][2] He is an influential Democratic Party insider. Earlier in his career, he was a law clerk for Supreme Court Justice Byron “Whizzer” White during the Court’s 1987 and 1988 Terms and worked on Capitol Hill, where he was Chief Counsel to the Senate Judiciary Committee during the Clarence Thomas Supreme Court nomination.
Just WAIT till this global warming, death panel, all-whites-are-bigots Czar gets a hold of that Ebola virus! And that’s who Obama put in place to take care of this mess.
Some are not thrilled with his choice:
Rep. Andy Harris, R-Md., slammed the decision on Twitter.
“Worst Ebola epidemic in world history and Pres. Obama puts a government bureaucrat with no healthcare experience in charge. Is he serious?” Harris tweeted.
And some are:
(Comrade) Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., praised Obama’s decision.
“I’ve known Ron Klain for over twenty years. He is smart, aggressive, and levelheaded; exactly the qualities we need in a czar to steer our response to Ebola. He is an excellent choice,” Schumer told CBS News in a statement.
As the Democrats always say: “If you can’t get in the front door, go in the back.”
So, it’s only a matter of time before Obama starts dictating who gets admitted to be treated in the hospitals and who doesn’t.
All people from Africa will be admitted immediately.
But, if you happen to be over 75, and an American citizen, and from that evil white race?
I would take Drudge’s advice:
Just don’t leave the house.
Nobody’s Perfect: The CDC VS the Post Office
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two government agencies who are NOT doing their jobs for the American people: The CDC and the Post Office.
Let’s start with the CDC. When the first Ebola patient was put in a Texas hospital, Thomas Frieden, the head of the CDC, got on TV as quickly as possible and said: Don’t worry— Be Happy! Ebola is not very contagious and the worst thing we can do is stop letting people from Africa come here.
Remember, Zars cost stock portfolio’s MILLIONS of dollars because people just stayed home out of fear and the WHO Director-General Margaret Chan, said 90 percent of economic costs of any outbreak “come from irrational and disorganized efforts of the public to avoid infection.”
(You can see what’s on their minds, can’t you?)
Thomas assured everyone the CDC was on it, there were professionals handling all the vomit, diarrhea, and spit of the poor black man in Texas, 70 of them in fact.
DALLAS (AP) — They drew his blood, put tubes down his throat and wiped up his diarrhea. They analyzed his urine and wiped saliva from his lips, even after he had lost consciousness. About 70 staff members at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital were involved in the care of Thomas Eric Duncan after he was hospitalized, including a nurse now being treated for the same Ebola virus that killed the Liberian man who was visiting Dallas, according to medical records his family provided to The Associated Press.
Wow…what happened?
“We have to rethink the way we address Ebola infection control. Even a single infection is unacceptable,” Dr. Thomas Frieden, director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, told reporters. “The care of Ebola is hard. We’re working to make it safer and easier.”
Uh…but they don’t. One of the nurses caught it, and now, they have about 200 people they have to monitor because, well, they just want to be sure. That nurse did something wrong.
Yes, any Nobody on the planet earth could have told the CDC to limit the amount of people to take care of such a dangerous contagion. What hospital in their right minds would let over 70 people take care of this deathtrap? How about letting 4 do it, give them extra pay?
Hopefully, the CDC will ‘rethink’ having 400 doctors and nurses to one patient. Either they are trying to spread the disease, or math is not their strong suite.
Currently there are anywhere from 4 to 23 beds open for patients here, and since the CDC obviously is NOT prepared. (After all it’s already an epidemic, where were they?) They are setting up places now in every state. The center for disease control says by the end of the year, 14 million people will be infected with Ebola.
You know what this means don’t you? The Ferguson October group might have to postpone their protest rallies. (Darn.)
NOBODY in their right minds feels that the man who had a hand in banishing sodas and cigarettes from the streets of New York, is out to protect them., but then, there’s a lot of people out of their minds at the moment.
And then there’s the Post Office. You might not know this, but the man or woman who delivers your mail, might not have your best interests in mind.
According to a man who knows: If the mailman doesn’t like you, he can accidentally ‘drop’ your bill payment just about anywhere, and even step on it. They can just lose it. Or he can put your mail in other people’s mailboxes…just for fun.
They also know if you are getting support checks, welfare checks, drugs, or live chickens. They know a lot about you. In fact, if the mailman wants to read your letters. he can open them up and do it, and just put in plastic bag and say “Received in conditions.”
If they know your not home and your door is unlocked, they can go in and use your bathroom, and see that new pink underwear you just bought for your anniversary.
I’m just saying.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it the CDC for going out of their way to make sure we have an epidemic of Ebola spread throughout the United States because recinding 13,000 visas from Africa would be racist?
Or is it the bored and sometimes drunk post man, who could ruin your good credit, and maybe even break your toilet seat?
I pick…..
The Democratic Party!
Who ELSE could bring death in the form of a virus to potentially millions of Americans only to use the crisis to give Jesse Jackson a new car, and more money to blow on the upcoming elections?
How will they get the money? How they always do…they blame the GOP for everything and say they need more money. And it’s all about the money, isn’t it?
According to Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, the CDC was given nearly $3 billion to fight infectious diseases but spent only 6% of that for its declared purpose.
So, Congratulations Democrats! You win the Nobody’s Perfect (But you are just plain sick) award for the week!
(And by the way Democrats…your reward check’s in the mail, and I own a turkey.)
General Sherman Gives Obama Some Pointers
Nobody Remembers
There’s no escaping it: Jimmy Carter just had one of the best days of his life.–President Obama, is being hammered about how badly he is handling the war—by his generals, his x-cabinet members, and all of our allies. Obama really doesn’t have a clue how to be “Commander-In-Chief.” Notice, he hasn’t made that “I’M THE COMMANDER- IN- CHIEF!” exclamation lately.
Obama is SO bad at commanding a war, he just might surpass Carter’s foreign policy failures. Jimmy Carter just said this::
“First of all, we waited too long. We let the Islamic State build up its money, capability and strength and weapons while it was still in Syria,” Carter told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram in an interview published Tuesday. The 39th president was in Texas working on a Habitat for Humanity project.
“Then when [ISIS] moved into Iraq, the Sunni Muslims didn’t object to their being there and about a third of the territory in Iraq was abandoned,” he continued.
Carter also argued it would be strategic to have troops on the ground in Syria to help guide the air campaign. Obama, however, has pledged that the United States would not send troops into the country.
The cry is loud…on every doorstep we are hearing, “We need a STRONG leader!” Bill O’Reilly is hoping General Patton was frozen In a Disney Skywalker lab, so he can unfreeze him and send him to ISIS and destroy them all.
Since that’s not possible, I, little nobody, have another suggestion, and all I had to do was open a book. So, here’s a few tips, from a little nobody who lives near Ferguson, MO, and an American General, who actually knew how to win a war:
William Tecumseh Sherman: From his memoirs: Military lessons of the War
SHERMAN: “No army can be efficient unless it be a unit for action: and the power must come from above, not from below. The President usually delegates his power to the commander in-chief, and then to the next, and so on down to the lowest actual commander of troops, however small the detachment. No matter how troops come together, when once united, the highest officer in rank is held responsible, and should be consequently armed with the fullest power of the executive, subject only to law and existing orders.”
NOBODY: It’s been told that Obama did not listen to ANY of his generals. In fact, nobody knows if Obama even gives his generals any other directions than, “Get me some coffee.” “and “Stand DOWN.” Obama leads from the bottom, that way, the blame never goes to the top. HIM.
SHERMAN: “The more simple the principal, the greater the likelihood of determined action: and the less a commanding officer is circumscribed by bounds or by precedent, the greater is the probability that he will make the best use of his command and achieve the best results.”
NOBODY: Here’s a simple principle Obama: WIN THE WAR! Simple. Tell your army to WIN THE WAR. CRUSH ISIS. Sherman says: KISS. (Keep it simple, stupid.) What’s that Obama? You have a plane to catch?
SHERMAN: “At the close of the our Civil War, lasting four years, some of our best corps and division generals as well as staff officers were from civil life: But I cannot recall any of the most successful who did not express a regret that he had not received, in early life, instruction in the elementary principles of the art of war, instead of being forced to acquire its knowledge in the dangerous and expensive school of actual war.”
NOBODY: Okay Obama. We all know you have no clue how to wage a war. Even Paris Hilton has studied “The Art of War.” We realize how hard it must be to go from sitting in Revered Wright’s white-hating, America hating–church, to commanding the biggest military in the world, but, it might help if you stay up a few hours at night, and get a crash course on war. The only war you know how to wage is against the AMERICAN PEOPLE! You are doing a really good job at that…just turn that attention to our enemies. After all, you need us to fund Air Force One’s fuel bills.
SHERMAN: “There is a soul to an army as well as to the individual man, and no general can accomplish the full work of his army unless he commands the soul of his men, as well as their bodies and legs.”
NOBODY: Let’s face it Obama: the men hate you. You have cut their pay, left them in dangerous lands with no bullets, with orders not to shoot, you let them die, did not have their backs, and when they came home, you let them all die while waiting for care. You honored a TRAITOR in the White House. You can’t even call the enemy that has killed your soldiers by his rightful name. And let’s not forget, you personally shut down the WWII memorial while at the same time sending, Morsi, your Muslim Brotherhood Egyptian buddy, billions of dollars worth of OUR weapons.
You couldn’t command the soul of a prodigious tapeworm, face it. Better find your own Sherman, and quick.
SHERMAN: “Time is a most valuable element in all wars.”
NOBODY: And you sure screwed up the timing on THIS war, didn’t you? Jimmy Carter, the worst military commander-in-chief next to YOU, said it, not me: You waited too long, you played too many holes of golf..and ISIS just took over.
SHERMAN: “On the defensive there is no doubt of the propriety of fortifying: but in the assailing army the general must watch closely to see that his men do not neglect an opportunity to drop his precautionary defenses and act promptly on the offensive at every change.”
NOBODY. Obama is on permanent defense. The world is waiting for his offensive. And waiting…and waiting…Las Vegas bets? Obama will go on the offensive….when Michelle Obama actually eats her own lunch menu’s.
SHERMAN: “Other great difficulties, experienced by every general, are to measure truly the thousand and one reports that come to him in the midst of conflict: to preserve a clear and well-defined purpose at every instant of time: and to cause all efforts to converge to that tend.
NOBODY: Is that the problem Obama? Just too many things coming at you at once? IRS, Fast and Furious, Obamacare rollout, thousands flooding the border, terror threats, FBI secrets, Hillary wanting to change the chef already— and it’s getting harder to get a golf game in every day? Or is your clear and well-defined purpose a plan to destroy America?
SHERMAN: “To do these things he must know perfectly the strength and quality of each part of his own army as well as that of his opponent, and must be where he can personally see and observe with his own eyes and judge with his own mind. No man can personally command an army from the rear: he must be “at its front”. Some men think that modern armies may be so regulated that a general can sit in an office and play on his several columns as on the keys of a pinon: this is a fearful mistake.”
NOBODY: I’m pretty sure this means you should stop meeting your generals on your IPAD between sand traps.
SHERMAN: “The effect of his mind and personal energy must be felt by every office and man present with it to secure the best results. Every attempt to make war easy and safe will result in humiliations and disaster.”
So there it is: A Union American General is telling it like it is: Obama tried to make the war easy and safe, and look what happened. He is being humiliated by ISIS every day on Youtube, and millions of people are dying, simply because, he just couldn’t pick up a book.
OR…could it be, this has been his plan all along?
The Sequestration of America Has Begun
Nobody Knows
THIS has certainly been a fun week of confusion: ISIS is a mile away from Baghdad, and Nobody Knows where our President is tonight. Nobody can figure out how some man with past criminal charges got into an elevator with Obama, armed with a gun. Nobody Knows just how many incompetent departments of our government we actually HAVE, but finding one that works is as hard as finding out who killed JFK. Why men have nipples. Why the Chinese talk so different than the Russians. Why Eric Holder has no chin.
Maybe…just maybe, in a hundred years they will figure it out.
So, let’s start with the biggest news: Ebola is now in Texas. The CDC director put on a great show today on FOX, telling everyone not to worry, because the CDC is so efficient, and there is NO way any of us should worry about Ebola—- he insisted again and again.
Some citizen of Africa, just wanted to come visit his relatives in Texas, and it was pretty clear that THEY were probably just visiting also ...and decided to stay.
Why do I have the feeling he isn’t the first one? (Anybody?)
Texas has its hands full: TB is showing up everywhere thanks to the new immigration policy of letting every sick kid in the world come here to get treatment, bringing with them a new form of polio and more deadly viruses. And by the way—- who is paying this guy’s hospital bill?
Obama DOES care!
Great Britain got smart. All the British airlines have refused to allow anyone from the infected areas to travel to Britain. You would THINK the United States would do the same, wouldn’t you?
Nevertheless, we are told not to worry by the same department that has ordered 160,000 hazmat suits, and is advising funeral parlors in the Unites States how to deal with the remains of Ebola victims.
Do you feel safe? As in everything pertaining to politicians: Forget their words…watch their actions.
And speaking of safe, it’s now being reported that Obama really isn’t paying attention to his intelligence briefings, only 42 percent of the time. It’s such a bore, he’d rather glance at it right before the Hollywood fundraiser.
The White House said that the president prefers to read his intelligence briefings on his iPad instead of having in-person briefings, according to reports.
SURE he does. If he had to show up, he’s miss his golf game.
Breitbart said,
“The question remains whether a 42 percent attendance record on daily intelligence briefings is good enough for most Americans.”
Nobody Knows how the democratic Americans feel about that, BUT…we can guess how the Kurds feel about Obama being absent from their pleas…100% of the time.
You remember the Kurds? We promise to help them overthrow Saddam Hussein, and then when the time was right, we didn’t show up. They got slaughtered. It’s was the Bay of Kurdish Pigs without the pigs.
They want to fight ISIS, and would love some of these weapons that Obama is handing out to the Syrians like candy, but he is ignoring them–so Iran is coming to the rescue.
President Barack Obama has pledged to protect and arm Syrians and Iraqis facing terrorist attacks by the Islamic State (ISIS) but has so far failed to protect Kurds on the Turkish border of Syria, said Robert Zubrin, a senior fellow with the Center for Security Policy. Zubrin added that Turkey is complicit in the assault on the Kurds because it is allowing Islamist extremists to enter Syria to join ISIS. Meanwhile, the Turkish government is building up troops on the border which will likely move into the region after a Kurdish genocide.
Will the Kurds now become allies with Iran? Nobody Knows: But the Kurds, once again, are left to protect their own.
Which brings me to this idea of protecting their own….
Why isn’t the President of the United States interested in protecting us? He is good at protecting all his failed democratic policies, and his democratic party, but when it comes to protecting the America people from a nuclear attack, or Ebola outbreak, or a mass illegal invasion, he is absent, about 99 percent of the time, and Nobody can figure out why.
Someday, in the future, some history teacher will be trying to answer that very same questions…and Nobody Knows if he will tell the truth, of if he will say…
“It’s complicated.”
So..our lives continue to put us at wonder, every single day. And when our brains get overloaded with unanswered outrage at the sheer incompetence of the whole damn Obama administration leaving us to spend our days nail biting at the crisis’ happening around us, most of us hoping to dodge some health or financial bullet—and as we sit and watch the many disasters occurring throughout the world, and in our own country…our most important question, will end up to be:
Just WHY are we changing the REDSKINS name again?
Which IS the final proof that
The sequestration of America has begun.
Nobody Wonders: Does Obama Even LIKE the White House?
Nobody Wonders
I wanted to do an update on yesterday’s blog: After listening to Rush Limbaugh today, my theory that the man who got into the White House was ‘staged’, gets a new twist. A man called Rush’s program, said he had been working in the Secret Service at the White House around 1990, and HIS theory was since the President and his family were not in the White House, nobody was that concerned. From that point, Rush went into the fact that due to political correctness, nobody in the FBI wanted to stop this man until he seem to be an eminent threat. He went on to say that perhaps political correctness permeates the whole government system up to the very top, and that’s why the Obama administrations is so incompetent.
If that is the case, then WHY was that girl murdered last year, when she had no weapon, and just wanted to talk to the President? She was black. Where was Eric Holder’s outrage at the police that time? What secret were they covering up? Did Obama order to have her killed? She claimed she knew the man. Why shoot her dead in front of her little boy? She was far away from the White House.
Do you see the logic here?
So..to update my theory, perhaps this act was not staged, he really was a nut and the whole FBI surrounding the White House are just lame and incompetent like the President, which means that the rules of the FBI now are so politically correct, that any suicide bomber could literally destroy the White House. The House itself is not deemed important. The ONLY thing that is important is the President.
While, I find it hard to believe that even liberal Democrats, including MS Pierman, would NOT want to preserve this very important National Monument, let’s say Rush has a point. Therefore, what Obama actually does is place the circumstances in place to allow chaos, because chaos and disasters always benefit him…in the words of Rahm Emanuel, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” and blowing up the White House? Just think how Obama could use that to his advantage. He would say: It was because he was black. And think of the money that would be allotted to the rebuilding. Maybe the elites want an update—more on the level of our Baghdad embassy.
So, Nobody Wonders…could they stage this for more money? To get everyone concerned about Obama and his safety? Or are the people running our country REALLY that incompetent?
When you consider the mass protection around the President’s and his every move, the entourage of Secret Service Men, the millions of dollars being paid to protect him to the point where on one trip to Asia, he MADE them cut all the trees on the boulevard he would be traveling down, just to be safe— WHY he would not want to protect the White House makes no sense at all.
Do we have a President that truly would love to destroy the White House? We already know, he doesn’t like America.
Nobody Wonders.
AND…like I said, today Obama stuck up for Julia Pierson, and everyone else. Why, they just have a tough job.
He ought to know.


















