It’s 9/11: Do You Know WHO Your President Is?
Nobody Remembers
It’s almost here, the tenth anniversary of 9/11. We will be watching the horrible pictures of the Twin Towers being destroyed again and again, with enough footage to make your heart-break all over, again and again.
I was searching through the video’s of 9/11 memorials, when I came across this one. Made by some people who wanted to give a few pictures of their talented dogs. And why not? It made me laugh…no disrespect to those that lost loved ones and will suffer forever…it was just a small token of appreciation from a couple of nobodies and their dogs…to the soldiers overseas.
Here it is ten years after, and the damage from that day never seems to end. In fact, you could almost say, we not only lost a couple of buildings that day filled with thousands of people, we lost our future. We have given up cherished freedoms for safety and yet we are told that we are still vulnerable. The scars from that day will last a lifetime and the money spent on trying to change all the Muslims Nations is bankrupting us along with everything else. Nobody will wonder if America elected Barack Hussein Obama to show how magnanimous a people we really are.
Whatever you may think about whether the buildings coming down were staged, or how it happened, one fact sticks out like a rubber ducky in a bathtub: Our leaders had plenty of warning, and did nothing. Their incompetence was almost criminal. I was listening to the pilot of Air Force One today who said they got all their facts from the cable news (on the plane) on 9/11. Do you buy that?
I don’t. Just like I wouldn’t buy that lady in the video doesn’t really love that dog.
After we were attacked, Bush sounded very bullish, went to Iraq, and fought a politically correct war. Today he has come out BEFORE the speech this weekend, to remind us all that he deserve the credit for the capture of bin Laden, so that Obama doesn’t take it away from him for eternity.
Sad, but that’s politics.
And nobody is sadder than the people who lost love ones that day. And— Nobody is mad that so many people voted for a man after 9/11 who insisted on keeping his Muslim name, after so many people had died at the hands of Allah.
What… an…insult. What idiots.
We have all heard, that in this day of mourning, God and his clergy will not be allowed to take part this year in the ceremonies. Firefighters are not welcomed, police are not welcomed, the families will be kept far away… but you can bet every politician in D.C. will be there, saying, “God bless America.”
Will Obama speak in Arabic? Will he talk of the peaceful people that he knows and loves? Will he talk about the great religion of Islam? It’s been ten years…where are they? Obama has made 9/11 a day of “service” but you know and I know, that to all of us that still have the grace that God gave us, it will always be a day of prayer.
I plan to watch this video at least a few times more, and I will be thinking of our President….whose dog days, (I will pray with all my heart and every doggie leap) …are numbered.
Progressively Fear-Baiting Puppies
Nobody’s Opinion: Here we go again: Katia the hurricane is heading for New Orleans. Really, the nerve. She should have gone to Texas, because about right now, you could do a fast quick-step in the dirt, cause a spark, and burn down half of Dallas it’s so dry. New Orleans doesn’t need more mud on Bourbon Street, the participation from urination will keep it wet well through 2050.
But, we live in the world of “Hurry up and make it sound ominously like the end.” I realized that we are getting minute by minute updates on disasters, storms, debt crisis, and terrorists, and it’s becoming annoying. I get extremely overly excited when I see a puppy commercial now because I’m getting so desperate for something normal to come on TV.
“Look…Look…a puppy! A puppy!”
I’m not proud of this, but I figure it’s not my fault. I’m becoming Armageddon challenged.
I was pretty scared by Kim’s Kardashian’s wedding myself. I find myself praying that she would NOT bear children. Can you just imagine their children? What is he…six feet fourteen? Mixed that with 64tripleD boobs…we are talking a whole new species. The planet doesn’t have that much room.
I was thinking about the fear factor today, and how the news is ALWAYS bad, and decided to make a list of all the things I’m suppose to fear from both parties, in order to get a logical perspective:
Democrats:
Pollution:
1. Take it from Daryl Hanna: if you burn oil in your car, you are destroying the very water, food, and air that you breath. If a pipeline is built down through the United States from Canada, it will spill into the aqueducts and kill all the poor illegal’s in New Mexico, who will be drinking it out of the local desert spigots. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty dire.
The fact that those tanks from Fema that are meant to protect DreamWorks won’t be needed anymore because the sheer volume of oil, if it should happen to escape the pipeline, will destroy Los Angeles, along with Steven’s famous props from JAWS.
Almost makes you want to give Daryl a big hug. Go ahead guys. She probably hasn’t had a good hug since John-John left her for that other blond.
AND MORE Pollution:
2. Al Gore is right. He won, and the earth lost because Al did not become President and therefore we have to close down all the parks in California, so that the Bohemian Grove can fit more people in it this year. Obama is bringing his whole tribe from Kenya, and they need to build more tents. In fact he plans to leave them there. That’s why they have to close the parks to the public. God forbid they wander into the Redwood forest and find drunk Kenyan’s roasting Mexicans.
The rich this year have so much discuss: Basically, how do they keep the banks printing enough money so that Fannie and Freddie can give more homes to Obama’s new arrivals, and kept their bonuses coming on strong? And …should they let Janet Napolitano dress in drag this year?
Jobs
3. The poor illegal immigrants must get amnesty, or America is doomed. As Bill Clinton warned, without new young Nino’s, wino’s and Nina’s, those guys in DC will have to take less. Besides, they are starving, and if that tea party doesn’t let them in, then we just won’t kick them out. If we have no more gardeners, fruit pickers and welfare recipients, the country will just collapse. After all, politicians have a lot of pools to clean.
SEX
4. Most important on of all, we need to protect the gays. If we DONT protect the gays, then who will the women turn to when those mean, nasty, and chauvinistic men divorce them? There are so many starving children in the world, and if we have more gays adopting, we can truly have a diversified America. The future of the world depends on it.
Doomsday
5. The tea party people are going to destroy the planet. They must die. They are old, and hopefully they will die, because they have planned to lynch the blacks. In fact, every black should start circling around the banks because that’s where the tea party people have their money. The blacks have no jobs because tea party people think the racist Constitution is something they want to save. Good thing they have a black President to point that out.
6. Sarah Palin, might run for President. If that happens, progressives will have to move for real.
Republicans:
Total FUBAR:
1. Obama
2. Obama
3. Obama
4., 5., 6, Obama.
Okay, what more can he do?
And most importantly, what can we do?
I suggest, we replace all Democrats with puppies. I’m at a loss for logical solutions.
Nobody NOTES: Okay, they are using the fear factor to bring us to our knees every day, but there is ONE fear that happened to really work. When the American people found out that Obama supported a Mosque being built right by ground zero, they got really mad. I’m not making this up. All of a sudden the thought of Texans walking down fifth avenue sent the snobs on Martha’s Vineyard into a real tizzy.
SUDDENLY, a new building appeared out of thin air… after ten long years of nothing, and it’s reported on every single day by Fox News. As if to say…”Okay! Okay! Calm down! We are building something—.jeez!
But…just don’t pray there.”
Maybe we should replace all Muslims with puppies too. The planet would thank us.
(Nobody notes: Please, before you think I hate all Muslims, it’s the religion stupid, not the people.)
Vernon Jordon: The Mojo Corporate Black Ace in the Hole
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Can anyone say…”FOUR!!!” Wait…Shultz doesn’t even play golf, poor guy. Or is he just observing the white socks? As Shultz would say if he had been their caddy for the day…
When Obama Plays Golf, the Earth Quakes
Nobody Knows
Nobody knows what Obama was thinking today when he made this high kick on the golf course…but I have a few hints from his caddy.
1. Damn! I hit that shot so far the earth moved…did you feel it?
2. Hey, tell Fema not to worry, I just got Jeffery Immelt to build a few more factories in China. Call Joe and tell him wrestling with that sumo guy really helped out. Tell him I want him to ride some camels, and bring the horse back…Malia wants a pony.
3. How much was in Gaddafi’s bank account? $300 billion? Well boys, I say that deserves another round. Tell Hillary I want my check, pronto.
4. Michelle is eating taco’s with the kids? Hot damn. She’ll be gone for hours. I can go hit some hoops…if you catch my meaning.
5. Maxine told the tea party to go to hell? Damn. Give that woman a raise. What? The people are mad because I’m taking a vacation and playing golf? Well, you know where they can go. What? We had an earthquake? Damn…how lucky can you get?
Nobody Gets Email: Obama Knows Nut’ing
Nobody Gets Email
Whatever happened to Blago? Was he ever sent to jail? And if not, maybe it’s because he forgot who he knew. One thing for sure, when Obama lies, he really has a lot of help.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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In the spirit of Chicago politics, should you forward this remember, I never sent it, I don’t know you, and I don’t think we’ve ever met!
NOBODY KNOWS NOTHING
Rod Blagojevich is the former Illinois Governor who tried to sell Obama’s seat in congress.
Obama was asked by the press if he had ever met Gov. Rod Blagojevich.
Barack Obama: “I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time … and that was in the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game.”
Yet here we see Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago , April 16, 2007. (Photo Reuters )
To understand this “minunderstanding”, you have to understand the world according to Chicago …
While Chicago is a city in Illinois , it is like a different country when it comes to politics, with a whole different set of morals and language.
In Chicago politics, there are only three rules and one Prime Directive to remember. You don’t even need an attorney to understand them — and if you do need an attorney, well, you know too much…so look out.
RULE #1…No matter what you see, hear, or do — you don’t know anybody and you don’t know nothing!
RULE #2…If you capture something on tape or camera — it doesn’t reveal nothing!
RULE #3…If you know what everybody knows in Chicago — well, you still don’t know nothing.
The PRIME DIRECTIVE in CHICAGO … No matter how the vote turns out, the Democrats still win the election.
Here’s an illustration. Remember, you know nothing.
These two? They don’t know each other! That’s because they said they didn’t.
The fellas in this picture . They never actually met face to face. What fellas? We don’t see nothing!
The guy on the left? For all you know he’s Santa Claus.
And the guy on the right… well, he’s the Easter Bunny! That’s all you need to know.
Go see your eye doctor…your eyes are lying to you!
Remember Jimmy Hoffa? He knew too much and now, well, no one knows where he is.
The picture below. It doesn’t mean nothin’. You should forget it.
Now, isn’t that simple? They don’t know each other and they never met!
How is that possible? ‘Cause they said so! And, that settles it. Ca’pish?
P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don’t forget, you know nothing and they will know nothing.
I WAS NOWHARE AROUND WHEN IT HAPPENED,
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT !!!!
Obama: Hope, Change— Gluttony and Greed
There is nothing so characteristic of narrowness and littleness of soul as the love of riches: Cicero
Nobody’s Opinion
Everyone is mad, at least everyone I talk to. Even my liberal friends are screaming, about Obama taking another long vacation in Martha’s Vineyard, and neither he, nor his wife, think about how much of the taxpayers’ money they spend on themselves.
They are having the time of their lives.
Michelle, for some unknown reason, had to take a private plane 4 hours earlier, to her $50,000 dollar a week farmhouse retreat, costing us thousands in additional expense. Obama came later with the dog. I guess we should be happy he didn’t send the dog on a separate plane like he did LAST year. Obama has flown in Air Force One 172 times, (adding by the minute) almost every other day, at a cost of $18l,757 per flight per HOUR. And that’s not including the costs of Marine One, Secret Service, logistics and local police overtime. He has made six trips to eight countries (half the time taking along hundreds of his homeboy friends) not including his six vacation trips over 32 days. He spends $1.75 million to visit his Hawaiian chumps, and he has been there more than once.
And let’s not forget the millions he spent on his “Misery Tour” bus. Michelle has been to Spain, and Africa, and Chicago…and BOTH of them are scarfing down hot dogs, hamburgers, Taco’s, ice cream.. and that’s just what they let us see. They may not be fat yet, but they are both supreme gluttons of the highest order. And speaking of gluttons…
Susanne Eman, loves to eat. She has a goal to get as fat as she can. She’s weighs 727 pounds.
‘I’d love to find out if it’s humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said.
Never mind that she has two young sons to raise and most of us are wondering just WHO is paying for all this food? You see, Obama has set such a fine example of gluttony that Susanne is trying just as hard as she can to get as fat as she can. She might not make it before she dies of a bacon overdose, but then Nobody’s Perfect.
And speaking of perfection— the Miami Football team has been going along with Obama’s gluttonous lead in how to spend as much of other’s people’s money on yourself as humanly possible. Prostitution, parties on yachts, drugs, you name it, they got anything they wanted, from a young man who clearly was a sports fan, including an abortion for a pregnant stripper. Nobody Knows how many other football teams are getting the same ” free for all” perks and prostitutes, but I bet none of us would be surprised, because really, Nobody Cares. We are more worried about our jobs.
And speaking of jobs: Last week they held a jobs fair in Atlanta, and over 5,000 black people showed up, dressed in their best outfits. And while this does not look good for the first black President, who is too busy playing golf to even care that his black brother and sisters are out of a job, this Nobody Reports that it was actually an uplifting sight to me. Here in St. Louis, the last time over 5,000 black people gathered in line here, was to get all their traffic tickets pardoned.
And speaking of pardoning: Nobody Wins when a president takes it upon himself to pardon over 300,000 illegal’s for entering our country unlawfully, without the approval of Congress. At least that’s the reported number, but this Nobody Wonders what the numbers really are…30 million? Obama just canceled any deportations, and is passing out the free educations as fast as his gluttonous hands can muster..
The real trouble is, the once “gluttous” nation of America, will become a more starving one, due to Obama’s habit of wanting to spend money he does not have. The illegal’s have more babies than anyone, and Obama has made sure it’s the American taxpayer who takes care of them.
Illegitimate births for all Americans have risen from 26 percent in 1990 to 41 percent today “and could be headed higher.” Among Hispanics, illegitimacy is 53 percent, among blacks it’s 73 percent, and among whites it has risen to a shocking 29 percent. The Heritage Foundation reports that 77 types of federal means-tested handouts already cost $522 billion per year before Obama took office. He increased this giant amount to $697 billion per year in the first half of his term, and now half of Americans depend for their living expenses in whole or in part on government handouts paid by the other half who pay income taxes.
And while we are on the subject of partying… Nobody Remembers another sight of greed, although it was disguised as a historical moment in our generation’s history. It was on August the 15, 1969, that over 400,000 people got drunk, stoned, and pretty much wasted 3 days sliding naked in the mud, at Woodstock. Is it any wonder that we elected the most greedy, man ever to sit in the White House?
As someone said just this week: “Obama is just another tin-pot dictator living lavishly at the expense of his subjects.”
And that reminds me…Obama once so said: You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
Nobody Thinks: Well, it takes one to know one, doesn’t it Mr. President? Have another hot dog, and …watch that lipstick.
The Orphic Republican Debate
Nobody Wins:
So, who won tonight’s Republican Presidential primary debate? According to all polls, Mitt Romney.
Really? Not to this Nobody. Mitt Romney is about as trustworthy as a rapper on a hot night in Philly. He represents the big multinational companies. How can you trust a man who passed the first Obamacare in his state, and then says if he is elected he is going to repeal it? Whenever he talks I want to put a big bandage on his head.
Uh…so he was dumb two year ago? Suddenly we have a brain surge? What will he say two years from now?
You can’t trust him.
He says: he is the businessman, that’s what makes him special. Well, so is Herman Cain. Herman says that America should learn to take a joke. Pizza is NOT made in Iran.
Herman is very likable, but so is Bambi.
Nobody thinks Donald Trump’s experience as a businessman trumps both these guys, because he just has more experience overseas. But, that’s just my Nobody’s Opinion. Trump and Palin are playing the smart card along with Rick Perry and staying out till later. Soooooooooooooooooo, the desperate Americans will wait for more American Republican Idol debates. Great. They really ought to put Alex Baldwin in between them all just to liven it up.
Besides the fact that Jon Huntsman feels our pain, the most memorable thing about the whole debate was the fight between Michelle and Tim. I thought Michelle handled it well, and it might have to do with the fact that I saw Hillary again today on T.V.
Hillary has been around since the Civil War. Every time I see her I think of Sherman. Do we HAVE to keep seeing her on our TV? It’s like a bug crawling across the screen, she drives me crazy.
Go away!
I’m in a real sexist mood today since Gloria the Stein-ham came out talking her usual trash about any woman that is not her. Why can’t the good lord do us a favor and put both Gloria and Hillary on the next test flight over the ocean? It’s a big place the ocean.
Go on Gloria…be brave.. like Amelia.
The last woman politician this Nobody liked was Margaret Thatcher. And then, there was that old lady in Canada, who plays hockey…the mayor. She should be our President.
Where was Gloria when Michelle was attacked? Pawlenty had a real macho thing going on tonight, which makes you wonder if he isn’t running just to get her out of the picture. After all, next to Ron Paul, she is the tea party candidate.
“She’s got a record of misstating and making false statements,” Pawlenty said.
Come on: show me a politician who has NOT misstated or made false statements and I’ll show you how to win a game of chess in one move.
And speaking of Ron Paul, he got the most applause, because he’s the most honest. Did you notice they didn’t let him talk much?
Maybe we should try some normal people, like Dave Barry. What about him? He runs every year. (If you don’t know who Dave Barry is, then I suggest more alchohol.)
The nation could use man with a sense of humor. At least he would tell us jokes in his press conferences while we all slide into oblivion. The reasoning for this is that the band kept playing on the Titanic.
We must strive to be noble in our descent, don’t you think?
I’m just saying.
And then there was Newt, who was sharp…but he’s just like Romney. What they say, and what they will do..are always opposite most of the time.
Besides the usual, “I will save the Jews, the economy, the problem on the border, the schools, the country, Cher’s naval, and the nukes in Iran.” stuff that they always say, it was not very informative.
Besides— the problems we are facing are so big, that the most any of them can do is…very little. Trying to solve our deficit would be like putting a dog leash on a blue whale.
But…according to everyone..Romney won, and I admit, I didn’t really listen to it very carefully, because I just want to sleep when I hear the man talk.
You know, if Winston Churchill had been in the debate tonight, the news from everyone would STILL have been: Mitt Romney won.
Does it really matter?
Nobody Says…not today.
Nobody Knows: Agenda 21
Nobody Knows
Anyone who has read me for some time, knows that I happen to think there is an elite group of various powerful men and women, who have taken upon themselves to “save the planet.” Well, it’s nothing new in history, but it’s even more dangerous now in this time, due to our technology, which happens to be all in their hands. I have thought this for years, because it seems to be the only thing that makes sense.
People make mistakes, but when you see who benefits the ‘mistakes’ it starts to form a pattern.
So, I’m keeping this short. This video shows a bit of what many have been planning, and if you logically consider all the events in the world, and how they seem to all point to one direction, you will start to watch for it.
Black has become white. The Tea Party people are dangerous? There are black riots everywhere, and no one is talking about them? My own local Police chief told me to move becasue I was worried about my Muslim neighbors meetings?
Our own government opened the flootgates to the little farmers this spring. And more and more people want us to be like “China.” I hear it all the time on the radio.
And as you can see from this video (on Doug Powers site) they are going full force with the little ones.
I’m going to stop talking, because, it’s just so damn…insane. But, if you have the time, the video is worth it.
(thanks to amfortas)
Nobody’s Perfect: Congress VS Billy Joe
Let’s consider a few facts before we start comparing the two.
Remember, the father was drunk.
This week, we were told that our Congress and the President, reached a deal to “save” the country from default. Currently, if you can believe the stats: we have a $14 trillion dollar debt, and this deal will cut expenses by $21 billion in 2012, and $42 billion in 2013.
Wow.
They all did Obama a favor, they said, by letting it all slide till AFTER the elections. This was…more Washington as usual..smoke your mirrors and get out that flask of whiskey.
According to Ron Paul:
“This deal will reportedly cut spending by only slightly over $900 billion over 10 years. But we will have a $1.6 trillion deficit after this year alone, meaning those meager cuts will do nothing to solve our unsustainable spending problem. By denying members the ability to offer amendments and only allowing an up-or-down vote that will take place in the hectic time between Thanksgiving and Christmas, this Commission essentially disenfranchises the vast majority of members from meaningfully participating in the debate over reducing spending and balancing the budget.”“Furthermore, despite the claims of the bill’s proponents, there is nothing to stop the commission from recommending tax increases. What should bother Americans most is that under cover of this debt ceiling circus, we learned from a recent GAO one-time, limited audit that the Federal Reserve secretly pumped $16 trillion into American and foreign banks over three years. All of the Fed’s fat cat cronies were taken care of at the expense of the American public.”
So, what was this whole big, “The sky is falling and we will never get up!” facade that went on for weeks? It was all about…what? What really happened, it seems to this nobody, is that they are just getting a few more trillion to spend. An eight-year-old with half an education could have done a better deal.
And speaking of eight-year-olds…Billy Joe Madden was so drunk, he let his eight- year- old son drive to Texas from Mississippi, with his four- year -old sister in the back seat. Billy Joe was sent to prison, as well he should have been.
But…consider this: It was just reported that Washington D.C. has the highest alcohol rate of any city in the country among adults, at 8.1 percent. Another nifty statistic is that D.C. is among the top contenders when it comes to cocaine and marijuana use. Are we surprised? This explains why Marion Berry kept getting elected right next door to the White house…with the White House silent. The Mayor was caught on tape selling cocaine, and yet he was re-elected?
Doesn’t that tell you something?
Could it be, the reason the country is going off the road, is we are letting men and women with the experience of a stoned and drunk eight- year- old kid run the country?
Are they all drunk? High? Freaking out on coke? Shouldn’t they all be in prison with Billy Joe Madden with the crimes they have committed?
You have to hand it to that eight-year-old kid. Somehow he managed, despite having a drunk father sitting beside him, to get that pickup truck quite a few miles without hurting anyone.
If Congress was driving that car, it would have caused more than a few major fatalities and would be out of gas, engine on fire, framework all bent to hell, and it would still be in a ditch by the side of the road. With Congress in the driver’s seat, it would have never made it out of Biloxi.
And on that note…I think I’ll go have a drink.
Nobody Get Email: Can You Say Chicken Shit?
Nobody Gets Email***
Here’s one that says it all
Houston: We Have a “REAL FAKE” Presidential Candidate!
Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night: I have been getting so many great emails during the week, that I think I’ll have to post them more than once a week. It seems such a pity to let these gems of wisdom and enlightenment go without notice. So, keep an eye out for more from me.Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things. Looks like he’s done it again!
AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!
Nobody Flashes President’s Rule Book
Every action done in company ought to be with some sign of respect to those that are present.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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