Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Forgets the President

Nobody Remembers

Last week, it was “the economy stupid.” So of course, old Bubba Clinton had to come out and say,
“What I’d like to see them do is agree on the outlines of a 10-year plan and agree not to start either the revenue hikes or the spending cuts until we’ve got this recovery.”
Don’t you love all our President’s ? It’s always, “What I want, what I , I , I, I,..let’s do a twenty year program and we will all be out of office when the crap hits the fan…Ha, ha, ha….”

The current President came out and tried to save his own face in his big speech last week, by blaming the whole messy economy on Congress…who needed to give him more money, and just quit messing around. Oh, and he did not have to answer to any Constitutionality about bombing Libya…it was the right thing to do. As long as there were no men on the ground, it wasn’t a ‘war’.

Tell me, who buys this kind of rubbish? Tell that to the dead people.

Mark Halperin of NBC, had it right. He said after the speech that Obama acted just like a “dick.” Of course, he got “reprimanded” for calling the President a “dick,” but I wanted to kiss the guy.
If you have the attention span of a chiwawa, as most liberals do, you of course, thought Obama was correct about blaming the “other” side, never having remembered the trillions of dollars Obama has spent since he got the reins of power. And according to Greenspan :”There is no evidence that huge inflow of money into the system basically work.”

Any redneck off the street could have told you it wouldn’t. And we are suppose to believe that Greenspan, Benanke, Obama, Geithner, Bush, and Paulson…all really thought it would work?

If you believe that, then you believe that Mary Poppins is a pop tart.

The ‘stimulus” was never meant for ‘We the People,” but for all the campaign donors to Obama’s coffers. The banks…the banks overseas…GE…GM…all the politician’s favorite rich, and elites. So, nobody has a theory. If you believe that the corporations (and the elites who gather in not-so-secret meetings ) are now pretty much controlling most of our top politicians, in order to keep the powerful intact, they needed two things–

Universal Health Care, and Amnesty.

The corporations…needed those things to pass in order to compete in the global market. So they just made sure the token black guy passed it, which Obama was more than happy to do, so the conservatives would never get blamed. That’s the dirty little secret. The Rhinos all want these liberal country killing “ideas” too. It’s a global world to them, not American. In other words, there really is one ruling party. They just play good cop, bad cop—and it works.

So…will Obama get another term? Why have all his main guys have jumped ship? Stephanopoulos and Rahm Emanuel, got out early. And Hillary has already said she will not be around next year. And isn’t it funny, that right after that big speech where Obama took no blame on the economy, our own little Timmie Geithner is leaving.

He doesn’t want to be there when the final shoe drops. No matter how much sugar he puts on the toast, it’s still toast. And speaking of toast..

We will all miss Glenn Beck. Oh, I know he’s going on to bigger and better things, but it’s another subscription to many of us who are on strict budgets since we all believe now that social security will be gone, and we have to start saving every penny. Nobody Wonders if anyone else believes, besides me, after listening to his last show— that Glenn Beck, is selling knowledge. Yes, finally I see an example of how Alvin Toffler predicting that in the future of the earth, it would not be industry, but KNOWLEDGE that would be worth most.

If knowledge is a commodity and only the rich can afford it, then I suspect in the future you will be PAYING for that dictionary on your website.

I don’t know. It was a strange week, and everyone here in the middle of America is mowing their lawns, and putting up their flags, and getting ready for the Fourth of July. It’s the one time of the year, we can forget who is president.

And right now, I can’t think of a better idea .

June 30, 2011 Posted by | Obama, politics, Presidents | 2 Comments

Nobody Wants to Know: Where Are the Hover Cars?.

Nobody Knows…

Do I want to talk about Obama and his great, “We must get those nasty rich guys with corporate jets and TAX them before we have to cut the weatherman, and the food inspectors, and maybe not be able to give all those Mexicans student loans as I have promised.'” …speech?

NO! Nobody wants to talk about the very happy state I’m in because I have finally found a flying craft that I can afford! I have everything I need…a blower, a shower curtain,—duck tape., and a chair.

AND…since all the malls are now nothing but empty parking lots, I’ve got clearance for takeoff! All it needs is some yellow paint.

Tell me, why are not all the kids in our school system, not making these for science projects? And just think how it would work on the moon..and tell me, if this simple technology works with a simple chair, why in the world are we not developing cars that hover?

We must ask Obama. All he did today was blame the Republicans for not pushing HIS agenda through Congress. And then after the speech, all kinds of Congressmen came running out to the mikes saying, “Well, we’re staying through the July 4th holiday to work on this!!

Oh gee…what a better place to be on the 4th. In the Capitol, with primetime seats to one of the best fireworks in the nation.

They really suffer don’t they?

Well, I’m not letting them spoil my fun.

 

June 29, 2011 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Nobody Cares About Tattoos


Nobody Cares

Tattoo: Just say the word to me, and I cringe. I would never in a million years want to let somebody drive nails and ink into my skin to permanently color it with something that I might be ashamed of at eighty, or even—next month. I could just imagine someone looking at my corpse and saying– “Check it out…she has a tattoo of a flower, a dragon…wait…here’s another one…looks like it says…JAW..what’s that? Just Add Water? What’s that mean? Crimmie…ugly old bitch.”

Nope, as fun as it looks when some of my girlfriends lift their ankles or necks, or whatever, to show me their latest wonderful fashion, I usually say, “That’s cool!” because who am I to judge?

Whatever makes you happy.

Look around you and you will see, there are many happy people with tattoos, especially in Hollywood. Once, only the criminals wore them, but now they are the fashion among the rich and famous.
And they come in as many shapes and meanings as you can imagine. Nordic, dragons, symbols, flowers, animals, and swastikas. Some people get carried away and tattoo their whole body, like Jesse James.
One guy went so far as to tattoo “No Fear” on his head, and so every time he went into a bar, someone decided to put fear right back into him. Nobody thinks he should have tattooed on his head, “No brains.” but then again, that’s why I’m a nobody.

Then there was a guy who tattooed “LETS FUCK” on his knuckles so when he would just put his knuckles together and give any girl he liked the message. Where am I getting this stuff? From a wonderful book called “Life at the Bottom,” which was written by a British Doctor named Theodore Dalrymple. He has a theory of how to spot “bad” guys right away. Look for the tattoos.

I first formulated my viral theory of criminality when I noticed that at least nine of ten white English prisoners are tattooed. more than three of four times the proportion the general population. This statistical association of crime with tattooing is stronger, I feel certain, than between crime and any other single factor, with the possible exception of smoking. Virtually all English criminals are smokers, a fact that sociologist have also unaccountably overlooked. When asked why they inflict these marks of Cain upon themselves, the tattooed cite pressure from their peers and boredom. Perhaps the pain of it reassures them they are alive: it hurts, therefore I am.–Dr. Dalrymple

Historically speaking, tattoos have been around since the caveman. Captain Cook’s naturalists noted the fashion on the Samoan…and they have always been a favorite of the military…which brings me to my story:

What, you KNEW there would be a story…didn’t you?

Right after my husband (my second) and I got married, we took my son (from another marriage) on vacation to the Great Smokey Mountains. Since my son was fourteen, every day was filled with bumper cars, video games, bumper cars…putt-putt, bumper cars…and I started to feel a bit left out. We only had enough money for THEM to go on the bumper cars. Yes,..even though I don’t mind watching others have fun, I had done a lifetime of that with my son before my new husband came along. I was ready for the woods. You know, hiking…and hiking…and maybe seeing a few bears, but no…I got more bumper cars. I had just gotten about too bored around the fourth day, when my new husband decided he wanted to get a tattoo. Like a good sailor he already had one on his bicep—an Eagle, with his nickname on it..BRU. If I had talked to the good doctor Dalrymple at the time, I would have been probably thinking…Ummmm… but off he went.

And came back out with a great big, flying eagle on his chest. And I, was hurt. Yes, there I was, married only a few days, and I was following around a boy and a man having the best time of their lives..buddies. There was no romance whatsoever.  When he got back from the tattoo place the first time, I said, “HEY…you mean you didn’t put MY name anywhere?” if you had read his many love letters, you would said the same thing.

After a few hours of more bumper cars, he decided he would go back and get my name on his chest. BUT…and here’s the catch, he had a big, bad, red sunburn on his chest. His whole front was the color of a ripe tomato, but off he went.  After a few hours, he came back to the hotel room, bragging about how he withstood the pain…just to prove, that EVEN though it was against every single fiber in his body, he did it.

What did he do?
It was I who decided what he had to do. “Have the Eagle holding a chain, at the end of the chain put a heart with my name in it. ”

Guilt is a wonderful thing. It can make a man go back to a tattoo shop and put a heart with his new wife’s name in it, while suffering the pain of needle on burnt skin.

Now ask me, do I feel guilty about it? FORCING the man to put my name on his tattoo?
Nope. I’d had a whole week of being the “go get this, go get that.” and deep inside I thought, maybe this guy doesn’t love me but the life I can bring to him.
Better be sure.

Later on in life he really wanted to put my whole face on his back…which I thought was really sick. I won on that account again. I’ll be damned if some guy in some morgue is going to be looking at my husband’s back someday and saying “Why in the WORLD would he put that creepy looking broad on his back?” As it is now, some morgue guy will look at his corpse, see the huge flying eagle with the heart and chain,, and say…”Wow…cool tattoo.”

I like the thought of an eagle carrying my name. It’s about as close to mortality as I’m ever going to get.

And what would the good Doctor say about that?
He would say: “That’s life at the bottom!”

June 29, 2011 Posted by | Life | | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: The Mexican Soccer Team VS Frank McCourt

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week goes to the wonderful world of sports: The owner of the Dodgers, Frank McCourt, and the Mexican fans who rooted for the Mexian soccer team at the Rose Bowl. Neither one of them is worth even a tin cup for their behavior, so, who’s crimes are the most egregious?

Compare:

First: Frank and his wife might as well be in Congress, (and who says they won’t be?) because they borrowed so much money from the team, they couldn’t pay it back. Frank has declared bankruptcy just so Bud Selig can’t get the franchise. They were hoping for a contract between the Dodgers and Fox, but MLB just put a sock in that and said, “No way, Jose McCourt.”

I suggest Frank go to a bank and say he’s the Frank McCourt that wrote “Angeles’ Ashes” and he’d get a loan in a nano- second. Heck Frank, go to New York and hit up Barney Frank. Where’s that Irish temper we hear so much about?

Needless to say, he’s not very popular in Los Angeles at the moment. Maybe he should marry a hot Latino…and that brings us to the next constestant..

Second: You have the Un-American action of our most loyal American Mexican illegal’s and legals, booing our National Anthem, and booing the US team, all the while spending their welfare, uh…I mean honest earned paychecks, made here in American, on Mexican flags. We give them lots of goodies, and when they boo our country, we can get pretty mad. But should we?

Most people know that Los Angeles is little Mexico. Next to Mexico City, Los Angeles has the biggest Mexican population on the planet. Our politicians have always encouraged the takeover of California. I read this comment from a man on Glenn Beck’s site. “LA looks just like Mexico, back in 1986, I went to San Diego,— at night it’s like all the white people went hiding…It felt like I was the only white guy left.”

Good thing he wasn’t on the American soccer team when he said that.

But, I think what surprised everyone, (except THIS nobody) was the fact that English was left out of the game entirely. A player on the American teams said this:

“CONCACAF should be ashamed of themselves,” Howard said. “I think it was a [expletive] disgrace that the entire post match ceremony was in Spanish. You can bet your (   ) that if we were in Mexico City, it wouldn’t be all in English.”

He has a point. The politicians might think they are going to keep English Only in the Washington DC, capitol, but, invasions tend to go the way of the many.

This comment…again, from Beck’s site:

Well, what does anyone expect after decades of indoctrination into one-worldsim? We’re all the same, right? No difference in blacks, Latinos, Muslims, right? They’ll all adopt our Constitution after they come here, won’t they? They must be just like the Western European immigrants who adopted our culture. Let’s just give them a chance.
Fact is, those Mexicans in LA will never adopt our culture, nor will the Muslims of the blacks who, by the way, have had over 3 centuries to adapt, but due to militant agitators, will continue to be more belligerent. The hateful left will do anything to continue us down the path towards a socialist state. Any attempt to stop illegal’s or to remove them will be met with shouts of “racist” or “bigot”, and you all know it. This, unfortunately will end in a violent clash between mostly white patriots and a few (by comparison) blacks who see where this is headed. There will be no letting the ones who have created this off the hook when they come to you for protection. You have little time to prepare yourself both mentally, physically, and to also have the means to protect yourself and your family.

Strange. The comments on people’s sites are starting to have more logic than the writers…have you noticed?

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect this week?
El Presidente Obama of course…again!

June 27, 2011 Posted by | Hispanic, Sports | 2 Comments

Marines: Planting Flowers In St. Louis

Nobody’s Opinion’
“It was so cool.” said Tony to my husband. He was describing Marine week. The Marines were here in St. Louis to display their land, air, and sea vehicles. “My son got to see amphibious boats and I got to look through a real sniper rifle, and I wanted to join up, right there.” His seven-year-old son told Tony that when he grew up he wanted to be a Marine.
According to the Post Dispatch:
The week was more than just showing off equipment and capabilities, it focused on a desire to help the community, with Marines volunteering at dozens of locations throughout the city. (More about that in a minute.)
Right. Sure..I love the Marines, but excuse me….they were here for training exercise. There is a $556 million, five year training program which is part of a $2.3 billion FEMA project to have civilian authorities in states such as Massachusetts (Boston), South Carolina and Washington work with the military to develop a response plans to a range of potential disasters, from a hurricane and earthquake to a terrorists attack and a pandemic flu.
Notice, they failed to mention racial riots.
I was listening to the radio today, and there was a Marine Colonel on the radio, and by her talk, you would have thought she was promoting hand lotion, instead of Marine Week. They want to put a “Don’t worry, be happy…we want you to TRUST us when we take over you city!” face. And come on over here kid, and I’ll let you feel my rifle…don’t be afraid!”
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We have always thought of the Marines as tough, the bravest of the brave. And now, Obama brings our General Petraeus back home, puts the old military man in charge of CIA…and then we get Marine week.
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Now, lets’ see…what cities got Marine Week?
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Boston, Chicago, and St. Louis. This means, in my  Nobody Opinion: They are expecting race riots. Tonight on Drudge there was a headline that said, “Kill Whitey” in Chicago, but Google made sure you didn’t get to it. It seems, all these black ‘gatherings” are being fueled by “social networks” in Chicago.
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Zuckerman would be proud.
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Early on in the week, here in St. Louis, we heard that two Marines were attacked, and hurt by two people. It was not said of course that the “people” were black. They made you think it was in broad daylight, and they were down at the arch doing their “displays” and did not strike back to show restraint.
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Tonight I read they were actually walking downtown at 2.30 in the morning
They’d had a few drinks and were walking on Chestnut Street at about 2:30 a.m. Monday when two men asked if they wanted to buy jewelry, said a Marine Corps spokeswoman, Capt. Kate Vanden Bossche. The Marines, who weren’t in uniform, said they didn’t want any jewelry; and the suspects began quarreling with the Marines, police say. According to Vanden Bossche, one Marine started to pull out a pocketknife when he was punched in the side of the head and dropped the knife. That Marine, 22, has a black eye, she said. A robber picked up the knife and the second Marine, 21, surrendered his wallet.
Somehow, this is NOT the fearless, well-trained, and brave Marines that we are told about. And if two black guys from the city can get the best of our boys, then, I’d say they might need more than a 1,000 Marines here when they come. (Over a 1,000 went to the ballgame.)
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I’m sorry. First off, there should be no Marines coming into any city. If there are riots, that’s what the police are for.
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And second place—sending Marines to plant flowers for global warming (see flyer) is just a bit too much. Mixing “global greening” with the military I think, is a dangerous endeavor, even in training. Volunteering our Marines to “help” out the community is another way to get the populous used to them being in the cities. And it’s also the New World Order of having our soldiers do other jobs than being just what they should be…soldiers.
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Will they “create” the problem (black riots promoted as in Egypt, with the help of FACEBOOK) so that they can come in with the solution?( Marines occupying major cites in our own country.)?It would be a very clever way to get us all use to the “standing” army that Obama has dreamed of.
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Or…is this just another way to keep the boys coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan working since there ARE no jobs for them here in the private sector?
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Whatever you think: you can be sure, when the “disaster” comes, it won’t be the Marines planting the flowers. Little do the blacks in St. Louis realize that VAN JONES has big plans to make St. Louis the big garden under the Arch, and he will have his black brothers digging once again, but this time, it won’t be cotton.
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The Marines should have been “helping” the community to learn how to shoot guns and fight…instead of planting flowers.
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After all, that’s something, we know they are good at.
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And now– read the newspaper clip. That’s our Marines!

June 27, 2011 Posted by | Military | , | 3 Comments

Nobody Gets MORE Email: The OTHER Muslims

Nobody Gets Email

To follow up yesterday’s marvelous rant, with this letter seems very logical. Americans are not allowed to speak against the Muslims , unless they are on the FBI most wanted list. As “freedom” of speech is being monitored to the point of absurdity, I thought this guy did a great job saying what many Americans feel.
(Thanks to Tom Bebee)
*****
Open Letter From An American Airlines Pilot:

 
The paper stated that some Muslim doctor is saying we are profiling him because he has been checked three times while getting on an airplane.

YOU WORRY ME!  By Captain John Maniscalco, American Airlines Pilot
I’ve been trying to say this since 911, but you worry me. I wish you didn’t. I wish when I walked down the streets of this country that I love, that your color and culture still blended with the beautiful human landscape we enjoy in this country. But you don’t blend in anymore. I notice you, and it worries me.

I notice you because I can’t help it anymore. People from your homelands, professing to be Muslims, have been attacking and killing my fellow citizens and our friends for more than 20 years now. I don’t fully understand their grievances and hate, but I know that nothing can justify the inhumanity of their attacks.

On September 11, ARAB-MUSLIMS hijacked four jetliners in my country. They cut the throats of women in front of children and brutally stabbed to death others. They took control of those planes and crashed them into buildings, killing thousands of proud fathers, loving sons, wise grandparents, elegant daughters, best friends, favorite coaches, fearless public servants, and children’s mothers.

The Palestinians celebrated, the Iraqis were overjoyed as was most of the Arab world. So, I notice you now. I don’t want to be worried. I don’t want to be consumed by the same rage, hate and prejudice that has destroyed the soul of these terrorists. But I need your help. As a rational American, trying to protect my country and family in an irrational and unsafe world, I must know how to tell the difference between you, and the Arab/Muslim terrorist.

How do I differentiate between the true Arab/Muslim Americans and the Arab/Muslim terrorists in our communities who are attending our schools, enjoying our parks, and living in OUR communities under the protection of OUR constitution, while they plot the next attack that will slaughter MORE of the same good neighbors and children?

The events of September 11 changed the answer. It is not MY responsibility to determine which of you embraces our great country, with ALL of its religions, with ALL of its different citizens, with all of its faults. It is time for every Arab/Muslim in this country to determine it for me.

I want to know, I DEMAND to know and I have a right to know, whether or not you love America … Do you pledge allegiance to its flag? Do you proudly display it in front of your house, or on your car? Do you pray in your many daily prayers that Allah will bless this nation; that He will protect it and let it prosper? Or do you pray that Allah will destroy it in one of your Jihads? Are you thankful for the freedom that this nation affords? A freedom that was paid for by the blood of hundreds of thousands of patriots who gave their lives for this country? Are you willing to preserve this freedom by also paying the ultimate sacrifice? Do you love America ? ? If this is your commitment, then I need YOU to start letting ME know about it.

Your Muslim leaders in this nation should be flooding the media at this time with hard facts on your faith, and what hard actions YOU are taking as a community and as a religion to protect the United States of America . Please, no more benign overtures of regret for the death of the innocent, because I worry about who you regard as innocent…. No more benign overtures of condemnation for the unprovoked attacks, because I worry about what is unprovoked to you. I am not interested in any more sympathy; I am interested only in action. What will you do for America – our great country – at this time of crisis, at this time of war?

I want to see Arab-Muslims waving the AMERICAN flag in the streets. I want to hear you chanting ‘Allah Bless America ‘. I want to see young Arab/Muslim men enlisting in the military. I want to see a commitment of money, time and emotion to the victims of this butchering and to this nation as a whole.

The FBI has a list of over 400 people they want to talk to regarding the WTC attack. Many of these people live and socialize right now in Muslim communities. You know them. You know where they are. Hand them over to us, NOW! But I have seen little even approaching this sort of action. Instead I have seen an already closed and secretive community close even tighter. You have disappeared from the streets. You have posted armed security guards at your facilities. You have threatened lawsuits. You have screamed for protection from reprisals.

The very few Arab/Muslim representatives that HAVE appeared in the media were defensive and equivocating. They seemed more concerned with making sure that the United States proves who was responsible before taking action. They seemed more concerned with protecting their fellow Muslims from violence directed towards them in the United States and abroad than they did with supporting our country and denouncing ‘leaders’ like Khadafi, Hussein, Farrakhan, and Arafat.

IF the true teachings of Islam proclaim tolerance and peace and love for all people, then I want chapter and verse from the Koran and statements from popular Muslim leaders to back it up. What good is it if the teachings in the Koran are good, pure, and true, when your ‘leaders’ ARE teaching fanatical interpretations, terrorism, and intolerance? It matters little how good Islam SHOULD BE if huge numbers of the world’s Muslims interpret the teachings of Mohammed incorrectly and adhere to a degenerative form of the religion. A form that has been demonstrated to us over and over again. A form whose structure is built upon a foundation of violence, death, and suicide. A form whose members are recruited from the prisons around the world. A form whose members (some as young as five years old) are seen day after day, week in and week out, year after year, marching in the streets around the world, burning effigies of our presidents, burning the American flag, shooting weapons into the air. A form whose members convert from a peaceful religion, only to take up arms against the great United States of America, the country of their birth. A form whose rules are so twisted, that their traveling members refuse to show their faces at airport security checkpoints, in the name of Islam.

We will NEVER allow the attacks of September 11, or any others for that matter, to take away that which is so precious to us — our rights under the greatest constitution in the world. I want to know where every Arab Muslim in this country stands and I think it is my right and the right of every true citizen of this country to DEMAND it. A right paid for by the blood of thousands of my brothers and sisters who died protecting the very constitution that is protecting you and your family.

I am pleading with you to let me know. I want you here as my brother, my neighbor, my friend, as a fellow American….. But there can be no gray areas or ambivalence regarding your allegiance, and it is up to YOU, to show ME, where YOU stand. Until then, “YOU WORRY ME!”

CANADIAN COMMENTS:

I totally agree with this sentiment. I hope you will forget all about the ‘political correctness’ mandate we’ve had rammed down our throats, and see if this doesn’t ring true in your heart and mind. For Canada , with all the multiculturalism we’ve been told is so important….why should we not, as Canadians, expect that the millions of new people immigrating to our country will show their love for our country, their allegiance to our country, their willingness to obey the laws of our country, and acceptance that we are a Christian country? Just because they are able to enjoy exercising their own religion, they should NOT expect us to be ashamed of ours. They knew Canada was a Christian country when they came here. Why are we erasing Christianity because immigrants who are unwilling to adopt our way of life expect us to? There is just too much insanity in the world, and we have to start taking a stand.

I hope you will forward this, so that others will feel they are not alone if they are starting to feel the same.

BRITISH COMMENTS:
At last a clear non racist example of the concerns that the vast majority of our Nations population probably share. The pilot’s letter encapsulates all that is fair and just about national pride and protection of one’s national culture. I fear it may be too late here in UK , BUT we too want our country back in the form that attracted all these different cultures to come here in the first place!! In all our conversations with a wide range of friends and acquaintances we have not met one that disagrees with our own views. If only we all had the courage of our convictions to pass this on, it is a statement that should be accepted as the heart-felt feelings of someone with honest commendable national pride.

THIS IS TOO GOOD TO JUST READ AND DELETE — LET’S SATURATE NEW ZEALAND , AUSTRALIA , UK , EUROPE, USA , CANADA AND THE REST OF THE FREE WORLD WITH THIS ONE!

MAY GOD BLESS THOSE WHO HAD THE COURAGE TO WRITE THE ABOVE AND MAY GOD BLESS THOSE WHO READ AND PASS THIS ON AND

MAY GOD BLESS THOSE WHO WILL HELP STOP THE INSANITY!
I have coined a phrase which is tricky, to be sure, but the pilots comments about the Muslim
community hiding terrorists bears it out. I said: The only ones who can protect freedom of religion for muslims from Muslims are Muslims……….TAB

June 26, 2011 Posted by | Islam, Middle East | , | 3 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: Mark Steyn

Nobody Gets Email

It’s the weekend and time for my favorites of the week. This was sent to me just last night…and the guy makes a brilliant point. Governments all over the world are telling us who we can or cannot talk about, by dividing us all into little groups, and then the abusrdity shuts us down. So much for free speech.

Give it a listen. I’ve just become a Mark Steyn fan.

(Thanks to amfortas)

June 25, 2011 Posted by | Global Government | | 2 Comments

Nobody Remembers Butts, Congress, Casey, and Guns


Nobody Remembers

Last Week!
I turned on FOX today to get the news, and instead I got the trial that it seems everyone in the world is watching, but me. In fact every news channel had it on. The camera couldn’t take it’s lens off the face of a mother who had somehow “misplaced” her little two year old girl, and was being tried for murder, because they found her in a plastic bag.

This stuff happens all the time. BUT, when you have a broken down dysfunctional government, all the media gets in lockstep it seems by command, and digs up something really juicy for us all to watch because the REST of the news is so bad. Last week, it was Weiner. This week, it’s Casey. Next week, I’m hoping it’s Alec Baldwin again. (Why can’t WE pick the distractions?)

And while we are all in discussions about scandals, In the background the debt clock is ticking…tick….tick…will the Republicans and the Democrats actually come together and cut spending?

 Nobody’s Perfect: Are you kidding? For all the tough talk about how Boehner and his party of strict conservatives have been saying that they want spending cut…they voted “no, he can’t do it” on the President bombing Libya without getting their permission, but then…gave him more money to do it! That’s the way to go boys! And since  Nobody’s Perfect that reminds me…

 Nobody Cares that Kim Kardashian believes she is perfect and so she has x-rayed her REAL butt to prove it. That’s not a fake butt, no guys, that’s the real thing…and speaking of butts…

 Nobody Flashes: Check out Derek Dilday’s lovely tattoo. He says he is a Maverick fan and did it to honor some guy named Dirk. Dirk has yet to reply…but I bet he wishes it was Kin that was showing off that tattoo instead of some guy named Dilday.

 Nobody Wonders: Not to change the subject…but as long as we are in the gutter, let’s talk about real gutter junk, Chicago Police Supt, Garry McCarthy, who says..”There are no accidents in the universe.” (Wrong Gary, you’re proof.) Garry said this:

“So here’s what I want to tell you. See, let’s see if we can make a connection here. Slavery. Segregation. Black codes. Jim Crow. What, what did they all have in common? Anybody getting’ scared? Government sponsored racism. Now I want you to connect one more dot on that chain of the African American history in this country, and tell me if I’m crazy. Federal gun laws that facilitate the flow of illegal firearms, into our urban centers across this country, that are killing our black and brown children. “

 Nobody Says: Yes Garry, you’re crazy. The African Americans don’t HAVE to pull any trigger, that’s their choice. You are basically saying they are savages and can’t control themselves…you are a racist.

He went on to attack Sarah Palin: “She was caribou hunting and talking about the right to bear arms. Why wasn’t she at the crime scene with me?”

Uh….did you deputize her?

Garry is  Nobody’s Fool: Obama, Hillary, Rahm,…all the liberals want to get rid of our guns. Now, they know getting Americans to get rid of their guns is near impossible, so they have to outlaw them, and how are they going to do that? They will say having a gun will be considered racist, and therefore, against the law.

And speaking of guns…

 Nobody Knows just why it’s bad for the citizens to have guns to protect themselves against all the Chicago gangs, but it’s okay for the mayor. Chicago spends over $3 million a year in protecting just their politicians, This figure will skyrocket next year when Obama hosts the G-8 and NATO.

Wait…I thought Chicago was broke? Tick, Tick…Tick….

Nobody Reports that House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va) and Senate Minority Whip Jon Kyl (R-Ariz) pulled out of negotiations, citing Democratic demands for tax increases as part of the deficit solution. And Geithner said:

“Any feasible solution is going to have to combine some very tough economic reforms with some temporary financial assistance as a backstop to let those reforms work.”

Oh…he was talking about Greece…tick, tick, tick,…tock. As for us…we need to raise the debt limit or Nobody Wins. Well…he wins. The rest of us…not so much.

Nobody Thinks my favorite story of the week was the woman who bit off the tongue of a guy who tried to rape her, in Stanford, Ct.

Let’s send her to Congress! I can think of more than a few tongues she can start on…

June 24, 2011 Posted by | politics | | Leave a comment

Ron Paul—Are You Stoned?

Nobody Wins

The news today is: Presidential candidate Ron Paul, and Barney Frank, are going to introduce a bill to legalize marijuana. That’s like James Madison getting together with the Marquis de Sade to legalized porn in the 16th century.

The bill to be introduced by Frank and Paul would allow states to “legalize, regulate, tax and control marijuana without federal interference.” Last year, California voters rejected Proposition 19, which would have allowed marijuana to be sold for recreational use. Voters in Colorado and Washington state could vote on the issue this year.

Now, ask yourself: If there is one state that has been stoned since the sixties: it’s California. They should know firsthand how many kids are still surfing at 40, because of the daily joint.

Okay, granted—African Black, Acapulco Gold, Bambalacha, Manhattan Silver, Queen Anne’s Lace, Panama Gold, and my personal favorite: Creeperbud…by whatever name you call it, it’s been around a long time. You can get it anywhere. School grounds are filled with “hookups.” And you have to wonder, is this exactly a wise idea? Sure…we have drug wars going on, but do we really need MORE stoned people hanging out on the corner? I suggest a few Cheech and Chong movies to help you decide.

Nobody can see just see Obama going down to Columbia and saying, “I’m here to buy your Columbian Gold! The United States is ready to be a willing customer…we will help your economy! ”

Do we really think that our founders would be all in favor of people texting and smoking while driving at the same time?  And do you really think smoking Puna Butter is going to benefit the already half-dazed people, into getting ready to what’s coming ahead?

That’s it. A sedated and calm people is a dictator’s dream. Right now, too many people are upset about the flooding Obama is doing…destroying whole communities, and for what again? Too bad they are not stoned…

Or…maybe they are. Nobody is complaining. At least, not on my TV.

Their argument is that alcohol has killed many people, marijuana, none. All those poor people dying below the border has to stop.  And that’s just it. George Soros is making it one of his life’s goals to get everyone smoking Congo Hash. He has an agenda to pass, and the less people that care about it, the better.

Come on…people don’t care about ANYTHING when their stoned except…eating. Ask my neighbor’s son…he’s been stoned since high school, got kicked out of the army because he was stoned, and now, I can go outside and see him walking around in front of his parent’s home, smoking, because he still lives there…at thirty. Brain damage started around nineteen.

I can’t wait to see him at sixty.

We are just getting people off of lung cancer, from cigarettes.  Does Ron Paul really want to kill a whole other generation with a nicotine content ten times the amount of a cigarette?  What? Is the AARP behind this?

Will they put Homer Simpson on the label?

Obama will say: “Let grandma put up a toke and go in peace. Those pain medication are just getting too expensive, it will be cost effective. It will take down the deficit.  And try some of my Obamamama Gold. I give it to Michelle and she eats TEN burritos—“I can’t stop her!”

Many people love Ron Paul, but you have to wonder…where’s his common sense? You don’t let a kid run out in the street because you want to give him the libertarian freedom, do you?

Ron Paul…are you stoned?

 

 

June 23, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, humor | , | 1 Comment

Nobody REALLY Cares About the U.S Airway Dress Code

Nobody Cares:
Just when you thought that all those X-Ray machines and pat downs at the airport would keep you safe and sound …you have to wonder why they threw out any kind of decent dress code while transforming our comfort levels beyond, what is now, any thing sort of torture.
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I mean, even TACO BELL has a dress code.
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By now you’ve see this guy dressed as a woman, who was let on a US. Airways airplane because…1, there is no dress code, and 2. as long as you are not showing your private parts you are allowed to fly.
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Can you imagine having to sit next to him? Uh…Her? And can you see a good looking woman with a GREAT body wearing that? If you go by that criteria, then I’m sure a whole new BUNNY AIR RANCH will be flying permanently on every flight.
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Having said that, I’m sure my most intelligent readers can tell me: Who, among this crowd of famous fliers, would be the first person to be taken aside, groped intently, and maybe even refused a ride?
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Why…Miss America…of course! She represents all that the government hates…a beautiful American woman, which just HAS to be checked out …every…inch, by at least..ten or fifteen men, just to make sure she is not a terrorist, or God forbid she would happen to sit next to a Muslim who would be truly offended.
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If you picked Cher, you would be wrong. It’s all in the wording. Nipples, can be said not to be in the area of “private parts.”
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Not that anybody cares.
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As for the HAT…I want one.

June 22, 2011 Posted by | humor | , | 2 Comments

Nobody Wins When We Have a Zakaria and a Obama in Control…Can You Say…What in the World?

Nobody Wins

when Fareed Zakaria starts promoting his ‘the United States is crappy and we must update it.” propaganda. (<–watch Zakaria in action) We have a Zakaria and a Obama in control, and we are supposed to think they are like us?

What’s in a name? A lot.  Come on. What’s two foreigners doing telling us to “change.” How did this happen?

Zakaria is out to help Obama “fundamentally” change the country –I’m so thrilled.

So, How would you like the liberals in New York, and the really smart “beam me up” Hollywood Valley people and illegal aliens to decide your next President? It’s only fair according to Zakaria because the majority should rule.

Right, that worked well in France didn’t it? The majority decided to cut off more than a few heads.

According to Zakaria,  our dirty old Founders were making the Constitution “BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!” Insinuating those nasty old white guys were writing laws all for themselves. He forgets to mention that every man in that room was wanted for hanging by the King of England. They were hiding all over the place.

And.. did you know….they had JUST invented the flush toilet at the time? (Really Zakaria, if that is your test for intelligence then WHY do we want to be like the rest of the world again?) Anyone who has ever read any of our founder’s words know that they had one thing Zakaria doesn’t have.. honesty and brains.

Why is this happening? Because they are losing. Obama is at an all time low, so  Liberals are calling for a Constitutional Convention. The liberals have figured out, they really are going to lose the next election, and since their plans to start gigantic riots here are not panning out just yet, they need to do something and quick!

So they got together and decided to start calling for a Constitutional Convention (Its high on Soros’s list)  and change the damn thing that’s driving them nuts. Give the President more power, more time, and get rid of that pesky electoral college which protects the little farmer in Iowa from the illegal alien in California, from turning the country into a massive gulag. The way Zakaria puts it…it’s just SO unfair! America needs to be more like the rest of the world…yes, where they ARE no flush toilets.

This guy makes me…sick. He speaks with enough authority, that the uneducated will fall for his…poison. And THAT’s why they go for the young, the older generation knows whats going on.

Time is running out for the liberals.  A Constitutional Convention might just not happen before the next election. Obama should have been doing more to get it rolling instead of his current plan: play golf and bomb the Muslims so much, we are attacked, and then he can call Marshall law, and stay in power. Okay Joyanna, quit the nonsense.

Oh?

The Marines ARE having training scenarios in most of our cities right now. See…he’s on it. He ignores the Constitution anyway. It’s just a piece of paper to him.

Still, many liberals hate the Constitution, so..what do they suggest?  Why, just  throw out that nasty old thing, and everyone send in their ideas on Facebook and Twitter and then THEY will decide what ideas we will use. And they sell it as democracy at it’s best. Everyone can watch!

Uh…how is it a democracy when a bunch of handpicked UNELECTED globalists get to decide how to change it?

And what country does he want America to emulate? Why that great beaming country of all of 320,000 people…ICELAND! God…I feel like I’m in high school.

Iceland decided it needed a new Constitution and it‘s soliciting ideas from all of Iceland’s 320,000 citizens with the help of Facebook, Twitter and YouTube,” Zakaria says and writes. “This social media method has worked. Ideas have been flowing in. Many have asked for guaranteed, good health care. Others want campaign finance systems that make corporate donations illegal. And some just want the country to make shark fining illegal.”

This from David Limbaugh:

“Leftists, from the net roots to the radical activist groups to government officials, have all shown their willingness to twist the Constitution and thwart its provisions to achieve their policy ends. Indeed, those in the ruling class have demonstrated their disrespect for constitutional limitations on their power in their actions and in their shocking statements in which they expressed incredulity that they should be asked to justify their legislation on constitutional grounds. Leftists in the judiciary are just as bad.”

They might not get the convention, but, this using the great computer geeks to help them overthrow the Constitution, does have me worried. Right now, I wish I could transport the man back to the French Revolution and introduce him to Robespierre. I’m sure they’d get along swell.


June 21, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, democrats, Elections, Global Government, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments

H.R. 1249: Say Goodbye To Your Dreams

Nobody Knows—

That one of the most important rule of laws, is about to be destroyed: our United States Patent System. Congress will be voting soon on H.R. 1249. The powerful corporations like GE and Disney have been working for YEARS to get this done. Having gone through the patent process myself, I have seen the “not made here” draconian wall in every big company. But, there was still a small chance, although I’ve seen it grow slighter as the years have gone by, that a small inventor could have an honest chance of taking  a new idea, and actually go on to profit from that idea, and be protected from anyone stealing it, especially bigger companies.

The only place that we have seen this really happen is in the computer industry. And think about it: all those computer wiz boys came out of Harvard and Stanford, the very same place our politicians are hatched.

Still, we must not forget that some of our greatest inventions were from people who were just nobodies: The Wright Brothers, Tom Edison…Eli Whitney. It WAS the biggest part of the American dream.

Phyllis Schlafly has been sounding the alarm on this bill for weeks:

According to seven scholarly law review articles, this is flat-out unconstitutional. Article I, Section 8, Clause 8 of the Constitution requires Congress to protect “inventors,” not someone handing a piece of paper to a government bureaucrat. The Founding Fathers understood the importance of protecting inventions, so they included protection for inventors in the Constitution even before rights to free speech and freedom of religion! This bill is not getting much attention, because certain Congressmen want to reward big corporate interests in their districts by slipping the bill through quickly before other Representatives and the American people have a chance to discover how bad it is. Just like ObamaCare was, this bill is being fast-tracked, pieced together through back room deals and compromises behind closed doors.

What H.R. 1249 does change, is the rules from “first to invent” to “first to file,” which means, you could have the idea, notebook it, invent it, witness it, and apply to the patent office. they would THEN post your “patent pending” invention ON the internet patent system, and any country in the world could take that idea and with much more money, and claim “first to file”  by rushing their lawyers to beat your  file by predating THEIR version, and the little inventor would have to go to court to protect his claim, and of course he cannot ever dream of winning against the big corporations, who can spend billions. The last thing they want to do is compete with some little guy, who with a few bucks, and the protection of the government, manages to come up with a better idea then the same people they are spending millions to create for them.

And that’s why we are becoming more fascistic every single day.

The corporations are buying off our polticians. The conservatives that take their bribes are called Rhinos. I suggest we call the liberals who whore for them…Dinos. And Obama is one of them.

And if you think GE getting Congress to outlaw your lightbulb (and making sure no one else can put them on the market) is just good old capitalism at it’s best, then I have to wonder where you put your teeth, because I bet you, you can’t find them, due to senility.

Waiting for your patent to be approved takes around three years, because there is a shortage of patent lawyers, and that’s because our Congress has been stealing the money away from the patent office and spreading it around to wherever and whomever they want.

They love to do that…you know— spread it around. (Go ahead, say it…Wiener!)

What many people don’t realize is that the big companies want, is all inventions to be owned by the few big multinational companies. If you have a great idea, and work for GE, it’s not you who owns and profits off that patent, its the company. The goal is to eliminate the little inventor that the big companies don’t control.

What this is really going to do is destroy the one best thing that made America great…our creativity. (And that includes our Constitution.)

Say…you invent the best new invention while working for GE, would YOU want them to profit off it?

Hell no! You would quit and do it yourself.  And under the old American patent system, you would be allowed to, and protected while doing it. HR 1249 will lead to a world were the freedom to invent will be controlled by our government/corporation complex. It will be up to them to control, what gets invented, and by whom.

I’m calling my Congressmen tomorrow….it might be too late, but I’m going to try.

Oh…just a little fun point to what I just wrote– I once got three patents on a product that I was trying to get on the market. Now, one of the patents was shaped like Mickey Mouse. I sent it to Wal-Mart to be evaluated and they sent me a letter back and flunked it.

You know why they flunked it? They said, and I quote: “We believe that Mickey Mouse will not sell.”

Right. Coming from a company who has had Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama on its board of directors, I can honestly tell you, I was not surprised. Uh….can someone tell me how “wrong” it is for govenment wives to be on corporate boards? Nobody?

So, if you have the time today, call you Congressmen and tell them to vote “no” on H.R. 1249…remember…when big companies control all inventions, you might be someday salivating about eating just one last T-Bone steak, but the only steak you will be able to buy will be “artificial” steak, sold by General Mills. Due to the order from the EPA to save the planet from cow farts, only Senators will be allowed real meat.

And when you bite into that lovely piece of meat spam, invented by order from some CEO at the company…you can say…Nobody warned you.

June 20, 2011 Posted by | economy, Global Government | | 1 Comment

Nobody Reflects on Fathers

Nobody’s Opinion

When I woke up this morning, I was telling myself to write something for all the fathers who read me. After all, it was Father’s Day and at least two that I know of are really great dads. (amfortas and Doug Powers) But nothing was coming to me. Somehow, to say, “Happy Father’s Day” was just so…trite. Unworthy…not good enough: and then, with a call from my son, we found out that we had quite a ways to travel to meet at the restaurant we all wanted to go to.
So..off we went— no column.

During dinner, my brother showed up, with a young boy named Cody, who he has basically been a father to since he was born, being as his mother was a single parent. There is not a weekend or day goes by that my brother is not doing something with him. Cody had just got his permit, and my brother was teaching him how to drive, as he had once done with my son. My brother had lost his first and only son, Justin, ( the sweetest of angels) about a year after he was born, and it literally torn him up. He never wanted to go through it again, so it was decided, no more children.

During dinner, Gary (my brother) started talking about how he had taught my son, Brett, how to crawl. He would put the Pepsi can just out of his reach and say, “Come on…you can do it!” And Brett (my son) would rock back and forth, grunting as babies do… finally getting up and crawling to the can, where my brother would give him a sip, and start it all over again.

Nowadays, that might get you arrested as child abuse.

I couldn’t stop laughing as he was telling this story, because my brother Gary uses body language, and it became even more hysterical when he was talking about my son’s first Christmas, and made he made the same faces that my son made when he first came into the room, which was stocked full of toys. Imitating one-year-old Brett…Gary sort of went into facial convulsions, showing so much stunning emotions, that I’m sure the waiters were wondering if they should cut him off.  (By the way, he doesn’t drink.) Gary swears he has this on film.

“You’re mother went a little overboard.” he told my son, who was busy eating some kind of pasta.

Let me interject here, in case your wondering,— my first husband basically took off before my son was one. So my brother and my father became his “dads.”

Gary then went on to brag about Cody’s pitching. And I remember, how my dad had coached a little league baseball team, and his son (Gary) was the star pitcher. My father’s brother (Named after Dizzy Dean) had been on a minor league Cardinal team, so my dad knew a lot about the sport. And now, all these years later, my brother had been passing down, what our father had taught him about baseball.  And his pride in Cody, a star pitcher, was the pride of any father.

I was seeing my dad’s face on my brother’s, as I listened to him talk. I remember my father’s face so many times…just beaming with pride when my brother did something great…which was pretty much all of the time.
When my father smiled, he lit up the room like a volcano.

As we were leaving, my son said, “I’m going to go home and watch the U.S. Open. Go watch it mom, there is a young kid better than Tiger Woods.” Wanting to be “up” on my son’s interest, I did watch it, and was touched by this young Irish boy, Rory, Mcllroy, only 22, winning the U.S. Open, and grabbing his father, and saying, “Happy Father’s Day!” in front of the whole world. And I was thinking…you know, Tiger just wasn’t the same after his dad died.

And then it hit me.

My father was there today at our family get together, even though he has been gone for many years now. My dad, had gotten my son literally HOOKED on golf. He had him putting when he was still in diapers. His first word was “ball.” He died when my son was around seven, but before that Brett and his grandfather would play eighteen holes every weekend. He was actually better than Tiger Woods was at five. If my father had lived, it might have been my son winning the U.S. Open today. (Hey…I’m a mother, What do you expect?)

Funny, I didn’t even think about my dad until I got home, and part of him was actaully sitting right in front of me in the booth. Both his son, and his grandson, were products of the love and direction of a great father. He gave them both the ultimate gift: his time, his knowledge, and his love.

My brother now has “two” kids, he really didn’t ask for. He is always there to help my son, and I can’t tell you how much that means to me. I am so proud that my brother is such a decent and loving man, that he has taken a boy that’s not his, and made him his own. I wonder if Cody will appreciate how much my brother does for him, but something tells me…yup.

And the fatherly things he has done for my son, I can never repay.

Now, I’m going to send this to my brother, because I never told him, really, out of all the many talents he has (and he has MANY) being a father is, probably one of his best.
Yes Gary…you are a GREAT dad!

As for the rest of you guys…if you don’t have any kids…go find a kid and get going…what? How are we going to save the world without the fathers?

We won’t.

I hope you all had a great Father’s Day, because, remember…it’s the ONE day of the year, you can pick on mom.

Nobody Flashes:

(The picture is my father, worrying about his premature grandson. It was Brett’s first day home from the hospital, (he was there almost two months) There is something about a man’s stomach that sooths sick babies. Mother’s for all their fat, are just not hot enough. At least that’s my  Nobody Opinion.)

June 20, 2011 Posted by | Life | 4 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: To Honor and To Guard

Nobody Gets Email
This was something I bet not many people outside of Santa Barbara know about. I know I didn’t. It makes you really appreciate the men and women who serve the country, past, and present. It also reminds you that there are really just evil people out there trying to control free people from expressing their thanks to those soldeirs who died in battle. God bless these vets.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

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 Santa Barbara:
The first picture and the last picture are taken at the beach in Santa Barbara right next to the pier.

There is a veterans group that started putting a cross and candle for every death in Iraq and Afghanistan. The amazing thing is that they only do it on the weekends. They put up this graveyard and take it down every weekend.

Guys sleep in the sand next to it and keep watch over it at night so nobody messes with it.
Every cross has the name, rank and D.O.B. and D.O.D. on it.
Very moving, very powerful—so many young volunteers. So many 30 to 40 year olds as well.

Amazing!

Did you know that the ACLU has filed a suit to have all military cross-shaped headstones removed? And that they filed another suit to end prayer from the military completely. They’re making great progress. The Navy Chaplains can no longer mention Jesus’ name in prayer thanks to the ACLU and our new administration.

Prayer:
‘Heavenly Father, hold our troops in Your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in this our time of need. These things I humbly ask in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, Amen.’

June 18, 2011 Posted by | Military | | 3 Comments