Nobody’s Perfect: Who Loots the Best? East or West?
Nobody’s Perfect
This week is a contest of vandals—The East Coast VS the West Coast!
Let’s take the West coast first: After the Giants won the World Series, it seems the fans in San Francisco got so excited, they decided to do the usual, stuff—go outside and destroy whatever happened to be around…and HEY! This is a time honored tradition in San Fran…
Vandalism included bonfires set along Mission Street and around AT&T Park, and beer bottles thrown at police. Some fans hopped on top of Muni buses and cars along Market Street; at least one car had been tipped on its side. Windows of stores were broken, and Dumpsters were torched.
Two years ago, fans acted similarly when the Giants also won the World Series in 2010. That year, a patrol car was damaged, at least three private vehicles had their windows smashed, a window of a Giants’ dugout store was broken, and one couch was destroyed after being lit on fire and tossed out a window. There were also reports of graffiti on store windows in the Mission district.
Ah…those silly liberals…you’d think that they could just stick to Occupying Wall Street.
BUT….will the East Coast show those West Coast Obama fans how to REALLY vandalize? The whole Eastern seaboard is being torn apart by Hurricane Sandy, and we all remember the wonderful looting scenes we saw in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina—Who knew that Televisions could jump into rafts pushed by people?
Something tells me, we are about to find out if Hurricane Sandy gives Katrina some competition. Here’s some Tweets getting ready for the looting party of the year:
“Bout to do some looting when this hurricane finally hits….gonna get a new laptop and tv…this hurricane might be the best thing to happen.”
“If this hurricane gets real bad I’m looting stores ! i always wanted to do that “I’m gonna go looting once this hurricane hits Utica”
“Has Hurricane Sandy made landfall yet? My bitch ass is ready to go looting!”
“helllll yeah I’m gonna go looting after the storm hits.”
“Who wants to go looting with me when Sandy hits?! I need some new shit!
So, who is going to win the ‘looting and vandal’ rewards of 2012? East Coast? West Coast?
Nobody Thinks: Obama.
“Anything they need, we will be there,” Obama said. “And we are going to cut through red tape. We are not going to get bogged down with a lot of rules. We want to make sure that we are anticipating and leaning forward.” In Virginia, one of the most competitive states in the race, election officials eased absentee voting requirements for those affected by the storm.
Too bad he didn’t say this during Benghazi.
Yes, Obama will be looting votes, and then will continue to vandalize the nation.
The World Series of Looting has just begun.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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Sheer brilliance, Joyanna. Just the right combination of righteous anger and parody. Few do it better.
It astonishes me still just how banal evil is. Here we have people publicly telling us of their intention to ‘go looting’. What we need now are ‘tweets’ from the National Guard troops, announcing their intent to form shooting the looters parties. No doubt both ‘sides’ would have interchangeable personnel.
I have been observing some of the issues surrounding the ubiquitous ‘Border Patrol’ activities recently, where road blocks are set up 50 miles or so from the border to illegally stop Americans travelling along going about their lawful occasions, and demanding they tell whether they are citizens or not. A Pastor was tasered and beaten senseless by these paragons of Obama’s ‘laws’ simply for refusing to ‘obey’ a stupid ‘Agent’ and his Police back-up and asking if he was free to go on his way unmolested, as per the Constitution. Hah! Fat chance of being unmolested. He was hospitalised.
The looters have taken over. I do not condone the ‘ordinary’ civilian looters but heck, they are outnumbered by Official ones. The Politicians, from Nancy Pelosi and her ‘private’ taxpayer provided jet with its leather seats and cocktail servers, to Obama and his Mzs looting the tax dollar for overseas holidays and golf, all the way down to the tax-paid thugs and hooligans in an enormous variety of uniforms, seem to be leading America into Gangsta Island.
Arm yourself my dear friend. That or move to Oz. (but not WA, Vic, NSW or Qld).
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