Not Everyone Happy In England…
Nobody Reports:
Over in England, there were some really big riots celebrating Margaret Thatcher’s death, and some lame ones like this. Notice that these people must not have jobs, to be able to gather around in the middle of the day, and I’m sure, they blame their unemployment on her.
No doubt, the funeral procession will really upset them.
Nobody’s Perfect: John McCain VS Real Gun Robbers
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have John “Mctraitor” McCain, VS Gun robbers. 
(Sigh) Here we saw that John McCain joined up with Chuck Schumer last week to discourage (mostly the tea party candidates) from filibustering gun control measure. I thought both men said the word “amendment” just a little too much for my taste. John is still mad at Rand Paul for filibustering Obama while he was having a great supper with the man at the White House. And while he apologize for calling Rand Paul and Ted Cruz “Wacko birds’, he obviously has not changed his opinion.
This from Right Wing News:
McCain is betraying conservatives by working to make amnesty a reality, he supported Obama’s unpopular drone policy and now he’s opposing a filibuster of gun control. On FACE THE NATION yesterday, McCain said he was open to voting for background checks on guns, which could very well lead to a government gun registry. If the government wanted to confiscate handguns, that would be the first crucial step in that direction.
I don’t understand it. The purpose of the United States Senate is to debate and to vote and to let the people know where we stand.”
Did John understand that not too long ago, the United States Senate passed a maga-monster million page Obamacare package in the middle of the night, and not one Senator had read it?
Not one. While the nation was screaming “NO!” Nancy Pelosi said, “Well, we must pass it to see what is in it!”
Some debate.
John McCain is now a full-fledge Democrat, and probably helps Obama make his drone kill lists in-between the appetizers and Lobster dinners.
And then there’s the gun robbers who went back to the crime scene to ask for their guns back:
Investigators told Action 4 News two men burst into an apartment located on the 1400 block of West Carmen Street around 4:00 Saturday morning and demanded money. They allegedly tried to steal the three victims wallets.
Police said during the robbery the victims were able to get the gun from the suspects; both fled the scene.
The victims called 911 and turned the gun over to police.
A few hours later the victims said the suspects came back and asked for their gun back—that is when the victims called police again.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
John McCain—clearly he’s the greater of the three evils. If John had been one of those robbers, I actually can see him going back and asking for his gun back…can’t you?
All criminals think alike.
RIP: Margaret Thatcher–The Iron Genius
Today, probably the most intelligent and courageous woman warrior of all time (Next to Elizabeth the First, and Golda Meir) passed away.
Many were too young to remember her presence, and how tirelessly she worked with Ronald Reagan to fight the Communists and Socialists, but watch this video and compare Margaret Thatcher to Hillary Clinton.
It’s like comparing a Supernova to a cow.
And then imagine Hillary Clinton as President of the United States, and weep.
There will never be another Margaret Thatcher.
New World Order
Some even believe we (the Rockefeller family) are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure – one world, if you will. If that’s the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it.” – David Rockefeller, Memoirs
Nobody’s Opinion
There it is: right in front of your face—-. Joe Biden talking about the New World Order; how we have to “level the playing field.” And I don’t know about you, but it seems to me that for the past several decades, that’s all our politicians…the whole lot of them, have been working tireless to do. Destroy America, in every single creative way possible. Translation: America HAS to be downgraded in order for the plans of the elites in the past century— can get their one world government installed. Listen to any of them—they all brag about the same thing: Hey…China now has a middle class and that’s good for America. So what if you had to take a cut in pay? Suck it up! Our stocks are up!
Wal-Mart is in every country now. That’s good for YOU American small guy!
American politicians, all but a few, work for the corporates, not the little guy: fascism is here to stay in America. The trouble is that all our top elite politicians have the political speeches down, so the people stay stupid. Right now I’m watching future President Jeb Bush giving a speech at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. Every single question is hand picked. It’s the norm now in America…staged propaganda political moments brought to you at just the right time on your cable network.
Jeb is out to promote amnesty…as for the illegals here now? Path to legalization for the adults, path to citizenship for the children, he says. Tell me, what’s the difference between legalization and citizenship?
Or is there any?
“The country is going to be saved by the American people.” said Jeb Bush.
What a bunch of crap. Jeb Bush is counting on you NOT resisting the New World Order they have planned, because so far, it’s a pretty rotten deal for the hard-working Americans who are footing the bill.
For those of you who think all the men at the top are not on the same playing filed…watch how well they all get along at the upcoming Presidential opening of Bush’s Presidential museum.
Jeb Bush is running for President this afternoon on C-Span—Message: We won’t survive without amnesty and millions of more Latinos. That’s also Obama’s position, but he can’t say it because the black population won’t like having to share their food stamps. Jeb Bush is campaigning for the huge influx of Mexicans…saying we need the numbers. Our native kids are stupid, and now most of the patents in the United States goes to foreigners, he said. Well, whose fault is that?
The New World Order is not a conspiracy anymore. Long ago, after 9.11, I was one of the few who thought, while nobody in our government didn’t exactly put those men on the plane, they made it extremely easy for them to get Visas to get over here. According to David Icke, the whole American involvement in the Middle East was planned down to the six or seven countries they planned to dismantle, long before 9/11.
I refused to believe the government’s story of complete and utter incompetence. Every single President has had a hand in what has happened to our country…as if…it was on purpose. I can’t believe that so many men could be so stupid.
“We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order.” – David Rockefeller’s great news that Joe Biden is on the same game plan for Americans for the “New World Order” as David Rockefellar was.
The New World Order got launched here in America, with Rockefeller’s favorite pick to kick it off: George H.W. Bush. Not many people know that Bill Clinton was handpicked to succeed him. Bill Clinton had lunch with Rockefeller when he was just 17. Hillary went around college and told everyone that Bill would be President someday. Funny…Obama told a postman that once when he was walking out of the home of Bill Ayers.
Bill Clinton, now has his “global initiative” and Hillary will no doubt be back either a President, or head of the U. N.
And then came Daddy Bush’s son, who continued on the New World Order path. Invading Iraq, and bailing out the big banks. the New World Order will go on, until America has been reduced to the New World Order where big business and government, “rule by law.” And we are not going to like that law one bit.
Who gave this idea to all these powerful people? Glenn Beck calls them the Fabians:
“It is the system of nationalist individualism that has to go….We are living in the end of the sovereign states….In the great struggle to evoke a Westernized World Socialism, contemporary governments may vanish….Countless people…will hate the new world order….and will die protesting against it.” – H.G. Wells, in his book, “The New World Order”, 1940
Get rid of individualism and you deem the world back into the dark ages. Nobody ever survived in Communism. The big elites think that the individual man will work for the big corporation and give up his genius ideas for a lesser price.
Don’t count on it. What can we do about it all?
Teach your children well.
Nobody’s Email: RAPED, SHAFTED, AND SCREWED…
Nobody Gets Email:
Something tells me this clever little letter has been around for awhile, but its the first time I’ve seen it. I have no clue who wrote it, but really…short, sweet, and right on target!
Enjoy! (Thanks to Pattie)
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Old Employee Notice!
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above, on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and Screwed as many times as Congress deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance.)
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I. L.)
PS-Due to recent budget cuts and the rising costs of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Nobody Gets Email: Toilet Talk
Nobody’s Email
Everybody who reads me here knows the wonderful comments left by amfortas. Here’s a piece he wrote that I wanted to share with everyone, it’s really quite fun!
Enjoy! (Thanks to amfortas)
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Not all funny stuff has to be ONLY funny. It can be useful too.
Not all inventions have to make things simpler. Sometimes more difficult is better. Circumstance and intent matter.
I like this…..
http://politicalcalculations.blogspot.com.au/2013/03/inventions-in-everything-making-life.html
Here, the Labyrinth Security Door Chain makes the act of opening a restroom door much more complicated. But why?!
Believe it or not, the Labyrinth Security Door Chain solves a problem, and does in fact make life easier.
Just not for the people who will be the most likely ones who will be directly challenged by the invention.
Mind you, there was a game I used to play once long ago before attaining the exalted ranks of Knighthood. Yes, it was when I was a farm-boy: a mere lad finding his way around life’s challenges in Singapore. We all start somewhere.
It involved lots of chaps (mostly farm-boys) going to a bar and ordering lots of beer. I mean LOTS. The chaps would drink the beer, steadily, in some unison so as not to give ‘advantage’. Much beer was consumed.
The first chap who moved away from the bar to go to the toilet, paid for the beer.
Needless to say, it was inevitable that he was knocked over in the rush and never made it.
God alone can imagine the disaster had we encountered the Labyrinth Security Door Chain.
The door chain puzzle begs a question however. Who is the one to have to set the chain in place after every bog visitor?
And another. Would there be a march on City Hall if some ‘Equality’ oriented bar-owner put one on the ladies’ lavatory too?
I can pretty well guarantee that it would produce several column-miles in the Femail Section of most newspapers,(and no, Virginaia, there is no Malemail Section) and Julia Gillard rising to her feet for a two hour hysteric on misogyny.
Nobody Cares If You Drown….
Nobody Cares
It gets pretty frustrating when you can’t get black lifeguards because it’s said that black people can’t swim, but one city is not going to let that stop them from hiring black lifeguards.
In a case of affirmative action run amok, a major U.S. city is looking for lifeguards based on race rather than on life-saving abilities. The city of Phoenix is recruiting minority lifeguards for its 29 public pools, even if they’re not strong swimmers, reports NPR.
“The kids in the pool are all either Hispanic or black or whatever, and every lifeguard is white,” adding, “and we don’t like that. The kids don’t relate; there’s language issues.”
The white kids are having to drive great miles to save the lives of the blacks and Hispanics. This is not fair.
Clearly in America, it’s more important to look good and politically correct, than be able to save anyone’s life. If someone drowns because the black lifeguard can’t swim,..do you, prejudice, racist, and always superior snarky white person, really care?
How’d That War on Poverty Work Out?
Nobody Remembers
Martin Luther King was shot on April 4, 1968, and yesterday was the anniversary. Riots broke out all over the United States, and cities were destroyed, some never to come back.
And why did riots break out? Because of social democratic engineering. LBJ decided he was going to help the blacks, so he gathered them all up and put them all in housing projects in all the cities.
Basically, he put them all on LBJ’s plantations.
What is it with the Democrats? They love to round people up and put them in pens. Remember Roosevelt did it to the Japanese.
These places soon became drug-infested hopeless rat holes.
Tonight I was reading a speech made by a Dr. Stanley Eitzen, Professor of Sociology, at Colorado State University in 1992. Here are some of the highlights from that speech;
Twenty-two percent of U.S. children under 18 live below the poverty line. About one-half of black children under 18 live below the poverty line. Poor children are more likely than advantaged children to have health problems, to not do well in school, to be truant, troublesome, and to drop out, to be in trouble with law, and as adults, to be unwed parents, unemployed and on welfare. Black youths are being arrested for violent crimes at a rate five times that for white youths.
Gee…not much has changed in 22 years. Guess what his solution was?
Society is not meeting the needs of these children. Currently less than 5 percent of the federal budget goes to programs to benefit children. This is in sharp contrast to those federal programs for those 65 and older which receive five times as much. The U.S. is the only Western society without some form of universal health care. We must be willing to sacrifice to solve these problems…
Oh..those nasty old people.
Yes, Dr. Eitzen’ answer is the same as we hear today: Translation: White people should fork out money to poor blacks because they can’t take care of themselves. Ever. Not ever. The old need to die for the young.
Government should provide everything. They just keep singing the same old song.
The horrible statistics have only tripled for the blacks. All the democrat programs have come into fruition, have failed miserably, and it will bankrupt us all. You can print money to help the poor welfare mothers only for so long.
Putting the blacks in homes they couldn’t afford, and gathering them in city housing projects was a disaster. Social engineering people never works. And we are seeing politicians doing it on steroids.
Only freedom and a free market will help the black people. They had it better in the 1940’s.
Martin Luther King would not be happy today with the black gang mobs destroying malls.
One thing has changed: There are more black millionaires and rich black politicians than there was when Martin Luther King was alive. Change did come…but…it did not make any difference for the long forgotten poor of the black race. They have been socially engineering to do nothing else but collect welfare and game the system.
Only they can see where that takes them.
The good news is…many of them are… waking up.
Walgreens: Obama’s New Death Camps?
Walgreen Co. has expanded the reach of its drugstore clinics beyond treating ankle sprains and sinus infections to handling chronic diseases such as diabetes, asthma and high blood pressure.
The company, based in Deerfield, IL., said Thursday that most of its 370 in-store Take Care Clinics now will diagnosis, treat and monitor patients with some chronic conditions that are typically handled by doctors.
Okay. I’m here to tell you that this is NOT a good idea. I ought to know. Last year, I had the most horrendous cough and there were times that I thought my esophagus would spit out my stomach and my intestines would be lying on the bed in front of me. No cough syrup worked. My doctor lives over an hour away, and so I decided to drag my sick pathetic self out of bed and down to my local Walgreens where I was told they treated colds.
When the 19-year-old black nurse took me in, she asked me what was wrong.
“I’m dying. I have been sick over a month. This isn’t the flu…I would have been over this by now.”
After she asked me about two-hundred meaningless questions that she felt so wonderfully efficient to type into her computer, questions like “Where do you live and how long have you lived there?” She finally got down to a diagnosis.
“You have a virus”
“Well for god’s sake give me something for it. Antibiotics. I can’t kick this it’s going to kill me.”
“No, it’s not bacterial (How did SHE know?) You can buy some over the counter cough medicine.”
I thought to myself. Is this because I’m white? Or old? Or is she just stupid?
Lesson: if you are dying, go to your doctor. I went the next week, he gave me antibiotics, and I got better.
Walgreens…will be the new death camps of Obama. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Nobody’s Fool: 15-Year-Old Gun Sharp Shooter
Nobody’s Fool
This week, we have a young 15-year old girl, who was not listed with a name (good idea) who brilliantly states the facts of gun ownership to the Maryland Legislature, and points out why Obama is all wrong in trying to get rid of them. While Sandy Hook was terrible, that young kid took his mother’s guns, who by all accounts, help teach him how to shot at a young age…which no doubt mirrors this young woman’s upbringing.
So she’s right. Both had access, both learned to shoot…but one of them went ballistic. It’s not the guns, it’s the people.
So…Congratulations 15-year- old gun sharp shooter! You win my Nobody’s Fool honorable mention of the week!
Social Engineering Hoodies?
Nobody Wonders
Just think: The government has projected that in 2030 there will be at least 30,000 drones flying over America. And since the only thing that will hide you from a drone is a designer hoodie to hide you from those drones—what a better way to get a Christian nation used to millions of Muslims running around amongst them, all with burka’s, and some of the them looking just like the son Obama never had. Since they want their woman in burka’s, it’s our nation that has to change and what a clever way to do it!
Gaga Is Getting Old…
Nobody Reports
Want to hear some fun news? Lady Gaga it seems, is either too worn out from dancing around every day, or she doesn’t want to trip once again in her 8-inch high heels. She is being carted around in a wheelchair…and not just any wheelchair.
From Luxury News:
The celebrated pop-star was spotted at Chicago on her 27th birthday – 28th March, and the night after, both times in her Louis Vuitton wheelchair! Seemingly, the LV wheelchair is not the only luxury wheelchair Gaga owns. She also has another in 24-karat created by Mordekai designer Ken Borochov. The Louis Vuitton wheelchair is a posh piece with chocolate-colored seating along with the monogrammed LV initials, a wooden hand rest and black body.
But that’s not where the good news ends. Gaga had a very rich gay guy drawing Gaga her very own birthday card:
Karl Lagerfeld has put his pen to paper, not to sketch an outfit for Lady Gaga, but to wish her ‘Happy Birthday’! The head of the fashion house Chanel poured his wishes on a piece of paper by sketching a portrait of Gaga wearing sunglasses and her golden locks falling over her shoulders.
And so…she instantly tweeted a picture to the world…Lucky Us! What…is she too vain to tell us she has a bad back? 
Who else would tell you such important things?
Actually, I was looking for an excuse NOT to go vote against another tax raises for our broke city, because NOBODY ever votes these things down but me.
Should I waste my time voting no?
I haven’t decided yet. What would Lady Gaga do?
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama Scoring Points…
Nobody’s Perfect:
It’s funny how sports can mimic real life isn’t it? At the White House Easter Egg Roll this year, Obama decided he’d show off his great skills in basketball with some kids in attendance, by shooting hoops…and out of 22 he got…2.
Nobody Thinks his basketball playing matches his real life score as President:
!. He promised to lower the deficit. He missed. He tripled it in four years.
2. He promised that the stimulus would bring more jobs. Another miss. The real unemployment number is around 22 percent.
3. He promised to bring America’s respect in the world back. He missed. We are now hated more than ever.
4. He promised to end the war in Iraq. He missed. We are still there.
5. He promised that everyone could keep their doctor when he passed Obamacare. He missed. Most people will lose their doctor, and soon we will have a shortage.
6. He promised his administration would be the most transparent in history. He missed. It’s even more secretive than any previous one before in history.
7. He promised that we’d all get along better if he became President. He missed. We haven’t been this divided since the Civil War.
8. He promise the NAACP that if elected President, the blacks would have it better than ever before. He missed. The black’s unemployment and drop-out rate is at an all time high.
9. He promised that Obamacare would lower insurance premiums for everyone. He missed. Everyone’s insurance has gone up.
10. He promised that no one making under $250,000 would ever have to pay more taxes. He missed. Right after his second election, everyone’s taxes, went up.
11. He promised to put to fix the budget. He missed. Sometimes he didn’t even submit a budget and everyone that he has submitted has been rejected.
12. He promised that he would go after the wealthy. He missed. He gave all his wealthy friends big handouts. He made GE’s CEO, Jeffery Immelt a Cabinet secretary, and his company paid no taxes at all.
13.He promised to uphold the Constitution. He missed again. In fact, he goes around the Constitution and Congress whenever he can.
14. He says he is a Christian. He missed. He insists that Christian symbols be removed from any pictures, and he supports abortion even after six months.
15. He says he was born in Hawaii. He missed. He was born in Kenya, just ask his grandmother who was at the birth.
16. He says he reaches out to Republicans. He missed. He never reaches out to them. He blames them for everything. He had them over once for lunch, and that was when Rand Paul was filibustering Obama’s right to kill Americans.
17. He says he believes in democracy. He missed. Obama has given himself sole power over everything should he deem it necessary.
18. He says he is happily married. He missed. He almost never takes a vacation with his wife anymore.
19. He said he hardly knew Revered Wright. He missed. He sat in his church for over 20 years.
20. He swore to protect and defend America. He missed. He is slashing the military in half.
Okay…let’s give him the two he might have got right shall we?
21. He fathered two daughters.
22. He got himself reelected.
On the whole, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Nobody Thinks that maybe next year at the basketball throw that Obama put in just so he could show off…he might miss more.
I’ll say…his real life score is about 666 to 2. (Feel free to add any that I missed.)








