Nobody’s Perfect: Should a Pig/Monkey Get a Third Term?
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two professors who, after years of studying, thinking, contemplating, teaching, and generally just having a hard time staying off various forms of crack, have decided to grace the world with two very astounding revelations:
Let’s start with the not- so- original one from :ProfessorJonathan Zimmerman.
In The Washington Post, Jonathan Zimmerman, a history professor from NYU, has written an article claiming that all of America’s problems would be solved–GET THIS–if only we would allow Barack Obama to run for a third term!
He wants to amend the Constitution and abolish presidential term limits.
Yes…amazingly enough, Professor Zimmerman is a HISTORY professor, and never learned that when you put a narcissistic Marxist into power, historically speaking, bad things happen. Hitler, Mao, Stalin…my eight grade teacher Ms. Barry….yes—-. people die, starve, and…. it’s not a pretty sight. And yet the good professor thinks we should get rid of term limits all together and let Obama serve as long as he keeps getting elected.
And you know what? I’m certainly glad these two professors decided to make these astonishing revelations in the same week, because Professor Zimmernan’s ideal fits perfectly with the next man’s revelations made by Professor——
Gene McCarthy. Not since Hitler declared the German race to be superior to all others have we had a man with such a fantastic discovery: The human race evolved from a pig and a monkey. Yes…it’s true.
To Athens geneticist Gene McCarthy, pigs used to conjure filth and greed. But after years of research into this species, McCarthy sees a kindred spirit. Pigs, according to his Hybrid Hypothesis published last month on his website, Macroevolution.net, helped create humans by mating with chimpanzees. As you probably know, pig heart valves and pig skin tissue are used in surgeries because of their compatibility with the human body.
McCarthy with HIS Pig/ape hybrids
Evidently Gene can’t PROVE this pig DNA…he’s just going by some his own common sense observations. I suspect he has been observing mostly human mating habits and Presidential behavior.
And this brings us to the obvious: Should we allow a pig/ape evolutionally subject even INTO the White House?
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? Professor Zimmerman’s idea that Obama should be allowed to stay in the White House as long as he wants? Or Professor McCarthy’s insistence that people’s ancestor’s are pigs and apes?
Neither: the Idea that trumps them both is that global warming is caused by man. It’s just about as stupid as thinking that we evolved from pigs and monkeys. Maybe some alien just happened to like to cook.
Congratulation Al Gore! You win the Nobody’s Perfect award again.
BUT…I suggest we all have an open mind. We might mix some DNA from Bill Clinton and Obama and see if we get an improvement. Or better yet, just put a sexy pig and a monkey in the White House…and bring them out on the 4th of July!
America, would be a lot better off.
People are Aware of Presidential Stress…What about OUR Stress?
Nobody Flashes
One of the most important things a patriot can do for his country, is to make video’s of its citizens, and show them to the world. (NOT) —-Mark Dice does a fine job, making American people look just about as clueless as a beach ball on top of a snowy mountain top.
Well.. of course they’re clueless!…but I’m not so sure we should be bragging about it.
It’s not that the Obama’s wouldn’t get a divorce, it’s that if that were to happen, just about everyone and their grandmother would be talking about it. Secondly–it would never happen. China could take over the White House, and whomever was in office, would carry on the proud Presidential tradition of “NO DIVORCE ALLOWED.”
The reasoning? It would cause the nation too much stress.
A gay couple wouldn’t even be allowed to divorce. Mark mentions JFK, the Clintons, and I’d like to add the Bushes. I really don’t think they even live together, but they keep up a good appearance. Notice, when they were on Jay Leno a week ago, Bush bragged about getting Laura a pearl necklace, but they sort of shook hands very lightly when they met. And they came out separately. Hey, I read the tabloids…which in my Nobody’s Silly Opinion now has more truths in it than the New York Times.
Check out the guy riding a DOG on his bike. As if that poor thing had a choice in the matter.
If you want a small chuckle, Mr. Dice is good for it. I don’t know how he keeps a straight face, do you?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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