Nobody’s Email: An Aussie Solves the Problem.
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s a great opinion piece written by my good friend in Australia, amfortas. He gives his perspective on what should be done with the Muslims.
Sounds good to me. (by the way, visit amfortas’ website,—-you will be amazed….The Knight & Drummer
Enjoy!
Today Oz dropped bombs on terrorists (perhaps).
Am I a Simpleton? I am a simple Tavern Keeper, but I have been about a bit. 
I look at the Middle East just as avidly as anyone who cares to notice the slaughter. I see the streets of western cities, too, where Muslims threaten and demand death to ‘infidels’ (that’s you and me, by the way) while taking bagsful of our (yours and mine) taxpayers’ largesse.
I see a difference, in degree, not kind.
Am I seeing aright?
I see ISIS. The ISIS group is Muslim, as are the countries that completely surround ISIS. Those countries have over 2 million people in their armed forces who are doing sod-all. My country’s air force flew a goodly few thousand miles to join the fray. They dropped some bombs (two, I am told) today. Two !
Up until today our Air Force simply undertook navigation training. How many should we drop, the commentators in Oz ask.
NONE, is my answer.
I am wanting too little? Am I seeing a difference in kind instead of degree this time?
The Western ‘sentiment’ is profoundly disturbed by the whole mess of the middle east, especially all the children, men and women being murdered so gleefully by demonic ‘terrorists’; but we still have not grasped the problem which is not simply ‘terror’ groups but ISLAM. There and here.
The Politicians talk of ‘moderate’ and ‘extreme’ Muslims. I see difference in degree, not kind.
Unless and until Islamic countries deal with this evil in their midst, they should be considered as the Enemy in league with the terrorists. There and here. The Islamic countries WANT the west to intervene, so they can blame the west for the consequences. It is a mindless, wicked game of “let’s you and him fight” where ‘you’ is the west and ‘him’ is any sub-group of Islam the other Islamists do not like. They all dislike each other.
Meanwhile we should be dropping legal and social bombs on the Islamists in our midst.
Gwyneth Paltrow: Obama’s Submissive
Nobody Cares
Everyone is talking today about what Gwyneth Paltrow said about Obama while she introduced him at a fundraiser party she gave at her mansion in Brentwood:
“You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly,” said Paltrow, who “consciously uncoupled” from her husband, Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, earlier this year. It would be wonderful,” Paltrow said of Obama, “if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass.”
So, Nobody Cares if I translate what she said OFF the mike, probably in her bedroom, while little Moses and Apple were being entertained by her illegal immigrant housekeeper
“Oh…I just can’t speak, I’m breathless with excitement! To have you here, so close! I promise I WILL sign your contract! Here, I have it in my drawer…next to the bed. My lawyers told me there were at least 300 shades of gray in this contract, but, I don’t care. I promise to be your submissive, and you will do anything you want to me, and even punish me when I’m bad, Yes, I WANT you to punish me, because you are just so HOT!”
“Want some blow? It’s better than cheese!
Yes, getting those black voters out in November is not going to be easy, so the next step; THE WOMAN! We have to get the women all hot and bothered again.
Obama is HOT! He is good-looking, he will leave you speechless! (and your children sick or dead.)
Go to the voting both and VOTE, like Gwyneth. Give your entire life and your children over to this man.
So, how much was this ditzy, horny woman paid to say this to Obama? (Message sent.)
After all, the liberals KNOW the power of movie stars, and they use them all very effectively to get out their agenda’s. Look what happened to Chevron—
Actress Mia Farrow is under attack for secretly being paid $188,000 to promote a lawsuit against Chevron for allegedly poisoning the jungle and harming indigenous peoples. An Ecuadorian court ruled against the U.S. oil giant, ordering it to pay more than $9 billion in compensation.
By the way, Paltrow’s children, Apple and Moses, (Uh…why doesn’t she just change her name to EVE?) look VERY embarrassed about their mommy acting so…’sexual’ towards a man, who is not their daddy.
Is it any wonder so many Hollywood kids overdose on drugs?
General Sherman Gives Obama Some Pointers
Nobody Remembers
There’s no escaping it: Jimmy Carter just had one of the best days of his life.–President Obama, is being hammered about how badly he is handling the war—by his generals, his x-cabinet members, and all of our allies. Obama really doesn’t have a clue how to be “Commander-In-Chief.” Notice, he hasn’t made that “I’M THE COMMANDER- IN- CHIEF!” exclamation lately.
Obama is SO bad at commanding a war, he just might surpass Carter’s foreign policy failures. Jimmy Carter just said this::
“First of all, we waited too long. We let the Islamic State build up its money, capability and strength and weapons while it was still in Syria,” Carter told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram in an interview published Tuesday. The 39th president was in Texas working on a Habitat for Humanity project.
“Then when [ISIS] moved into Iraq, the Sunni Muslims didn’t object to their being there and about a third of the territory in Iraq was abandoned,” he continued.
Carter also argued it would be strategic to have troops on the ground in Syria to help guide the air campaign. Obama, however, has pledged that the United States would not send troops into the country.
The cry is loud…on every doorstep we are hearing, “We need a STRONG leader!” Bill O’Reilly is hoping General Patton was frozen In a Disney Skywalker lab, so he can unfreeze him and send him to ISIS and destroy them all.
Since that’s not possible, I, little nobody, have another suggestion, and all I had to do was open a book. So, here’s a few tips, from a little nobody who lives near Ferguson, MO, and an American General, who actually knew how to win a war:
William Tecumseh Sherman: From his memoirs: Military lessons of the War
SHERMAN: “No army can be efficient unless it be a unit for action: and the power must come from above, not from below. The President usually delegates his power to the commander in-chief, and then to the next, and so on down to the lowest actual commander of troops, however small the detachment. No matter how troops come together, when once united, the highest officer in rank is held responsible, and should be consequently armed with the fullest power of the executive, subject only to law and existing orders.”
NOBODY: It’s been told that Obama did not listen to ANY of his generals. In fact, nobody knows if Obama even gives his generals any other directions than, “Get me some coffee.” “and “Stand DOWN.” Obama leads from the bottom, that way, the blame never goes to the top. HIM.
SHERMAN: “The more simple the principal, the greater the likelihood of determined action: and the less a commanding officer is circumscribed by bounds or by precedent, the greater is the probability that he will make the best use of his command and achieve the best results.”
NOBODY: Here’s a simple principle Obama: WIN THE WAR! Simple. Tell your army to WIN THE WAR. CRUSH ISIS. Sherman says: KISS. (Keep it simple, stupid.) What’s that Obama? You have a plane to catch?
SHERMAN: “At the close of the our Civil War, lasting four years, some of our best corps and division generals as well as staff officers were from civil life: But I cannot recall any of the most successful who did not express a regret that he had not received, in early life, instruction in the elementary principles of the art of war, instead of being forced to acquire its knowledge in the dangerous and expensive school of actual war.”
NOBODY: Okay Obama. We all know you have no clue how to wage a war. Even Paris Hilton has studied “The Art of War.” We realize how hard it must be to go from sitting in Revered Wright’s white-hating, America hating–church, to commanding the biggest military in the world, but, it might help if you stay up a few hours at night, and get a crash course on war. The only war you know how to wage is against the AMERICAN PEOPLE! You are doing a really good job at that…just turn that attention to our enemies. After all, you need us to fund Air Force One’s fuel bills.
SHERMAN: “There is a soul to an army as well as to the individual man, and no general can accomplish the full work of his army unless he commands the soul of his men, as well as their bodies and legs.”
NOBODY: Let’s face it Obama: the men hate you. You have cut their pay, left them in dangerous lands with no bullets, with orders not to shoot, you let them die, did not have their backs, and when they came home, you let them all die while waiting for care. You honored a TRAITOR in the White House. You can’t even call the enemy that has killed your soldiers by his rightful name. And let’s not forget, you personally shut down the WWII memorial while at the same time sending, Morsi, your Muslim Brotherhood Egyptian buddy, billions of dollars worth of OUR weapons.
You couldn’t command the soul of a prodigious tapeworm, face it. Better find your own Sherman, and quick.
SHERMAN: “Time is a most valuable element in all wars.”
NOBODY: And you sure screwed up the timing on THIS war, didn’t you? Jimmy Carter, the worst military commander-in-chief next to YOU, said it, not me: You waited too long, you played too many holes of golf..and ISIS just took over.
SHERMAN: “On the defensive there is no doubt of the propriety of fortifying: but in the assailing army the general must watch closely to see that his men do not neglect an opportunity to drop his precautionary defenses and act promptly on the offensive at every change.”
NOBODY. Obama is on permanent defense. The world is waiting for his offensive. And waiting…and waiting…Las Vegas bets? Obama will go on the offensive….when Michelle Obama actually eats her own lunch menu’s.
SHERMAN: “Other great difficulties, experienced by every general, are to measure truly the thousand and one reports that come to him in the midst of conflict: to preserve a clear and well-defined purpose at every instant of time: and to cause all efforts to converge to that tend.
NOBODY: Is that the problem Obama? Just too many things coming at you at once? IRS, Fast and Furious, Obamacare rollout, thousands flooding the border, terror threats, FBI secrets, Hillary wanting to change the chef already— and it’s getting harder to get a golf game in every day? Or is your clear and well-defined purpose a plan to destroy America?
SHERMAN: “To do these things he must know perfectly the strength and quality of each part of his own army as well as that of his opponent, and must be where he can personally see and observe with his own eyes and judge with his own mind. No man can personally command an army from the rear: he must be “at its front”. Some men think that modern armies may be so regulated that a general can sit in an office and play on his several columns as on the keys of a pinon: this is a fearful mistake.”
NOBODY: I’m pretty sure this means you should stop meeting your generals on your IPAD between sand traps.
SHERMAN: “The effect of his mind and personal energy must be felt by every office and man present with it to secure the best results. Every attempt to make war easy and safe will result in humiliations and disaster.”
So there it is: A Union American General is telling it like it is: Obama tried to make the war easy and safe, and look what happened. He is being humiliated by ISIS every day on Youtube, and millions of people are dying, simply because, he just couldn’t pick up a book.
OR…could it be, this has been his plan all along?
Nobody’s Fool: Molotov Mitchell—Explains Greed
Nobody’s Fool
This video was made during the occupy Wall Street fiasco, but…it’s so brilliant, I think they should play it to high school classes. (Fat Chance)
Enjoy the master, Molotov Mitchell, who not only educates, but entertains with delightful fun.
Molotov, you ARE the epitome of Nobody’s Fool.
(LOL! Like Molotov even knows who I am.)
Joe Biden…..Who?
Nobody Wonders—-
IF we can survive, not only our current political bozos in Washington D.C., but the horror of our educational system.
What else explains these people? (besides daily use of various mind-blowing drugs.) Then again, what if they KNEW who he was, and thought he was cool?
Enjoy!
The Mockingbirds WILL Sing at Midnight
Nobody Knows–
Why anyone should even vote in the 2016 elections?
Here’s the big secret that everybody now knows: Hillary Clinton WILL be the next president. Don’t even bother to vote. Warren Buffet, the man considered to be nearest to God next to Ben Bernanke, just said:
“Hillary is going to win,” Buffett said, adding, “I will bet money on it, I don’t do that easily.”
Nobody Knows that when Buffett says he is going to bet his money on it, no doubt he will be giving billions to her election: Which will ensure that the Keystone Pipeline will never be built and he can continue with his railroad monopoly.
I’m starting to really hate that man.
It’s pretty clear that Hillary has been running for President for some time now, and now they have decided to go into second gear. The baby came in perfect timing, and Bill Clinton is everywhere with her. Her supporters are now going to attack Obama: SHE will be the military hawk he is not, we are being told.
Obama is so bad, they are now ready to make America think Hillary is just a loyal American who is nothing like him.
(Right, and my grandmother was Robert Redford’s gay mistress.)
The world will keep spinning from one crisis to another, and the more crisis the better, (that’s how they look at it) because Hillary is just not a likeable person, and they know it. They have to MAKE the American public fall in love with her all over again.
The propaganda is already strong enough to make even the simplest of souls gag.
The “NEW” Hillary will be like a phoenix rising out of the ashes. Look how they got Obama elected? The roman columns, the “Hope and Change.” They have the whole election propaganda down to such a science, that even Goebbel’s magic would seem like old hat. 
I don’t know how to say this: To me, this seems to have been the plan all along. Why ELSE would Obama put Hillary in as Secretary of State, and her very trusted lawyer, the man who got her elected to the Senate in New York, the man who is a lawyer for God’s sake, why else would Hillary’s most trusted confidante, Leon Panetta, be placed as Secretary of Defense by Obama?
Do you really think that Obama would give the Clinton’s that much power?
I don’t.
Leon was just a lawyer. He was Hillary’s money bags. He was Bill Clinton’s chief of staff. They made him head of the CIA. Nobody knows how the career people in the Pentagon and the CIA feel about having the Clinton’s favorite crony, Leon, as head of their departments, (after NEVER, EVER having worked in either one) but nobody—- NOBODY on either side, republican or democrat, said a word, about the obvious lack of experience in running big departments like the CIA or the Pentagon.
Not a word.
The normal nobody was going…”We have Hillary’s Lawyer running the war? What?”
You want to know how far corruption goes? Panetta was voted in by the Senate 100 to O. What’s that tell you?
It’s all just one big party. 
It’s always been a done deal. The Democrats want the power. And no matter how much they hate each other, they WILL always keep the power. And I don’t think the Bushes care anymore. (That’s another blog.)
Obama was put in place to do just what he did: Pass universal Health care. They knew, Hillary couldn’t do it, nor George Bush, but the big corporations wanted it done. And so it was.
Tonight on Bill O’Reilly, Leon Panetta said that Hillary didn’t know about Benghazi because she would never have let that happen. Bill O’Reilly…said nothing. (What a frigging coward.)
Never MIND it’s her frigging job!
And then Bill said, “Leon is such an honest man. I’ve known him for a long time.”
Well, that should tell you something about Bill O’Reilly, and today, all the FOX news people are coming out and praising Leon for writing such a strong book against Obama.
Are they REALLY that stupid? (No.)
Nobody Knows if Jeb Bush has already been picked to run, only to lose (As John McCain obviously was) because in reality, the Bush’s control the Republican Party, the Clinton’s control the democratic party, and by being friends, and protecting their families, they both make sure that America stays on that same globalization path, and they can sell their children and their children’s children into power, and being elected— till the end of time.
They might stick George Clooney and his Muslim wife in there so nobody catches on, but we, the American people, have been totally brainwashed to think, they and their families and their small circle of friends, deserve to be…in power.
We, are simply made to believe that there is STILL a contest, and our vote really does matter.
Leon Panetta was Bill Clintons Chief of Staff, and he will have a high place in Hillary’s reign. The power MUST remain in just a few hands.
To even dream that if Hillary is elected that America as we know it will come back.
Is just that. It’s a sad, sad, lie. The fact is: American has already been damaged forever more.
In fact, with Obamacare the “law of the land” it’s over.
So…what now?
Nobody Knows, how many Americans feel as disgusted as I do, at the farce being played before us.
I predict, that if Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush run, they will record the lowest voter turnout in American history.
But there is one thing, that they are not counting on:
I don’t think the last of the patriotic Americans are going to go down…without a fight.
The mockingbirds always cry out…at midnight.
“There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution.”– John Adams
Moon Eclipse Coming Tonight: Don’t Even Bother to Tell Your Teenager
Nobody Flashes
I know I am suppose to get excited by moon eclipse, but I also know, that most people in the world, find it…just so boring.
Yes, I think it’s safe to say that only one percent of the population is getting excited by the fact that tomorrow morning, there will be a selenelion:
Tomorrow morning almost everyone on the east coast in the Americas, eastern Asia, the Pacific Islands, and Australia will get the rare opportunity to see a special type of lunar eclipse called a selenelion, or horizontal, lunar eclipse.
A selenelion only occurs when a lunar eclipse happens around the same time as sunrise. Because of its timing, observers have the chance to see both an eclipsed moon-set and sunrise simultaneously.
How do I know this? Because I remember years ago, I tried to get a handful of teenagers really excited about a full moon eclipse. It was a Saturday night, and many of them were hanging out in my house, as they tended to do on summer nights as my teenage son, loved to have them all gather at my house, and I keep telling them all that the event that was about to happen was pretty exciting.
You can imagine my surprise, as I watched the earth darken, the eerie shadow cast upon the earth, the almost surreal feel of the earth being engulfed upon a once in a lifetime event, as if the very cells in my body had oozed darkness inside my own warbled brain…and the teenagers around me said “Oh cool.” and went back to partying and telling jokes, and flirting with their girlfriends, the girlfriends laughing at their silly banter, not even looking up…and I remember shouting at them all…
“HEY! Don’t you realized how RARE it is to see a full moon eclipse?”
And one of the girls said “really?” as if I had made the whole thing up, and went back to looking at her nails. They were actually bothered by the fact that it got too dark and they had to WAIT till it was over.
Good god.
So, if you are one of the few who even try to witness (or can) this rare event coming up in just a few hours…
Consider yourself one of the few remaining people on the planet who do.
I —-will probably be asleep.
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Duncan
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have a lot of liars. The biggest ones we are getting used to—but a lie, is a lie, whether your just a nobody from Africa, or the President of the United States. 
This week we have Obama VS Duncan.
Obama starts us out with the big speech he gave about Ebola, and how we had no need to worry, he had it all covered.
Why is that a lie? You think our health care system CAN take care of it? We’ll get to that in a minute.
Then we have a Mr. Thomas Duncan (Although it’s not confirmed that’s his real name.) Duncan told a lie at the Liberian airport. He told them he had NO contact with anybody who had Ebola.
Yes, it was a big lie. (He helped carry a dead body) He did it to save himself, and so he could get the best free medical attention in the world, right here in the United States. Luckily, he knew some people here.
Did he think about infecting other people? No. He didn’t care. Not a bit. The lie was justified in his mind, even though he has said he just came here to see his girlfriend.
(Which tells you how much he loves his girlfriend.)
BUT….The hospital sent him home. (back to his relatives in Texas.) My educated guess is —- either they were examples of the current Obamacare system, which actually is all based on cost, or the nurse herself was an uneducated immigrant. He TOLD them he was from the Hot Zone, and they sent him home.
More than likely, they didn’t want the expense.
They were watching out for themselves.
In the meantime, Thomas managed to expose 100 people.
Obama’s big lie, was that nothing would come here, and when it did, then, why Obama would fly in with his God-like wand of God-like wisdom and save us all.
In the meantime, while all his buffoons were on TV telling us that we have a GREAT healthcare system: Don’t Worry! Be Happy!
(Tell that to the veterans.)
Those of use who were paying attention, found out that Ebola has a 20-day incubation period. No matter WHAT Obama says, no airport screener in the world can test a person for Ebola before the 20 day incubation period, so…therefore— Obama is lying when he says they can screen for Ebola.
IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT…if an Ebola carrier throws up in the aisle of an airplane, (As they did in New Jersey) well, they WILL keep you at the airport for just a bit. Half a day, tops.
Don’t worry. 
In the meantime, while everybody is thinking about this ONE man in Texas, the fact that Obama has let in THOUSANDS of sick kids from the border, and placed them in schools in all fifty states THAT gets pushed right off the national headlines and buried.
These are kids with TB..and disease yet to appear, like the one we SHOULD be concentrating on right this minute which is not only killing people (and kids) but causing polio like symptoms.
Hundreds of children in more than 10 U.S. states have been sickened by a severe respiratory illness that public health officials say may be caused by an uncommon virus similar to the germ that causes the common cold.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it Mr Duncan, who decided to LIE..and take his sick self to America to get free medical care and save his own life, while exposing his family and hundreds of others to this deadly disease? A man whose is condemned by his own country’s leader, and who will never be allowed back in for his deceit?
Or is it the America President, who not only forced the worst medical system on the planet on to us all, he now swamps the country with as many diseased people as he possibly can even though he is the leader of, when it’s his JOB to protect us.
You know what I think?
Congress…is to blame.
They are all sitting by and watching Obama ATTACK his own citizens, and they do nothing.
Congratulations 113th Congress…you win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for allowing a U.S. President destroy our lives and our country.
(13? Whoa.)
Warren Carnegie Buffet: Railroad Baron 2014
Nobody Reports
How many times have you heard GOP politicians talk about the need for a Keystone Pipeline? And how many times have you heard the democrats kill any chance of it ever being built?
Remember that really good buddy of Obama’s? Warren the “I play ukulele!” Buffet? It’s not just stocks and Dairy Queen he is good at: it’s trains.
Here’s an email I purposely held off until today, because I think it stands alone, about just who really runs this country:
The rich elites? Or the politicians in their pockets?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody Compares Protest: Hong Kong, Paris, and New York
Nobody’s Opinion
Protests—- they are happening all over the world now, aren’t they? And the biggest one last week was in Hong Kong. The Umbrella Revolution, they called it. The Chinese are NOT stupid people, according to the Bell Curve, in IQ’s they rank right under the Jews. As a people though, thanks to Confucius and Mao, the Chinese are almost too obedient. Their old ways though, are dying off, and the young now all have cell phones, and so last week, like bulbs of lilies popping up in spring, there were millions of Chinese protesting… their Communist rulers.
While the rest of the world economically has been handing out riches to the top one percent, Hong Kong has been building a middle class and thriving. And now, the Communist in Beijing are cutting short that promise.
What promise you say?
Freedom of speech, assembly and religion and a free press are all enshrined in Hong Kong’s mini-constitution, the Basic Law, drafted to govern the city of 7.2 million upon its return to Chinese sovereignty in 1997 after more than 150 years of British rule. Hong Kong residents are guaranteed those rights until 2047, and a legal system inherited from the British helps keep it intact.
The communist government now says it can appoint their man in Hong Kong, 2047 is just too far away.
In a front-page commentary under the headline, “Determined to protect the rule of law in Hong Kong,” the newspaper said yesterday that democracy without the rule of law would only result in chaos. “No one can ignore the law. No one is an exception to the rule of law, and young people and students should also obey the law,” it added. The protesters, numbering at times in the tens of thousands, are seeking fully democratic elections for the city’s leader in 2017 and have called for the resignation of Hong Kong Chief Executive Leung Chun-ying.
So the Chinese are rebelling, and the police have bought out the gas and pepper spray, but they didn’t expect to be met with millions of sturdy umbrellas and gas masks.
It there is ONE thing the Chinese do, It’s make a good umbrella and a good gas mask.
Somewhere behind the Great Wall, the rulers are calling in their military experts saying, “You TOLD us pepper spray would control them!” Nobody Wonders how the great military leaders writing non- lethal weapons book manuals miss the simple umbrella as a defense tactic, but it’s brilliant.
This has been going on a week and the whole world is watching in suspense: Will there be tanks soon? Another Tiananmen Square showdown? In the meantime, the protestors show good manners throughout their ordeal.
The Chinese are protesting for a noble cause: freedom.
On the other side of the planet the French have come out to protest their government changing their attitude towards the family.
Tens of thousands of people took to the streets of Paris and Lyon Sunday to protest against France’s legalization of gay marriage and defend their interpretation of traditional family values, which brought together conservatives from across France. The group’s leader, Ludovine de la Rochere, said that the protests were designed to “warn the government as early as possible of our opposition to offering MAP to female couples and of IVF because a child needs a father and a mother.”
To which this nobody says: What the heck is wrong with that?
While this has been the nature of the human race since the beginning of time, Male & Female—(Not to mention all the other species on the planet.) it’s clear that the G-20 has decided that a gay world is much preferred to family and religion, so there has been a continuing assault on both.
And their fearless leader, Francis Hollande, is just about as unpopular in France as Obama is over here. Last week, about 17,000 marched through Paris in a “Day of Anger” against Hollands’ socialist led government. They arrested about 225 people.
The French People have a noble cause: Save the family, and so–Freedom to have a say in its own laws.
Noble causes.
But the more moderate side to the protest was compared by Valls to the Republican Tea Party movement in the US, “we are witnessing the constitution of a Tea Party a la Francaise,” he said in an interview with the newspaper Le Journal Dimanche.
Yes, France has a Tea Party. So does China evidently.
But in New York, a few weeks ago, we were told, there was the BIGGEST gathering of people that ever walked the streets of Manhattan, to protest…the climate.
NEW YORK — More than 400,000 people turned out for the People’s Climate March in New York City on Sunday, just days before many of the world’s leaders are expected to debate environmental action at the United Nations climate summit.
NOT a noble cause. Good God. America. REALLY stupid.
Compare the three video’s: Which nation looks the stupidest? (And the most stoned?)
(And by the way, it wasn’t nearly as big as China’s: I think they exaggerated those numbers Jussuuuuuuuusssst a bit.)
The New York protest was basically one big liberal street party love-fest, where millions of unemployed rich liberals bused in as many dweebs as they possibly could, and then left trash for the few poor New Yorker’s who have to work for a living to pick up.
So, I think it’s time for the Tea Party in America, (Who by the way, where NOT in New York) and all the people who are sick of the people in Washington D.C. ruining our lives, to join the other nations of the world and maybe have one big planet protest…and call it.
“NO MORE DICATORS….YOU WORK FOR US!!” protest.
Before we LOSE the internet.
I’m sure the Americans that were NOT in New York that day, could find common ground with the French, the Chinese, The Scots, the Russians…heck…just about everybody.
They might have drones, but we have…….what?
For a start: Umbrellas and gas masks. The Chinese could send us some umbrellas and gas masks, the French could send us some moral fiber, and we could send them good old fashion American ….(I won’t say it, you can.)
I’ll start anywhere. Just THINK if all the people in the world got together to protest?
Now that would be a good day. 🙂
Nobody’s Email: Bulawayo BEATS Australia…
Nobody Gets Email
Another great email from the pretty lady in Zimbabwe. She sent me the local newspaper where the headlines on any given day, are even MORE exciting than driving in Alaska. (Click red to see)
Here’s a few headlines from the Bulawayo Chronicle:
World’s Biggest Penis Donated to Museum
War of Words at Mini Skirt March
Woman Demands Her Underwear From Court
Birth of a Mugabe Dynasty?
Namibia Mulls Ban on Offensive Baby Names
South Africa Flushes Out Illegal Immigrants
Teen Hangs Himself After Losing Calf
To which the officer advised:
Police spokesperson, Inspector Enock Chishiri, urged people to solve their disputes amicably rather than taking their own lives over petty issues.
Frankie said she could send us real pictures from her camera, but knowing Mugabe, I wouldn’t advise it.
(Thanks to Frankie Kay…and PLEASE let us know of any more happenings in Zimbabwe!) I truly thought I was ready the latest Issue of MAD MAGAZINE.
Nobody’s Email: Alaska Has Great Signs
Nobody Gets Email:
Hey, some of you DID send some things! Cool!
Not to let Australia get by alone, this was sent by a reader who took these while he was in Alaska.
It seems, people in Alaska have a favorite pastime!
CLUE…find the bears.
(Thanks to John Cooper)
Nobody’s Email: Pictures From Down Under
Nobody Gets Email
This just in from my friend amfortas, who lives in Tasmania! And it’s good to know, that email is pretty much the same all over the world. If you have ever gotten a “customers of Wal-Mart” email, you know what I’m talking about.
Here’s a few of the lovely pictures of life down under. (Thanks to amfortas, who lives in a much SAFER neighborhood…I hope.)
By the way…have an email you think is great?
Go ahead and send it to me—so everybody can enjoy!
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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