Nobody’s Email: Top Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat
Nobody Gets Email:
Somebody somewhere dreamed up this David Letterman Top Ten list: We all know this is WAY better than anything Dave does anymore…so let’s all just pretend.
(Thanks to Kris)
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. 
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
…And the
#1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it’s better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don’t care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.
Nobody’s Email: 2014 Conference on Aging
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This is a great video,to set the weekend off to a good start. Fritz is a weatherman in Los Angeles…
And he could very well do standup in Vegas.
ENJOY!
(Thanks to JR)
Nobody Remembers the Pandemic of 1776
Nobody Remembers
When you have a President who says “If you LIKE your doctor, you can KEEP your doctor..period.”—- And then you find out, it was the biggest lie of his Presidency, you tend not to believe anything else he says: and when he says that Ebola will not become a pandemic in America, he could put a “period” behind that statement, and it wouldn’t matter.
Who in their right mind would believe him?
Ebola has been all over the news today…so naturally, it lead right into my Friday historical remembrances—- of another pandemic in our history, and how it affected MY favorite founder at that time:
The Smallpox pandemic of 1776.
It was the summer of 1776, and the Continental Congress had just celebrated their Declaration of Independence. John Adams was appointed chair of the Committee on War and Ordnance on July 13. John was responsible for all the large and small policy decisions governing the Continental Army. As many of you know, it was John who suggested George Washington be the commander of that army.
And what was going around America that summer? Smallpox.
Washington was coming out of Boston with 12,000 smallpox-infested men, and he faced a British force of over 30,000.
John couldn’t leave his duties in Philadelphia…and he had taken the smallpox vaccination earlier, and survived, so Abigail, on her husband’s advice, took the family to Boston for inoculation against smallpox.
Most of the kids got deathly sick.
John wrote that he felt like “a savage to be here, while my whole Family is sick at Boston.”
From First Family by Joseph E. Ellis
In John’s mind’s eye he could simultaneously envision patriotic celebrations throughout the land, the largest fleet ever to cross the Atlantic gathering in Long Island Sound, and his entire family confined in quarantine amid a raging smallpox epidemic that, according to Abigail, had infected seven thousand people in and around Boston.
She wrote to John:
“Nabby (their daughter) has enough of the small pox for all the family beside. She is pretty well covered, not a spot but what is so soar that she can neither walk, stand, or lay with any comfort. She has above a thousand pussels are large as a great Green Pea. Little Charles in delirium for 48 hours. Has caught the pox in the natural way. ” She told John he should prepare for the worst.
While this was going on, John learned that only half of Washington’s troops were fit for duty.
He wrote back to her:
“The Small Pox had done Us more harm than British armies, Canadians, Indians, Negroes, Hanoverians, Hessian, and all the rest. And now it was threatening to carry off “my little babes.”
While John’s boy lay dying… The Continental Army had suffered a devastating defeat, and retreated up Manhattan.
John desperately wanted to return home, but did not feel he could leave his post with the Continental Army in such disarray. He had been working eighteen to twenty hour days for over two months, his eyes were permanently bloodshot, and his sight was strained, making it difficult to read, especially at night. The emotional l toll of witnessing a colossal blow to the American cause was high, and he knew better than most that Washington’s army had gone through a near death experience. The celebratory mood of early July was now replaced by the somber recognition that it was going to be a long war.
After his great victory, General William Howe told the Continental Congress that he would put an end to it all, and was prepared to offer a new and more acceptable reconciliation.
John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, and Edward Rutlege of South Carolina met with Howe, and found out that Howe had no authority to negotiate.
John informed him, ( And I LOVE this…sorry amfortas) that American had no need for pardon, because they had done nothing wrong.
Luckily little Charles survived until much later when he killed himself in a drunken stupor, but Abigail pulled the kids through the worst the summer of 1776, and John help pull the new country through its new birth.
And so, the smallpox epidemic that hit Boston, went on around the world—
From Wikipedia
During the 18th century the disease killed an estimated 400,000 Europeans each year, including five reigning monarchs, and was responsible for a third of all blindness.
Between 20 and 60% of all those infected—and over 80% of infected children—died from the disease. During the 20th century, it is estimated that smallpox was responsible for 300–500 million deaths. In the early 1950s an estimated 50 million cases of smallpox occurred in the world each year. As recently as 1967, the World Health Organization estimated that 15 million people contracted the disease and that two million died in that year.
Many are saying that Ebola WILL be the new epidemic and will kill millions…and even the very rich will not be immune.
Let’s hope we all can find the same courage that our forefathers had. As for believing anything that Obama says about Ebola? Let me refer us all, to a more recent reminder, about what to do when politicians lie:
Nobody’s Fool: Trey Gowdy
Nobody’s Fool
There are so very few men of character in Washington D.C., that you can literally count them on one hand. And Trey Gowdy is one of them.
Listen to this very moving speech given in June, 2013, to the IRS commissioner. It’s explains not only the IRS spending taxpayers money like they are drunken sailors at the Bunny Ranch, but just about every other government department—with the leader at the top (Obama) leading the way with HIS daily habits of living to the height of grand luxury.
The fact that nobody at the IRS has gone to jail for the crimes of not only using it as a political tool to get Obama reelected—and then illegally destroying all evidence, shows you just how powerless the Congress is.
So, Congratulations to Trey Gowdy, who continues to tell the truth no matter what. We thank the people of his state for electing him to office.
Does the U.N. PAY Jolie and Leo? And How MUCH?
Nobody Wonders
Confession: I have a weakness for the magazine, Vanity Fair. Oh sure, I know it’s has a BIG liberal bias, but I need to know how the elite of the world really live. To this lower middle class woman, it seems like they all live on another planet. 
And I just found out something that I never have given much thought, simply because the rich always come off as being, good, generous, talented, superior, and caring, don’t they?
In almost every issue–there will be pages of pictures that will show various charity functions for all the liberal’s favorite causes, and you see the usual famous Hollywood faces: Clooney, Fonda, Reiner, Spielberg…etc. And I’ve ALWAYS thought that these people just go to these things to get their pictures seen with the right cause, for their image, and because they really truly are bleeding hearts for the poor, along with massive guilt complexes for being so rich.
Ha ha ha ha! Guess what? They get PAID to attend those stupid things. Paid.
And for those of you who watch the red carpet at all the Movie awards show, and have to listen to all the movie stars talk about what they are wearing, that’s another sweet paycheck. Here I thought the fashion industry was just donating their dresses…to get known.
(Yes, my naiveté knows no bounds when it comes to fashion…I buy my tennis shoes at Kmart.)
From Slave of the Red Carpet, Vanity Fair, March, 2014:
A star could be paid $ 125,000 for wearing earrings, $75,000 for wearing a necklace, $50,000 for wearing a bracelet, and $25,000 for wearing a rings. Gwyneth Paltrow was offered approximately $1 million plus round trip first class airfare to wear Chinese jewelry designer Anna Hu’s diamond cuff to the Oscars in 2012, a deal brokered by her stylist and manager.
Did you know that when stars attend galas sponsored by some fashion companies, they are paid tens of thousands of dollars jut to be there? They are PAID to attend fashions shows.
So, now that we understand the movie stars are marketing themselves for any fool that will pay them, it seems only common sense to assume that those U.N. jobs so many of them take, is also making them millions upon millions of dollars.
BUT…we are made to believe they are doing it out of the goodness of their own hearts aren’t we?
Angelina Jolie for instance. She’s been an ambassador for years, and maybe like me, you have to wonder if she was PAID to adopt children from all over the world, to promote a one world Utopia under the U.N. I think she has a child from every part of the world.
And last week, at the global march for climate change, Leo DiCaprio took on the look of young Comrade Castro to march for World Peace, which of course can only be done with climate change control.
Leonardo DiCaprio is the latest A-lister to land a role with the UN after it was announced that he will work as a Messenger Of Peace.
“I feel a moral obligation to speak out at this key moment in human history – it is a moment for action,” he states. “How we respond to the climate crisis in the coming years will likely determine the fate of humanity and our planet.”
Nobody Wonders if Leo’s MORAL OBLIGATION doesn’t have at least a nice billion dollar contract behind it.
And yet, they are the first ones to attack capitalism…and so, Nobody Wonders if we will ever know how much movie stars are paid to voice certain political opinions, or…are they doing this all for free?
Someone should…ask them. “Uh, Mr. Leo, do you get a salary from the U.N, and may we ask what it is?”
Wouldn’t it be a surprise to find out, that WE, the American people are actually buying Leo another mansion….in Dubai.

The Sequestration of America Has Begun
Nobody Knows
THIS has certainly been a fun week of confusion: ISIS is a mile away from Baghdad, and Nobody Knows where our President is tonight. Nobody can figure out how some man with past criminal charges got into an elevator with Obama, armed with a gun. Nobody Knows just how many incompetent departments of our government we actually HAVE, but finding one that works is as hard as finding out who killed JFK. Why men have nipples. Why the Chinese talk so different than the Russians. Why Eric Holder has no chin.
Maybe…just maybe, in a hundred years they will figure it out.
So, let’s start with the biggest news: Ebola is now in Texas. The CDC director put on a great show today on FOX, telling everyone not to worry, because the CDC is so efficient, and there is NO way any of us should worry about Ebola—- he insisted again and again.
Some citizen of Africa, just wanted to come visit his relatives in Texas, and it was pretty clear that THEY were probably just visiting also ...and decided to stay.
Why do I have the feeling he isn’t the first one? (Anybody?)
Texas has its hands full: TB is showing up everywhere thanks to the new immigration policy of letting every sick kid in the world come here to get treatment, bringing with them a new form of polio and more deadly viruses. And by the way—- who is paying this guy’s hospital bill?
Obama DOES care!
Great Britain got smart. All the British airlines have refused to allow anyone from the infected areas to travel to Britain. You would THINK the United States would do the same, wouldn’t you?
Nevertheless, we are told not to worry by the same department that has ordered 160,000 hazmat suits, and is advising funeral parlors in the Unites States how to deal with the remains of Ebola victims.
Do you feel safe? As in everything pertaining to politicians: Forget their words…watch their actions.
And speaking of safe, it’s now being reported that Obama really isn’t paying attention to his intelligence briefings, only 42 percent of the time. It’s such a bore, he’d rather glance at it right before the Hollywood fundraiser.
The White House said that the president prefers to read his intelligence briefings on his iPad instead of having in-person briefings, according to reports.
SURE he does. If he had to show up, he’s miss his golf game.
Breitbart said,
“The question remains whether a 42 percent attendance record on daily intelligence briefings is good enough for most Americans.”
Nobody Knows how the democratic Americans feel about that, BUT…we can guess how the Kurds feel about Obama being absent from their pleas…100% of the time.
You remember the Kurds? We promise to help them overthrow Saddam Hussein, and then when the time was right, we didn’t show up. They got slaughtered. It’s was the Bay of Kurdish Pigs without the pigs.
They want to fight ISIS, and would love some of these weapons that Obama is handing out to the Syrians like candy, but he is ignoring them–so Iran is coming to the rescue.
President Barack Obama has pledged to protect and arm Syrians and Iraqis facing terrorist attacks by the Islamic State (ISIS) but has so far failed to protect Kurds on the Turkish border of Syria, said Robert Zubrin, a senior fellow with the Center for Security Policy. Zubrin added that Turkey is complicit in the assault on the Kurds because it is allowing Islamist extremists to enter Syria to join ISIS. Meanwhile, the Turkish government is building up troops on the border which will likely move into the region after a Kurdish genocide.
Will the Kurds now become allies with Iran? Nobody Knows: But the Kurds, once again, are left to protect their own.
Which brings me to this idea of protecting their own….
Why isn’t the President of the United States interested in protecting us? He is good at protecting all his failed democratic policies, and his democratic party, but when it comes to protecting the America people from a nuclear attack, or Ebola outbreak, or a mass illegal invasion, he is absent, about 99 percent of the time, and Nobody can figure out why.
Someday, in the future, some history teacher will be trying to answer that very same questions…and Nobody Knows if he will tell the truth, of if he will say…
“It’s complicated.”
So..our lives continue to put us at wonder, every single day. And when our brains get overloaded with unanswered outrage at the sheer incompetence of the whole damn Obama administration leaving us to spend our days nail biting at the crisis’ happening around us, most of us hoping to dodge some health or financial bullet—and as we sit and watch the many disasters occurring throughout the world, and in our own country…our most important question, will end up to be:
Just WHY are we changing the REDSKINS name again?
Which IS the final proof that
The sequestration of America has begun.
Nobody Wonders: Does Obama Even LIKE the White House?
Nobody Wonders
I wanted to do an update on yesterday’s blog: After listening to Rush Limbaugh today, my theory that the man who got into the White House was ‘staged’, gets a new twist. A man called Rush’s program, said he had been working in the Secret Service at the White House around 1990, and HIS theory was since the President and his family were not in the White House, nobody was that concerned. From that point, Rush went into the fact that due to political correctness, nobody in the FBI wanted to stop this man until he seem to be an eminent threat. He went on to say that perhaps political correctness permeates the whole government system up to the very top, and that’s why the Obama administrations is so incompetent.
If that is the case, then WHY was that girl murdered last year, when she had no weapon, and just wanted to talk to the President? She was black. Where was Eric Holder’s outrage at the police that time? What secret were they covering up? Did Obama order to have her killed? She claimed she knew the man. Why shoot her dead in front of her little boy? She was far away from the White House.
Do you see the logic here?
So..to update my theory, perhaps this act was not staged, he really was a nut and the whole FBI surrounding the White House are just lame and incompetent like the President, which means that the rules of the FBI now are so politically correct, that any suicide bomber could literally destroy the White House. The House itself is not deemed important. The ONLY thing that is important is the President.
While, I find it hard to believe that even liberal Democrats, including MS Pierman, would NOT want to preserve this very important National Monument, let’s say Rush has a point. Therefore, what Obama actually does is place the circumstances in place to allow chaos, because chaos and disasters always benefit him…in the words of Rahm Emanuel, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” and blowing up the White House? Just think how Obama could use that to his advantage. He would say: It was because he was black. And think of the money that would be allotted to the rebuilding. Maybe the elites want an update—more on the level of our Baghdad embassy.
So, Nobody Wonders…could they stage this for more money? To get everyone concerned about Obama and his safety? Or are the people running our country REALLY that incompetent?
When you consider the mass protection around the President’s and his every move, the entourage of Secret Service Men, the millions of dollars being paid to protect him to the point where on one trip to Asia, he MADE them cut all the trees on the boulevard he would be traveling down, just to be safe— WHY he would not want to protect the White House makes no sense at all.
Do we have a President that truly would love to destroy the White House? We already know, he doesn’t like America.
Nobody Wonders.
AND…like I said, today Obama stuck up for Julia Pierson, and everyone else. Why, they just have a tough job.
He ought to know.
Melissa Harris-Perry—Muslims are FUNNY When They Sever Heads!
Nobody Flashes
Check out these two liberal politically correct progressive girls. I call them girls because they seem to have been brainwashed at the age of five, and never got pass that age in their brains.
They are just so thrilled at their own brain power. When a man CUTS off the head of anyone, it’s just not fair to say it’s because he’s a Muslim. NO! It’s because he got fired! This is workplace violence. Just like Fort Hood.
Why— don’t we realized that most people who are fired go in to the place and sever heads because they are pissed off? (This COULD be a first, anyone?)
You will not believe this video, and the fact that these so-called reporters compare Muslim beheading as the same violence as white guys shooting up schools.
(Never mind that it’s not always a white man shooting up schools, but it’s a good excuse to blame the white man…again.)
Also notice, the women have that “I’m just so cute in my cool eyeglasses and matching earrings” look on their faces, and so, to even form a thought–you can tell, amazes even themselves.
What if some Muslim came into their workplace and cut off one of their heads?
Do you think they would still say it’s workplace violence?
Obama says he didn’t know ISIS was out there, and these women don’t want to admit evil when they see it, so they just tell us all…Muslims are just….funny!
FUNNY?
I’m sure the family of the woman whose head was cut off in Oklahoma, is NOT laughing.
Worse Than the Stamp Act: Internet Government Takeover
Nobody’s Opinion
While the internet has its bad side, (like you can see real life beheadings while sipping your Starbucks double espresso.)…it’s good FAR outweighs the bad….but that’s about to all change.
I remember when I started using the web. It was around 1997, and I didn’t have a computer in my home. And so, I went to the library and got on Netscape. Remember Netscape? That’s where I found out my son was suffering from a rare sleep disorder called DSPS. (Delayed Sleep Phrase Syndrome) On Netscape, you could get into university websites and read hundreds of doctors dissertations. It’s as if I had hit some kind of goldmine, really, that’s how I felt.
Unfortunately, the sleep doctor at the clinic that I took him to…didn’t read the internet. I told him I had found out what was wrong with my son, but he had never heard of DSPS. He was a psychologist. Not being able to sleep was a human mental problem to this man. And he was the HEAD of the sleep clinic.
BECAUSE this man was so ignorant, my son was kicked out of high school. (Illegally, but that’s a whole other blog.) He refused to listen to me, and the information that I had found on the internet. Therefore, my son’s whole life was damaged by this one man’s decision.
But…information at your fingertips. It’s really incredible. Want to find out how to cut your hair, fix a window? Tie a tie? Anything and everything is on Youtube. Send a picture to your friend? Done. Tell everyone what you think of Obama? Go ahead! (my personal favorite.) Make dear friends you will never even meet in other countries.
I LOVE it! And this week, Tim Barnes-Lee, the inventor of the internet, has a warning we should all be zeroing on.
While the U.S. Defense Department funded the early start-ups of the web, it was Tim Barners-Lee, who invented a way to make a world-wide web…and this is important: He FREELY gave it to the world. I bet he wishes he hadn’t done that. Not because of the fact that he probably would be the richest man on the earth now, but because the inevitable has happened–Governments and corporations now want to control it and take it over: 
Tim Berners-Lee, a computer scientist who invented the web 25 years ago, called for a bill of rights that would guarantee the independence of the internet and ensure users’ privacy.
“If a company can control your access to the internet, if they can control which websites they go to, then they have tremendous control over your life,” Berners-Lee said at the London “Web We Want” festival on the future of the internet.
“If a Government can block you going to, for example, the opposition’s political pages, then they can give you a blinkered view of reality to keep themselves in power.”
Yes, it’s a win-win for the government and the corporations, isn’t it? The government gets total access to every single thing you do (control) and can not only sell it to the highest bidder, but control where you go and what you see on the web. The corporations will also make big money.
And it gets worse:
Federal authorities in the US are using the courts to try to force American-owned technology companies to disclose emails and other data held in the “Cloud” – the vast network of servers where data is stored for customers
The claim would require companies such as Microsoft, Apple and Google to open up all their electronic records to agencies – such as the CIA, the NSA and the FBI – even if it is stored in Europe rather than on US soil.
It would also affect details held about people in this country even if they never use the internet, as companies and even government departments use the services of American-owned companies to hold information in the “Cloud”.
So this means that not only will the NSA and our government be able to listen to anyone over here, (Which they do now) they will be able to listen all the British Parliament’s private conversations, (and scandalous pictures!) and who THEY talk to in Europe or anywhere. Think of the blackmail. (The royals DO love to go nude.) Think of the intrusion. The NSA will be able to access Parliament and British society services cannot.
Think of how corporations like Apple, is merging with the government, in order to control the internet.
A nobody made this comment:
JC: It’s the nature of capitalism to monetize anything people value, and then hold it hostage to the highest bidder. Look at the misery that airlines have made air travel. They’ve monetized themselves to the max and the passenger is must a mark to be bled dry by drumming up any one of dozens of “revenue streams”. I believe it is inevitable that the internet information superhighway is going to get marked off in high-speed (high-cost) “fast lanes” and slower-speed (lower-cost) “slow lanes”. It’s a pay for play world, and if you can’t pay you’re just screwed.
Tim Berners-Lee is right. The last place on the planet where nobodies can express themselves and learn about what is going on IN the moment is the internet. When they take over control…even if you pay big money to get online, the government can stop you from getting to your favorite site.—-Like the Drudge Report. (And seeing this little blog will be impossible. )
This is worse than the Stamp Act, in my Nobody Opinion.
What happened to my son? Two years later, (after he had been kicked out his senior year) he did a sleep clinic overnight study at Washington University Sleep Clinic, one of the best in the nation…and guess what?
Netscape was right. He was diagnosed with DSPS. Not only that, a young student at the lab used my idea as his PhD theses for graduation. I figured out that DSPS is caused by Bilirubin lights which are shown on premature babies in incubators—- which resets the SCN. The SCN is our little time clock in the hypothalamus which controlled our wake and sleep times. The theory being that being exposed to constant light when young, can change your circadian rhythm.
My son was 2 months premature and spent about 3 weeks under Bilirubin lights.
How did I figure it out? I read a LOT …on the internet.
Nobody’s Email: Two Dining Dogs
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You either think this is funny, or cruel. My husband thinks its cruel, I thought it was funny.
Showing that not all stereotypes of the sexes work in every single case.
Enjoy! Or not.
(Thanks to JR)












