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Nobody’s Email: 12-year Old Interviews Eric Holder

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s an oldie but goodie video out of my email bag…just so that we don’t forget Eric Holder and all his crimes.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Eric Crowder)

September 27, 2014 Posted by | corruption, humor | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: The Day When Your Happy Meal Is No Longer Happy

Nobody Get’s Email:

Hey, here’s an email that I did not check out on Snopes, (okay, I admit, I never check out emails on Snopes.) but I think that Bill Downey has something here:

On the other hand….I could do a blog about this…and I probably already did!

(Thanks to Kris)protesters two

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$20 Hamburgers or minimum wage?


For those fast food employees striking for $15 an hour, let’s do some math.

At $15 an hour Johnny Fry-Boy would make $31,200 annually.

An E1 (Private) in the military makes $18,378.

An E5 (Sergeant) with 8 years of service only makes $35,067 annually.

So you’re telling me, Sally McBurgerflipper, that you deserve as much as those kids getting shot at, deploying for months in hostile environments, and putting their collective asses on the line every day protecting your unskilled butt!?

Here’s the deal, Baconator, you are working in a job designed for a kid in high school who is learning how to work and earning enough for gas, and hanging out with their equally goofy high school pals. If you have chosen this as your life long profession, you have failed.

If you don’t want minimum wage don’t have minimum skills.

protesters one

 Best regards,

Bill Downey

September 26, 2014 Posted by | economy, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Do YOU Care IF Shariah Muslims Get Proper Shariah Food Stamps? I Don’t.

Nobody Cares

Ahhh….these poor Somali women, who are now living in Minnesota are truly abused. Their complaint is that the United States PROMISED to keep them out of poverty, but the food pantry does NOT have food proper to Sharia Law—–and although it will cost taxpayers thousands of dollars to get the special food for them, they said we PROMISED it.

There’s pork in the pork and beans, and the food is not fresh. They want the same stuff Michelle Obama gets.

I don’t know about you, but all of these women had expensive clothes on and looked VERY well fed. In fact, most of them were fat. And  notice the “Oh…my life is so hard!” look on their faces.

But the funniest part is at the end of the video. The lady doing all the talking remarks how very proud she is that these are women who can take care of themselves!

Yes, by demanding free food, free everything, they consider themselves brave, and liberated! ha ha ha ha…great idea. You work and get ME food!

If they want that food so badly, then get a job and buy it like everybody else. Heck, I love to have lobster more than once a year, but I’m not on food stamps.

If it was up to me, I would send every last one of these thankless human beings BACK to Somalia.

But Nobody Cares what I think. (Michelle Bachmann, what IS going on in your state?)

Having gotten that off my chest, I promise that this weekend will be filled with jokes and humor!

God knows you need a break from ME. Hey, I need a break from me. Everything is pissing me off lately.

September 26, 2014 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Mysteries, Welfare | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers Malmstrom Air Force Base and UFO’s

Nobody Remembers

“Yes, your father and I saw a UFO. We were driving one night just for a ride, and we saw it over some fields.” said my mother. She was in her nightgown, and I had been sitting on her bed as I often did at night…and so I said to her, “So, you tell me NOW? ” She was in her late seventies.UFO three

This from a lady who never told a lie in her life.

UFOs—- I don’t remember how we got on the subject, but while I’ve never seen one, there is no denying that millions of people all over the planet have. That doesn’t mean, aliens are watching us and flying around every night (Frankly, I’d skip this planet if I were them.) but, today, I thought it would be fun to rehash at least one UFO that they just couldn’t explain away.

The time: March 16, 1967. The place: Malmstrom Air Force Base, Montana. The man who tells the story was Robert Salas, who was in the underground command center that day.

The reason this is important, is that this base had ICBMS, which comprise 1/3 of the nuclear triad: Underground missile bases, Nuclear Submarines, and B-52s packing.

There were two complete flights, Echo and Oscar involved. Each flight controlled ten ICBM’s. (Intercontinental ballistic missiles.)

The first incident occurred at the Echo Flight site. At 8.30 in the morning, one by one, each of the missiles went offline. (They cannot be launched). All ten went down. Power had NOT been lost. Now, for even one missile to go offline is very rare, but all ten at once?

Almost impossible.

The Deputy crew member said that he received a call from the security personnel who were above ground. The guard said that a UFO had been hovering over the launch site. Of course, down below, they didn’t believe him. BUT…Two security alert teams also reported that they had seen UFO’s (more than one) hovering over two of the sites.UFO two

That same morning, at Oscar Flight where Bob Salas was, before dawn, the Airmen above saw UFO’s maneuvering in the sky. They said they would streak across the sky, stop, change direction, then return to a position overhead. They told Bob, but he didn’t think much of it.

Then Bob got another call–it was the NCO who reported that there was a UFO hovering at the front gate, and requested instructions. Bob went to tell Lieutenant Fred Meiwald, but the alarm went off, because within a few seconds 8 of the ten Oscar Flight missiles went offline.

At least 16 missiles went offline, something that had never happened before, and has not happened since. Of course, there was no simple way to put them all BACK online with a switch.

It took the whole day to fix it.

An extensive investigation by a Boeing technical representative said there WAS no reason for that to happen. Only an EMP could do it, but the size of the equipment would have had to be very large and put right next to the silo.

I got this story out of a book by John B. Alexander, Ph.D.–called UFO’s: Myths, Conspiracies, and Realities. John was a Green Beret, a colonel when he retired from the Army: A project manager at Los Alamos, a member of studies of nonlethal weapons conducted by NATO, a consultant to the National Intelligence Council, the CIA, U.S. Special Operations Command, and the Army Science Board. Pretty impressive resume.

(And why do we have a community organizer as a President? Anybody?)UFOs four

In most of his book John argues about how the government really isn’t trying to hide anything, his reasoning being, all government officials are greedy. They would have to put big money into it, and nobody in ANY department wants to give up their cut of the pie.

He interviewed every man that was there that day, and they all have the same story and they are sticking to it. Either it happened just like they said: Or some bigwig goofed up and everyone was given a cover-up story.

We’ll never know…but I believe it happened, because I listened to Bob Salas tell in in this video.

Tell me that man is lying.

So, why did my mother wait until she was in her seventies to tell me she saw a UFO? Probably for the same reason most people do. Why mention it? People will think you’re crazy.

But my mother AND Ronald Reagan, two of my most favorite people, both said the same thing–they had seen one—I believe them.

And I must admit, I’m a bit envious that my mother got to see such a wonder. And if they do exit, let’s hope they are hovering over all the silos.

That would be such a nice thought..wouldn’t it?

 

September 26, 2014 Posted by | UFO, Uncategorized | | 5 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Dick Morris Gives You Obama’s Plans

Nobody’s Fool

Dick Morris really lays out the facts here: The ultimate goal of Obama is to establish forever more, a one-party system.

We are almost there.

I found this to be the most informative video of the week. (Now, if I could just get that toe sucking out of my mind, Dick….)

Don’t miss this one!

And congratulations Dick! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for not giving up the good fight!

 

September 25, 2014 Posted by | corruption, democrats | , , | Leave a comment

American Nazi: Ezekiel Emanual

 Nobody Wins

“At 75 and beyond, I will need a good reason to even visit the doctor…Flu shots are out.” –Ezekiel Emanuel, “Why I Hope to Die at 75

They know it’s coming…after the elections, in 2016, the REAL death trap of Obamacare is going to hit millions of people—then it will become painfully obvious: Yes, Obamacare will decide who lives and who dies.Bastard

Soon, in the not so distance future, only the very rich will get heart surgery if they are over 75. Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Henry Kissinger, Daddy Bush, they will always have the best care that money can buy, and at whatever age they need it.  But, not you and I. And it’s one thing to watch Obama play golf every day on your hardworking money, but when he insists that you DIE? Even democrats are not going to take that lightly.

So the man who designed the death panels, is going to help out, he wrote: Why I hope to Die at 75″

Ezekiel: Once I have lived to 75, my approach to my health care will completely change. I won’t actively end my life. But I won’t try to prolong it, either.

(Well THAT’s good news.)

Anyway, here’s a few more of his ‘opinions’ and my usual banter:

Ezekiel: I am sure of my position. Doubtless, death is a loss. It deprives us of experiences and milestones, of time spent with our spouse and children. In short, it deprives us of all the things we value.

Nobody: So this is your “I feel your pain” approach? No, you don’t need to see that grandchild one more time. Weak argument.Old people

Ezekiel: But here is a simple truth that many of us seem to resist: living too long is also a loss. It renders many of us, if not disabled, then faltering and declining, a state that may not be worse than death but is nonetheless deprived. It robs us of our creativity and ability to contribute to work, society, the world. It transforms how people experience us, relate to us, and, most important, remember us. We are no longer remembered as vibrant and engaged but as feeble, ineffectual, even pathetic.

Nobody: Living too long is a “loss”? So, let me get this straight Zink. No life is worth living UNLESS it is fully capable of walking, thinking, moving, and serving the state, have I got that right? That leaves out most of Ferguson, MO, and half of California. That’s what Hitler said…you’ve been reading too much of that guy.

Ezekiel; Indeed, I plan to have my memorial service before I die.

Nobody: What if you get hit by a car? I’d make a video now if I were you.Obamacare bed

Ezekiel: Americans seem to be obsessed with exercising, doing mental puzzles, consuming various juice and protein concoctions, sticking to strict diets, and popping vitamins and supplements, all in a valiant effort to cheat death and prolong life as long as possible. This has become so pervasive that it now defines a cultural type: what I call the American immortal.

Nobody: I suggest you stop climbing mountains right now.  You don’t exercise, or eat the right foods, no…and god forbid that someone 75 takes vitamins, or even aspirin. You and your buddy Obumer are having a real problem with American’s trying to stay on the planet aren’t you?

Ezekiel: Since 1960, however, increases in longevity have been achieved mainly by extending the lives of people over 60. Rather than saving more young people, we are stretching out old age.

Nobody: What? Young people usually don’t NEED saving.  What planet on you on? How many young are you killing in the womb, now that everybody gets free abortions from your Obamacare? Is that why your overwhelming the country with sick and diseased children? So the old will die off to save them?

Ezekiel: The results show that as people age, there is a progressive erosion of physical functioning.

Nobody: I got news for you, the human body starts eroding WAY before 75.

Ezekiel: Even if we aren’t demented, our mental functioning deteriorates as we grow older. Age-associated declines in mental-processing speed, working and long-term memory, and problem-solving are well established. Conversely, distractibility increases. We cannot focus and stay with a project as well as we could when we were young. As we move slower with age, we also think slower.

Nobody: We think slower? I’d take a ‘slower’ thinker over you Ezekiel, any day of the week. All those old people bugging you? Good.

Ezekiel: By definition, few of us can be exceptions.

Nobody: Oh boy….like you, I’m SURE. Only a few ‘superiors’ intellects like you can live to be old. Why don’t you just say it?Thomas Sowll on doctors

Ezikeil : I will leave aside the very real and oppressive financial and care giving burdens that many, if not most, adults in the so-called sandwich generation are now experiencing, caught between the care of children and parents.

Nobody: Oh, that’s it exactly, appeal to their selfish side. Just think if you had to decide between taking care of your ageing parents or going out to dinner every night. Oh, I forget, you’re talking to liberals.

Ezekiel: And while children can never fully escape this weight even after a parent dies, there is much less pressure to conform to parental expectations and demands after they are gone.

Nobody: Translation: Children will finally be free of those annoying old people. Solvent GREEN! Let’s just put a chip in everybody’s arm.  Or how about a vaccine that makes everyone get sick and die at 65! Why wait?

Ezekiel: We wish our children to remember us in our prime. Active, vigorous, engaged, animated, astute, enthusiastic, funny, warm, loving. Not stooped and sluggish, forgetful and repetitive, constantly asking “What did she say?”

Nobody: I wish to remember my two-year-old child when he would always say, “Do it again!”

(Good god, this man is sick.)

Ezekiel: Once I have lived to 75, my approach to my health care will completely change. I won’t actively end my life. But I won’t try to prolong it, either.

Nobody: Half the nation is hoping and praying for your demise dear sir.Obamacare

Ezekiel: Again, let me be clear: I am not saying that those who want to live as long as possible are unethical or wrong. I am certainly not scorning or dismissing people who want to live on despite their physical and mental limitations. I’m not even trying to convince anyone I’m right. Indeed, I often advise people in this age group on how to get the best medical care available in the United States for their ailments. That is their choice, and I want to support them.

Nobody: Okay, like Obama –this last sentence is a bald-face lie. By designing Obamacare, which will kill off people—-“I want to support them.” is the biggest lie since Obama told us we cold keep our doctors, and he was born in Hawaii.

Okay. I hate this man. He is going to kill millions of people before their time by making sure they do not get any care at all. The trouble is: this ‘plan’ to kill off the old, the feeble, the weak, the unborn is a very REAL plan that permeates throughout our government.

Obamacare will kill millions. (If Ebola doesn’t get us first.) Why do think they exempted themselves from it?

This from another;

Emanuel’s push for people to die at 75 is deeply connected to Obamacare, which insists that care be rationed for the elderly – who, presumably, must be encouraged to make the same “mature” decision about death Emanuel has made. Emanuel pushes back against those attempting to lengthen their own lives, castigating them as morally deficient:

If Ezekiel Emanuel wants to die at 75, that’s his prerogative. If he wants to reshape the system so the rest of us die at 75 as well, that’s evil.

Evil doesn’t cover it.fix it

What I think of this man cannot be printed, and so, I’ll leave it at that.

Ezekiel has designed a holocaust. The man is not different from the Nazi doctors in the war camps, who stripped the Jews nude when they got off the trains, and the doctors would send the old, the weak, and the feeble to the gas chamber

The man, is a monster.

And we must scream and yell until Obamcare is repealed.

Our very lives, depend on it.

September 25, 2014 Posted by | Obamacare, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Bette Midler: Obviously— Losing too many feathers….

Nobody Wonders—bette Midler

Just how far hypocrisy can go…

For instance, Better Midler just tweeted:

Nearly half of our bird species are threatened by #climatechange. Join me and help @AudubonSociety #saveourbirds http://audubon.org/climate 

Gee. Bette Midler is alarmed that global warming is killing off our birds.

Notice how she fails to mention that global warming Windmills are the real reason birds are being killed off—

And since liberals HATE that symbol of American patriotism, the bald eagle is being slaughtered by Windmills. Bald Eagles are rather BIG birds. You would think the “passionate about birds deaths Bette Midler” would comprehend the massacre that is occurring, and just how long it took to bring the eagle OFF the endangered species list, and may I add, by hundreds of good citizens who worked very hard at it, and YET, it’s Obama and his friends that don’t care about birds. Nope, I guess Obama figures the symbol of American exceptionalism just has to go.

Energy facilities in 10 states have killed at least 85 golden and bald eagles since 1997, says a new government study. Just in the last five years, wind farms have killed at least 67 eagles, but the figure could be much higher, the study says.Eagle eyes

So bug off Bette: You want to save the birds? Take down those windmills. Go sing. And by the way–what poor bird had to die to make that hat?

Idiot.

September 24, 2014 Posted by | Entertainers, global warming, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Obama: Forgot to Lock the Front Door of the White House, and the Muslim Brotherhood Walked Right In.

Nobody Knows..

What the heck is going on? If I didn’t see the sun come up this morning, look outside my window and see that my trash man, once again, was late, I wouldn’t have believed it:surprise one

The liberals…have WAR FEVER! Can you believe it? How many years did we listen to every single democrat on the planet scream about Bush’s War? But Obama decides to start bombing in Syria, and..they are as excited as if Chelsea had a boy in the Lincoln bedroom, and it looked just like Vince Foster.

Wolf Blitzer, (Steven Kings Idol) was so excited, he could hardly contain himself: Asking hundreds of probing questions, stating that the “President” has it all under control! He is meeting with all the Muslims at the White House! (I have to use exclamation points here sorry…they really are that excited)

No mention that that was probably a first: All Muslims, with Obama–planning war. (Congress?) Obama and brotherhood

And it’s not just the democrats, the conservatives are all jumping for action: ALL Cable networks have gotten their panties twisted around their necks exclaiming that the enemy is ISIL, (insulting the Jews is a great pastime with them) and even though Obama brought the soldiers home like he said he would…out of nowhere, came a hoard of these evil guys, and it wasn’t Obama’s fault you know, he has more pressing problems like the fact that the White House front door is never locked.

Obama is just so damn cool: When ISIS overtook Fallujah Obama played a $700,000 game of pool. ISIS’s massive army then swept through Iraq, killing everyone in their path, a sight not seen since Genghis Khan was rolling towards Baghdad, taking town after town, raping women, slitting throats, stealing billions of dollars worth of American weapons, tanks, trucks, missiles….but…..Obama yawned, and went on vacation. He was totally ..uninterested.

Even two beheadings didn’t faze the man. Well, the world was ALWAYS a messy place he said, we just see more of it because of social media. Calm down everyone, Obama is cool. Not worried. Detached…playing golf.

After the beheadings, McCain and the conservatives were not only already forgiving him for squandering all the hard work of our men and women, they were willing to follow him to the ends of the earth. Let’s go put those boots BACK on the ground. Let’s GET those guys! We know you made a big mistake, but…let’s go!

But, Obama refused.

He sent troops to save Ebola victims. Hey…He did one of his favorite things to do…he held up traffic in New York, once again, and make it to Clintons’ Climate Orgy…and even manage make a joke about how HE never has that problem..you know…getting stuck in traffic.Arrogance

He LOVES to rub into the whole world the fact that yes, he IS King.  Come on…where are the good psychologists when you need them?

And THEN…out of nowhere… sometime between yesterday and my morning milk, Obama marched out all the generals and every single one of them said that…WAIT. We JUST found out that 50 Al Qaeda leaders are in Syria, so we must go bomb Syria.

What? I thought Obama decimated them?

Forget ISIS. This is more important, and on top of THAT…this will take Not two week. Not two days, but years, and years and years…and you folks will just have to get used to it.

“We had very good indications that this group, which is a very dangerous group, was plotting and planning imminent attacks against Western targets to include the U.S. homeland and it was on that basis that we struck targets, Khorasan targets inside Syria,” Pentagon spokesperson Rear Admiral John Kirby told George Stephanopolous of ABC News.

“Unlike ISIS, which is believed at present to be largely engulfed in its fight for territory. Khorasan is developing fresh plots to target U.S. aviation, and it’s trying to recruit Westerners who have flocked to the fight in Syria, some of whom have joined the al Qaeda franchise in the country, known as the al-Nusra Front… The fear is that U.S. and European passport holders could more easily smuggle explosives onto airplanes,” said former CIA deputy director Mike Morell last week.

Oh my. We have a new boogie man, who is actually the old boogie man. So, Obama lied when he said he had demolished all the leaders of Al Quada. I guess I can’t keep my old terrorists after all.Mideast Syria Militants Rise Analysis

So, what is going on? I think Joseph Farrah of WND has it about right:

Recall, if you will, what Obama’s prime foreign policy objective was just over a year ago: He was determined to bomb the regime of Syria’s Hafez Assad. That, to Obama, was the most important and critical foreign policy objective. Many people, myself included, were astonished. Assad’s regime, while despicable in many ways, was hardly a threat to U.S. interests. In addition, the people Assad was battling in his own country were ruthless killers, thugs and terrorists. In fact, it was ISIS. Assad was also providing protection of Syrian Christians and other religious minorities – and still is.
 
He did, (Obama) however, provide arms and munitions and your tax dollars to those rebels. Most or all of it wound up in the hands of ISIS. Thus, Obama, more than anyone else, actually fed and nursed and gave aid and comfort to ISIS. He incubated the monster it has become. He is not at war with ISIS. He is at war with all non-Sunnis in the Middle East.

I know that’s a remarkable conclusion. It’s not one I state lightly. But Obama is doing the bidding of Saudi Arabia, as many of his predecessors did. And the bidding of Saudi Arabia is Sunni jihad. It’s what Obama confusingly labeled “the Arab spring.” It is about deposing authoritarian rulers who are not Sunni jihadists, who are not disciples of the Muslim Brotherhood and who often actually serve as a moderating and life-sustaining force in the volatile Middle East.Obama and war

So, Nobody Knows if Obama is just following the plans…the plans hatched by the New World Order cabal of bankers who made this plan, as Wesley Clarke said, many moons ago.

In the meantime the REASON he never looks upset, is because it’s all being handled, all he really has to do is enjoy himself and play golf, or…whatever. Make everyone sit in traffic. Tell jokes.

And we will continue to hear the same old lie: We have to kill them over there, so that we don’t have to fight here.

In the meantime, Obama is absolutely flooding our nation with dangerous men. He is letting in over 100,000 Syrians ..many of them will end up in Obama’s employ.

And Nobody Wonders who is going to get the blame WHEN America is attacked?

Nobody Knows: but it won’t be him. I’m sure by now Obama told someone to lock the front door to the White House.

Too bad we can’t lock HIM out.

 

 

 

 

 

September 24, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, corruption, Muslim Brotherhood, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

All the Things that Clueless Joe Didn’t build.

Nobody Reports

Thanks to video, and Youtube, we can go back and visit that lovable guy, clueless Joe, who in this video mocks Mitt Romney for wanting to go into Syria…and Joe will also tell you, he REALLY didn’t build this in his house:

 

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September 23, 2014 Posted by | corruption | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Charlo Greene VS Afghan Soldiers

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we had several Nobodies in America who just couldn’t stand their job anymore, but the way they quit deserves at least a few lines on this Nobody’s not so famous page:

Numero Uno;

She pretty, she’s a cool dresser, she’s ever so articulate, but Charlo Greene, just did the report of her life on marijuana, and then…quit:

Charlo Greene was a reporter for KTVA-TV in Anchorage, Alaska. That is until Sunday night when she quit on live TV by uttering an obscenity and walking off camera.

Obviously, Charlo was more than a bit high herself when she just quit on live TV, and who doesn’t think that she was already making much more money than she could ever make as some measly token reporter? Selling pot is the biggest new market since White Lighting hit the streets of Chicago.

Can we expect more stoned reporters quitting their jobs?

YOU BET! You know Shark Tank? Let’s have a reality show of quitters! Better yet, a realty show of stoners! Afgan soldiers

Hey, I’d watch it. 🙂

Numero Dos:

What do you do when you don’t want to train to be a soldier in Afghan anymore? You go to the mall with your American military comrades and then say, “Hey, we’ve got to hit the hole.” (They are used to holes) and THEN instead—head for Canada.

Yes! Canada is right next door to Afghanistan! No?

Three Afghan soldiers, who went missing while in Massachusetts for military training, have been found trying to cross the border into Canada, a Defense Department official said Monday.

“I can confirm that the Canadians have them,” the official said.

The Afghan officers were reported missing late Saturday after a trip to a shopping mall in Hyannis, Mass., about 20 miles from Joint Base Cape Cod, where they were involved in a training exercise.

Earlier this month, two Afghan police officers disappeared from a Drug Enforcement Administration training program in Quantico, Va., and were found several days later in that area.

They did a Bergdorf! Aftgn soldiers two

Even in my little home town we train Iraq soldiers. Not sure if they are still here, because they didn’t tell us we were paying to have Muslims trained by our police force in the FIRST place.

So you tell me…who wins the “I quit” Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week? There is a proper way to quit a job, is there not?

Was it MS Charlo, who evidently just got a job as a reporter so that she could promote her new company?

Or was it those sweet Afghan soldiers, who just wanted to get into America and go find the local strip bars and move to Canada so they wouldn’t have to actually fight in their own country?Obama angry

Who wins?

The STUPID idiot in the Pentagon (Okay,White House) who think bringing Muslims into the United States to train on our dime, where they can escape and maybe even someday blow up a few cities here win.  Can this be any more idiotic? Or even treasonous?

Don’t get me started.

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award?

That corrupted, plutocracy of morons who call themselves the United States Government. (And since we live in a dictatorship, that means Obama.)

The ONLY thing they have perfected is disaster.

September 22, 2014 Posted by | drugs, Homeland Security, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments

Nobody Flashes—FIGHT! FIGHT!

Nobody Flashes

From the Drudge Report, CBS:

GLENDALE, AZ. (CBS SF) – A violent brawl in the upper deck of the University of Phoenix stadium spilled down a staircase and left several fans bloodied during the San Francisco 49ers game at Arizona Sunday.

What can I say?Obama vote

Somebody call Anheiser Busch! This football violence is getting out of hand!

America’s favorite pastime! Football, Beer, and fighting!

Who lost their bet?

Where’s Al Sharpton when you need him?

Hey, check out that girl!

Not enough diversity in football fans.

Or…how can they even SEE the game from up there?

All fans should require helmets.

No booze allowed until after the game.

WHAT did you say about him?

And if you think our football fans our bad, just wait until American soccer starts catching on.

The rest of the world is way ahead of us.

 

 

September 22, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Albert Einstein’s Global Warming Explanation

Nobody’s Opinion

Every day I watch my local weather guy, and every day Mr. Murry gives the temperature. If it’s 102, he’ll be quick to say, but that’s not the record…the record was set in 1913 when it was 112. I know what he’s doing: He’s telling us all that he doesn’t really believe in all this global warming panic. Because you see, unlike Al Gore and Leo De Crappio, Mr. Murry is an actual meteorologist.global warming 4

It doesn’t matter how hot it gets, there is always another day in history, BEFORE rich elites were flying around the world in their jets attending global warming meetings, where it was  actually hotter.

Weather has ALWAYS been extreme, but you’d never know it by the media hysteria that they are getting back into would you?

To all the liberal heated hearts out there, extreme weather has just started. Every little thunderstorm sends them them running for cover, and hovering over their candles.

A FLOOD! A FIRE! A THUNDERSTORM! TORNADO! Wow!—– When has that ever happened? What’s this world coming to?

I remember when I was just a kid in Naples, Florida, when Hurricane Donna hit. The winds got up to over 200 mph, and nobody thought that global warming caused it. We all were amazed that the little shacks that held the hobo’s stood up, while the rich mansions on the beaches were destroyed.

Why is that? Because the hobo’s KNEW not to build your house on the beach. All of them built huts miles from shore. (Not that the rich would have let them on the beach, and I know I could go into a great philosophical discussions about this, but I won’t you lucky person.)

In fact, hurricanes have been almost nonexistence since Katrina, unless of course, you need a big one to win an election.global warming 5

But, yesterday, all over the world, the very organized liberal Chicken Little’s got their buses out, and came out in force. Yes—like gathering minnows in a pond after a storm, they all came out to protest our leaders for not handling the earth’s weather.

God forbid they have to weather another storm.

From Huffington Post:

“Organizers said some 550 busloads had arrived for the rally, (think of all the carbon emissions that caused) which followed similar events in 166 countries including Britain, France, Afghanistan (Afghanistan?) and Bulgaria.

“Today I am marching for my children. I am marching so they can live in a world without worrying about the next big storm destroying their community,” said Bill Aristovolus, the superintendent of an apartment building in New York City’s working-class Bronx borough.

Well, it won’t matter if a big storm hits the Bronx, Bill, they will be walking through the rain, doing without electricity, living off food stamps, because they won’t be able to afford to buy food, it will be so high.

What? Why do you think your hamburger costs so much? Thanks to the global climate wacko’s our politicians started trying to ‘wean’ us off oil. So, George W. decided to take 40 percent of our corn and make it into ethanol.  What a wonderful idea! That made the corn and feed for the guy raising cattle skyrocket, and guess who he passed that along to?

YOU! Obama closed down most of our coal plants. That means your electric bill went up.

Yes, you are saving the world…feel better now?

And Obama’s not done yet—-

“On Tuesday, the Obama administration announced industry and government commitments to replace HFCs, the super-potent heat-trapping chemicals used in air conditioning, refrigeration, and insulation. This will speed the transition to next-generation technologies that use safer chemicals and less energy. And this fall the EPA is due to decide new standards to reduce the extraordinary leakage of methane — another potent climate change pollutant — from the oil and gas industry.”

God bless the EPA, the IRS, the NSA, all those little arms of the President that gives him the power to make laws WITHOUT Congress. Obama doesn’t have to worry about the temperature reading in the White House basketball court now does he? fat squirrel

But, the weather is getting colder, not warmer. Okay, so California is in a draught, but it’s been in one before. NOBODY looks at historical weather records anymore do they?

Face it: The Al Gore rising seas, the dying of the planet, the ice caps melting…none of that happened. They had to change global warming to climate change, because last winter the whole planet froze. People were putting their beer in the snow, because it was actually colder than their fridge.

But…when you’re a liberal trying to get the evil oil producers off the planet so YOU can make YOUR fortune on windmills, you have to come up with some other disaster besides…heat.

And they have. Now, not only is the earth heating up, but the earth is the reason…hold on…it’s going to be hard to comprehend——

The warm weather is WHY we have diseases.

Read this from Margaret Chan:

“Many of the world’s most worrisome diseases have transmission cycles that are profoundly shaped by conditions of heat and humidity and patterns of rainfall. As one important example, malaria parasites and the mosquitoes that transmit them are highly sensitive to climate variability, which has been repeatedly linked to epidemics

Climate variables contribute to natural disasters, with their related population displacements, lost livelihoods, destroyed infrastructures, and conditions of crowding and filth that favor explosive outbreaks of disease. diarrhea diseases, the second biggest killer of young children, flourish under such conditions.”

Wow. News alert. Did you know that the weather in Africa makes it prone for disease? And this is WHOSE fault? If those people can’t figure out how to build a water system and toilet, does that really mean that I should pay more for my gas?

No…like clockwork these men MEAN to control the planet and scaring people has always worked..so they are bringing out their biggest guns: Al Gore, Leo Decrapio, Obama, Huffington Post, and the one and only…global warming 6

Bill Moyers:

Just as Sunday’s big People’s Climate March and next week’s UN global summit on climate converge here in New York City, the nation and world are experiencing weather of an intensity that should rattle the stubborn false convictions of even the most fervent climate change denier.

Terrible flooding in India and Pakistan, the worst in more than a century, with heavy monsoon rains, 500 lives lost and hundreds of thousands left stranded… thousands of wildfires ignited by severe drought in California and the West… flash floods in Arizona… the punch of a hurricane pounding Mexico’s Baja coast, the strongest in nearly 50 years, battering locals and trapping tourists in their hotels without electricity.

There you go. If you put millions of people in a city right next to a river, you are bound to lose that house. My advice…move your house.

Frankly, I think the world just wobbled a bit, as it tends to do, the sun is doing its thing, and whenever I listen to my favorite weatherman, I often think of Albert who pretty much sums up how I feel about the whole deal:

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the

universe.”― Albert Einstein

 US-CLIMATE-DEMO

UPDATE: It was now being said that over 400,000 people showed up to protest in New York. Don’t you wonder who paid for all those free lunches and buses?

September 21, 2014 Posted by | conspiracy, global warming, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Marines Sing “Days of Elijah”

Nobody Gets Email:

I had so many people send me this video, and Sunday morning is the PERFECT time to post it. It’s so very uplifting.

I hope this video is driving Holder and Obama out of their minds. (OMG…they let the Christians have worship? Who knew?)

These are American Marines in a prayer meeting at Camp Pendleton.

God bless them all!

Enjoy!

(I want to go to THAT church!)

September 20, 2014 Posted by | American Soldiers, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Speaking of Muslims….

Nobody Gets Email:

It’s Saturday! Let’s get right to the good stuff:

(Thanks to Kris)


Marked dollar bill You don’t think we’re in a war?

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A lady in Monte Vista, CO had this dollar bill.  This is her story. After dinner she took a $1 dollar bill out of her purse and displayed it on the table.  Underneath the words “In God We Trust” someone had stamped the dollar bill in red ink— NO GOD BUT ALLAH. We asked her where she got this dollar bill.  She said it was part of her change in Alamosa , CO .

We took this picture of her dollar bill.  These are beginning to show up all around our country!  If anyone tries to give you one of these dollar bills as change, please refuse it and ask them to give you a dollar bill that has not been defaced.

Send this on to everyone you can.  May God bless our USA — And quickly, before what we know and love is forever gone!


And speaking of Muslims….who doesn’t love Maxine? Maxine 8

 

September 20, 2014 Posted by | humor, Muslims, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments